Saturday, January 28, 2012

Why does this happen ?

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Okay so last night or a few weeks ago, you meet this little sweet filly that you think ya’ll cain’t live without. Or that if she puts her boots on and walks, that your heart will break. Been there done that. It’s not a fun happening. But trust me, ya’ll can live without her.

Now the questions begin.

Did you say something, or as important , did you not say something? Did you not tell her you love her? If you said it too early, or just in bed that might’ve been it.

Women are strange creatures. Not saying the right thing will get her to hoofing out the door faster than Roscoe going after the Duke Boys. While in the same lane, saying the right things just at the wrong time will also make her hit the deck running as well.

Fortunately I decided a long time ago, that women are just flat not worth it very much. Women in general follow the same stream as a bad cold. Then just when you think you get rid of a bad one, that same bewitching honey shows up and just fuggles up your mind.

Oh don’t get me wrong in the right way and right tasks women are unbeatable. Want to add some spice to a pictorial of your ride, get a hot babe in short shorts, nyloned feet and halter top, and shazzam. Want to add some eye candy to the ad for your hot rod shop? Get a hot blooded blonde. Want to do some radical nose art for your restored warbird? Sure get a racy red head in a 20’s style outfit and it’ll make your byrd twice what it was. But leave it at that.

Look friends, I have been married 3 times, and 3 more times at the alter, in all cases women have made my life more complicated, more stressful, and just plain messed up than any other one factor.

I cain’t count how many times that hiring women for some things has detoured the club’s activities. That’s why to date, there are no women in the Knytes-of-Anarchy’s leadership or voting roles.

This does not mean that having a honey long and lean between the sheets or even on top of them is not enjoyable to me. However, I’d rather get in one of my trucks, go to Wells Nevada, to Donnas Ranch, get a brew or two, pick out what I want to play with, Git-R-Done, and walk out the door with no worries, just a happy nifty memory.

Anything else, brings you to tears with your head in your hands asking the age old question, “ Why does this happen?”

Any mile friends, Disney is having a Wizards of Waverly Place Marathon, and I can’t get enuff of Selena Gomez.

L8R Ya’ll

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Welcome back to OUR Hazzard County.

I saw by a posting on FaceBook our friend Paul apparently had some sort of a hitch in his get along with a honey he thought would be part of his Birthday celebration.

If I had a dollar for every gal that stood me up or broke my heart, chute , I could buy all of Hazzard County from Boss Roscoe and live happily ever after.

The old saying that the hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world might be sort of accurate. The real statement should read The Human Female Vulva Commands the man and ultimately rules the planet.

Men of all nations have went to war over a woman, mutch if not all music is written or is that wrote ? Any mile, Most music , poems even novels of all kinds have been carved out over the winning or loss of a love or lust and at times finding the balance of those two can be challenging , but most of our culture is over human interaction between man and woman is one of those things that can make or break, a spirit.

While, I have for the reason that I do not ever want to be hurt again, have elected not to interact with a female. Except for finding and training of model or acting talent for the club and or HazzardAyreTV and Radio, I’ll be damn if I ever get or allow myself to snuggle up to some honey on a personal basis.

I have LexiBelle My toew truck. She don’t leave home without me.

Alrighty then.

The New Years Conference of The Hazzard County AyreWolvez is now in the books.

It was fun to be sure, saw many things that just about brought me to tears of joy.

There are projects on the boards that will blow minds, as well as dust off what we in the Knytes-of-Anarchy are all about. Both in and outside of Idaho/Utah.

One of those is turning up the heat on HazzardAyre Radio. HazzardAyre Radio is by far the biggest, baddest, and most outlaw radio show on the planet or at least in the Mountain West. We not only sing the praises of the songs of Dixie and the Southern Movement, we live it.

I saw two things that opened my eyes to the, Oh Really? Department. First the on screen romantic liaison between Selena Gomez’ character on Wizards of Waverly Place , she hooked up with a Wolf, huh? Direct correlation? Accident? Somehow I don’t think so.

The other is the new series that will take the place of Wizards, called Rebel Radio. Played by talented Debby Ryan. That will be a movie in February. Rebel Radio, HazzardAyre. Again oh Really ?

So Paul, it may be painful now, but cuddle up to my two friends, named Jack and Jim, (Jack Daniels, Jim Beam) it’ll get better.

From the movie Rebel Radio and a line from Debby Ryan; “ Challenge the status quo, I dare you”

Until Sunday

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Friday, January 27, 2012

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Of all the inventions made by God or Man , when God invented the human gateway from the otherside to this side the human female Vagina hasgot more problems than any other thing. Cept for maybe cars , its been sedd if it has tits or tyres, a man is going to have trouble with it. Thing is, forget the tits, the human Vagina has more things that can go wrong with it than it would seem than any body part of either gender.

One can't ignore , although I try , in the early morning watching the Today show, on Ch-5 here and I can count at minimum 8 TV ads for female dusche or some other female vaginal malady curing product.

Used to be TV ads for such things were taboo , you never ever heard the word at least on domestic TV Vagina. The word, or idea was slightly sugested.

Yet for all of its problems , its male counterpart is very seldom mentioned. What about products to cure JOCK itch, how about products to cure a MALE yeast infection? Nope you will be hard pressed to hear or see ads for that, but if the ph level of the human female vagina is unbalanced, hey there a product for that and you'll hear about.

Breakfast meeting, see ya'll on WyldAyre L8R

AyreWolf

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Everything that sparkles ain’t gold, more like a pile of manure.

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In today’s modern hustle and bustle, we get a ton of spam, and even emails that many of us just brush aside and put in the trash box.

I’m sure the writers and authors are diligent enuff and work hard to deliver a product to us that is , to them, informative, but lack the pizzazz to get you to fully look at the message.

Then there are the local mirages that plague you .

You inquire to two newspapers of an area as to get ads and maybe a column . They say, “ Sure glad to have it” So you write a sample up, one says, “ We wont print things involving a biker club” Although The Hazzard Knytes through our affiliation with SAMCRO MC has bikes and bikers as members there is much more than bikers in the organization. Only 40% of the club is MC , the rest is split between being an incurable Dukes-of-Hazzard fan club, custom truck (big truck ) club and a military restoration organization. But did they allow the picture to be fully painted b4 they smugly kicked me to the curb. And the Weekly News Journal , wonders why no buying of ad space by me or the club, or the clubs local members. Up the street and around the corner is The Voice. They feared us because of the racy content, but didn’t mind pitching us buying ad space, with my pre condition , find me a honey to pose with my truck for the ad.

Nope, no takers , although I’ll bet money that had another female been present here that would not have been as bad as it was.

Then of course there is the coupling of the suggestion, by two under Sheriffs, both Cassia and Minidoka, that if combined myself and Charlie at A1 set up a sub station here we could get on rotation and have near open territory.

The Camels back was broken, when a local Taxi service owner here, said he’d go half on a shop. When I put him to the test, he chickened out.

So I rented a cheaper shop. Problem was, by that time , Rick and Charley gave up on the idea, the shop and where I had to move into, were too expensive together, and the place in Buhl had been rented to somebody else, so could not have turned it around. So I’m stuck, but just until I find quarters etc elsewhere.

The list goes on, but extending trust in anyone anymore to that I have closed the door.

Why American Falls ?

That’s next time here in HazzardAyre.

L8R Ya’ll

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Galatians 3:26-28“So in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith, for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

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This is one of those blogs that will not be picked up by a TV station news department or newspaper but should be as it has real impact this time of year.

The short story here is this, back in 1992 President Bush Senior with the help of TRAA or Towing Recovery Association of America created a program directly aimed at those who drink and drive. The aim was simple, give a person a ride and tow their passenger vehicle home free of charge within a 25 mile radius, no questions asked.

Then since we are members of TRAA, we took this on, and the tradition continues.

Once again in 2011 on New Years eve, if someone, anyone goes to a bar has too much to drink, to drive home, if they call us at 208-212-9653 within 15 minutes we will come to the bar they are at, hook up their ride, and tow their ride and take them home free of charge, no questions asked. This is limited to passenger vehicles not big rig trucks.

This does not mean we take them to another party, or celebration, but home to sleep it off. This way their vehicle goes home with them safe and secure, and thy get home, not in jail or worse.

The program is called TOWED or Tow Operators Working to Eliminate Drunk Driving.

Just thought the news media ought to know, so they might pass it along.

L8R Ya'll

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas From the Hazzard County AyreWolvez

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In the words of a song from John Lennon, So here it is Christmas, What have we done? Much but not enough, and I will say this, 2012 is prone to be a much more aggressive year for us in our unit of this squadron called simply the Hazzard County AyreWolvez.

Relocation is high on the list, and its not just another part of my lust for wandering, it has to do simply with the fact that the utility rates and bills here in Heyburn Idaho are just too high. Rent at $450.00 and now the city bill at $405.00 is $200.00 more than I make all year. Oh it’ll be paid, but its going to be one of the last, telling Susan on January 2nd, that I’m moving. I don’t know if it’ll be back to Utah or east to Pocky, but there is little if anything here in southwestern Idaho holding me here, and family in the eastern side of the state, not to mention Utah, makes the relocation required .

While I’m not selling my tow truck LexiBelle, I am going to park it in a storage unit, fix LiL Lexi, figure out where I’m landing then focus more effort, on AyreWolf Aviation, get back in the air making better money than I can going towing.

In April, 2012, I’ll be turning command of this unit of the AyreWolvez over to Commander , Ron Adams of  Bliss, Idaho and hopefully Nurse GoodBody will help him in the transition.

From me and all of the Hazzard County AyreWolvez, Merry Christmas.

L8R Aviators

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Isaiah 9:6“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”

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In years past, Christmas was a time of wonder for me. With a mom & Dad that truly made the impossible possible and happen. And that just gotta have toy, it was not unthinkable for my Dad to go right to the manufacturer and buy the damn thing , what ever it was, if some local or area retailer just did not have the whatever spagnaferious toy.

80% of the time I played with the boxes, most of which one could fit inside of, than I would the toy that came in it.

It wasn’t until age 6 that I discovered the reality of the so called Santa Clause, and learned it was mom & Dad , that was in fact was the mysterious gift giver. Mom & Dad both worked awfully hard the years they were together. The investment knowledge they had except for this dump called Idaho was impeccable. They could spot of silver in a pile of crap and somehow bring it to luster. Unfortunately I do not possess that knowledge or ability. If I had I would never ever moved from Utah to either Wyoming or Idaho.

Idaho somewhere called the Gem of the Mountains, has lost its luster, in fact , started to rust. Yes a new Yogurt plant opened up in Twin Falls, and a new big bang something just opened in Idaho Falls, but not in Mini Cassia any where. The fact is the energy and such costs are truly outrageous.

I just got my latest utility bill from Heyburn City. Oh the city clerks and all are nice, but $ sense sezz this is not  long term thing. You always notice in the Slime News, that 70% of the ads for places for rent or sale in this area are from both Rupert or Heyburn, more over most of the vacancies are from the Mini Cassia area. I used to see promise here, what I truly see is the need to find the exit door. Even if I wanted too, and I don’t, but even if I wanted to stay up here, I’d have to get a job from somewhere here, to live here, which I cain’t cuzz of SSI. I’d loose, albeit as low as they are, still I’d loose what benefits I do have.

Not for me, I have had numerous members of the club say to me, get your ass out of there. Why the hell are you still there? Hell as screwed up as Tammy was, she bailed, she saw the area as a dead end, and I’m rapidly reaching that point.

Christmas always signals the near end of a year. The saying the past is the past, and does not repeat, don’t live where I do. But thing is, to not continue the repeat, the past year changes need to be made. In my case its move to Utah, reunite with Cuzzin Gordon, build on AyreWolf Aviation and not so much Hazzard County as it is in Idaho, and reverse the swirl of intake suction that is engulfing me.

Bottom line, like many , we too are leaving Mini Cassia going where money can still be made.

As far as Christmas, hum bug.

More on that Christmas Day.

L8R Aviators

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Luke 2:16-20“So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.”

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