Charlie Sheen, Howard Stern, and the AyreWolf the bad boyz Club

There are those of us in media or films that are labled as the bad boyz club. Charlie Sheen, Howard Stern and of course the constantly persecuted AyreWolf of both AyreWolf FM and Hazzard Ayre Radio. We are the guys many love to hate or fail to get to know better.

All of us deal with subject matters that few want to step into in our own ways. Included in this crew of the bad boyz club, are other stars, Robert Smith-aka-WolfMan Jack, Dr. Demento , Alan Freed, and even now a U.S. Senator , Al Franken. If you think Al Franken was or is not a bad boy, remember the SNL skits of Al Franken, Male Prostitute, amongst others.

So really who should be labled as the top three most famous, even the top 4, in order, Howard Stern, Charlie Sheen, AyreWolf,WolfMan Jack. We deliver entertainment and information in unorthodox wayz of course, but YOU listen, YOU watch, and YOU need us. After all the Bad Boyz Club, members will never be assimilated and that’s why, you, that’s right , YOU need us to stir up the sheep once in awhile. And the best one to shake up Sheep? A wolf, yes yours truly, the AyreWolf.

With that said, ye old Wolf here is growing a bit tamer, but still dangerous, as I step into building a new role, as the off screen Crazy CooTer on HazzardAyre Radio. Not only HazzardAyre Radio , but in a newly expanded version of a newly being written Hazzard County/Dukes movie that will be called Hazzard-Knytes, that will begin production in mid 2013, as a indy film that expands the vision of living and working in that mystical southern confederate rural town called Hazzard . HazzardAyre Radio will be featured in the film .

On Charlie Sheen, as his light dimmed by being booted from the hit CBS TV series “Two and a half Men” with no concrete concept by Warner Brothers to rehire him for the part of Charlie Harper on that TV series. Watch Two and a Half Men go by the wayside . Charlie not only carried that show, but made it the hit it is. If memories work, substituting, the star Charlie for another to step in there, think back when again CBS/Warner Brothers substituted the Duke boys with Coy and Vance Duke. The ratings fell into the manure pile, the series lost its octane, and never really made it back.

Charlie ought to do a redoux show called One Man One Life, taking his Two and a half men character past the dilemma of dealing with his nit-wit brother and son. Could work.

Many of us as members have been termed as having Bipolar Dizzeeze. Do we?

That in and on the Early Morning edition of HazzardAyre.

Have a good night.

L8R

    

Quote of the day:
Of those who say nothing, few are silent. - Thomas Neill

1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4“[The Resurrection of Christ] Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

How much do we really need? Be Thankful for what you have !!

I got to thinking last night into early morning just how much of anything do we as human corpuscles need, and how much is just fluff or extra creature comforts?

Case n point. Have a temp pad in Burley for sleeping, its a studio apartment, that I’ll snooze in until the bigger Wolf’s Den there is ready to be inhabited. The temp pad has a shower, place for a bed, tiny fridge and free cable and wifi. Not real big, but better than trying to commute at today’s fuel prices, and better for response time for going toewing. After all I now serve the mini Cassia area of Idaho rather than the west end of the Tragic Valley. But then too I got to thinking, more on the vision and asked myself, when Jesus walked the earth, how much real creature comforts did he and his disciples have? Granted not freezing cold, but unbearable heat, dry dust that covered their feet, which is why when one visited someone then at that time there was a bowl of water to wash their feet. Think of very little too no food to eat cept a few fishes and bread. True Jesus was saving the face of udder destruction from the wrath of our Father our God, above(Kahless). So should and do we as mere mortals, comeplane if  we don’t have velvet covered floors and thrones to sit on? After all , who is more worthy of a throne than Jesus the son, and our Father above?

And yet we bitch, if its or conditions are not purrfect.

Any mile, some things your nightly news yesterday nyte forgot to tell you on TV.

At 14:30 hours previous day, the Lowes Home Improvement Center was held up, undisclosed amount of cash was taken and authorities are styll investigating.

AT 20:00 hours previous nyte, a tragic vehicle accident on highway 81 south of Declo occurred. Killing one driver with other serious injuries. All were transported by Life Flight, one to the LDS Hospital in SLC Utah one to ST Als in Boise.

High winds left hundreds of people cold and in the dark , previous evening. The high winds dropped several major power lines .

One small aircraft accident , when, due to weather the pilot could not see and a gust of wind sent the small aircraft into a wind turbine west of Burley on west hwy 30.

No injuries reported, bird was recovered, with extensive damage. NTSB is investigating. The wind Turbines were not properly lighted.

And that’s your Hazzard Ayre Early Sunrise edition.

Got to get this day started.

L8R

     

Quote of the day:
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. - Bill Cosby

1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4“[The Resurrection of Christ] Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

HiJacked to China, even the slant eye’d want into Hazzard County

I got hijacked by someone in China. Apparently, my G account including the blogs and all got hi-jacked by some body in China . Oh really? How does that happen? Any mile changed passwords and all and everything is fyring on all 8 so good.

You know the towns and areas that are into growth and community health and those that are so smug and stuck up, that SMB’s look , kick the tyres , but never really take a test drive, let alone buy. Case-n-point, From MHI to Twinky Flatts, things are so high in price property wise as well as licensing and such requirements that most smb towing companies cannot enter the market, let alone thrive and survive. Yet one goes to Burley or the immediate area, and shop rent rates under $500.00 a month, housing under $500.00 a month, many that include in the rent, power and such, and you understand why the mini Cassia area of Idaho, has a low unemployment rate well below the state or even national average ratings. SMB’s live to see a new era, and even food and fuel well under state prices. Makes, ya’ll wonder why I didn’t stay there in the first place. Ya’ll know why, but one see’s what happens when penius over-rides brain. The list goes on and on, but, damn , why doesn’t the rest of Idaho take a page out of Cassia’s play book? Most things can be done on a hand shake. Not saying nothing bad about Buhl here, most here in Buhl have treated me like royalty. But ya’ll can’t rent what’s already rented. Beyond that , living in a near old farts retirement home, is not for me. Hey , I might be turning 52 this month, but I’m not ready to roll over and die. Hey I may be a bit crazy and wyld , but I’m not stupid and I damn well ain’t hanging with one foot in the grave neither.

Any mile, been up since 04:00 this morning. Hauled junk cars to SLC today, so need sleep.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy. - Richard Feynman

Romans 3:23-24“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

A Dixie Ayre Lawg

When your truckin by the seat of your pants,nothing sounds more official than having a plan B. Whyle the idea of something as outrageous as Wyld-Eagle Toewing was a solid concept, after a spell I got to thinking, why mess with numero uno just to satisfy a few egos from MHI or Pocatello? After all at nyte when I go to bed or when a contract is signed its styll myself along with the Knytes of Anarchy that I sleep wyth, more over what generates income for the club as well as myself. So my plan B is of course staying with Dixie-Toewing of Idaho and not messing with names or substitutions and getting down to well business. Alrighty then. Haven’t yet made up my mind as to what to call the shop . Although Cooter’s Kustmz is high on the list,I’m not yet decided. Which is part of my dilemma . See ya’ll , years ago, following the sale of the homestead near Hazzard,(aka-Hagerman)Idaho, and the following death of Paul Picard the exec producer of the Dukes-of-Hazzard along with a few others, I promised them that as long as I had a breath in me, all things Dukes and Hazzard would be preserved and kept alive through Dixie Towing, now respelled Dixie Toewing. That I would not put a label on anything or substitute Dixie Toewing until I had decided upon, or honored the creation they made with the Dukes, nor what the show they created had in me.

The Dukes rage on in a few newly but poorly done remakes, of or from the show. The new a few years ago of the Dukes that had Jessica Simpson in it was and its not just me, but was not, to the quality nor the original concept of the show. More over The Dukes-of-Hazzard the Beginnings I felt was done poorly. The guy on that movie playing Boss Hogg, and the insult by the gal who played Boss Hoggs wife LuLu, and the intense sexual intent was not in keeping with what we as a production team, including Gy Waldron had in mind. The idiot who played Roscoe was too much of an idiot, took away the whyle not too swift but not completely a retard,like it was on the Dukes-of- Hazzard, the Beginnings. Whyle it could be said that the Original series of the Dukes, insulted the concept of what was being laid out as it was in the pilot movie the MoonRunners. But the Dukes captured not only my imagination but too my inner soul. So not changing nothing , Dixie Toewing stays as it is.

Until L8R ya’ll,

Quote of the day:
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. - Albert Einstein

Romans 3:23-24“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Oil goes up so do other things!!

Is going up, wuzz $4.50 a can, now its $4.65 a can . Damn near what a gallon of go fluid is costing these days. Any time it costs more to haul it from point A to point B. More over the raw ingredients.

 These days truckers are catching hell from both increased enforcement of speed laws to fuel. Not only OTR truckers but us toew truckers, Heck , even me. With fuel going up feeding our trucks, I’m considering increasing my rates from my usual $35.00 to $45.00 plus my out of area charges from $2.00 per loaded mile one way, to $2.50 both enroute plus loaded mile. I’m still the cheapest hooker in Idaho, but here lately ya’ll gotta do what ya’ll got to do to eat and keep ones head above water.

One way I did this, is adding a new truck to the fleet. I’m proud to announce better yet introduce, the Orange Angel.

 Watch here for more on the Orange Angel.

When I goof I admit it. The Progressive Insurance ad I referenced in my last report, was the gal was shopping for skinny jeans not heels. Guess the toew is still brewing in my mind huh.

Last but not least, the next meeting of the Knytes-of-Anarchy will be at the new Knytes Hall in Burley. Location on our stealth site.

Until L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. - George Saunders

Romans 3:23-24“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

I Truly Hate Bait & Switch, but that’s what ya’ll get dealing with Yankee’s

Bait & Switch, offer something as a come on, then switch the deal to a more expensive or costly thing. Example; went to Burley, to a complex to set up the next Wolf’s Den, only to find that the one quoted was not the $210.00 model, but in reality , is $280.00. Okay fine, but then to find out that the place was already spoken for, by a PG mom with two other diaper wearers so that was that. Of course, the resident manager was all apologetic, said she would ring my phone, if something else came up, but okay. Bait and switch. Thankfully not everyone is like that. Shop, $250.00 a month, new Wolf’s Den elsewhere $180.00 all utilities paid in both, and guess what? A refrigerator. Something that according to Buhl City regs, rentals can’t be rented with a refrigerator. Something to do with public health. Really? What ? If someone shits in it fine, but public health? More like too many landlords got together and decided that they were too cheap to buy a refrigerator. Amazing. Okay then, not just these folks but, there are the misleading TV ads. Case-n-point. Cable One has a promo going, saying, that Satellite TV outfits like Dish, and DirecTV are the leading cause for complaints to the BBB for not honoring promises or getting the deals promised on their ads. Fact is Satellite TV outfits provide better channels, more channels including ours , (Confederate Star TV Network) but also RFDTV and RTV(Retro TV Network). Here’s the case of Cable-One’s bait & switch. They offer business phone service. Introductory price of $75.00 or $25.00 a smack, for phone, cable TV (expanded basic) and internet. For one year then they jack up the price the next year and it will scare you shitless. Long B4 they offered business packages to the open market, they offered it to us at our studio in Gooding. For $350.00 pricey but okay, 20 meg speed they said, bullsbreath. So a month after go to pay the bill, installation they promised free, we got charged for, total bill? $950.00 needless to say I told them where to go. And Cable-One sezz they don’t bait & switch, horse stuff. Now I will say that us in and of Hazzard don’t occasionally do a bit of shuck & jive, but to outright fraudulently claim, they offer one thing but jack up the price? It’s easier to just tell folks the real price and do it that way. Saw an ad on Progressive Insurance, where this gal goes in for a pair of heels, some guy who also does the Keith Stone gig, for KeyStone Beer, says to the clerk, do you show what other stores charge for those heels? Which got to me a thinking. Put the price for a toew that others charge, on a placard on my trucks, then put my price for a toew, which is $35.00 Mini Cassia area, or for out of the immediate mini Cassia area its $35.00 plus $2.00 a mile loaded. Plus I never charge for extras, like dollies or night calls. But I let the customer pick , no bait & switch. Don’t you wish everybody did that? It’s the difference between dealing with a true Confederate and a Yankee.

More L8R, the Dukes are on.

 

Quote of the day:
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W. Somerset Maugham

Romans 3:23-24“for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

TV is getting worse

If your like me, your major outlet for entertainment is the TV. Problem is TV is getting worse. From ads that are seldom creative, to, even with cable and satellite, the offerings are few. Traditional viewership is tapering off, and the nights you used to gather your kids and sidekick together to watch TV no longer has much to offer. Sunday night except for a very and I mean few shows it was like, the times of the writers strike several years ago. As well as the fact that small lptv stations are shoved off or limited. Like RTV. Retro TV has more quality family suited programs than the hundreds of cable,satellite,as well as full power OTA stations. Then there are TV ads. Like the new one for the Idaho Lottery. That fat woman dancing on there is enuff to make one puke. Likewise, what does the tune there goes another rubber tree plant , have to do with the damn lottery? Makes no damn sense. Then there is the segue between the show your watching and the ads. You adjust the volume to suit the show then get blown off your Lazy Boy by the audio from the ads. There is a requirement by the FCC that the volume segue be even. For most stations this means having to hire someone to be in the control room to monitor such things. Most area broadcasters think, that nobody will notice. Bullsbreath.

Needs work, can TV get better? Sure and that’s where the Confederate Star TV Network comes in and of course HazzardAyre TV.

More on that Tuesday night.

L8R

Quote of the day:
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. - Franklin P. Jones

Luke 9:23-24“Then he said to them all: “Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross daily and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me will save it.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.