HazzardAyre 41 Finding the way out:

 

Well here tizz Liz the start of another week in Hazzard County Kountry. As much as I have enjoyed (which ain’t much), being here I’m working as hard to get out of taterville as I did to move up here. Lets face it, Idaho is hurting, Idaho is bleeding and once I said I cared , I don’t anymore. Let the entire populas fall in the Snake River, let fyre and brimstone encircle the masses, let the state wither into a mere inkling of what it was, let Idaho get a heap amount more humble, then maybe in 20 or so years , if I have anything to do with it by then, then the Knytes and or AyreWolvez including SAMCRO MC can readdress a return to the state that burned. Other wise who cares? Looking into seeing about getting my birth certificate, changed from Idaho to at least Conyers GA or even Utah. Looking at exhuming mom & Dad’s grave from Idaho to Utah, and just plain say, I’m outta HERE coach , I have had enough.

Hope the weather holds out and check gets here from H&W so I can get this move finished.

As nobody wants to see Idaho in my rearview, more than I do, just hope I can spend some quality time, with Emme and Ellie May before I exit Idaho. Can’t say its been all bad, can’t say I did not have some laughs and a few of our locals , even women were in tears last night at the meeting. Not everybody, in fact most here in Buhl, do not hate or despise me, and think me as much of a two legged predator as does a few from you know where, but I have reached my limit.

And if a few think I’m a con artist, they ought to look at the ad in the Times News, under housing. There is an article that starts talking about a great place to live, no credit check, no deposit, Free cable and Wifi. Price starts at $300.00(?_) Bullsbreath. More like a bunch of motel rooms with damn small kitchen-etts, in some of the scummiest areas of both Twin Falls and Burley, that’s fraud. I never bait and switch.

Any mile, weather guru sezz, cold and windy today, highs only getting in the mid 40’s. Lows in the single digits with wind chill in the below zero  zone.

L8R Ya’ll, See ya’ll on the other side.

 

Quote of the day:
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature. - George W. Bush

Psalm 86:5“You, Lord, are forgiving and good, abounding in love to all who call to you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre 40 Even if it do look good, it still smells.

Just like the angelic woman you see beside you, while she might wear some high priced skunk piss, the fact is, for all the frills and thrills, she still smells. Her underpits, her rumpus and all orifices still reek. Although there are some male corpuscles think that some of those orifices are worth the slight unpleasant aromas. Its just like some townships and places to set up a company. At first and overall a place may look good, if one scratches under the surface, ya’ll might find that what ya’ll thought was a real treasure ain’t nothin more that a bit of fools gold. Its a mirage not the real treasure. Sure some say you can carve out a silk purse out of a sows ear, but there are times you need to ask , is it even worth the effort. Yesterday with the next to last bit of furniture tied on back of LiL Dixie , I sat on a ridge overlooking the Tragic Valley. Thinking that the Oasis , I thought I saw as a real reason to believe , was just a foolish old mans fantasy. Tammy and her brood saw it within a month , In short I should have went with her. While there is still lots to be done, before I fully close the door on what was the Idaho dream, I have to ask, why?Why did I not listen to those who said don’t go up there? Why did I not just call Boise State, ask if the media vo-tech program was still operational, rather than bet the entire media operation of SAMCRO, on it being there which obviously it isn’t. Then if you look at Pocatello. If one drives by on I-15, you see all those twinkly lights and operating sign fronts, yet in reality, underneath the city is still trying to determine if its part of Idaho, or a sub burb of Utah. And that’s the short list. Could things there improve? Sure, but improving Idaho, is not within the realm nor interests of SAMCRO. As far as we are concerned, Idaho is a place to drive through, leave a shit and drive away from, not lay down any roots in.

Idaho for SAMCRO is like so many harlots that I have known over the years., yes she looks great on the surface, but her crotch still stinks.

There is still 6 months of clean up here to be done and a few things finalized since I have no desire to ever re-enter the state, and yet, I looked at this old and really smelling of decomp a hate for me web site blog thing, that few any more read , don’t care about, and know its someone who gets a wet Willie, just spouting off about things few of them know anything real about. One asks, Why? Why keep bitching, I no longer live there, anywhere near .

I say go smoke your crackpot that you bought from the ECSO’s son, and leave me and SAMCRO alone.

Like I said, even if it do look good, its still smells.

L8R

Quote of the day:
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Ephesians 4:2“Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre39 Can one have too many friends on FaceBook?

As we wake up to even more turmoil in Egypt, I see way too many postings on my FaceBook page. To whit I ask the question, can one have too many friends on FaceBook? I mean, can one have one too many followers on Twitter? If there are too many , and I say there is, are they really your friends, or some damn company wanting to market shit that is poorly made or an offer that will never be exactly what is being claimed.

Last week the founder of FaceBook, found out how easily it is to even hack his account, let alone yours. Followers on Twitter are not any different, more over, Twitter is being blamed for a bunch of the rioting in Cairo . Is there a time, in all our lives that it makes sense to just unplug?

Next entry

Can glitter not be gold?

L8R

Quote of the day:
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts. - Colette

Ephesians 4:2“Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre 34 Happy Birthday Hazzard County

Wednesday was a holiday, or should have been. Did ya’ll realize that 32 years ago in 1979 was the day the first episode of the Dukes-of-Hazzard first aired on CBS TV ? Yep, 21:00 hours , January 26th 1979 and yes for me on KMVT, the Dukes-of-Hazzard hit the tiny screen, and literally turned America on its ear. Looking back to the original concepts going into the first episodes, the more homogenized, or blended more tame episodes, the more gritty episodes that the Dukes started with, would have been much more than what we all finished with. For me what was portrayed on screen, the life lessons presented, went way past than just a TV show or me being just a fan of. For me what was on TV, I put into real life, and lived it then every day, just like I do today.

Over the years, the friendships I made both from cast as well as crew of the show, being just a wrench turner on set, and all that followed, became, a way of life, not just something to watch on Friday nights. Few TV shows, have gained and retains such a following, even what now, some 20 plus years since the final first run episode in 1985, to today. From Cooter’s Place in both Tennessee, to Virginia, to DukesFest in Atlanta, to us in the Knytes-of-Anarchy. What was envisioned by the creators of the show, through the movie, MoonRunners, that I own a copy of. To the series itself, the Dukes-of-Hazzard, calms and equalizes a rather turbulent nation and world.

Happy Birthday Dukes-of-Hazzard for a 34 years of southern fried excellent TV show and from me giving me a life and something to believe in.

L8R Confederates,

 

Quote of the day:
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Ephesians 6:12-13“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Knytes Rule

HazzardAyre33 Double Standards and Double Talk

Double Talk and Double standards seems to be rampant. Take fer instance. A local TV station here, sezz I , exploit women. I really need to look that word up. Since it seems, that anyone who poses a good looking gal in less than a Nuns dress in this area to pitch the script of a business is exploiting women. Guess exploitation is not the same thing as extortion. Bank fraud and a half dozen things that a prominent local car dealer was convicted of and went out of business. But hey they were more important than us, and me. After all , I have been called a fraud, even not entirely honest, but then those that say those things don’t really know me.

I can remember, after being quoted a ad rate and booth space rent, for that years Agri-Action Farm show in Twin, Falls. There I stood cash in wallet, and yet I was put off, and out of the building because there was a Latham Emergency. Excuse me, but didn’t I have the appointment that hour? Did my business not be as good as Latham Dodge’s ? Guess not. I was told that they were going to call. Never did, and even with the delays, with cash in hand, was constantly being cast off. Yet we’re still in business, Latham’s aint. Who would have been a better horse to back?

Okay, then, the constant flow of no shows, and no calls, I pestered like the next Hazzard hay ride, the new GM of this certain TV station, even went to his office willing to burry the hatchet, and give each of us another chance. If our, rather, my vision of an ad was so out of sync and so provocative, then maybe his production department could have sat down with me to put something together that would have been more acceptable. But nope.

So where’s the Double Standard here? When the same TV station , will air ads for a racy ladies apparel store, and yet, thinks that a cowgirl posing with a tow truck is wrong there is the double standard.

Over in the Magic Valley Mall, I counted 3 retail stores, that sold , shall we say raunchy products, one with sex toys, sex aids, and publications, that even kids, including pre teens could go in, buy and all would be okay. Yet the management was totally against a Hazzard flavored store. Bullsbreath. Thing is though, I know that the so called Double Standard and Double Talk is not all of Twin Falls, nor all of the Magic Valley. This double bullstuff, is also why, I get even more determined to getting a OTA(Over the Air) Radio station, willing to go unplugged and be the true Wolf in amongst the Sheep of area Idaho media.

When I write these editorials of things I see, its not to defame, nor to condemn those people and or firms, mentioned. Its my hoped , that I can give those doing the double talk, creating the Double Standard, a serious kick in their complacency and get this area moving again. To show those in disbelief, that there is an edgy part of this valley, and area, and those edgy people are tremendously being underserved, by local media.

Whether its, KDXB, Confederate Star TV, or the Hazzard Gazzette, which includes the published printed editions of this column , HazzardAyre, its our goal to serve those that others feel to prim and proper to serve. We serve the hard working, beer drinking, lead to floor, motorheads, aviators, and yes Today’s Confederates, in essence silence the Double Standard and Double Talk.

Now then; heard from My PSR today that The Idaho Health and Welfare outfit, is looking to put a squish to adult PSR’s. Some of this is saving dollars, the other is to ask , do adult PSR’s really do any good? My answer , I have to ask myself and search my cranium, for that answer. I can’t really honestly say having an adult PSR , has helped much if any. Hell, in April, I’ll be seeing my PSR for a year now, and outside of moving to Buhl from Bliss, can’t say he’s helped much at all. As it is, my costs for living are higher, DixieBelle has to be parked away from home in Twin, I’m paying more for utilities, the radio gear still sits in Gooding, and I’m no closer to gaining a new bean counter, for my personal expenses, nor for SAMCRO. In fact, I’m still running in reverse, only faster. So asking me to email JFAC to say I’m in favor of continuing adult PSR’s in Idaho, like I said, I still need to think on it. Not saying I’m looking to pull the plug on counseling etc, but a bit more intense and in office counseling etc would be a push in the right direction. As it is now, ain’t quite sure.

For me, counseling comes in the form, of strong Hazzard County internal examinations, getting into ye ole General Jackson, loading up some fishing gear, and sitting at Hazzard Creek, talking to God about things. Not a problem, that God, nature, and some of Uncle Jessie’s finest, is all the problem solving I need.

Correcting Double Standards and Double talkin, that’s what it means by fighting the system. And that is part of the Hazzard County experience and something I hold dear to my heart.

Until next time, keep this in mind, The Hazzard Garage, could be coming back right to Hazzard itself.

Keep it Between the Ditches

L8R

Some mornings ya can’t get it into second, even if you double clutch it-Cooter

Ephesians 6:12-13“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre32 Lets take care of our own First

The tail is wagging the dog. Yesterday, went for my monthly food draw from the food bank. Yes the pantry was a bit low so needed a bit of grub for the rest of the month. Standing there were 5 Mexican’s that if they had green cards, only had them because they married white women. With 3 to 4 kids a piece. 3 were albeit a bit down on resources , but needed a byte to eat.

So I watch old Obamabeenlyin ‘s SOTU speech, and it has this thread of not deporting kids, because their parents snuck up over the big fence. Okay I partly agree, can’t punish the kids for what their parents did. But is it any better or worse, that way too many young American girls and women, who have good looks and skills marry some illegal Mexican  male, which then makes the Mexican legal and their kids. I say , make the Mexican male legal first, then issue the marriage certificate. Not the other way around. Make the parents legal, first, and not just make the children legal because they are born on American soil. Only allow them in schools when the kids are legal citizens first, not after the fact. They may pledge allegiance to the American flag in front of them, but the orange, white, and green flag is also behind them. Am I saying I do that? Pledge allegiance to old glory while I have my Confederate battle flag in the back ground? No, I only pledge allegiance and loyalty to that Confederate Flag, not old glory. But that’s getting off course here.

How about, the food banks only giving food to those that can show legal citizenship, not just a gal with a covey of Mexican children.

I say, lets take care of our own first, then the rest. Not instead of. And one last thing, make all speak American, not split languages.

L8R Confederates,

Quote of the day:
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. - Jane Wagner

James 4:10“Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre 31 Multi Tasking lessons, please?

The Idaho Legislature is taking up the task of making it illegal to use your cell phone while in the operation of a motor vehicle. Or at least make it illegal to text while driving. Not a bad idea. I’m all for that and say the example of both the city of Twin Falls, as well as Meridian, are right on the money. More over if it were I, in the decision making process , I’d make it a 3rd degree felony if you cause any kind of wreck, while in using a cell phone or texting while driving. A 1st degree felony, if a person is injured in a wreck if the wreck was caused by someone texting or using a cell phone while driving.

But there must be a course that one can take for multi-tasking. I’m not good at it any more. In fact doing more than two things at a time, I get a headache and simply shut down. I am not a multi tasker. I can’t be on the phone, writing online, being on the radio, and monitoring the latest 411 from FNC on TV all at the same time. One of the reasons I like going Toewing, is that its me, my truck, getting someone unstuck, hooked and headed to the yard, maybe doing two things at a time , not so bad, but if I have to juggle more than one chore at a time, my mood changes and I’m no good to be around, and those that are, knows to keep mouth shut.

But are there courses for learning to multi task out there? Are there skills one can learn , to be able to do more than one or two things at a time?

As far as flying, yes that is multi tasking, but I have mastered much of what I need to know there, to where most things are like second nature. Thus , I’m not thinking, about what I’m doing, just doing it.

Okay then, Government waste. Did you see Obama’s SOTU address last night? Getting rid of regulatory barriers, is a good thing. How about reworking his own FCC, to expand research into expanding spectrum, and even getting people who really know the geography of a area, to determine FCC media air space. Take down the hold backs on new FCC TV station applications, so someone in an area can get a station albeit an LP station , but a station none the less. How about researching , doing digital, on LPTV? This starts a business, opens employment opportunities, and does something for an area missing a real media voice, not protecting spectrum to satisfy a few deep pocketed TV station/network executives that keep someone good and independent from going to the next level.

Then Government waste, its amazing the number of State agencies in Idaho, that have the fanciest offices, drive new, or newer vehicles in duty of that office, and yet in reality do very little. Case-n-point, Idaho Division of Vocational Rehab in Twin Falls. Signed up with them in OCTOBER, 2010. Saw them once in November, waited on some paper work, that Voc Rehab did not know they had already had, then waste my time, and get gruff, with me that I did not follow up? Follow up with what? There is no plan, no direction. Yet tax payers of the state of Idaho, are paying through the nose for such things, the state Government is trying to find money for schools, and Medicaid and yet you have offices for state agencies, just farting around wasting time and resources. One calls , leaves a message, no return phone call. I have done that so many times I lost count. Infact when I called this afternoon in response to one of their letters, I was told , we’ll call you back or leave a message , on voice mail. But know what happened when I asked for the state directors number in Boise? Amazing I got through, to the who I needed to. And yet, you, yes YOU the tax payers of Idaho are paying for this. I say overhaul State government, give the slackers the boot, consolidate agencies, consolidate office spaces, into one building for that agency. Not have so many offices of the same agency strewn all over the city to where none of anyone knows what the hell they are doing. Get rid of the Chevy Malibu’s and go for a Pinto, or compact car. If they run a vehicle for doing field duty, make damn sure they are doing field duty, not just going home and to work in a ride supplied by the state, maintained by the state, fueled by the state. And if that field work is not providing results, give that the boot too.

Then you’ll find the wasted dollars.

Any mile.

Are there multi tasking lessons out there? If so , tell me where they are and I’ll be happy to sign up.

L8R

Quote of the day:
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

James 4:10“Humble yourselves before the Lord, and he will lift you up.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre 30 Bravo TV

Have you ever caught these new TV shows of the Real Housewives of; on the Bravo Channel? I did the other day. It was one of those hours waiting at the Doc’s that I struggled to watch this. If you caught the first 5 minutes, of any of the reunion episodes, all one would have to do, is turn the sound down, and substituted squalling cats and it’d been proper. Of many of these gals, I saw two that were not bad looking, the rest are a bunch of spoiled rich byches that if I were their husbands, I’d send them to  a reality show , just to get some rest.

And then when I tawk about renewing , B.J. & The Bear, people cross their eyes. Excuse me? The quality of both OTA as well as IPTV, the offerings just are not there.

No matter the delivery, of source. To the viewer , only quality is going to matter. It does not matter how much priming you do, to get people to watch. Unless you have the product to deliver the best thing one can do is just shut up.

Caught an email from a disgruntled GM from a local TV station here in Twin Falls, about how bad we in the club and I in general, exploit women. What exploit? Sure , I’m a real unmarried guy. A real male with real flows, of juices that loves to see hot babes with warbird aircraft or trucks etc. I want to see shows with a plot. I do not get into long tounge hockey sessions, or near nude love scenes. I want to see things that just teases, then lets me make up my mind as to the rest.

If I exploit women , the TV shows sure must not only exploit, but prostitutes  women . You say oh no? I say watch the shows. From Gossip Girl on a teen oriented network a subsidiary of KMVT , to Vanna White turning the letters on Wheel of Fortune. Women are put out there to enhance and spice up what otherwise would be boring shows.

Such as Courtney Hansen being the segment host on Spike’s PowerBlock. She’s not there , because she is into hot rods, nor does she know anything about them. She’s there to reel in male viewers. Granted these are national programs, but if the stations and or Cable One is so against somebody wanting to maintain continuity between ads we sponsor for these shows and the viewers , our potential customers, then do not air the shows/. It’s that simple. It’s easy to say to us , no that we exploit women, and yet air ads for the Ultimate in Intimate. Face it. there are people of all genders that are not the bible clutching, closed minded people that you think there is. Most area advertisers, are pulling at the bit for the launch of Confederate Star TV , since they know , that when we begin airing next year, that all or most of the small business advertisers, will flock to us. Simply because we will have real people there switching and maintaining audio levels and segue's between programs. A really creative ad production staff, besides a news production staff, and watch how many viewers and their staff stampedes over to Confederate Star TV.

Just my thoughts.

Oh and by the highway, Bars –n- Stars is nearing first printing. Be watching for it.

For those not in the know, Bars –n- Stars, is my novel, being released in the fall.

L8R Confederates,

   

Quote of the day:
In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you. - Frank Wilczek

Philippians 4:8“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HazzardAyre29 BlackOps Announcement

Just wanted to jump online this morning , to let some of you in B-Flyte

know about a planning meeting, for an AyreWolvez BlackOps, is tonight at 21:00 hours at the Wolf’s Den.

Still cold as hell, but have made some drastic decisions, and ya’ll need to know about them. So again ; there will be a BlackOps meeting tonight at 21:00 Hours at the Wolf’s Den for B-Flyte of the AyreWolvez.

Keep it Wings Level

Philippians 4:8“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.