Back on the Cyber Highway, Here’s HazzardAyre Coming at ya’ll

After 5 months, back online, cable in ready to truck these cyber highways.

It’s been interesting to live without for as long as I have, but hey, this connection they cain’t unplug as I own it. That is for $80.00 a month.

The local elections are over, few of our UCSP candidates won but two did, one in Wendover Utah and one in Arizona. Guess one needs to distance ones self from LDS influence to get Confederate mind sets to get to thinking.

Our radio station is on , just waiting for the change of ownership, paperwork to get done, then KBAR in Burley, becomes KDXB. and so it goes.

As far as HazzardAyre TV? Nope, cain’t. The FCC with the need to relandscape the bands of TV especially Ch-51 has put a moratorium on new and pending FCC new station apps. So we is on the wait button, but at the top of it , none the less.

Been trailer truckin with Rick for the last 5 months, running equipment east and northeast for Cat , for rentals , so not bad. Hey its us just under a smoke front.

Finally , starting the long tedious efforts to find Miss Hazzard-County for 2012. It’ll be a busy year. Have ads poised for FoX for the 500, and some newscasts.

Sure miss our Nurse GoodBody, to give you an idea here, look at these pics;

 This is our Nurse GoodBody,

This is the original, Nurse GoodBody , portrayed on the old rural variety show Hee-Haw .

I sure miss ours.

I have more to get into here, but will wait till menyanna.

Need feed and sleep.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers. - Jimmy Breslin

John 11:25“Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Confederate Thinking

There is that hour when your trucking along, tunes on the juke box radio, and you get to thinking. For some its a normal, path, for those of us from Hazzard County, its called Confederate Thinking.

Like going into vote. You ask the question, how come the Confederate Party is not on the ballot? Answers go from , nobody is running on that party, or two, I dunno. Question is why not?

In 2012 the election cycle for not only minor local races going to be decided, but national ones as well.

From President to many others, if your not voting don’t bitch. Likewise we in the UCSP , that is United Confederate States Party in case you didn’t know, likewise for those in Rio Vista, California that are near brain dead anyway.

I read in Penthouse, something really good to read by the way, not just lusting over the pictorials of women I can’t have anyway. But read there that it was the damn Cali gold rush that helped finance the great battle tween the states(Civil-War) damn Yankees. I knew I hated California and the HollyWierd for a reason.

Getting back on course the UCSP needs to get up to speed and start getting recognized. Its going to be tuff about as hard as getting the Roman’s to recognize the Gentiles. But we can get it done. It must be done to get folks in office that have a heart, as well as a brain.

Here’s an example of bullshit from local government.

Had the situation of the condition of getting utilities up and going for the Reaper’s Quarters(Wolf’s Lair) here in Heyburn , okay they required $200.00 for a deposit. $200.00 ? That’s ridqulus , especially when I already had service with the same utility in 2007, which showed on the books, as good, even when I left for Pocatello, it showed that they had refunded the deposit. Yet due , so they gave me a couple of weeks free. Good so far, but then of course Cuzzin Bud goes down with a Pulmonary Embolism due to some serious complications with his diabetes. Meaning getting money out of the SAMCRO till was like pulling teeth. Finally with 2nd Cuzzin Shar’s help got the money, but hey, Heyburn can’t process credit cards. So I had to wait for the Pony Express snail mail. Thought it’d be here Monday, wasn’t , got here Tuesday. But it meant , I had to sleep in the cold, no ability to use water and/or fix grub, as Monday they had to cut the juice, at 16:00 hours Monday. They just could not wait 12 damn hours.

I understand they must have a bunch of delinquent accounts and all, but from someone they already knew, understanding that Cuzzin Bud is 80 plus years old, flat on his back in a hospital, trying to get things done through my 2nd Cuzzin , who has 5 kids to care for, and they couldn’t wait 12 hours? There needs to be a change, and the UCSP is that change.

In the modern computerized got to have it now generation we live in today, regulations are one thing, but there needs to be the human factor implemented as well.

The UCSP is that Human Factor.

Until Next Time;

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the day:
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

HazzardAyre Radio is progressing

Ah that first byte of Skoal after a long dryspell. Things you normally take for granted or always there, when they ain’t, Ya’ll appreciate them more. No I was not in a captive state er anything, but conditions were that my good ole pal Nate and I went over yonder the other side of CokeVille Wyoming to get some fyre wood and his phantasmagorical FORD F500 puked. We wuzz stuck for a few days, eating beanie weenies out of a can, having to stay warm with a camp stove and watching DVD’s on his in truck entertainment system, that is, until his Diehard battery really died hard. Come Monday here come a few buds got the truck running after priming each hole with fuel, guess self priming ain’t so much.

Once back here to Lala land had Thanksgiving dinner at Charlie's Cafe in Burley where I have developed a crush over some Mexicali Annette Funicello lookalike. Kind of mysterious about giving out her name, but hey its early in this race.

Found out both Chevy(GM) and Ford, will no longer offer standard trannies in 2012. Thats right if your a clutch fan, don’t expect to option out on a rig with a clutch. Cuzz outside of RAM (Dodge) nobody else offers the critters.

Okay then, HazzardAyre Radio is progressing towards reignition. I expect somewhere April or May 2012. Most of the old radio studio gear has been recovered, we now have a place to put up a firestick, so get ready to twist your dial to 101.1 here, in the Mini Cassia area of Idaho , for 24/7/365 rebel , confederate radio. Including HazzardAyre Radio.

I wanted to enlighten the parties that be, when it gets to the tarmac of going on the hunt for babes 4 pay for feature shoots for both HazzardAyre News, as well as our latest inclination called HellBilly Trucker Magazine, I do not do such to get laid. I’m not saying I’d turn it down, but that’s not the intent. First the rule applies, that you never put your pen in hired or company ink. That just invites problems .

If all I wanted to do was to snuggle with hosed toes and get hot tween the sheets, a few hundred bucks and a short haul in one of my trucks takes care of that.

The fact is, and I still believe, that there are hot bods around Idaho, that can be feature talent for our publications and such.

Any mile, time for rest, whiskey , and a warm bath.

Catch ya’ll on the flip side,

Quote of the day:
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. - Mickey Friedman

 

Rat Rod Ayre? HazzardAyre 4 December 2011

B4 I get into my rants here I want to ask, who is it that comes up with the names for fonts? Like this one, is called Playbill. Playbill? Glad it ain’t separated since if it was and Bill was capitalized it’d have a heap of a lot of difference , kinda like being an Athletic Supporter or and athletic supporter.

Next , I was ashamed at the Pisano publishing folks, who do up such notable enthusiasts magazines as EasyRiders and now Rebel Rodz. Their November issue had the doggiest looking gal on there in Mexican garb that I have ever seen. If it’d been me, and I had my choice, I’d have went to print without a cover model, b4 I put her on there. Plus any other publishing company I’d excuse, but the one we all adore that rolls out the babes in EasyRiders, putting that on there? Whew needs work friends.

Course it’d be kinda hard to beat Stephanie one of their feature models from 2009 in EasyRiders. Which we here at AyreWolf Aviation/Cooter’s Rat Shak, are trying to get for a few ads in Rebel Rodz. Which brings me to my subject here.

The Rat Rod movement is really gaining momentum , there are a half dozen magazine titles out there on your news-stands about the hobby, one we here at HazzardAyre released in September, HellBilly Trucker featuring OTR rigs done in Rat Rod fashion.

But I’d like to take this further, what about rat rod style aircraft? How about , a rat rod style warbird? Granted , warbirds weren’t all that flashy to begin with, many do have the flat paint jobs, and outside of the ladies on the nose art, most were not that sporty. But what about X-byrds , 1/2 the size of a combat warbyrd, but just as deadly, and done as I said , in rat rod style? Can you say it again? Rat Rod Aircraft.

As I close, again , I’d like to say to Rebel Rodz and EasyRiders, give your Rebel Rodz November 2011 feature model a make over and try it again, maybe even feature that sweet Stephanie from EasyRiders 2009 in there in a rat rod truck?

L8R Aviators

Quote of the day:
It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated. - Alec Bourne

John 11:25“Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die;” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

This sucks but what do you do?

Its been said by many and it remains that way, unless you own it, you can't really fix it. Example, have had blogs on Google's Blogger for nearly ten years now. Never had a problem, but here lately, HazzardAyre gets hammered.

Okay great, SAMCRO takes HazzardAyre to its own url, and in short order, HazzardAyre, is OUR site, Our content, managed and patroled BY SAMCRO MC , not Google,' hardly dry behind the ears 30 younger geeks. So if you can't find us on Blogger , find us at AyreTymez.blogspot.com

L8R

AyreWolf

Forget Domestic Bliss I want zoom

I'm a pretty easy going guy for the most part, but here lately when it comes to being online, I'm finding it easier to go old skool, and print & publish and snail mail.

Blogger loads slower than a 7 years itch, if it loads at all, and forget Yahoo. Seems one can't snag them from a public connection like ya'll get at say McDonalds.

Whether its a public connection or one that you have connected by wire, it may say 50 mps but, in reality while speed may be there bandwidth ain't.

Some say patience is a gift, but to hell with patience, or domestic bliss, I want zoom. I want speed and bandwidth equal to or better than 50 mps, maybe 100mps?

Course ye old computer needs a new drive and that may be part of it, but dang it, if I can get online to begin with why not give me the ooph that I deserve.

Just makes one wonder, do we REALLY need the web at all?

Oh and hey there GOOGLE fix my blogger site so it works right like its supposed to.

Going the other direction, our site to be the gateway for all SAMCRO MC Idaho, should be up any day now.

L8R

AyreWolf

Still in construction

It's been awhile, since I got online, but here I is. Shortly after the middle of November, I should be fully operational here in Mini Cassia area of Idaho.

Could not load up HazzardAyre, here until I did a turn around, however the condition is short lived, since Surff the Snake is in just days of launching HazzardAyre as its own web site, and the gateway site for SAMCRO MC Idaho.

Met with Kim Lee of Lee Radio earlier the buy of KBAR is on.

Until L8R

AyreWolf