There is a young lady and I say, truthfully that she is a lady from any view and definition, that works down yonder at Jody's Diner here in Evanston Wyoming. The first time I met her was just after I relocated here in November 2014. There was these peanut butter cluster candies covered with I think colored and heavily sugared corn flakes. The young lady here that I'm mentioning here was seeing I wanted a taste, and was not bashful about breaking of a piece and just feeding one to me. The gal had for lack of words here, balls. Over the year and a half, I have developed a great friendship in her, her name is Charli. Now there are those that look at the exchange of looks an brief chat that one of us would love to rip each others clothes off and do the wyld thang. Thing is I just think she's a neat people to hang around. I had at our initial introduction considered her as the main manager of, if the Reaper Club had happened, more on that in a second, but that's the beginning and ending of it. She's just a great human friend. She's happy with the guy she's with and me? Well even if I wanted, there's no room in my world right now or the foreseeable future. Then came Brittany, whom I considered as a helper in bringing the Reaper Club together, had the return on the investment leveled out, but it didn't. The poor local economy and all just wont allow a southern gearhead motornut club, to construct yet operate, a bar, with a outlay of $4k, a month, or $500k buy out without a booze license. Too much lay out, not enough pay back, but the concept is not dead. It's just that for me I'm stuck here for a year and all, getting a few rides including LexiBelle in a condition for a long move groove. In that time the two things I came here for in 2014 a radio station and a gearhead based bar/grill . Once secured, I'm going to need good people in there, moreover to take over and be me here, is going to take a Super woman. Both Brittany, Becky and especially Charli are of that caliber. Yet people see me at Jody's and have all the wrong ideas. With me & the Knytes, we want, hell we demand precision, dedication to task, and dependability. Not flimsey. And those gals I mentioned have that. One, will not even call or come by, the other hasn't came around since her guy pal Joey left HCC, which brings to light Charli. At least , even though its her job, but she goes over that, but she says hello and treats me as a human, and that's why I always leave a $5.00 tip, for her, no matter how much I spend to eat there. I call it Southern resilience , likewise rebel tenacity, and those qualities are rare, no matter where the woman lives.
After today I'm in no condition to be on air, but I'll be up and online, on air starting at 13:00 hours, Wednesday. www.livestream.com/speedwrenchradio . On that we are assembling a crew of southern belles that we will call SpeedAngels. We are talking a model/talent contract of $150k and a heap of other things, if interested give me a jingle at 307-679-7209 or email ayrewolf@gmail.com
SYOTR
Oh my , would Mrs. Brailsford tell me if I would write something with the spelling wrong, more over my Mom. Everytime I think if typing speed or even ability, I swhould've spent more time doing the school work rather than lusting after Mrs. Brailsford, who was one of several teachers I had, that had the right stuff packages. I never saw myself as much of a writer. In fact any kind of writer, if I didn't have an aircraft's stick and yoke in my hand it was handlebars and/or a steering wheel. Not a pen and paper and nor ever a keyboard. Lets face it, in office occupations course it was because it was taught by Mrs. Brailsford, had Becky Tupper, Donna Ainsworth, and this hottie named Jodi Hemmingway, in it , which is why I was there. Hardly any male competition and whompum amount of available two legged heifers to thin from the herd and round up in MY corral. But as time and career drifted into broadcasting more although by the mid point of High School my ideas of broadcasting had weined a bunch since my head was in the clouds and the rest of me under a hood of a Chevy or a Mopar(Chrysler make vehicle). However it was such that being in FFA(Future Farmers of America) that our mineoot (as I spell it) class for all things agriculture. Heck I wasn't into that, but being in Ag gave me access to the school shop, and advanced equipment and while we were supposed to be wrenching on John Deere's I was building T-bucket frames. Then Mr Ills our teacher needed a sucker to be the Chapters FFA reporter on local radio station KART in Jerome, and since the task was to be closer to Susan Ainsworth what the hell, I'm game was in broadcasting in Utah, might as well. Plus it gave me the ability to give the school finger salute to two nerds named John Martin, Carl Upioano who thought they were the stiff necked jocks, so off I went.
Being the class reporter, a lot of copy writing was done, and I learned that spelling it proper, or better how it was to be said, was key. So I started writing things the way they sounded , rather than the old English spelling. Words like Buffet, I spelled Buffay, that's how you spoke it, why not write it that way? So that's what I did.
Today I still do that, but I started wondering too, what about all those cuss words. Why do we spell them that way? The most famouse, is the word FUCK. which is derived from initials, that go, Fornication, Under, Charles, the King. But you say it that way, you really say it FUK. So why not just spell it that way? There is a ton and a half of words both cuss words and even mainstream words that go like that. The word cousin , should be spelled cuzzin, nylons should be spelled nighlawns and so on. And what about cuss words, what committee met at some point and time and said that certain words were dirty and should not be spoken. If you study biblical texts , the words themselves are never mentioned. The word Shit, which the Brittish say as shyt , and the word or werd Fag is not a homo, but the word for cigarette.
Any myle, taking the rest of tonite off from, radio, to watch the final episode of Austin and Ally and tend to me, and all. But will be on air in the morning Munnday at 04:00 hours.
SYOTR(see-you-on-the-radio)
The one thing I am reltively sure of is, no matter how sweet and firm and purtty her bumm is, its a definitive that the same bumm still do poop. Now there are many men , although I wouldn't , thing is many guys love golden showers , yet few of us would enjoy a dung bath, yet many noses and fingers hover around her tiny in some cases anus. Question is why. I cringe if I leave the latrine, with a not quite properly clean rump, or that I see skid stains in my shorts, and yet the concept of sticking my finger up her bum hole, is one of those things I don't relish, yet some guys will do everything including licking that crack, like an ice cream cone. Even anal intercourse, going where few have went before, is at the bottom of the list of items on the sexual, repitrore. I can only remember twice when the agenda was so low, that I entered the anal passage. Once was with an escort that shouldn't have been an escort in Boise on the final TTA convention, and the other was with Monkee. Now many of us love dining at the Y cafe, and this must be entered into here, as great as the Lord is, God really would not be a great city infrastructure, planner. After all would you put a trash can or a purifying plant next to a adult playground? Okay then how about the popularity and I'm a real fan of this, but there has become a fever of nylon hosiery on hot women fans. Now I can say I have been a fan of this since I started doing the parady of we love Toews. I will not say I'm the originator of such customs, but I can't say that I and our efforts weren't an accellerator of the attraction. I can go on Facebook many times and see a plethora of sites and postings to keep that fire burning if not turn up the fire a bit. In years gone by the idea of putting a womans foot on camera was taboo. It just was not done, except for a few beach movies in the early 1960's you rarely saw a live lady's foot. Put those feet or that foot in nylons, and you just did not see the foot. You most likely and its prevelant today to see the foot or feet in heels. You just did not see feet, and toes, in or out of nylon hose. To fully describe, the feel and scent sense of being engulfed in kissing or tasting, smelling and all of feet or toes in nylon hose, is difficult since the aroma, and flavor can vary on the day, how much physical activity, she's been involved in and factors of her ph levels and such which will go to the smell and the flavor or taste. Yet its a fancy candy that many men just can't get enough of. Of course butterfly kisses just behind her knees, and just on the sides and backsides of her thighs will drive her to highs never imagined. Many women will tell you they don't want their feet massaged and toyed with. Yet its a antonomical fact the feet, toes especially the bottoms of her feet and between her toes are some of the most erogenouse zones on her body.
However just like toes, breasts and noses every woman has one, and sometimes two. And assuredly, even though her bumm looks tight and fun, remember she poops through and out of that bumm.
Just one of those things we'll be talking about on SpeedWrench Radio www.livestream.com/speedwrenchradio this afternoon starting at 14:00.
TTYLY
So you win $800 million big ones then what? Nearly half of that or so will head to DC to be wasted by the DC occupiers, but that doesn't mean half or better of Utah's population including LDS migrated to the fair village of Evanston today, and most likely Sunday. The thing is you'd think that both the Church, as well as Utah legislation types would give way, and allow the Lottery in Utah. The tax revenue would out pace current income to the state. Yet that tax money comes to Wyoming as well as Idaho. Malad's diners and quik stores were packed. Preston and Franklin Idaho were bumper to bumper. It was nearly reservation standing room at Jodies Diner here in Evanston, where our sweet Charlie was working today, my what a bright light she shines, no matter when , but still shines when she's there.
Went over to the shop , looks as though there's bare space in the shop. The ton and a half that needed brakes looks as though its done, but maybe not. At least I can sneak General JaXson in for a quick bit of fixin.
Getting the final pieces produced for tonight's SpeedWrench Radio Show , www.livestream.com/speedwrenchradio as these may be the only ones I get for a few, unless I'm able to snag $200.00 from Rick, by Monday. Like I said Pocatello is not an if, its just a when, likewise looking very bright .
TTYLY See ya'll on the Radio.
www,livestream.com/speedwrenchradio starting at 11:00PM.
There are companies that appear online that promise you the moon but can rarely if ever deliver. Most of these floozy companies like My Business Funding, Atlas Business Financing and so on, prey on those individuals, that are having a rough go of it. I call them Fly By Webs, they are loan brokers hired or contracted by sub market lenders that are usually in Metro, Urban areas, and they don't give a rats ass. In the same lane, if your own hometown bank wont give you a business loan even if it is to shore up your company so you can muddle through until a embezzlement case is concluded so you can still keep your wheels turning and earning, what makes anyone think that some outfit clean across the nation especially back east will do it, especially too if they are in Yankee country? They only want big companies that are knocking down $10k a month, or better. Now consider that if I'm looking to borrow $10k, and if I'm making $10k, a month, why the hell would I ask or go to them for working capital, worth $10k? This would make no sense at all. The National Association of Business or NAOB says, take a day and shop local, this goes for financing and banking. Your local banker of an established banking firm, like say Wells Fargo, knows you, your business, your area just as good as you do. Best borrow local if you borrow at all. My Dad & Mom ran our farm the same way, Dad & Mom never got into the farm production loan scene, if we didn't have the money for that new or whatever it was, we did with what we had. Or built it. Same idea as when the DC Occupiers borrow money from China and such, once they borrow that money we are in debt to China, and at the beggers cup of China. Even if that makes some people hurt a bit, better to pay off your bills, or get out of what is dragging you down. Now then, and I've even said this before. Once a company business loan or any other turns down a Knyte , they just robbed themselves of 49,999 other Knytes-of-Dixie members across the nation some of which owns multi million dollar companies, from ever dealing with that loan company or what have you. Too bad.
Now then too, and I've even complained about them as well, but I'll tell you this; AllWest Cable/Internet, is local, understanding and works with someone to make sure they are satisfied and that the customer or subscriber is satisfied. Local companies know better, know the market conditions that are local, and works with you. These are the people you go to church with, these are the people you see at the local brewery, and at city council meetings etc, These are the companies you want to do business with and trust your personal information to. Not some brokerage or what have you clean across the nation.
I want to say a special thank you to Mindy Broadhead of AllWest that has personally taken care of the account here at both HazzardAyre Radio, my personal account, and the account of Highway Hooker Toewing. Too bad she don't work in one of our offices. Expect us to be with AllWest a very long time in the future.
TTYLY
If I've said it once, I'll say it again, no matter what it is don't trust a Yankee, or any company that is of a Yankee state or city. You just can't trust the carpetbaggers. They do not have any sort of rural town small community knowledge. If your applying for a business loan, don't use ANY company that promises you the moon but does not fully disclose the details or terms of the loan, or if you even remotely might be disqualified. I did hit on one that was honest. First the gal, and company she works for, says you have to have a Fico score of 580 or so to qualify. Now here's the binder. If you have a Fico score over 580, you should be able to score a loan through your own home town bank. Granted if your a specialty business say like me in towing, a loan broker and that's all they are , are brokers, they really don't loan the money themselves. But having someone in some knowledge of our industry is a move in a right direction. However even they are more prone to loan money to an urban towing company than say one that is of a rural farm area nature. Many just do not understand that in our industry its seasonal. Winter months you do fairly well, summer months not so , add to that, in our area 20 calls a week are excellent, where that number is below par in an Urban environment. But I think the watchdogs in Washington DC and states attorney generals need to start watching these online preditory loan companies that promise you gold, but are as useful as a milk bucket under a bull or steer.
The best business loan, YOU. Its called blood , sweat, and tears. Deposit enough money in a bank for real bad risky times, keep the rest under your bed, or at home, as you can't trust no Yankee's.
Put in calls to AllWest, hoping they will at least return my phone call on again my delayed payment, and two understanding it snowed here, I can't even get out of my driveway let alone to the bank.
On the good front of lending places, and its not for very much, but there's a company called Up Loan, that extended me credit, to $200.00 , hey its not much but the process was fairly simple, a few questions, my bank account number and all, and by 3:00PM $200.00 less the $80.00 that's overdrafted. That $120.00 is going straight to AllWest. But at least UpLoan was honest and helped. Wouldn't it be nice if every one of them were. I saw this sniggle giggle thing on Dom's Facebook page that said if you have a EBT card you shouldn't be driving an upscale car. But what if your looking for operating money to keep your small business going and not getting swallowed up by Obamanomics and the DC occupiers? There's an old adage and biblical passage that says give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish he'll eat for a lifetime, based on that concept it should also be, put the man in front of a pond full of fish, and give him the right bait to fish with. Just because your living on the cusp of poverty, and you need a bit of a financial boost to keep you going, should there not be a fund designed to give you a boost or leg up so you can crawl out of debt yourself?
TTYLY
So got home out of the edge of wetness, and see on my inbox a notice from Yelp. From My Company Funding, saying I never filed an application, considering I only got it on Monday and figuring out I have only a shot in the dark with my below 580 fico credit score of qualifying, I put the app in file 13. But I did file notice with the Federal Trade Commission and wrote a rather hard review of My Company Funding.com . However the firm, said why not refile? Okay so after filling out the required application, and jumping through hell to figure out how to write on a PDF, I found no send my link at the bottom of the app. So I sent it in three attachments. Here's the main thing and again it boils down to my view of my own stupidity of ever moving from Idaho to Utah and then from Utah to this frozen tundra called Evanston Wyoming. This past year has been a nightmare to say the least. Sure and I'm all so grateful to the Uinta View Ward for their enumerous aid to keep a roof over my head and all, yet its not making me any money. Even when the offer by my partner suggested going to bring LexiBelle, my sweet tow truck here, after the embezzlement by two prior partners, and all, I said lets get more on solid footing before we go fetch LexiBelle. Even then I had all intentions of just bagging this place and getting me and the Wolf-Pack, outta here. In normality most winters before I up rooted from southwestern Idaho, I could generate $5,000.00 easy and if I really worked it more during the winter. Over two and a half years going in a different direction between flying doing air application of farm chemicals aka crop dusting and being on the radio , LexiBelle needed and still needs some serious upgrading and cosmetic makeover work to put me even in the running of going towing. Which is why I went the route of getting a loan from somewhere other than my bank. Which brings me to the question , why does this sub market company think they can finance me and the company when my local bank wont, even though my local bank, sees me every month depositing and doing bank transactions and knows me well? After all even with everything that has happened I'm having trouble getting money of $300.00 to just keep my internet ability operational, and cable TV, on. Let alone getting $10k to fund my company for a year to crawl out of this mess. With my finances pegged to the point of squeezing Abe Lincolns ears so tight they bleed, I am still running. However even though my side of the shop rent is $450.00 and my apartment rent at $200.00 I can usually pay most if not all of my bills. But I refiled for the operational loan from My Company Funding, but since we don't and wont do credit cards, and the only thing similar is my debit card, how does this company think they can fund me, considering right now I'm $100.00 overdrawn. We will see what happens, but if I hold my breath here on this outfit, I'll turn blue. If I do get it from some miracle , I'll retract what I said on my radio show heard by 28, million each early morning, and will advertise My Company Funding free for a lifetime, that goes for any other company that will loan me $10,000.00. okay?
Now on another subject and its one of those things that the Knytes's Honor Guard is sooner than later going to get involved in and some blood will get spilled. But I heard from two people today of something that was reported to one of them regarding some screw ball, thing involving me and narcotics. In all my living years I have never and will never use any kind of recreational narcotics. Oh sure I have my SKOAL, and my coffee, and the few prescribed meds for my PTSD, and diabetes, but never any kind of illicit narcotics. From the time I put on a badge, to the point I started running a tow truck to now using drugs has never been in my life. The jackass that said otherwise, even thinking that I once lived at some place here named Red Mountain, where ever that is, is pure bullstuff, and a lieing mouth that says I did, will become a dead person if they don't shut up. I'm not going to put up with that kind of bullstuff. I had to muddle through rumors of me being such a bad ass in Mountain Home Idaho once, but that was a turf war, nothing more. I never had this kind of shit, all the time I lived in Utah, or eastern Idaho. Nor in Twin Falls, or even Hazzard, aka Hagerman Idaho. I don't lie, I don't steal, and I damn well don't use or mess with narcotics. My only only vice other than SKOAL and coffee , is speed via a Chevy or Mopar V8, and the lusting after hot honey's. But never drugs. Then my partner wonders why I hate so bad Evanston, and wanted to just stay in Twin Falls when we went to fetch LexiBelle.
So we see what happens with the loan, and my internet. If I'm on here Friday night you'll know I was able to muddle through until Monday. If not see ya'll in April after I dig myself out of this mess.
Pocatello is looking really good at this point.
TTYLY
