Saturday, January 4, 2014

Toew Trek.

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So it is 00:00 hours on an early Saturday morning. Toew truck put up, fueled for the next jockey and I’m home hammering away on a damn ass’d keyboard, while everybody else is getting laid. While the gal I have on board now as co producer, and op’s director of HazzardAyre, Britt is not one that I would do the real mating ritual with. She’s great looking drop dead lets get with it gorgeous. But she’s not the look that I want to wake up to everyday. Unlike many of my two , tow and 18 wheeled bros, I’m not one that is looking for quantity, I demand quality. I’d rather sleep alone than wake up to a drunk mistake. Ain’t going to happen. Hell if truth be known outside of two, the other near ends of a marital union, or just about caught was the result of way too much Jack Daniels. The fact that I’m in Idaho, or even moved to Wyoming in 2005 was the result of too much indecent consumption of barley pops.

Here’s what I do not consider proper, in a supposed to be free nation. Just like my southern fried kin folk, I too am being oppressed. The fact that someone else has control of funds that should be just my business, is ludicrous. 40% of the reason I’m moving to Ogden or at least Utah is to find a mental health Doctor, who can sign a tiny piece of paper telling DoD and SSI that even with the PTSD and all that I’m fully capable of handling  my own money. To stretch this out, having someone say I can’t have, this person or that person, over to my home, as long as its consenting people or mutually agreeable, should be my own business. If not don’t charge me Rent, I’ll just stay at the place , and be a slave. Why the heck not? Then there is the concern of the Latino community here. My next door neighbor, and my I always seem to land in places where these people live, but I have two busy bodies that just can’t help calling up Charlies wife anytime a gal of any way shows up at my place. Hell they even called Jenn up when I used to host Bible study here. For heck sake. Even if I were to meet someone, and it really would be a miracle, since my mateable Alpha SheWolf, would be a honey with the personality of Kountry star Gretchen Wilson, in a body combination of Kerri Russell, Daisy Duke and Selena Gomez. I’m not against the Latino community, I am against any body using that as a pass card, just to get what they want. Example, next door neighbor is a beaner. Parks right up near my 2nd window, will not even move back even the smallest amount so I can park my car. But getting back to my SheWolf, the question is, would it be sooo bad if ye old AyreWolf, met someone to share the rest of my earthly days with? Why should just about all those bitching be able to go out and bang monkeys all night and the old Wolf here doesn’t? The fact that the availability of possible candidates in metro Utah is another factor in moving there. If truth be known I got tight with more gals there than I ever have here. But even saying that, I only get lucky in other towns, is because I don’t have the nosey Nellies with their nose up my ass all the time. Sure sex is fun and all that, but at my age, just sex is like going to the latrine. You go in get rid of bodily fluids, wipe off, and leave with a flush. Needed release, but I’m looking for more I need companionship , love and a good lady friend that keeps my old mind and heart ticking. Today Britt did something that hasn’t happened in a year or so, she gave me a friendly hug. No sex or anything intended either way just a hug, and yet since that has not happened in so long my body and all did not know how to process the physical feelings. Don’t I deserve a lady of my own? No I’m not into internet date sites. You don’t get the real deal there. Sure many have got blessed that way, but I want someone that I have known for some time. The fact that Britt even if she was available is too young. While mentally at 35, her chronological age of 22, means, no memories of anything of my era. Thus no way to share similar interests, or finding common interests. How the hell would someone Britt's age know The Monkees, Laugh In, Room 222, Mod Squad. How many have seen movies like Love Story, or went to an Earth Wind And Fire concert? How many new age girls, remember what a typewriter is? Not a computer keyboard but a typewriter? Yet I sit alone on weekends, waiting for those weekend toew calls, watching old vcr tapes. Don’t get me wrong, I really love Charlie as a brother and tow bro, but, his wife is one thing, this tiny town even at 44,000 population knows what your doing from one end of it to the other. I’m tired of it. The door is open for relocation, and no matter Charlies barking, this old Wolf and the rest of my Wolf-Pack is outta here in about 25 days. New Payee, that might even be Britt.

Keep it between the ditches,

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Friday, January 3, 2014

Then I’m asked why do I want to move.

AT THE END OF THE DAY

I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning. But I got up and treked over to Britt’s. Good there, dropped her off from her WIC meeting thing, and trucked over to Charlies to pick up my check a few days early, considering I need to do a pilot car run to Utah. At least going in the right direction.

Of course, Charlie’s wife Jenn started in on me for having our gals at the house. I simply replied I’ll be gone in 27 days, who cares. You run A1, I run Dixie. Left it at that. But before  Jenn got there went through a bunch of teasing, to the point I was byting my lips and teeth from not banging a few heads together. The thing being I don’t like being in that office any longer than they want me in that office. This is not what I signed up for in this arrangement, I have sacrificed, shop, cable-tv, and toew income, to save $40.00 fucking bucks from a little 20 something that had no idea of how to be a SSI or other payee. Saved $40.00 to pay out $475 each month.

Now if that were not enough, putting them to task took Britt over to Syringa where I got into a situation of introducing superior southern intelligence to a very young seriously inferior mindset. Wanted to know the price on a conversion on an Iphone, from Verizon to Syringa. Or a new phone for Britt, to use for company business only. Syringa has yet to grasp a BUSINESS account . Not just the casual consumer, Especially a toew service as well as a SAR Air-Rescue company such as AyreWolf Aviation. In the end think it might be time to say to Syringa everything was a disaster with them overall. The hassle of lost tow income. The loss of a bit of dignity due to people who speak better Mexican than English. So wrapped that up went down to T-Mobile here got much better, service and think just prior to moving to Utah, switching carriers. Syringa is a toddler that needs to learn how to walk, from a very shakey crawl, as they are now. Such is a firm in Idaho. Go figure.

So while in the make sat and broke bread with Britt, had a nice chat, and sorry, but the gal working at the Cinnamon roll shop although a gal, looked a heck a lot alike , like Peter Frampton from the old days.

People are just too timid. Here. Idaho is just creeping into the 19th Century, and the rest of the nation is engaging warp speed. Places as close to Idaho as Utah. Lower housing, transportation costs, more jobs, more opportunity.

And then Charlie and others ask why am I moving to Utah? Do they really need to ask?

See ya’ll in the morning.

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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Discrimination issues have many sides, we do not discriminate we are just selective.

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Oh how the tail wags the mongrel.

Gina from Lee’s crew was bitching too about the fact we prefer gals without hubby’s, no children and no big religious hang ups. Here’s the real meal deal. One of my best people HAS a husband, also HAS three kids all of which I really like. She came in on the wave of a CraigsList ad, sat down and we got along great, even her ex hubby who was a import from down under in Aussie land, and I got along great, hell he even made lunches for us. I don’t CARE if someone is hooked up with someone. The only reason I and the rest of the MC prefer single, is when hubby’s and guy pals start causing drama, or don’t like this, or don’t like that. Or didn’t like content of a show, or were not comfortable with a skit.

Quite frankly if gals are married or involved it makes it easier as well, as the boundaries are up front, and the gal is a bit more centered. On the flip side of the 45, single without kids, means easier to book out of area assignments, or going to industry related events, from NAB to Sturgis. Can you see some of these guys here letting their precious babe to ride out to Sturgis on a Harley with a guy they just hardly know? As for age shit I don’t care if they’re 18 or 80, if they can come in and slide under the mic, I really don’t care. As far as all female recruiting, the guy half is provided by members of the MC, but we are selective. I want the bad girls, not the lily white conservative LDS, Victorian don’t do nothing angels. I want a Demon Angel, that has no problem, with being under the mic or in a helicopter, doing a report. I like the Demonic Vixen, in essence I don’t dig bullstuff. But then this limited mindset has been the key to the long delay on many things, but then the region didn’t run Howard Stern and they barely run Bob & Tom, and only after we did. But then Gina was the little twit that gave us the shits at 11, and detoured us from buying KBAR. My words shut the fuck up.

Keep it tween the ditches.

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Limited vision limited knowledge

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So got to looking in the club’s email, and guess who is now bitching about our on air personality search? Grand Gina from Kim’s camp. She was saying in basic what I hear from all too many, that we are blowing smoke. Something to it not taking a year to set up the stream etc. Many of you have read the thing here of the delay. The bottom line here that is comical, is its Gina’s boss, that was in fact selling us one of the stations she is employed at. Remember the buy of KBAR out of Burley? Is that our fault that Kim at the end of the quarter decided NOT to sell the club the station? Shit we had a place secured out of where its at now, not our fault. The year has been a bitch, and the fact that OUR station does , repeat DOES NOT have the Mormon Yankee Idaho conservative seal of approval on it is the reason we have difficulty finding on air people especially women. If Stern , or some other progressive station person was recruiting here they would have as much difficulty. Why am I getting noise from Gina? Could it be a few stations here are getting nervous about HazzardAyre and KDXB popping on OTA, as well online about ready to wipe out just about everyone in our path? I think so. But then most Yankees , not all but most don’t have any taste, likewise we ARE not the play it safe station nor network, we are the kick ass station/network.

Went with my two main recruits, today. Went to Poindexters, saw some great stuff. Might bring them on board as a sponsor, likewise unlike some others I will allow tatt shops, and similar to advertise on HazzardAyre.

I’m extremely impressed with Britt. She’s got the fyre. Not that Eve doesn’t, but I think Britt has a bit of the devil girl in her a bit more than Eve does. Thus and a bit older means a bit more maturity.

But the limited Vision, Limited Knowledge is why there has been a delay The fact is unlike dear Gina, finding the right people to do the engineering work including building the site on a budget. A place that somebody doesn’t want a pint of blood for a deposit for and is in expensive, means yes there has been a delay. Last, I have yet to see anyone from Kim’s crew or Kim himself, or any other station in these parts pony up the $400k that we have the price for the tower and license for city of Buhl, that we own.

So what our station is OutLaw? Would you want anything or expect anything else from a station owned and operated by SAMCRO MC?

Britt will be on air later tonight, so hold on to your bloomers.

L8R Ya’ll

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To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
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Psalm 90:12“Teach us to number our days, that we may gain a heart of wisdom.”

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Wednesday, January 1, 2014

After PhooteNotes

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So it is so it was, there I sat, at the tiny booth at the corner McDonalds, trying to get an eye on toes and all, yet Britt was as gracious as could be and I think although could be wrong, but I think we mentally connected. Now don’t read anything into this as a thought of a he and she thing match up, but I think Britt could be a Alpha SheWolf in nothing flat. It was a business meeting yet when I dropped her off at her door, I wondered should I walk her up to the door, if I did, was I going to get a smooch? It as said was a business meet, but felt a helluva lot like a mini date. Wouldn’t mind if it was, I think on a personal level Britt and I could really make some serious magic, but I’m content with getting the magic going through HazzardAyre. Since its inception in 2010, HazzardAyre has grown steadily, and it is becoming even more solid, but like my Mama Wolf said when I was just a wolf pup, be careful when picking tall cotton, cause there might be snakes.

So having all day needing feed, but ignoring my insides waiting for Eve, to surface never got to the grocery store, and even though at McDonalds I could have ate, but because pay day ain’t until Monday was a bit on the short side funds wise and didn’t want to eat in front of Britt, since I could feed her too.

The magic of HazzardAyre happens mostly at night here for many reasons. The first is, its that time most of you who tune in are out on that lonely interstate. The other reason access to the satellite is cheaper, and third program feed over SpeedConnect comes in better. Oh Gen.Lee will I be happy to be planting this seed in Utah. Looking back had I had this team a year or so ago, we’d be mashing the hammer on HazzardAyre by now, but hey.

Basic Chemistry is there between Britt and I, and I think allowing that to germinate will really bring in a marketable crop.

I went to sleep early this morning at 04:30 Hours, although, the club had my mini stipend in the kitty, at 04:00 but I was too pooped to get my weary bones out of bed until 10:30, so fetched cash from the stash, but by the time I hit McDonalds, breakfast had just turned to lunch menu, while I was standing there. Really, they could float me a Sausage McMuffin? Bullsbreath. I think I need to go talk to the Kyle family that runs this outfit and do some serious fixin.

So in closing tonight so I can catch some zz’s while you groove on KDXB and our southern net, Britt and Eve, is going to be here. Can I get em on air? We see. Can or will I get toes in hose against my nose? Again maybe. The thing is while Britt and Eve is friends and need them to continue to be, I think there will be a bit of competition. By the way should Britt, ever need to, the door is always open and we'll leave that at that. See you on the Southern Sunrise edition.

L8R Ya’ll

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Can I go potty now?

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In the spring mans attention turns to clear blue skys, fluffy clouds and getting up there chasing eagles and angels. Okay normal rule is man’s attention turns to mating, naw, not someone that loves aviation. Clear blue, full fuel tank, and lifting off of the tarmac to areas not seen. Or visiting those you have but going back again. Secluded areas only horse and plane or helicopter can go. Isolation, in amongst nature. Some ties, some wet bail, and rod and reel. For the AyreWolvez it’s a bit more serious. The byrds we rebuild are ones of a restoration of byrds that have seen combat. Protected freedom, and are some of the most challenging to build and fly. Many get what is termed nose art>GY00028Cmarinesdreamhoosierhotshot440of course then comes pin ups for many of our ayrecraft(mis-spelled on purpose) this is a long and tedious task. Rather daunting. There isn’t anymore a central point of focus or place to recruit, the lovely hineys to go be photographed with our byrds>643971_10151317866124567_823049523_n1000290_10151443375639567_814741799_n1000198_10151306220599567_11151369_n1185652_10151367669564567_597385006_n1375073_10151419766924567_1426883197_nbut we do manage usually having to book talent from an agency either out of Denver or Salt Lake City. But something tells me that wont be that much of a problem, with my new intern assistant, prospect on board I think the recruitment training and so on is poised to become what many of the Wolf-Pack have desired for quite some time.

This morning, some of the mil money came in, so I decided to go snag breakfast at the local McDonalds that is within three blocks from me. Wouldn’t you know it , standing in line, I was three minutes and no more hash browns short of breakfast. So strolled out, went up the street, got my Skoal, then decided to go take a look see at where Eve works. Snagged a soda there, chatted with her, first thing I noticed was she looked different than her in her skirt and all, here she was in her little outfit building subs. Now a few hours later I would have ordered that, but Subway serves breakfast until noon, so went up there got a breakfast melt, met with the Oriental gal who is going to rent us the office for the studio ops here, and then returned to relax a bit.

Charlie decided we’d make the pilgrimage to Utah on Monday so I have four days to relax and all meaning this weekend putting the fuel tanks in LexiBelle>Lexi in greenand after maybe catching some seat time in the air. All while getting things together for our radio show. So what is HazzardAyre Radio? Hazzard is for all things Dukes-of-Hazzard, and southern culture, as well as all things gearhead, performance custom. The Ayre is full on, all military aviation radio, done AFRN style with much Hazzard southern rebel spice. Brought together is HazzardAyre Radio. So with all of this why Ogden Utah? Ogden is within a stones throw of Hill Air Force Base, one of the main strategic air bases in the mountain west. The Air-Force Museum there offers a intense military aviation community.

There are two things I treasure in life, the ability to get to and take time for my morning meeting on the white throne, without interruption. I have yet been able to go in and finish my business, without a phone call, or somebody coming into the Wolf’s Lair. The second thing is being able to get a real full HOT cup of coffee and get to enjoy it without a ton of interruptions. By the time I get a sip its cold, heck I should be given credit for cold coffee, as that’s about all I get,.

Some of the Wolf-Pack who don’t live in this Tragic Valley, say well get yourself some help , club’ ll pay for it. Really? That in my next installment.

Until then, L8R Aviators.

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Why do they call it a fish Taco?

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Related to my previous entry, I was talking to one of my disciples, here, and after the discussion of the fact that due to lack of ability to hit the public laundry facilities, both of the fact that no place for a washer and dryer, or going down and having to hear the 2 and 3 year olds ball, and whine, my old forest nerves just can’t take it. Hell maybe that’s why I dg smelly nylons shit I don’t know. The reason I say that is when I was that age, if I started making noise, mom would pull one of hers off and shuv it in my mouth. Did it work? sort of, is that the root? who knows.

So Mike my disciple here, was chatting maybe you do stink, but she should not have snubbed you that bad.After all like it or not, women DO STINK, arm pits, and even feet. Of course that coochie  smells too. Sure most intelligent male corpuscles in the heat of passion, loves to do tongue hockey there, but there are times it do pew. Which is a natural and a pheromone thing. However I was listening to our network and one of our people described the coochie a fish taco. Why the hell would you call it a fish taco. In fact that area of the body, is all interrelated. Think of for years its called a pussy, which is also a nick name anagram for cat or pussy cat. What do cats love to eat the most? Fish. I noticed years ago, if your not lucky enough to have some body of the she wolf gender that will do this for you. Even if she is not your special someone, the one smell that will attract other women the most is the smell of a coochie. So if you get one to drop her shorts, why call em panties, bull fart, call em what they are, shorts under pants . If you can get a gal to slide up and down on you or over you you’ll get babes, but there is an alternative. Get a can of tuna fish from the store, let it sit in room temperature for about 15 minutes then wash your hands in the juice, then rub it slightly over your nether regions, and you achieve the same results.

So is that how we got the modern term calling it a fish taco? A bad fish Taco to me would be a bad bunch of beef burger in a corn hard shell with lettuce and tomato. That’s a foul fish taco, NOT a woman’s coochie. Hell if we want to get serious, the nick name of mine and the name of the on TV mechanic on the Dukes-of-Hazzard is Cooter, which goes in sync with the nick name for a woman’s vagina coochie. For years the street term for a coochie was Cooter. So does than mean myself and Ben got a media name Cooter because we are foul smelling fish tacos?

Okay so as we go off into the olfactory senses here. For whatever reason or origin, and there’s a long history and I wont go into it, but since the words TOE and TOW sound alike, but mean different, there has been many who have connected that to toewing, as I spell it. TR FootNotes and so on, the publication calls itself that because of the connection between the word toe to tow . Years ago as you know we did and redo this on a every 5 years or so to keep it fresh, but the concept is at the end of the TV ads for our toew service is we love toews. With the act of me gently kissing in a Cinderella fashion her nylon toews. Okay, so a few hears ago, one of my production assistants said let me research something and get back to you. She did, and the results of her research was that no one and to date hasn’t set a Guinness world record, for the length of time a male corpuscle like ye ole wolf here, putting the lips and nose on a set of toes in nylon hose. So here’s the thought pattern. Set up a place that would permit an overnight stay, and me kiss one of our pin up girls’ toes for so many hours to set that record. Doing this as a publicity thing. Now not to be selfish here, get local people and merchants to pledge money for every minute and every hour, that I steadily, without any breaks except bathroom breaks, but steadily kiss a gals toes in nylon hose. Get the local TV outlets even CH 11 , to shoot it, have LexiBelle>Lexi in green< my toew truck in the background and then donate the pledged money to say the Miracle Network John Schneider's-Bo Duke) charity.

In this way the club , the radio network, and my toew company gets some free print ink, and publicity, cripple children get something, and maybe I get my fill of this quirk.

Any Mile, big day today, but I hope Eve wears her smelly nylons over today I want to test an idea. Heck I just hope she shows up.

Keep It Tween the ditches,

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