Monday, December 24, 2012

Twuz the day before Christmas

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Twuz the day before Christmas and all over the road were trucks stalled with their heavy loads, but from out of the sun came several tow trucks with the sign A1.

We got those rigs rolling and wondered if in the morning it would be snowing.

Out of the Heaven, we all got a blessing, the sunshine poured from out of the clouds , we could all go to sleep all warm in our house.

But then I had the need to eat and crawled into the scurry of hundreds of people shopping, thinking I ain’t going to do no hopping.

Praying that I could go over to the yard to get some gas, but Charley had left, ah what the heck, ask after dinner tomorrow knowing there is no need for sorrow.

From all of us at Dixie Toewing of Idaho,

A Hazzard County Christmas to ya’ll.

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L8R Ya’ll

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Luke 2:16-20“So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.”

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Something's been missing

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Something I don’t rap about here is what we are and, more importantly what this club, isn’t.

Founding members and sponsors know the history and most of , but not all know the foundation that was the original reason why our men and a few women of valor assembled in the first place.

The Knytes-of-Anarchy was created on the rock foundation of the Hazzard County Knytes, that most understand. But what is less understood, is the fact that outside of ten of us assembled inside what was once the Polish Palace , now the Snake River Grill, that outside of those 10, the rest of the membership in the region were members of something we , rather myself, My dad and a few others put together in 1973 as the then, TeenAge Truckers Association which was a combination rural farm truck career 4-H program and a pilot 4-H program based on the idea of teaching youngsters how to use a CB, Radio properly, and how that use can benefit others, in a community and the community of the highway, mainly OTR(Over,The,Road ) long haul truckers.

At the time was a similar group backed in part by what was then a cousin to Diesel Drivers International that also had as a subsidiary a group called REACT, which stands for Radio,Emergency,Action,Communications,Team.

So getting back on the road here, The TeenAge Truckers Association brought together a little group called the JR-14 CB Club, and in 1976 combined to create the overall organization , based in part on what had been founded by Mike Parkhurst , founder and publisher of the original OVERDRIVE magazine. This is important here to remember. Because it was on Overdrive’s pages that , created thereon was the DateMaster section that took a classy lady, and an even home grown rig, and a beautiful background and it was truly classy without being trashy. This is where and why we in the TeenAge Truckers, started finding models etc to feature with some of the classier OTR rigs and yes toew trucks in our area.

It was 1977 I had from going to school there , found an old high school radio station, KLHS at Lewiston High School. I had a study hall in the classroom where this radio station was at, and from previous years in my life’s road was the only one in that classroom with an FCC license.

I got a 45 minute show at 11:00AM to 12:00PM and I could go as far as another hour through lunch.

I found a bunch of music that was donated 45’s and most of it was old kountry music and 80% of that contained old trucker music, from Red Simpson, Red Sovine, and others, Dave Duddley, and so on.

So I started a thing called Maximum Overdrive, Radio. Preached the teachings of the TeenAge Truckers Association and the combining of my two loves, trucks, trucking, and radio came to being.

This went on until May 1978, when after getting my first toew truck that is still the base of what I run now, I found that there was nothing talking toewing on the radio.

No matter how I begged and pleaded could I get a local radio station at the time to go along with such a far reach of such a show. So I pitched the idea of a overnight on the weekend OTR trucker program, to then KLIX GM and Owner Charley Tuma. He said if I could find 4 advertisers to back it , he’d let me do it, My Dad put up some money, from his mini farm hauling business, another ag based trucking company in Hagerman put up some money and the result was Maximum Overdrive was on the air.

Not too long after was a movie by the same name. By this time Hazzard Fever had infected me, so I thought of a name that would work, and in 1983 just shortly after my Mom passed away, by then on our own radio station in Hagerman that started as KDSL that became KTOW , the program , Dixie Diesel Radio took to the air.

Now then to bring this in, on this early morning.

In 2006 by the time I had made it back to Idaho here, I had found that many of our Hazzard County Knytes had moved elsewhere, both northern Idaho as well as out of state.

So I sat down with a few of our founding members at the Boise Stage Stop, and it was decided to pull out or at least away, a bit from all the Hazzard County thing and rebuild on what we started with as then the TeenAge Truckers Association that became in 1988 the United American Independent Truckers Association, kind of a rebuild of the ITA, that story next entry, but getting on here.

The Knytes-of-Anarchy was created to not, REPEAT, NOT be a BIKERS CLUB, but a group of us wanting to retain and restore the ideas of the golden days of trucking. While still keeping the Hazzard thing involved but more of on a stealth basis.

In October 2008 The Knytes-of-Anarchy was born at a trucker party held at then Shorty’s Saloon in Garden City a sub town of Boise.

The only similarity between us and a BIKERS CLUB , is the name ANARCHY, by the same token, Truckers at least owner/operator types, are of the same affections, a clean tricked out rig, in our case a chromed out Peterbilt or Kenworth, a full load of fuel in our tanks, open dry good road, and are very much anti establishment, anti social types, who don’t do a suit & tie, don’t do a supervisor although its getting more these days with DOT mandating black boxes and in truck cameras monitoring our every move, and that damn GPS telling our shippers and so on our every mile, but still Truckers are in essence bikers, with a hell of a lot more steel and more wheels.

With XMSirius satellite, many of those late night over the road trucker radio shows went up to the sky, and no longer are on terrestrial or standard radio. Even fewer on AM.

Many in our organization saw this coming in 1994. In 1995 the then Hazzard County Knytes through our brothers in the UAITA, and regional subsidiary the Rode Knytes Association bought the remains of what was the Interstate Radio Network or IRN. From a small radio station in Price Utah KOAL, Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio was reborn, in 1998. Sponsored by the real Dixie Diesel Shop, not Dixie diesel service of St.George Utah. But the Dixie Diesel Shop of then Price, Spanish Fork, and Murray Utah, as well as the Dixie Diesel Shop of Preston, Malad, Blackfoot, Pocatello, and of course Tuttle Idaho.

There’s much more and I’ll be going into this further in days to come on our sister blog Dixie Diesel Tymez, (www.dixiedieseltymez.blogspot.com) HazzardAyre continues that tradition of Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio from midnight to 6:00AM .

What that is and all in my next entry.

L8R Ya’ll

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Luke 2:16-20“So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart. The shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.”

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Sunday, December 23, 2012

So I defriended them on Facebook, guess the war goes on?

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So went on line to check my Facebook, page and saw that the illustrious, and arrogant KMVT had said and reporting that snow was falling, like I didn’t know that, as I was out getting people back on the road west of Bliss.

Have been doing that most of the day. I-84 here outside of Twin Falls, has very slushy conditions, with freezing under the light snow pack making driving a real knuckle buster.

So saw that KMVT said , he’d like to hear from some weather spotters and so on.

So I looked and saw nowhere on thereof , a place to put anything on there, much less comment.

Guess the long battle between the Knytes-of-Anarchy including myself versus KMVT goes on. So I decided fine, keep pissing me off, and deleted them as friends and life goes on. Now again I tell you, aren’t you blessed to have HazzardAyre here where you can talk to us and we are not so stuck up?

Talking about HazzardAyre, did a Google search on us, HazzardAyre is getting some online buzz in the good column. That said, watch for expansions to the reach and influence HazzardAyre gains in 2013. We have a full crew coming on board, we now have an onsite engineer, and an onsite Computer IT tech, on board.

Just like our Towing competitors trying to nudge out Dixie And A1 aside, the local news agencies here, including KMVT News ought to move over because , HazzardAyre is here doing what few dare.

Just one question for KMVT, if your going to be on social networks like Facebook, be social, not stuck up. If you want information from viewers, then give us access or shut up.

Like Lee Iacocca said it in an old Chrysler K Car ad, I address this to KMVT, Lead, Follow, or get the hell out of the way.

By the way KMVT, anytime your joint comes up for sale again, let me know, HazzardAyre is ready to buy.

See ya’ll on the highway and on the radio.

B4 I go, got a blib from our guys in Nashville, HazzardAyre goes visual in May, 2013 with HazzardAyre TV.

More on that in my next posting.

L8R Ya’ll

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--Anonymous
Luke 2:11-14“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.””

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Politically Incorrect

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c1<<<<<<<< This flag just might be the salvation or at least the only path to divine salvation for this union.

Seems as the folks and I’m proud to be one of them, that believes in tradition like it was up in those hills as well as our southern nation. We think that Christmas should keep the word Christ in it, not be just abbreviated with an X, as in X_MAS, What he heck is that anyway? Then there is the thing of those that stay on the fence of believing in Christ and our Heavenly Father , that want to neuter the season by calling it just that the Winter Season, or Winter Break. Bullstuff. Christmas although astronomically incorrect is still the birth of Jesus Christ, our real savior who came down to this misguided and arrogant, ignorant earth, to save ALL of us from ALL of our sins.

No body goes through life without sinning, I don’t care how careful you are, from blaspheming our Heavenly Fathers name to coveting property. And even me although I might justify it as saving someone from a otherwise abusive environment, lusting after other’ women. But We all sin.

What lets me sleep, is knowing that when I curl up early mornings as I rarely get to go to bed before 07:00 hours , that’s 7:00 AM for you none military and mentally challenged .

But I rest easy knowing that no matter what I do, that God sent his only son to this earth to pay for my sins, by being crucified on a cross for my sins. And yes yours.

Bill Anderson the kountry singer said it best on his new album , with the title, I still believe in Christmas.

Oh sure there are those that trash a youngsters perception of Santa Clause, sure the time of year is meant more , now days for commerce that thanking God for giving us his son, to love as well, but think of this, and ask yourself what did you do for someone this Christmas?

If you want to see a picture of what this season and time of year really means , look at this>>>>44998_399197263495445_68203126_n<<<<

That’s my mentor and best friend Charlie with his new Granddaughter, and I can’t think of a more precious image of Christmas than that.

Yep I may be Pilitically Incorrect, but I’ll keep my love of good people, I’ll keep the standards I was raised with, I’ll keep my Hazzard County roots strong, I will salute this flag>>c1 I’ll sing the Dixie National Anthem, but most importantly I’ll keep Christ in and will continue to believe in CHRISTMAS.

Happy Christmas to ya’ll

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See Ya’ll on the Radio,

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Quote of the Day:
In matters of conscience, the law of the majority has no place.
--“Mahatma” Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Luke 2:11-14“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.””

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Guard, spy or employee? You decide!!

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Well here tiz Liz, another Sunday , where I should be asleep but am burning the nyte oil.

Seems as though the disbelief of many of the prospective females entering the Wolf-Pack should be, becoming belief, without doubt.

I know that , Helen, obtained Josh for two reasons, one a big black guy, being more of a guard to their safety, but also to infiltrate the inner circle. Okay not so much infiltrate but to gather intel. I’ll call Josh a JAFO. In military speak, a JAFO is defined as, Just, Another, Fucking,Observer. You might have heard that in the movie Blue Thunder.

Saturday came, the gals whether or not purposefully or not were missing and being distant. Okay, but at 15:30 hours, Charlie calls, wants to know where I’m at and if I’m going to the party? So gals not here, I took Josh.

I think the report to the gals will be, HazzardAyre and all that makes that mostly us, is not bullshit, but very real with solid financial backing and support and that they , best shyt or get off the pot. Charlie as much as I love him has some interestic quirks. Charlie is one who while my age has a condition of that of a toddler. What Charlie wants, or expects, Charlie wants now, or Charlie throws a tantrum. In the adult thought here, Charlie yells. But that must work as look at the success of Charlie and A1. It can’t be argued it works. I share, thankfully those same characteristics as well. Dixie Toewing as we spell it now to distinguish ourselves from the Mississippi   river tug boat company, was built upon the back of three toew companies, all owned by myself and my Dad, and his brother Bill. The handle of the company is a distant brother to that of what we started as the Hazzard County Garage, of Idaho that simply wrote the book of towing in Idaho. With 5 trucks stationed in 8 locations meaning 40 trucks total all over Idaho, Dixie Toewing is thee tow service. Now coupled with A1 Towing of Twin Falls, competitors need to just move over because there is no duplication. There is no equal than us.

Dixie Toewing backs HazzardAyre, was the founder of the Hazzard County Knytes, based upon a TV show(Dukes-of-Hazzard) and a major movie Hollywood Knights of the early 1980’s. The Hazzard County Knytes changed over into the Knytes-of-Anarchy in 2008 and is the brother organization of the AyreWolvez, {see more on that in WyldAyre Magazine.} HazzardAyre Magazine, backs HazzardAyre Radio and the rest most of you know the rest.

When visual aids are required to deliver a message to both members, prospective members and sponsors, we deliver it Hazzard County style, meaning great looking women dressed in very leggy threads. We will however never, ever do nudes or bikini’s I just don’t think that makes good Hazzard County photography. That’s why in everything we do, means these>>>41VDtBTA23L._SX342_ in these>>>>images 

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At 07:00 its Sunday now and I’m tyred so since its supposed to be the day of rest, that’s what I intend to do R E S T !!, except for toew calls.

See Ya’ll on the highway,

L8R TTYL

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Quote of the Day:
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--A. Whitney Brown
Luke 2:11-14“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.””

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Friday, December 21, 2012

THEM PESKY INFOMERCIALS AND WHAT U NEED TO KNOW

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Okay before I get started on my morning rant here need to relate some important info. As Ben would say it, Here’s the 5X5 from Hazzard.

Looks as though this west coast Cooter , might and I mean just might be finally after 20 years is going to be running as a hitched up highway hookin Confederate. Yep if all things I’m getting from my lady, Ole Cooter here is a getting hitched Hazzard style. Along with all the trappings more on Friday nights entry, but oh does it feel good. In time I’ll have a gal who looks hotter than a two dollar pistol and has the beauty of a true Latino Southern Belle, whose eyes could melt a cheese sandwich from across a room. Ain’t done my normal jumping in the sack yet, waiting until I tie the knot , as it’s the Christian thing to do. Plus my lady needs to get her current divorce final first. But it made me feel more important than Boss Hogg at a Hazzard County social last night at Anchors me with the hottest gal in the place, and all mine. Like Roscoe would say, “ I just love it, I love it.”

Seems as though rumblings from Hazzard says that there is a future edition of the Dukes in the works, and talks are going on, to put the Dukes back on TV on what is Family Net, a subsidiary of Rural TV/RFDTV.

Our doing? Only in part.

Also HazzardAyre the movie begins in May, so big doings for our soul of Hazzard County.

Okay then, you see late at night those pesky damn infomercials, and you think , “ Dang not this again?” But thar tiz Liz.

Some idiotic product or service that is poorly made, will come apart at high speeds and is susceptible to udder destruction at the slightest touch. Sounds like a new member of the Hazzard County Cheerleader squad, but no its not all that good.

However , not all of these products suck lead bricks.

One in particular is the MySleep Pillow. Ain’t ordered it yet, but the company involved is very credible.

What many of you don’t know is, TV networks and stations airing these half hour TV ads, get a kick back besides the time air rate. Many stations get at minimum of 15% sales commission on each one of those damn products sold.

The reason so many stations and networks run these things is TV ad sales themselves are not all that good right now, so to make the cash for their stash, they run infomercials.

Now then what if, and I mean if, a radical rebel hot rod everything club out west with its core being of Hazzard County and the Dukes were all of a sudden running a club membership recruitment informational infomercial?

That in my next entry, but my lady Helen, is due to be here at 10:00 Hours, so I’m off the sleep.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
Honk off, bozo.
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Luke 2:6-7“While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them.”

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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Oh our little darlings

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Morning ya’ll , colder than a mother in laws smile and a bankers smile.

Did you hear about that big bank fraud case overseas ? By UBS? Trillions of dollars, much civil lawsuits.

Did you know that yesterday was the deadline that all full power TV stations, cable TV and so on had to have in place equipment and that equipment running, so as to not have it where your watching a show or say the local newscast on KMVT, and hear Kelly Carlson come belching out with THIS SUNDAY at so and so. In other a loudness rule called the CALM act went into effect.

This means if your drama is at one level or volume setting the commercial can’t be any louder. Even if the ad was produced louder, now the TV station has to make sure that the volume level remains , level.

You can bet your butt, my VCR is set on a few stations around here mainly KMVT, so when they goof on this and you know they will, I can send proof to the FCC and let the FCC fine the station $10,000.00 per violation.

This of course means that all of KMVT’s networks, from the CW to FoX is going to have to have somebody there monitoring the sound level and making periodic adjustments as needed. No more auto computer doing it.

We here at HazzardAyre are making score cards to keep track of the fines from KMVT, KSAW, KTVB and so on. They didn’t do this with radio, see why we in radio are far superior? There’s somebody always at our control board. Guess the board operator at KMVT will have to stay put, not sneak off to the station cafeteria.

Finally, as reported we are going to roll out Highway Hooker Toewing as an experiment, to see what shakes. Dixie Toewing will remain intact in both Burley and Rigby, but for a year or so we are going to do things Highway Hooker style, with our side saddle being Hazzard County Choppers/AyreWolf Aviation, one downtown Twin Falls, the other out at the TF Airport.

Hammered out a bunch of things to the already applied to us talent. The one I hope gets on board is the gal, named Chantal. I think if my memory does not fade here, that she used to work at Stoney’s CafĂ© up in Mountain Home, if so I already know her very well and want her on camera for us. We see if she truly calls and comes on down.

The rest , naw. One was supposed to drop by yesterday, of course didn’t, okay coming to some strange guys house ALONE is spooky, but hey bring a guy pal, check us out, then dump us or not, or if not going to show use the cell phone with free long distance and call me, say I ain’t interested, I ain’t coming down, don’t make me just sit here waiting.

Then there is one that used to I guess work or at least used to be involved with the That One Place Bar. Which by the way I and the club could sue over the name, as Tommy Pistone of Salt Lake City and I made a federally registered trademark of , the name That One Place which opened in Midvale Utah in 1994. We ain’t cause its trivial and I like the management of That One Place up here in Buhl, that is damn near door to door located across the street from where our radio stations main studios will be housed.

There was one there whose sister was a manager, that I think was warming up to me, then there was this skinny mini blonde chick that had a cute name but damn if I can remember it now. But I don’t know how many $10.00 tips I gave her.

Small world huh?

Any way, watch TV today and lets see how many times KMVT or one of its networks screws the pooch with the CALM ACT.

Keep it tween the Ditches

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WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
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Luke 1:76-78“And you, my child, will be called a prophet of the Most High; for you will go on before the Lord to prepare the way for him, to give his people the knowledge of salvation through the forgiveness of their sins, because of the tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven”

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