Monday, April 3, 2017

Jobs you can do in your underwear I love my lyfe and my wyfe .

Jobs you can do in your underwear. The real term is telecommuting or working from home, but I have the luxury of beingable to do my cyber radio gig from home. And because its radio nobody at least now can see me so I am able to dress down if even dressed and still be productive. Granted it's not for everyone, and having some guest hosts once in a great while, in where we do this show that started in Buhl Idaho, in 2010 with only 10 listeners to well over 28,million via internet over the platform of spreaker.com . We started doing cyber radio over a platform called Livestream.com, which is more for video and TV streaming rather than just audio and radio. I kept the livestream in my lap top, but removed it from our main computer. What I like about Spreaker, is that first the program does not dominate my entire computer. I can be doing a show and cyber surf, at the same time. I do my 5 hours, in the am, and 5 hours just after midnight, mostly because our internet pipeline over AllWest has more bandwidth from midnight to 09:00 AM. So I produce the shows and run them at the before mentioned time. All usually in my underwear or gym shorts. 
Got LexiBelle just about finished. Was working on the rear spotlights and discovered that the mounts were too short against the AeroDynic lightbar, so am researching new mounts then its the headliner, then new rubber, new hood with battle flag, then its rebuilding the tail. Am in the concept of boxing the booms. astroturff on the bed, (saw it done on an old Dodge once) then find a graphic artist to put on my nose art. I call it body art. Similar to that of military combat aircraft of WWII vintage. 
This is my idea just need to find someone that can apply it to a truck via an airbrush. 
 I have some other ideas, the graphic on the doors? 
  Then LexiBelle will be ready for duty and able to perform.
There are the brief minutes that I get to just staring at my lady. There are people that misjudge her in her looks, but to me she is beautiful. I look over her and marvel at her and how much I am getting more in love with her everyday. Granted we have our usual, snarling sessions, but there are deep seeded happenings that come to boil once in awhile, of which I find the best way to deal with that is to just shut up, let her get it out of her system and all gets better. Thing is anyone else that would loose herself like my lady does, sometimes I would have given her the boot the first week she was here. However the love I'm experiencing with her here, plus considering that she has gone without, and has contributed to the Knytes as well as me in keeping the shop and the radio op, over the last year, is just some of the reasons, I just stare at her and tell her often , I love You, because I deeply do love her. Shelly is my love and my mate, and I am not giving her up for nobody or anything. I have someone now that truly loves me, for me and the way I am, and so while many woul not think that my Shelly is beautiful and so it is.
Watched LDS Conference over the weekend . Mostly the basis was not to condemn or put other people down and not get too prideful . It's about time this was disgussed at Conference, addressed to the entire membership of the Church and internalizing the concept. I can't count how many Wards that I have went to, where the flaunti it if you got it weekly presentation was paramount. This kind of a thought pattern over time can make someone think they are not welcome at a Ward rather than saying its not what you wear as God does not really care what you wear but what is in your heart and soul. 
This is Hazzard County, in our part of the world.
TTYLY



Thursday, March 30, 2017

After awhile it grows on you then you want to treasure it

Evanston Wyoming, a place not known for its outside strangers hospitality. However over time if you live here it will grow on you. The people can be somewhat stand offish, and they can be overly protective however it is a pleasant place to hang your hat. Now many of you who read my column and so fourth as well as tunes into my radio show has heard me and read that at times I'd just as soon drop a nuke bomb on our Etown. That said waking up here every morning, viewing open spaces, the crisp near unpolluted air the deer frolicking through the meadows and such makes you appreciate this tiny Wyoming rural town. Not so much for the people, but some assemblence of peace and tranquility. Going out to my shop, where Internet and cable TV is near impossible to get out there you get to view the great exapanse of both the dark sky with the stars, over flying airline planes from KSLU and so on. Its that point you think, instead of bitch elect to fix.
When I was a small WolfPup on the farm, doing chores or just meandering, my Dad taught me a saying that stuck. When pointing at someone else to do something there are three fingers pointing back at you. Why not you(meaning myself) fix the malady that is a problem? Whether that's local politics, regulations, or just ultimate stupidity. Yes even Hazzard once had that stupid streak. Over time, that concept has guided much of what we do in the Knytes-of-Dixie/Iron-Knytes Association  Our organization is not just a thrill seeking fun group. We get in and dig. If it can be fixed, corrected, problems solved you can bet you next pint of NoS Gas that it's the Knytes at the core of whatever it is. Thus the same thing we as a organization are known for is not integrated into Etown. We as an organization, including the Hazzard County Chamber of Commerce, are helping to stimulate that growth and infrastructure improvement. Now sure I had and a minor degree still do have thoughts of home to Idaho, yet I saw some of the ugly side of the Gem State, and it was not a picture I wanted to see twice. Uncle Jessie Duke, probably said it best whilest we were at Hazzard Creek once of a Hazzard County Boy Scout troop camp. Uncle Jessie Duke said, " The field across the road is only greener until you have to mow it" Meaning that other place might look sweet, but dig down a bit and that sweet turns sour. So for the time Etown Wyoming is where I reside along with my bride Shelly.
HazzardAyre/HazzardLyfe Radio will be back on Monday morning at 06:00
Until then
TTYLY

 
 
 

 

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Just WHY do you like our page or group? and LyfeLessons 101

This happens every now and then, I'll see a notification from facebook, saying someone likes our page or one of our groups. Like HellBilly Truckers amongst others. To which I always ask why? Why do you like our group? Why do you like our page? And do you even have a clue what it is and what its all about? HellBilly Truckers and the published and now nationally distributed magazine of the same name was built on the idea, of a group, that loved old, worn out but still operational over the road trucks, no matter the configuration, make,model, or intended task it was meant to do, if you like old trucks and snazzy road honeys you were welcome. HellBilly Trucker Magazine was also meant to go head to head, or butt to butt as the case may be, with the likes of EasyRiders, Truck Rod, RatRod and similar publications. Plus HellBilly Truckers was to be an addition to HazzardAyre Gazzette the printed newspaper of the greater Twin Falls/Burley/Hazzard Idaho area. 
This was just before KDXB(now KDXZ)FM 105.7 the original flagship station of HazzardAyre Radio went on the air. HellBilly Trucker was conceived to be a good companion to HazzardAyre Radio.
Yet I still wonder why some people looking or trolling through the rest of the manure of facebook, make a piss stop on our pages and groups. Many have never ever contributed one single penny to the causes behind our organizations, I have yet to get an inquiry from any honey to be a photo pin up or anything similar, so why even take a gander at our pages and groups? I have always wondered if there's a way outside of an ad, that you rather our Club could get paid for every new person that clicked and wanted to join our pages and or one of the organization's groups. Or a way to have a big sign that reads; Serious Inquiries Only!! Then only Club members and Club supporters would go there. Everybody else would have to pay a nominal fee to join up. Of course I also have thought of building a Better than Facebook website, designed to being an anti-social site. 
Okay then lyfelessons 101. Two things amongst many that I have learned over the years. First when courting a lady to be your wife and life companion, remember your also courting that lady's family. Be it their Aunt Margie, Mother, Brother all of them. Even if you have no intention of ever meeting them, or you shoot a first warning shot that says leave us alone, they'll still stick their nose in. The only woman that I ever connected with that didn't think I was a wyld anti-social, anti-establishment greaser leadfoot, was Suzi. The rest did, but they all liked me anyway. CiCi's Mom became a bestie, (Best-Friend) Jan's entire family thought I was just enough wyld to be groovy, and oh yes Marla's folks were ready to hand me the key to the city. (Irrigon-Oregon) Even so, they didn't spend their entire day or night digging up bad bones on my or the Club. Yet Shelly's Aunt in Colorado seems to get joy, out of mud slinging. Oh well, guess you have to accept what you can't change.
Another LyfeLesson I learned , don't count on nothing until the contract is signed and key in your hand, and additionally go look at a place that your thinking of moving to, before you commit. If I'd have done that nearly 4 years ago, much more progress on many projects would have been done, and mucho money saved. However the other thing I have learned is simply that if your not looking for it, not depending on it and just go about life everyday, things do pop up. Two places that were taken, one in Twin Falls one in Burley Idaho became untook. So am sending in apps on both, and depending on weather venture over to take a look see if nothing else.
Now then; Someone told me that Shelly's Aunt had suggested that all I was after was Shelly's money. Really? Shelly, doesn't have much more money if any at all, than I do. After all, who has a dry, lit, heated, and comfortable place to reside complete with all creature comforts, from cable tv to albeit slow at times, Internet. And who sleeps in a tent, in a backyard and washes clothes in a bucket? Sure Shelly has helped keep the MC shop running over the last year from her contribution, in repayment to the club for some medical bills here that the club paid for. The other half of that Shelly, got a bit of seed money from some court action involving a cat. But that said, I make my own money and I along with the Club, can make our own way without much if any help from anyone. My entire intentions with Shelly is to gain a life's companion and life partner, not just a bed warmer. Sure Shelly is goofier than a rabbit shot in the ear, so am I, together I do think her and I have a real shot of becoming one helluva couple and rebuild one helluva empire. We don't need outside help. Sure there was a short order embroider that nearly took us to the cleaners and all so sweet covey dovey. When it came down to the put up or shut up point, it was a simple adios. That's why there's a long process of having a woman in the organization as a patched member. Women have their place, business ain't one of those places. 
So in closing if you like one of our pages or groups, how about telling us why, you like our page or group. Or don't ask to join.
TTYLY
  

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

When late night TV bores you, tune into HazzardAyre Radio and did you see what happened to Tomi?

It used to be that after the Tonight Show ended it was time for bed. There was no overnight television. Then came the Iran Hostage condition and of course cable TV. During the hostage fiasco, Tedd Koppel of ABC TV took on Nightline and soon after came CNN, FoX News and so on. If you wanted drama, or good movies they could be had, on TBS and TNT. So it went. Today most cable networks and of course satellite networks run 24/7/365. Problem is outside of that rare ratings sweep movie or marathon, or that just got to see news story or news show, the offerings on cable or satellite TV is junk. Heck even the Disney Channel has become a waste dump. Disney has been shooting itself in the foot, for pulling the plug on some image building shows, Disney Channel has been a yawning experience to say the least. Once Disney and Nick competed against each other. However because of the ever increasing costs of providing Viacom channels to local cable systems especially the smaller rural systems, Disney is riding high on a wave of this is it, don't like it? Tough. Then there are the dangers of TV. Just this past week, Glenn Beck, had to suspend his protege Tomi Lahren
 from the schedule on Beck TV for Tomi's stance on Pro Choice. See, too much rope hung her. The young princess got a bit too high on herself and her abilities especially in the popularity department that she opened her mouth in both Public as well as on TV and stepped on a land mine. OOps, bet she now wishes she had signed up with us here at HazzardAyre, huh? Speaking of that; When your viewing and/or listening choices are limited if even there, you have a choice, that IS us, here at HazzardAyre Radio. Speaking of which; Many of you have been going to our old Livestream.com channel looking for us. Which at some point we'll be there again when we start doing TV again. However for what we do on HazzardAyre Radio, which is strictly audio, the bandit called Spreaker.com has worked absolutely perfect. Over the last while I have noticed things in my inbox from Livestream of some serious technical problems. Not that Spreaker.com can't have tech snafu's but since I signed up with them, my shows get through. I can if I choose upload instantly on YouTube, as well as Mixcloud, post notices instantly on facebook that we're on the air. And if your not wanting to use all of your computer or are on a low bandwidth connection, Spreaker just works still. Dig this; Spreaker only costs $120.00 a month. Plus I get to choose if I run 5 hours, or 24 hours. If I were Livestream, I'd be taking a hard look at their structure because Spreaker, is biting their butts.
The other day, I pulled all the software of Livestream off of our main computer, kept it on my mini computer should we ever use Livestream again for video. but I think for the serious radio broadcaster, Spreaker just makes sense more over saves serious cents and dollars. 
Just tune in at www.spreaker.com/ayrewolf 
ttyly








Monday, March 20, 2017

America please for our sakes GROW THE F*** UP plus if your going to do it, do it right.

Well here it is Monday morning as you read this and it marks the near to last week of my residency in Evansgone Wyoming. Yes it'll be gone, in my rear view mirror and I am not looking back. Except maybe during a bad dream outside of that, a gigantic A-bomb could drop on this shitty town and I really don't think, anyone would care.
Okay then, been reading a bunch of crap on facebook lately, and much of the cesspool that facebook has become, is from the fact that America needs to grow the f*** up. There was this thing put up on there from some guy named Bob, asking is it better to date and establish a relationship older or younger. I always say older. Even to the degree of cougar status. Older women have fortunes or near fortunes, all ready established, which means she's not going to be after YOU to be a sugar Daddy. Unlike ones that are 10 to 20 years younger than you. The girls or women younger than 30 years old have many problems, first one , even though the law says its okay, a womans emotional stability isn't in her deep mind she's still a little girl, or very least late teen mentally. Meaning her mind is on fashion, not keeping a home. The second one is simple, financial need. The younger ones only want a guy to pay her bills, buy rides and get ridden. Past that there is no , nor can there be and degree of companionship. How can there be? Much of what you know and have experienced , she was just barely a toddler at that time and can not comprehend those ideas. I usually go for women that are within 10 years of mine either older or younger. 
Okay then CopenhagenSKOAL has this contest going on, at least on the sides of their product cans. Problem is, if you log onto their contest websites, the websites have no clue as to what the offer is. If ya'll can't do it, don't. 
Didn't go to Church this past Sunday, by the time I got off air, at 06:00 hours, I was ready only for slumber. But guess what? 13:00 came and who finally calls? Sidney. Now she wants the car. Problem is that offer expired. Since my plans on it are to fix it up and for the short time let my Shelly drive it. Then gut it and race it. Maybe in Pony Stocks? No word from Amber, and then there's this cat who lives next to me that said he and/or his old lady would be interested in the radio gig. Said he'd be over Saturday night. Of course he didn't come over. Problem is going to become, end of next month all remains of my , the Knytes and the WolfPack will be gone. And the only person to kick in the ass will be themselves. I think many of these younger fillies think that either I was offering or were hoping to jump the old Wolf. Maybe by doing so entrap the old wolf in a hey you got me knocked up scenario. Except; the old Wolf outside of the I do's in May, I'm already hitched. 
Yep I grew up, and rather rapidly. I never knew a so called childhood, I was working darn near out of the womb, and been doing business since age 6. Maybe the rest of our nation just has to grow the f*** up.
Radio in the morning.
TTYLY






Sunday, March 5, 2017

Can we be a bit naughty without being trashy?

One of the things I really like to do, is hover over some of these sites on Facebook. Especially the so called naughty and erotic ones. It's in a way like I used to do when I resided in Twin Falls. I'd go to the Mall, and just sit there and watch as well as listen to the people. I was able to glean so much content to use on air as well as in print that it made some day time drama's look pale. I call it the study of human nature and if you observe it, it can be rather comical as well as saddening all at the same time.
I also like these erotic so called Naughty sites, barking about how much sex they are getting or not getting , mostly not getting that I have to ask the questions of, does any of these people really know how to please the other? Now to be honest, my sexual education arrived a bit late at around 13 or so. Sure I had grade school crush's especially Peggy and Dawn, One is no longer living, the other no one knows where she went. However to me they were like missions impossible, great to dream about, but never able to acquire. It wasn't until I just got legal to drive my mini bike that I got to learn about the real thing. 
Anyone or most anyone, over the age of 45, had to have had to read the book and see the movie Summer of 42. As for me her name wasn't Dorothy, it was Kathy, but the story was similar. Kathy was the wife of one of the guys that taught me how to turn a wrench, it was one very hot summer in more ways than one. I was out in Less's junk yard looking for a brake master cylinder, I was drenched in sweat, Kathy came out, offered me some lemonade, I went in, and she excused herself to her hideaway bedroom, soon after out came the hot go-go boots, purple nylons, white hot shorts(we didn't call em, Daisy Dukes then) She invited me into her boredoh, and I'll let you figure out what happened after. Dig this; I was 14, she was 28, now days she'dve been arrested, my Dad and mom just chalked it up to sewing wild oats. What I learned that day from her was priceless.
Shortly after, I snagged the book of Ruth's Guide to Great Sex, which I read from cover to cover. But I learned what I needed to know at least to function in the minor leagues . The next step, was a farm hand that Mom hired to take me down to the Sugar Shack in Wells Nevada, taught me the rest to where I could play in the major leagues of human sexual activities. The women in this nation like Kathy or the ones that get paid for it at the Sugar Shack are rare. Few in real life do what they say they want to do. Most of the time a guy has to get most women so drunk, that the women disguard their Victorian inhibitions, that to get one to do as many on those erotic and so called naughty groups on facebook, that you wonder how serious are they? Would even half of them do as they say they want to? 
The women and its mostly few of them that are either hired or will jump on those facebook groups, just to keep the group going and create content. Mostly its guys that are at minimum sinister just to start. The disrespect of these guys on there that I see talking like they do to younger women, just makes my stomach churn. Even the women at the Sugar Shack or say Kathy, or any I have know would slam the door on  a guy that talked like that to them in the real world. The act of slamming the sasuage is one thing, if its preceded by and followed up by lots of foreplay. I call it setting the stage. Doing things like taking a bath with her, and shaving her legs for her, and being every so sensual, is the way to a hot night, not just jabbing it in there, rolling over and falling to sleep. I also am one of the few men that loves lots of cuddling. Just being with her, holding her tight and watching a movie on the couch, gets you points, that will not be forgotten. There are some puritists out there in religious arenas but in reality, Heavenly Father meant for all humans to enjoy and treasure their mating rituals. The thing is, and I've seen it so many times especially at Church. You'll have the so well not so women that dress rather conservatively , then you'll have those, you know are raking it in, that are not so conservative. When I brought up the point to our Bishop, you'dve thought I'd committed an act of treason on the church Ward. There was one young lady there that had no problem dressing in such a way that you'dve thought she was much older. When I brought that idea forward, and it wasn't from the point that I was interested in that way, it was I thought it was a lot of disrespect of our Heavenly Father. The Ward has albeit they say they do, but has never forgave me for that. Seems a bit contradictory don't it. I fully believe that one no matter the gender , but be very much on display and fully interested in sensual mating, not just porn sex, but really intimate threads, why pull off the cover until you test the engine? The big taboos in my world are two. I will not mate with a woman who is a different race than me, and two I absolutely distaine anything of the gay, transgender etc movement. Its a thing of if it ain't for the sex its like hanging with your guy pals, except when he starts eyeing you in a certain way is when I'm out of there. Just like the other day at Jodi's Diner here. just in the bigger table next to me there were these two guys, helping this rather elderly couple with designs on their kitchen. But you could tell these two queers were just that queers. I finished my dinner and got my behind out of there. 
So the question is; does these people on these Naughty sites on facebook, really know what they are talking about? Are the women on there just prick teasers? Or would they really go the distance? Would the women really go out with these guys they chat with? Things, we'll be chatting about overnight on HazzardAyre-Overnight , heard online at www.spreaker.com/user/ayrewolf 
TTYLY