Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Desex my what?

aryders blues

Thys crap started in the early 70’s late 60’s , the want to equalize the genders.

On it’s surface equal pay for equal job tasks. okay I’m fine on that .

Then came Gloria Steinham, who said women are not just a cheap piece of meat(tail) to be ogled over.

So the desexing thing crept in.

Protests on everything that even smacked of making a gal, a hot thing to stare at was underway.

From the Miss America pageant to protesting with such things as burning bras to no wearing nylons came into being. But hey we had to respect that. Then Guys started turning gay confused as to gender roles, and just frustration over the fact that the princess’ that we fantasized over were now looking like guys?

Hey God did not make genders to be used by the same gender. As it is, as far as copulation and coitus as far as equipment, God made toys for the guys, for the gals, and gals had toys for guys it is that simple.

Heck even steers get hot over heifers. Not other steers.

So got reading in For Bikers Only, (The Magazine) a article of just what makes a biker babe or biker chic.

Of course the thought is glued on the notions of those hotties we see in EasyRiders, not real not so size 2 bike honeys.

Most of EasyRiders gals, are models with very few ever getting any closer to a bike than the photo op. Most would rather tease than please, rides in a limo, with a poodle mut in her purse. And has those stripper heels that if not careful is going to gouge the fancy paint on that fuel tank on that lowered chopper.

Same goes for just about any photo op of any gearhead publication. When in fact none of those gals would ever have the time of day for one of us, who ryde or truck. Never would happen. Those gals are not ones who you’ll see at Flying J or the Wayside CafĂ©, at 2:00AM slurping coffee.

The politically correct and some religious types will tell you that creaming your jeans over gals is just wrong. And that steam, is over gals that are skinny.

Just like this gal we have in our church group I go to on Monday’s. Yesterday night, she came in blue as heck over the fact she felt she did not look good cause she’s heavy. Truth be known had she not she got hitched in 3 hours just before Evening services one night I was going to take a run at her. She’s beautiful. Or another there, that we’ll call Josey, the first night I went to evening services, she came over and sat next to me, the first one in that entire congregation to do so. I’d marry either one of them, but I’m getting off center and topic here.

It’s like the radio op here, for many years its been find someone that is a super model that can do radio. At least that’s been the club’s idea. Now one of the most intelligent and best know female radio co-hosts is Robin Quivers of Howard Stern 101. Robin is not by any measure a super model, but she looks good, even though overweight, she’s witty, humorous, and has a lot to give. Somebody like I’d like to find for here at HazzardAyre Radio, but again off subject.

What the feminazi’s as Rush Limbaugh calls em, said if it looks good, in your neighborhood, don’t go near. She’s not a toy for your amusement. Just run around like your blind.

Now then , you get skinny mini’s over at Anchors Bar And Grill who we have delisted as a sponsor of the Knytes, as many of the gals there just like to tease. They wear next to nothing and yet approach them to do a photo op for the Knytes or an MC, its no, you say but you’d rather strut in front of a bunch of drunk to near drunk white shirt types, yet we ask and it’s a no? Bullsbreath.

The fact is though if you’re a guy your going to look even if she does talk smack.

Example, a site ad on Facebook, comes up for some product. If it has a pretty babe posing in the ad or the side banner YOU WILL LOOK, even though she has nothing to do with the offer.

God in his infinite wisdom, designed me to be attracted to women, of all sizes. Looks go away after about age 35, then everything starts dropping, wrinkles, cheese grater legs the whole thing. Creams to cover, spandex and spanx to suck it in, but the real beauty is inside. Does she believe in God? Can she keep her powder dry, until marriage? Is she morally clean? If so that’s the kind of gal I want, for my own SheWolf, and on air here at HazzardAyre.

L8R Ya’ll

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Monday, May 6, 2013

The end of a very long day

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The end of a very long day.

The idea of long nights for a purpose is good, staying up awake and rushing home to entertain a future prospect who really did not have any intention of working here, is another. Not something worth doing. It happened Saturday night, somebody gets me all jacked for being on air, I stay up instead of going stream mode, and she says not more than a half hour before she was to be here that her friend is dropping a baby. Really? And you couldn’t let me know that earlier? So I am all tied, took several hours to work off the mad, missed church Sunday morning. So go to evening services, rush home to be here by 21:00, so a while longer another shows. I thought it was somewhat a go, then she says, not really? If your not sure honeys don’t bother me. I’m doing 17 hour days between toewing, flying and on air. My body and mind is about to break. Then there’s this one at church that keeps teasing me even though, she's now hitched. Says she wants to learn radio etc. Really? Its crap or get off the pot time.

I’m not begging anymore.

See Monday nights we have this group, out at the River. Great people, but their boo-hoo stories, make me feel damn fortunate. I have a nice place to live, plenty of food, a near endless supply of gas thanks to part timing it at A1, My bills paid, and I have not now nor ever have had an addiction, except maybe the addiction of the need to get hitched. Shyt, there are all these losers that some of these people yap about living with off spring and all, and I wonder , and I’m alone? That part of my life I handed off to God years ago, but that’s my only real problem. My offering jobs and such to some that could use it and my hand gets bit, you don’t bite the hand that feeds you. But I’m not Jesus, I don’t have his patience, or understanding. You want my jobs, come over, but be sure.

I even reworded the job listing on CL, no experience in radio or TV, hit the streets. I’ll train somebody, but they better come in with a I’ll stick to it attitude or I damn well don’t even want to talk to them.

If only there was a media school in Idaho.

Oh but there might be coming,

that’s next in the afternoon Tuesday.

I’ve been up too long so I’m headed to bed.

L8R Ya’ll

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knyte tail.

Another who could not see the forest for the trees

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I’m often perplexed by those who apply for jobs and assignments here at HazzardAyre or at any of the clubs establishments.

Like our latest, who kep explaining to me that she was about to loose her car, her house because she had little to no money. So because no job will pay her immediately, she might loose her things any way.

What I fail to miss and it may be the fact I’m closest, to it is. If this gal who is a super fox by the way had stuck it out, doesn’t she realize the club would have paid that rent, and back car payment? The club is doing that for members all the damn time. And even though an employee is not quite a patched member they’re still part of our extended family, and that means miracles go to those who stick with us.

It just amazes me the stupid or level of not observing, the entire picture. Rather all too many just see the small picture in front of them and don’t see all and don’t hear all that’s being told to them.

Not doing so, is like saying you believe in Jesus Christ, but never reading the bible, you only get a part of the story.

Oh well.

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I just joke in my head about these gals who email me off of the ad that’s on CL and tell me they are all that, but turn out to be just as

much with their heads inside their shell, and shy of a gun shot nothing will get em to come out.

So I spent more time last night in air pre trying to introduce a new gal to the operation. Asked her if she was serious, she ultimately declined, but I knew she would.

Even though our content is sound, even though our money is way above every other media outlet in this area, let alone town, we simply are in the wrong spot, to recruit feminintile talent.

These gals are so messed up emotionally, morally, and just plain messed up, that there is no way in hell we can pull this off, after all this ain’t Nashville, Miami or Los Angeles. Talent agencies are not bubbling over here, nor places with trained radio people just waiting for a spot on HazzardAyre.

Now do I think , had we been in a bigger studio on some main drag here that she’d have been more incline to stick her toe in, sure I do. But again until I see something or someone concrete, to encourage me to expand this operation beyond the house walls. I’m saving the club money and keeping it inside the house.

Plus with the vision of eastern Idaho next year this time well, , but when it came to the two new ones I told ya’ll that they’d never measure up or do it.

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Maybe, maybe not its in her court now.

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Had a great visit with a tremendous gal, that could be an on air. Now she says, gotta think about it. For her the prospect thing will be short because I can see her coming in learning quick and generating dollars that enables a paycheck. For once doing something for it. However it’s a thing of maturity. The gal that showed yesterday has the foxy looks, but at 19 , can you see her being grilled by Howard Stern, much less me? Somehow I don’t see that. Our new prospect says she knows honey’s okay now its in her court, says she’ll give me an answer by noon, okay. I am afraid it’ll be not her cup of tea, but praying she’ll go for it at the same time.

Can’t figure out what happened to the hottie from Arby’s but hey I have learned quick, that what’s online is not what is. Just because a fox says yes, don’t mean its really yes.

But hey, who knows, maybe she’ll show Monday.

Now if I get Nancy over to clean house there’s some measure of saving project X here. If not it’s the same thing I’ve been planning, get the thing up, find a local manager to baby sit it, me move to AM Falls, and forget that the Tragic Valley exists.

Any way I’m worn out, keep tuned to DXB, and we’ll see you in the afternoon here on the radio.

L8R Ya’ll

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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Runaway paranoia

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Race track skills for driving in Twin falls Idaho are a must. If your not driving your ride like you stole it , you’ll get run over, crowded out, and pushed against the wall in this case the curb.

There’s an old saying that one of our staff in Utah directed me to, it goes, you can lead people to knowledge , but you can’t make them think. Now beyond church where you’ll find a number of people that will shake your hands and greet you. Many say they trust you, but Bryan Bacon did an experiment a few weeks ago of the time to consume communion. He said can you eat from the same bread as the person your sitting next to? Imagine in the time of Jesus, sitting in the cave or dwelling, breaking bread , the only loaf and passing it around. Back then there wasn’t any handy wipes or disinfectant bottles. You ate or starved, but if you did eat and was satisfied, you trusted the person next to you, to not have just stuck his finger up his butt, or fiddled with his crotch. So everyone was challenged not to disinfect, but know what? Not one except myself and Pastor Bacon , did. every one else took out their germ free liquids, do you really trust those in your church? If you can’t even do that how are you going to trust them to pray for your soul or for some special needs?

It’s just as it is here at HazzardAyre, we have been searching for what now? 5 years at best, for some gal whose mind is not afraid of expansion or absorbing a new idea or set of ideas or knowledge, such as the history of our southern states, or confederate heritage restoration. Like this evening, there was this gal who pitched that she was just the right gal for this job. After I mentioned best time to get a feel for what we do is when I’m hot, or LIVE on air. Said I’d be here at 21:00 (9:00PM) she ought to swing by. It’s now 22:00 hours, (10:00PM) okay going to some guy’s place that you don’t really know late at night might be spooky for some, but Ellie May did it, Emme Lou did it, Robin ,(Miss Dixie-Diesel 1993) did it, and now Robin is making upwards of $500k a year as a marketing director of a large big rig truck manufacturer. But she had the gumption, to roll out of a warm bed roll over to the studio, that was really abandoned area of Rupert and we’d do radio.

Outside of Ellie May, Miss Nurse GoodBody, Robin and I had a almost telepathic relationship , I could be thinking on a topic or a thing for the show or station, and without a phone call, or anything find ourselves both at the studio, ready to do what we both were thinking . She was special. Always hold her as the standard all are measured against. Like Ellie May, I mentioned the smooch on the toe thing, without a slight twitch or 80 questions, she went home, put on her stockings and was back at the studio. In Ellie May’s gig, only question on the phone was pantyhose or stockings? Hey I always thought they were the same things. In both cases it was spontaneous, no request like now lets check out your toes, it was just a point in the show, off came Ellie Mays boots and in my snoot were her webbed toes,welljusthush There was no big deal. Both in a studio, late at night from midnight to our 5:00 AM run, and we all made a great team. There was no hesitation.

Yet for the life of me, and all I can say is, there must have been some real weird shit happen by somebody else long before I got here that did something similar and scared every woman in town. Must have assaulted someone really bad. Those who know me know what the toe thing is all about, its both a comedy bit and something that I use in my vehicle recovery company. Its also an extreme test, if a gal can come into the studio, and just off the cuff make her toes in hose up against my nose, then her mind is really open to exploring things in a not so usual way which is what we do here.

Now I think too, can you imagine if the Bob & Tom show were really produced and done live here in this valley? Especially Twin Falls? Imagine Howard Stern doing his show here live. These women couldn’t do it, wouldn’t do it. No matter how much you paid them.

While my show isn’t as racy as Stern’ some of our gigs get really close to that marker.

This is what’s finding women to co-host my shows with an open rebel radical mind is all about.

Will we find em here? No, but it’ll mean hiring from out of state, but I do declare, Paranoia does run rampant, you might even call it Runaway paranoia.

Looks like Al Quida won, after all. No he didn’t blow us all up, just took away all too many peoples ability to pull their heads out and try to do something new and creative.

More L8R now on with HazzardAyre/Dixie Diesel Radio.

Stay Tuned,

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knyte tail.

Can I have just one that is a pro radio broadcaster

wtf hedder

Just once when I open my email account and see someone eager to be a on air person, that she’d be a real , honest, to goodness, pro, radio person, not a fast food, or beauty school drop out.

Damn a real radio person, that I could put to work, that could side up to me , like Robin Quivers does to Howard Stern, just once.

Look Stern wasn’t the first shock jock on radio, to go big time. First there was, WolfMan Jack, then came Doctor Demento, then yes sadly or gratefully depending on your view here came I.

Doing radio out of the normal religious and political, restrictions and saying hello world, we’re here.

Then of course there’s me. I do this radio gig to be of service to those out there on that big damn highway called the Interstate. See once I was there. Well sort of, ran bulls from yard to yard and to the sales, but hey it was trucking. But then detoured to toewing, and hey , toewing is trucking. That’s why I do it.

You. I know what you want, and what you don’t want and I bust my butt at least 12 out of 24 hours each day to deliver that. I know you think that bagging this and going east would be smart, but moving a radio station ain’t as easy as moving a ice cream stand. First you have to sell off your channel, then get get FCC approval that can take weeks, then you have to see if where you want to go has frequency space or allocation, and if one is available, again more FCC paper work, then if your lucky you can move.

But thing is, we own the ONLY 1,000 foot broadcast tower in the state, the ONLY one, on top of Saylor Creek on the desert above Hazzard(Hagerman), second we are not the new kid on the block, The Knytes have been here kicking up dirt long before half of these whipper snappers were ever born. Just like yesterday, when our latest so called rebel girl pre interviewed, at 19 years old, shit I was in Utah living again when she was born. As for the reasons I moved here from both Utah and Wyoming, go back to a bunch of entries you’ll see. Yes it was stupid, Yes I was in the smells of lust, but hey Tammy is hot. She truly is a rebel girl, but she also loved nose candy and that ain’t dandy for me. I don’t associate with that and ain’t going too. Both Rick & Bro, were into weed , that wasn’t as dangerous. Weed has no more harmful effects than brew, just works faster, but you still do do stupid stuff while on it. Nice thing about weed? You forget what you did. But I’m getting off track, here.

Just once when someone email’s me from CL and wants to be a radio lady jock, I wish her to be someone that’s a real radio pro, not a fast food or beauty school or college student just looking to make more money. I want someone that comes in here for the long haul. Someone who can have fun with it, whether its kissing her toes in nylon hose, or producing radio dramas only with a modern spin. I want someone that isn’t going to find it awkward to being in a private house for a few months to prove themselves, until I get a place in Buhl to live, and can be on over at the Buhl location. More over there are the conditions I try and must not get across, but the radio station is owned , licensed to, and financially backed by the Knytes-of-Anarchy, NOT ME. I drive a toew truck and fly a crop duster. I own both, but I damn sure ain’t rich or have lots and lots of money. What money I make I pour into my trucks and aircraft. If I have any left over I go have dinner somewhere.

I have to get permission from and station money from the club, and considering quite a few serious blunders over the last 8 years here, they ain’t too excited about funding any more than what we need to. Don’t blame em. But its why we do have the one month to 6 month prospect period, that way we can see on both the club’s as well as the applicant’s view if we’re right for each other. That way nobody wastes each others time or money.

But oh what’d be like to have a real radio pro to do radio here on HazzardAyre.

I’d write more, but need to get ready for church.

L8R Ya’ll

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Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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