HazzardAyre

Sunday, January 6, 2013

If you think guys are competitive you don’t know shyt about women

If you think its just us guys who are competitive, then you don’t know shyt about women. Not only are women competitive but women are equally as territorial and possessive than any critter on the face of the planet.

First too, women are extremely analytical , women want all and I mean all the details, not just a few, before they say yes or know.

Women have that 6th sense as well. They know by instinct what is dogshyt, and what ain’t.

However there comes the point of understanding.

Case-n-Point:

It doesn’t matter whether it’s a gal, we in the Knytes hire for in the studio, or a gal finds for his lady. Everyone male in the club, treats the gal like their sister. A good friend that just happens to smell better than the rest of us in the room, and can where a skirt better than some of the rest of us male corpuscles in the club.

Now there is a big difference and some of our new hires and such got this messed up to where it caused as much friction as an axe against a sharpening stone.

Being concerned and wanting to be helpful , can be considered as many here lately did, that , that concern and kindness is a method of some such of wanting to make MOVES on them. Excuse me, grow up ladies. The only and I repeat , and I have yet to see one do this, to get me interested in any gal beyond friendship, beyond her being a club sister, is for Gretchen Wilson to show up at my door, completely naked, with a roll of SKOAL, (Gretchen , Chews too), saying she’s mine. That’d do it. Shy of that I don’t want that family thing.

I love being able to get up when I want, go to bed when I want, go where and when I want, watch the TV shows and movies that I want, and not have to make my bed or some such or some such.

Now then, On Competitiveness . You get more than three gals competition for a job or career opening, which ours is. Working say for I-Hop, not bad, but that’s a job. Working for us, is a career, since what we teach ya’ll will not find elsewhere. But ya’ll get more than two going after the career opening, they will scream like somebody doing the wyld thing with them when they don’t want to. That competition gene in women goes to extremes. Many even though they will tell you up front and you say to them the same thing, friend but nothing else, have the guy interviewing two other women while she whoever it is, is in the room within ear range and the one lead gal, will do everything shy of gritting her teeth and growling letting the other gals thing the guy is hers. Sad party you don’t want this gal beyond a intern or new hire and a good gal pal, ya’ll even look at going out with her guy to the night bars or watching a NASCAR Race or Football game with. Then she gets these feeling of being insecure and wonders why ya’ll don’t want to go beyond that point of friendship. Its bewildering.

Sure I’ll hug a gal rather than shake her hand, while if it’s a guy I’ll shake his hand firmly rather than a hug. But that’s it.

One of my new so called Interns that bailed due to greed, gave all the signals she wanted more, but rejected those feelings when I applied them, yet here’s the thing. And if I could put it together it might be a Pulitzer Prize winner. Of a book that truly, defined the differences between men and women and what that new groom needs to know about his bride months if not weeks before he walks down the aisle . A sort of new wife Owners Manual. Like wise one for the gals, the Owners Manual of your guy, what does make him tick? Hand these out to each couple at weddings. Then he would know what he’s in store for and visssa verssa . Sure she might look super hot in those skorts hose and girdles , but when all that’s taken off she's, not only rank, but that goddess that you couldn't stop dreaming of suddenly becomes that gal you ask, “ Where’s my Princess” Your hottie became one of the evil step sisters.

You think you smell when you go shyt? Go in after she does. Oh and here is a warning , not just from Bill Engvall either. Do not try going in that bathroom while she is in there going poopoo. That is a barrier that must never be crossed because its equal to the insults you’ll get when she’s delivering a kid.

There are tons, and tons of things here.

Knowing when you special gal is going through Mother Natures monthly visit is prime. This way you can plan that just got to go on a bike ride, or your Marine friend in where ever is ill and needs you. Get out of the house if you can. The level of aggression at this time, is one of Defcon 4. Not quite explosive but close enough to it.

While in the business arena , we as employers can’t ask that specific question of when our female workers are going into heat, It’d sure be nice if you could. Then you could schedule their on duty hours within that framework. In other words, have the gals that are having their monthly off duty and replacing them with the ones that aren’t and vice versa. Then everybody would be happy and in good spirits.

So why have gals in the mix anyway if this is the problem? Hey it goes back to that saying I saw once in a Rest Area in Wyoming that read , “ This is Wyoming, where the men are men, women are women and the sheep are worried”

In our case , both the Women and Sheep are worried, but after all we are WOLVEZ, and in words, of, Bruce Almighty, “ That’s the way the cookie crumbles”

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
--Earl Wilson

1 Peter 1:13“[Be Holy] Therefore, with minds that are alert and fully sober, set your hope on the grace to be brought to you when Jesus Christ is revealed at his coming.”

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Saturday, January 5, 2013

The HNN WTF Report

Welcome to the HNN(Hazzard Nation News) WTF ,(I’ll let you draw your own definition) Report.

I am always amazed at the ads that are flung at us on such things as Facebook. Seems as if I always see some ad on there for me to join some damn online dating service, or looking at super hot gals. Does Facebook think that all guys are walking around with a partly stiff pecker?

About the only way to stop those ads is to say your involved or engaged. If you try to change your status in that regard, Facebook wants to know who your involved with. Damn snoops, shyt who I am seeing or not seeing is none of your damn business Facebook. Of course I wish there was a spot to click on your settings page for Facebook, that you flat don’t want to see such trash on YOUR page. Or offers for products or services that are rip off’s and even spammers, who will post an ad, but when you click on it, you get a virus or some sort of crapware that’ll kick the donkey of your computer.

While you and I know and will admit, I like the looks of a well kept, good looking lady who really makes it a point to look good, and has poise. Like this new prospect candidate I met from over yonder in Filer. No I ain’t interested in her that way, so turn off the suspicious switch. Thing is, and I hadn’t even thought anybody more would show up. I had pretty much brought myself to the conclusion that HazzardAyre would go on and all, but the entire gig, was to be done by me and only me.

Plus , having a possible police decoy or spy come in? I nearly didn’t open the door to let her in, but thought shyt, its 3 degrees out, might as well see her any way.

No touchy feely, nothing not in good taste and no taking off shoes or smooching anything. Just a nice conversation between two people, and telling the truth, that HazzardAyre is running lean, that wages couldn’t be paid if at all until late March, early April, and only once those wages could be based on billable on air hours.

She seemed fine with that, we parted all's well. But here was someone of quality that had a genuine interest, not someone that was nearly prostituting themselves to make a fast buck as some have. If someone is just looking for the money rather than the experience and pleasure of being on radio, right now strictly on syndication and in late February Internet radio, then they have no damn reason even applying.

I want a quality, enjoyable, entertaining product going on online out there, where people who show up to our website, to listen in can have something they really want to tune into. That’s what builds audience, that builds advertisers and that makes those billable hours of $50.00 that goes directly into our talents pockets.

Now on to TV.

I have been watching both Rural TV that merged with Family Net, still a very quality product out there. Now then overnight Family Net runs the old Nashville based variety talk show Crook And Chase. One of which died not too long ago. They show performances and interviews of people who have long since kicked the bucket. So if Family Net has only that, but we want to see something different, instead of changing the channel, we send RFDTV , Family Net’s parent, a demo pilot of something that is modern yet fits the image and genre of Family Net/Rural TV.

Think of HazzardAyre on both radio and TV on overnight? Or evening?

Okay that involves one of two things maybe both, but, its either drive to Omaha Nebraska where RFDTV is HQ’d, or, see em at NAB In Las Vegas in April.

Imagine a booth for HazzardAyre, at NAB, with a couple of our Hazzard Honeys, plus myself and my cohost. Giving out samples of HazzardAyre on both CD and DVD. To thousands of both radio and TV program directors, and station GM’s not to mention every damn TV and Radio network in the nation.

That again , builds audience, that builds advertisers, that equals billable on air hours of $50.00 an hour that pays the cohost and other’ on air wages.

This means to be at NAB on time this year, I have to get at least one and I think our Filer gal might be it, but get someone that can live without a BIG ass’d pay check for a couple of months, train her, and get it where we can do the normal HazzardAyre for radio and put that on CD’s plus, get the pilot for HazzardAyre TV shot, edited and duplicated several hundred times, then booking rooms, hey this old wolf sleeps alone in my own space. No women allowed. Any mile, the booking either ayrefare, or driving down there. And so on. Its mid January, NAB is in April, that means by St. Patty’s Day I need to have a product produced for distribution by the end of March to take to NAB.

Can it be done? Hell Bro and I brought the General Lee to fruition in 1981 in three months so me thinks this too can be done in two and a half, but only if I stumble upon that can pull their head out to Git-R-Done. But gal or no Gal this old wolf IS going to NAB this year.

Flu meds kicking in, but yea, old Facebook, take down the sex ads from my fb page, please.

L8R Ya’ll TTYL

Quote of the Day:
If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
--Earl Wilson

Isaiah 1:16-17“Wash and make yourselves clean. Take your evil deeds out of my sight; stop doing wrong. Learn to do right; seek justice. Defend the oppressed. Take up the cause of the fatherless; plead the case of the widow.”

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Something local Radio in Idaho has missed

To understand how a Confederate rebel, digs this kind of thing is hard for many.

But consider this, at night on cable and/or satellite TV , outside of a very few of maybe 3 or 4 channels the rest carry nothing but infomercials.

So I was watching TV one night and caught Selena Gomez on Wizards of Waverly Place, then came the show that got me hooked. >>> So I started digging on the music. Investigating a bit further found that there was no station in all of Idaho. Really in ultra conservative Idaho? No then saw Debby Ryan in the for Disney made movie,

which really got me into it. Well after two years of negotiation it looks like we’ll finally be able to put up a network station, on our AM at 10/90 AM KTOW

Kay Tow(toe) when not running Highway Hooker Radio the only radio anywhere for us trying to make a buck driving a tow truck. We’ll be running which amongst other programming from the Radio Disney network is: as well of course, So ya’ll see the Wolf and the Knytes do have our softer side. Wholesome programming for tots to tweens to late teens. KTOW is the only station in Idaho. But the question I have is, why did everyone else miss this? Why didn’t some of the other station GM’s and program directors think not to do this? Glad they didn’t cause once again , good old KTOW Kay Tow(toe) AM 1090 will.

Stay tuned.

It was great visiting with yet another prospective on air talent that I had thought was over considering events of the last few days.

The total explanation that Both KDXB FM and KTOW AM resurrection is still in the cultivation stage, not yet able to pay wages. She was fine with that.

The only reason I was not on air last night and did a rebroadcast of my old shows was I caught a bit of the crupe to where I could not stop coughing, and had a slight fever.

One of the advantages of having this baby in my room in my house, is I can run it even from a sick bed.

Hope this new talent from Filer comes on board , I was greatly impressed by both her demeanor and her go for it attitude. She’s just taking us for a test drive, but this could be the who we rather I was looking for, for the radio gig.

Again stay tuned, is just around the next curve.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
--Confucius

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Oh well I tried

Glad I didn’t move everything from my shop.

Thanks to some filth expressed by a few wanna be on air people,

it has come to where looking eastward is a better thing than remaining in Twin Falls.

Besides I need my shop, my space, my operation without leaning or relying on someone else.

The simple truth here is the club was built on the back of the Hazzard County Garage of Hagerman(aka-Hazzard) and the shop was built upon serving the members of the club, and then the public. Just like HazzardAyre is. HazzardAyre is built and will continue to be built to serve the club first and those who support the club second, all others, just fall in line, enjoy if you wish, but don’t obstruct either. Like us if you want to, switch the dial if you don’t , same goes with our blogs and our printed paper read it if you want, don’t if you don’t like it. Nobody is holding a pistol at your head.

I at first, didn’t want to move to Twin Falls. Thought that teaming up with A1 was a good idea, but with all the crap over some gals that didn’t want to do this gig anyway and loved just to tease, calling A1 all day, has soured the milk, so need to remove myself from an explosive situation and head back east. Plus there was no promised job here yet any way.

Some people miss the idea of an INTERN. An intern is someone who is not paid anything, but wants to learn a task or job or develop a foundation to establish a career on. That’s what I was offering.

Now that said, and I explained numerous times, this but the words fell on deaf ears.

That full employment, would come once we had moved into the place both in Buhl, and here in Twin Falls provided they serve a few months internship here. But again all the read is what they want to read, and see what they only want to see.

The other half of this as I put it in other reports and entry’s, this was a test, ONLY A TEST, to see if there were enough, qualified, let me repeat QUALIFIED and somewhat EXPERIENCED people here to warrant going full tilt on two facilities, the one in Buhl as well as here in Twin Falls. Not get a bunch of single mothers who are down on their luck, that think they can shake their behinds in front of me and then me open up the treasury of the club to pay them for nothing done.

Okay then.

Saw an incoming email, from RFDTV about their interest in us. Not a bad one at all in fact that has promise.

While, I’m not a big fan of Burley, and even what I went through there, there were some positives there.

First out of $698.00 then $400.00 went to rent, $175.00 went to shop rent. That left $123.00 over. Not bad. That gave me breathing room money wise every month. Out of that $123.00 came $80.00 , $40.00 for the gal in Blackfoot who did the bean counting, although at times confused as to who to pay and how much, but still got it done, and the $40.00 for my phone. That still left me $43.00 that I could party and have fun with. Today that would leave me $55.00 from what SSA gives me.

So with a consistent income why do I do this service to the club, put myself through hell, and all.

Simple, the club was there for me when my Mom died, when few others weren’t. Then there is that low ball income from SSA.

Why instead of people trashing and hashing over it, admire and try to help someone, that is working like hell to improve their situation? So as not to be dependent on Government. Like Big C, I too have a dream of our own , more over MY Super Station. In Big C’s situation it’s a super tow service and all. That is still one of my own dreams, but not as big of one as having AyreWolf Aviation and all bigger than what it is, having Hazzard County Choppers and Dixie Toewing bigger than what it is, and the main one having a radio station that is pure, hit the air flying, fight the system, anti-establishment , balls to the wall radio, done Hazzard style.

And I’ll continue to work at that, even if a few don’t like it, and I’ll do it myself as I have since 1974 when we first fired up in that big house on the hill in Hagerman. Any way my life is fun.

Some say ignorance is bliss, I say arrogance and being stuck up is Twin Falls. For that matter southwestern Idaho. But here in yet another part of no go Idaho, Oh well I tried.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
--Anonymous

Titus 2:11-12“For the grace of God has appeared that offers salvation to all people. It teaches us to say “No” to ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright and godly lives in this present age,”

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Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Stupid is as stupid does.

B4 I get into my usual rant here, want to say there are some women who have some real brass ones. Dig this, one of my discharged interns, Jenn, called and wanted to know when pay day was? Really? Pay for what? What did you do? Come over here with a baby, bull for a few hours but no modeling, keep me waiting, making me sideline my other duties, for you? Really? Pay, naw, try another sucker lady.

The other one presumably has hurt her back, if she does work she would be injured worse. Okay two down, although in Helen’s case I’m holding her spot, just in case.

Then there was this other one by the name of Christy. Said for sure she’d be here today at 13:00 hours, not even any communication. Bullsbreath. I wait all damn day, detouring projects I have that is burning so I can be here? Naw, not for me. But we brought in a new producer and will have access to a 4000 square foot facility with offices and all, so things are turning although slow. But then this is Idaho, more over Twin falls. That even though we did move forward a bit, is still 50 years in the rears. Maybe in the next 50 , Twin Falls will move to the 21st Century, and HazzardAyre and KDXB FM, will be here giving it a push. Only two things will happen here, either the stubborn mule is going to swallow, or choke. That said, these timid women are right here where they need to be. Sad thing is, even the gals in Utah, mainly Salt Lake City are more open minded and not scared of a little radio studio in someone’s house.

With my new producer and manager Ceaser, I can get back to what I do best, build rat rods, and custom bikes days, tow in the evening, and be on radio overnight. And create rather than be burdened by the business side of the station here.

In short I’m not a marriage counselor , I’m not a welfare social worker, I’m not a relationship therapist, what I am, am, is a retired Marine aviator who builds aircraft, builds bikes, and drives a tow truck, and of course your voice inside your radio, with a 40 grade point, diploma.

Beyond that, give me my iron horse, a dry warm highway gas money and leave me alone, because believe it or, I’m not a very social type, more like anti-social.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
Even as water carves monuments of stone, so do our thoughts shape our character.
--Hugh B. Brown

We’re supposed to be the bad ass’s and the mysterious ones women yearn for?

In legendary review, its supposed to be us bikers and/or aviators that are the mysterious bad ass’s that are supposed to attract women like a magnet attracts metal.

I thought when I first donned my gold aviators wings that I would snag a Kelly McGillis like Tom Cruise did in top gun.

All it got me was being shyt faced in a Tokyo bar, alone, with a dirty set of dress whites.

Same rang true with the bike bit, there I was in club cut, on my HD Sportster and all I got was a ticket and a long chewin by the local fuzz.

So where are these super hotties, that seem to just flow over these bad guys?

You see em on such films as Fast and Furious, those tight butts, hot legs, heels so sharp they could puncture a cement slab and the just seem to pour over Vin Diesel like maple syrup over hot cakes. Yet no matter how I try , if I do get lucky to even get close to a good gal, I end up getting kicked in the teeth.

So I wanna know , If all these women that seem to cream their underwear over bikers and pilots, why the hell am I alone?

Damn if I know.

Its still cold as hell out, warmer in Evanston Wyoming than it is here in Twin Falls Idaho. Gives one a Ziggy complex. You remember Ziggy? If it snows or is the coldest place anywhere, it’s where I am at. Last year I was in Burley, cold as hell there, warm here in Twin, although a bit better overnight, its still too damn cold. Scared of firing LexiBelle, as cold as she is, without hardly any coolant she’d snap a wrist pin or connecting rod just as sure as I am walking. So pretty much hanging tight today here at the Wolf’s Den, doing odd chores, doing some snoring, and fetching more stuff from Burley on Thursday.