Saturday, January 19, 2013

Running away from the obvious and who can withstand the winter storms

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Before ya’ll get on me for trashing RFDTV, don’t. I think RFDTV and its creators are doing a pretty fair job.

I’m thankful that they are here on regular rabbit ears TV here in Twin Falls. However the program line up since RFDTV took over Family Net has suffered. There used to be three shows a day to capture my attention. That has been curtailed to one. WKRP in Cincinnati .

There is no more Movin On, and only a half hour of Wretched TV, something strange since Family Net/Rural TV’s affiliate is a Church owned operation here.

Then of course there is that Mollie B, that’s on that old fart Polka TV thing. Wonder what’d happen if Mollie B were to be gave a new gig, singing some more upbeat southern rock or southern kountry. In fact I’d like to see RFDTV do a southern Rock/Southern Kountry show. In fact outside of HeeHaw, there ain’t much to tune into on RFDTV on the weekends.

Recently I heard a thing that the CoX Cable Networks were yanking RFDTV and its networks off its channel line up. Here in our area, Cable-One will not run RFDTV or our local affiliate, although PMT Cable a local co-op Cable provider out of Rupert is running all the stations from River Bend Church. From KBAX to Family Net.

But without better more popular programming, why would a good cable system or that, run RFDTV?

I used to be very positive about RFDTV. But my affection or appetite has been somewhat been soured. First one account executive thought a set of commercials about a group of kountry flying enthusiasts was just to racy? Really, heck I’ve seen worse on Larry’s Kountry Diner.

Heck even HeeHaw, but our TV ads are not good enough? Or to trashy?

If RFDTV thinks their too good for our club, then maybe RFDTV is to trashy to be associated with HazzardAyre or our radio or TV system and OUR network.

Maybe the cause, Patrick, of CoX pulling away from you, might have to do with RFDTV’s attitude. My Mom said it best on our farm. The Bird that flys to high, usually ends up in a cow pie. Maybe Patrick and the RFDTV organization might want to look itself in the mirror.

Soon the only way anybody is going to watch RFDTV is going to be Dish or DirecTV, and we know how much satellite has lost subscribers and business.

And who has weathered the winter storm of media? Who remains as strong, fight the system and truly independent? HazzardAyre, that’s who.

Now again I say it, aren’t ya’ll glad there is : HazzardAyre Radio and HazzardAyre TV?

Stay tuned.

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A good composer does not imitate; he steals.
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The big Stink of 2013

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The fever has hit the HazzardAyre studios once again, so once again we’re rolling out the Big Stink 6780754691_c467aa3d6b where

these>>>>Ultra Sense--you've got pull--various women's 93 or these>>>>>2592947454_293963b36a could win you big wq-money-woman>> Money however there are rules, first no personal visits, and you have to be willing to give up your hose. But here’s the thing, you send us your worst smelling nylon hose preferably Ultra Sense--you've got pull--various women's 93 along with name, and some contact 411 so we know how to tell you, if you won. And our panel of judges will test via or olfactory senses, and then make a decision. Your hose will then be on display as part of our new studios in Buhl. Kinda kinky I know but hey its our determination of the preservation of the fashion icon and accessory Ultra Sense--you've got pull--various women's 93 So hey . Please no guys wearing hose to win bucks, and we know. PH levels and all. Our selection process is very scientific. So send in your hose and who knows you could win big wq-money-woman for your stinky hose that will be made part of our historical display, at the big new facility, in Buhl.

All from your friends on the road inside your radio, KDXB FM/KTOW AM , Buhl and West-Point Idaho.

Send your hose to: SAMCRO MC 120 Washington #1 Twin Falls Idaho 83301 Attn: Big Stink.

More on air, L8R Ya’ll

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Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
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James 1:2-3“[Trials and Temptations] Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance.”

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Tempting Fashion Sense or Fashion Scents?

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I was going to report on our fund raising activities plans, but I’ll forgo that for another entry, as this I couldn’t go off air and all this Saturday morning without commenting on our blog here.

As I was saying on air last night, our new prospective Intern Sylver, had a blip on her Facebook page that for some odd reason, just went on mine about some hot high heels she had just bought. These things were okay looking but looked more like small step ladders, that one could wear.

I know women wear these things for style and to attract, but first of all Sylver needs no accessories to attract, second how any woman could wear these things is beyond me.

Any heels. First when you walk in these things they make you constantly feel like your going down hill. You have to really work at balancing yourself, heck its easier learning how to balance a Soft tail Harley than walking in high heels. How do I know? I had to dress in some doing a gig once in drag, you had to have been there to appreciate that. Another one of those nylon moments as well, with the leaving thought on that of, why can’t they do something like putting instructions on a pair of nylons package of how to just put the damn things on? Guess women, even girls learn that early or its just natural. But for a guy, COMPLICATED.

So then I got to thinking, if I were to ask Sylver to wear these things on a photo shoot, would she? More over would it be the 20 question shuffle? Just like I have yet to pitch the toew kiss thing to Sylver. I’d rather have it to where instead of me asking, she’d just offer em up ,like snacks at a party. Completely spontaneous.

Maybe sometime in the future.

But I wondered, and not criticizing, just curious, if women are not trying to attract, why buy heels like those? More over is it just because they like them, or is it that they want to put out bait?

Any mile, thought I’d bring that up, as I close the show so I can close my eyes.

L8R Ya’ll

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At times the whole world seems to be in conspiracy to importune you with emphatic trifles.
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I do what I do because I care for those who tune in the most.

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Last night I had this guy call in the radio show, and ask the question of , since I don’t get any money doing what I do, radio wise , why do I sweat, and stress over the radio gig?

Because I have been where many of you who tune in to me at night through early morning have been, maybe even where your at right now.

I can remember my first OTR driving job. It was just before Christmas, I had just barely turned 20, and Volco Builders now Franklin Building Supply of Twin, had a load of toilets going to Lewiston Idaho, with a load of fresh cut Christmas trees coming back from GrangeVille.

I got the load of commodes up to Lewiston okay, but coming back , with the trees, one of the worst winter storms I’d have ever been in. Of course there was a trucker style radio show on then, but in those canyons to McCall, no good reception, and even then the warnings of the storm, hadn’t gotten to those trucker shows back east until 4:30 AM, meaning by the time I heard about it, I was already through it. I thought there’s got to be something I can do about this.

Then there was the nightmare I relive yearly in my sleep, now thank God, really.

It was just after the New year, 1983. I went on a bull haul run to Wisdom Montana just over the Idaho/Montana line cresting Lost Trail Pass.

Mel, Roy, and I and another had just ate in Salmon, Idaho. We was getting rained on pretty bad but paid it no mind, Got right about the first 1/4 mile up Lost Trail, when Mother Nature decided to snow. And I MEAN SNOW, 2-1/2 to 3 inches and hour. Chains helped but we were using three railers and more just to get up the hill. We finally did, got loaded and headed back down, but in the heavy effort, burned out the diaphragm of my injector pump. I could run at 50 miles an hour, and no idling. Our little convoy was a bit tired, and stopped in Spencer Idaho in the parking lot, Mel got in the back, and all snug, here I sat up front, with a foot on the pedal keeping the engine going to maintain the heater in sub zero cold. Here’s something strange. We were parked in the parking lot of an LDS Church, and the only thing on the radio was LDS Conference, but even the powerful KSL 50,000 watt signal was scratchy. And while I marveled at the music from the LDS Choir, I thought isn’t it a shame, there isn’t another station near here with a repeat of conference and music that came in better. What if there was a radio station geared towards us OTR drivers that combined biblical teachings, and preaching with great songs of Jesus, that was directed to us truckers? That’s two examples but I think your getting the idea.

Then there was that haul I made from Utah to Idaho Falls one year. 80 head in a triple deck bull wagon. Inside dual on the front bogies flat. The trick, without unloading all these bulls, to pull those tires, put a spare on, and haul into at least Downey, as I was stalled between Malad and Downey, snow at least two inches and pounding down. I got it done, but only to get in the truck to hear some of that tribal hip hop rap shyt. I wanted at least Waylon or Conway Twitty, not that jack me up crap. I needed smooth calm me down tunes. Thought was how come there ain’t a station near here with somebody in the booth, who knows just what a white knuckle night like this is all about on the road and playing something accordingly?

That’s why Dixie Diesel Radio was born, that’s why Highway Hooker Toew Trucker Radio was born. And why I do what I do. I’m here delivering for those who deliver for and flat deliver this nation, the American Trucker, and the American Independent Towing Professional. That’s why I’m here.

So then the detractors say why women? Hey guys like a soft, velvety female voice when stressed. The other reason I need a second seat is, simply, what happens if I’m in my time period on the air, especially in winter, and Big C, hollers about needing me, or I get a call to my own company for a tow call? What am I supposed to do? Shut down the station and leave ya’ll high and cold? Bullshyt.

Sure I can go to network, but what about storm warnings or road closures? You need to know that when it happens, but if I’m on a tow call, I’m not in the studio, so can’t tell you what you need to know.

So having the female second seat solves the problem. Thing is not everybody can do this, the way we do it. And two due to recent incidents, I need to pick people who are acceptable to SAMCRO MC, The Knytes and ultimately YOU. The club now mandates 3 to 6 months of probation none paid internship, training and on air. No more, no less.

So to answer, Inspector Gadgets question, I do what I do because I care for you who tune me in the most, the American Trucker. And I’ll do it as long as I can, even if I never get paid.

However, bills do crop up, and we do need to raise some money to stay on air.

How we plan on that, next entry.

L8R Ya’ll

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There should be no yelling in the home unless there is a fire.
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Friday, January 18, 2013

Really messed up, but then that’s why we’re here.

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There is a saying I’ve been touting around the shop here lately, that says don’t groove on everything online or Internet. More over the supposed fan page of those who dig tow trucks.

A person gets in this industry on three levels, one as an owner/operator, like myself. That has pride in my ability to render service at times of despair to motorists of all kinds. From Long haul truckers to just a lady in an SUV going to the store. Of course being independent I can reduce my hourly rate, to suit the customer. Ones you know can pay or has insurance coverage, standard rate, even mine is lower than most motor clubs. Less for those who buy food on food stamps. Hey they will remember you when they need you again.

But I ‘m getting away from the point.

Another way someone gets into the industry as a driver. Collects a pay check, goes home at a given time except for call outs in a real emergency, but to them it’s a job.

Then there are the drivers, who aspire to be career toewing professionals that is the person I like to hang around with. People who take pride in this industry. And treasure older trucks and people who have been in the industry for years. One’s that remember when the industry had what we call Toew Bro’s and were there to help with advice. Or who remember the efforts that many of us have busted our butts to improve the image and all the industry and profession, and get upset when the new comers just want to tare down what we have been working so long to fix.

Of course then , comes a time to clean out the Facebook friends list and pages one follows , just simply that no matter what you do, it ain’t going to help, your getting ignored and simply because you know there is no real common ground.

So I went in, delisted or unfriended a ton of so called friends, unliked , I Love Tow Trucks, and so who cares?

On ours here , called Highway Hookers is a page that is for the real small number of trucks, of one or two man tow services that are more rural, or at least not very urban toewing professionals, that still run older rigs, pay through the nose for most things, but who have pride in what we do.

That’s why there is and has been since 1988 an organization that remains part of the Knytes-of-Anarchy called, The Rode Knytes Association of the Mountain West. And why there is this Facebook group called the Highway Hookers yes co named after my other small company running out of West-Point and Emmett Idaho. Highway Hooker Toewing. While Dixie Toewing still is us here in Twin Falls, Burley and Rigby Idaho.

Justly its good that there is HazzardAyre to keep YOU informed, and why we are the ones taking to the air, both region wide on our own radio network, and going XM/Sirius in 2014 with a toew channel there.

But somebody not willing to do something simple in redoing a prayer for us in towing , by just taking out the W word. Naw that ain’t for me, I got too much pride in my profession and industry to start slyding back.

Ain’t going to do that. Sorry Jay and BR, but it only takes one or two bits of manure in the holding tank to sour the milk.

L8R Ya’ll am back in bed,.

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For greed, all nature is too little.
--Seneca, Roman statesman and author
1 Corinthians 10:13“No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it.”

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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Pride in our Industry and profession

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You can always tell those that have been in toewing a long time and those that haven’t. You can also tell those who have pride and affection for this thing we do.

Case-n-Point, saw a thing on I Love Tow trucks on Facebook. A Tow truck Drivers Prayer, sounded good and all except when I saw on multiple lines the W {Wrecker} word, in there. One describing the person doing the job, and one describing the truck doing the job.

About the late 1980’s, a beloved friend of mine who published what became the bible of this industry , publication called Tow Times. His name John Hawkins the 3rd. He started a campaign to rid the industry of describing us and our trucks with the W word. Many of us have since disbanded and disregard the W word. Even teaching law enforcement to not call us or our rigs the W word.

So when I see the term , I immediately jump in and will defend the image upgrade and stop or try to get people not to use the W word.

Call us Hookers, toew truck driver, Road service technician, and our trucks anything besides the W word. Wreck is what we fix or remove from the road way. Wreck is also a term for those in the junk car or vehicle recycling business. Not us. Most of us have paid thousands of dollars in training, upgrading our trucks and cleaning up the evil image of towing. We do not need anybody allowing the degradation of our profession and industry by slyding back into the use of the W word.

The Rode Knytes Association and myself have and still run Public Service Announcements on TV on three area stations, paid for by US. We established a radio station KTOW here in Idaho for us who tow, plus we are just months from finalizing an agreement with XM/Sirius to launch the first XM/Sirius Radio channel for the towing industry especially us independent toewers.

We don’t need anything to hurt the effort.

Our industry has came a long, long way, from being seen as the fat greasy guy with a tattoo, on his arm with a cigar sitting on an overpass over the highway waiting for a little old lady in an old Ford Falcon to break down then swooping in like an owl on a mouse. Or scalping people, we helped establish a towing industry code of ethics. We tow drunk drivers home free on weekends and holidays year round so they don’t drink and drive. These efforts are doing good improving our image. We’re getting respect from both the law and public, so yes I’ll bark anytime I see anything or anyone degrading our industry, including writing in anything like a Tow Truck Drivers Prayer using the W word.

Until the afternoon on KTOW ,

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Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.
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Once again being ignored, but not for long.

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I always love how the urban big city and not of the Mountain West tow pages and people love to ignore us here in Idaho and especially us one and three truck family tow services.

We exist out on the open ranges and not always in the lush pavements of those mega, new truck, super fleets.

Oh sure I’d love as much as anyone a new $500k rotator, or that new $80k rollback. But the difference is keeping things small, having everything I run paid for and still trying to make a buck a fair buck doing this profession, is by a far cry much different than in those big cities where making $5,k before breakfast is a common occurrence.

But should our voices not be heard? Should our trucks not be seen, hey our rigs may be old, but they look good, even with a few hundred thousand miles on em, and again ours is all paid for, and maintained by ourselves, usually the owner which is usually the guy answering that midnight sub zero cold call. If one of us gets sick with the flu, there isn’t many who can sub for the owner driver. Unless gifted with a son , daughter and even a wife properly trained to go out a fetch a stranded motorist. Yet should we get ignored?

I read this thing on Facebook called I Love Tow Trucks. Put up many postings and yet I never get acknowledged for it. More over they are doing up this thing of truck of the week, why not feature one of our older workhorses? They asked for another administrator. I said I’d do it, not even one mention of my interest.

It’s just like in the late 80’s, there was this big pow-wow in Medford Oregon. After wanting to for several years I’d mustered up the funds to go. So I piloted my mini service unit, up to Medford. First there was the amount to stay at this posh motel there, $150.00 a night? Really? Couldn’t they have gave show attendees a break on price? Then went to some seminar that cost me $300.00. Only to be insulted by one of Speeds Towing’ operators there saying something along the lines of, ah he’s just some small tow service out of Idaho.

Know what, I let my TRAA membership run out, and did little in ever going to something like that again.

It was about that time I started working on bringing to boil even more so an organization of us small rural one man operation to a group of again us smaller companies. Why should we not have access to all this training that the bigger cities and such gets? How about WreckMasters, which had not yet came about, nor had TRAA’s certification program, but The Rode Knytes Association our group started a thing under law enforcement director at the time, Kelly Pierce , called Road Resque Certification. Program is still in operation.

Part of the growth of KTOW Radio is in large part because of The Rode Knytes.

But try to get fancy smancy Facebook pages like I Love Tow Trucks to even give us a tip of the hat? To put it, If I held my breath for that tip of the hat, I’d turn blue.

When John Hawkins of Tow Times Magazine in fact the creator of such, called for an industry wide declination of the use of the word WRECKER or as he called it the W word, we in the Rode Knytes all were on board. In fact many of us changed names of our companies to get rid of the W word.

The list could go on, but whether it be a pink truck of which 3 of mine wear, simply because I saw a pink and yellow truck on a long ago TV movie that had one that I thought was hot, combined with a black pink 75 Road Runner with that combination of colors, and with a name of Highway Hooker Toewing, couldn’t do nothing less.

Any mile more on the radio overnight, but thought ya’ll ought to know and by the Way Jay, and BR how about giving us and me some credit.

L8R Ya’ll

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