Scammers and Spammers beware, the Wolvez and the Knytes are on the Prowl

Some folks and there are many, who think that HazzardAyre and all parts connected to thereof are scams. No we ain’t, there is too much paper to back us up, and a tax number that says otherwise. Plus longevity, heck HazzardAyre has been in operation since 1976. With that said, I’ve been getting a ton of offers with scam attached.

The latest came from an outfit called American Advertising Agency. Where they claim, they’ll send me mucho money to lease space on my trucks for body wraps. In essence put big decals on my rigs to advertise a health drink. So did some digging, found that American Ad Agency is a complete fraud. The lure of course is getting you to deposit some money, then wire the rest to some Nigerian bank account.

I ran into another such thing on the heels of going off air in Gooding a few years back. I had advertised for a live in room mate, preferably a female. Not that it mattered much , but thought that two guys living in the same place might look like two queers, and a town as small as Gooding is once that kind of rumor gets started its difficult to divert that. Any mile some perp says his daughter was interested. Good I said wire rent money up front. He did except the funds came from a hijacked account out of Texas. The guy is now doing time for money laundering and fraud. Busted by the Knytes, Honor Guard.

With times being so tough for many, and that Black Bastard in the White House screwing everybody in ways that its not fun, there a a half dozen fraudsters out there going after people who really don’t have anything. In fact less than most.

The way they do this is from name harvesting. Going over email, phone book listings, social site, and other sources, that tell of you and YOUR info. You then get an email saying you won a prize or an employment scam.

HazzardAyre although thankfully is not listed in these, and considering first that HazzardAyre is all too real, with even a Wikipedia page devoted to us is by no means a scam. People get hired, prove themselves out and go on to making good money, the real deal is people who work for the club on HazzardAyre, as well as Confederate Steele Media, work hard , long hours. From producing, writing features, researching, promotion, organizing events, recruiting other talent, shooting video, editing programs, the list goes on. But its tough.

With the scammers and spammers watch out. The Wolvez and Knytes are on the prowl, you’ll never escape.

So ya’ll watch out, friends, if you get an email saying something like your accepted for work with American Ad , or American Advertising Agency, it’s a scam and will cost you dearly, it nearly did the club.

L8R Ya’ll

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Things they prescribe but make you even worse off

Pills for diabetes in one side of the mouth, Nexium in the other.

Recently old Doc Nofziger diagnosed me with type 2 diabetes. My first reaction was, there goes my flying career. According to the FAA after a going over treatment and all, I’ll get a waiver in 6 months. So safe there. So Doc, gives me a prescription for some diet med which is supposed to reduce my insulin production. Really? First the stuff makes one dizzy, the other thing is it makes you want to puke . It’s vomit city. So cut the damn thing in half and all seems okay, however considering that I have no gall bladder a condition that many near here thought to be just over acid production only gave me Tagamet, for, and a ultrasound in Utah found I had a gravel pile in my gut. So scheduled an operation. At the time Monkey and I were living in Springville Utah. Bountiful to Springville, is about like going from American falls to Burley. So I went up. Laid out on the cot, wheeled in and gave the gas. I woke up just a bit after thinking we were still in pre prep, but three little bandages and I was done. Understand. Went in , same day, operated on, same day, and drove home after downing a Pizza Hut Pizza, which I shouldn’t have as Pizza and barium don’t mix. That little Datsun truck smelled bad, as I lost the contents of my innerds about point of the Mountain, but it was done. So understand, no gall bladder means constant influx of bile into my belly, no shut off valve, so since Medicaid is too cheap to give me the brand name I take a generic knock off. But even so the new meds and my innerds are having a fight. Okay then.

Still tending time of the two super fox interns. Wondering if they’ll really roll out, one seems eager , the other no response yet. So thinking with one if we can get her on board means we’ll have what I need in studio, the other will follow once its known that the big bad Wolf here ain’t going to make a snack out of any of our new hire Red Riding hoods.

Well George Zimmerman is out of the heat immediately, but the Justice Department now wants to comb through the case. My opinion, was deadly force needed here? Don’t know wasn’t there. The fact that the guy is a half and half, half white, half Hispanic makes this front page news. Would all these civil rights things be going on, if the situation was the other way around? Consider the condition of if George was the so called perp, and the kid a African American who shot Zimmerman? Would there be such a ruckus or would the nation just say, justice is done, lets move on? I think ya’ll know the answer to that question.

But to end this entry, there are medicines that although good to begin with is just drugging up our population, kid acts out , give him a pill, kid can’t maintain concentration, give him a pill, anything modern medicine can’t cure is met with some pill, that usually makes you more sick, than what it was supposed to treat. I know , how about a pill, to cure the effects of the other pill, oh yes there is one, its called Jack Daniels, get so damn drunk, that you don’t mind the other.

Keep it wings level,

 

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Are memories all we have left?

I knew this would happen. When Gay rights started stepping on the sensibilities of Christians , when it came down to rehashing abortion rights over common decency rights and not killing a part of God, and when God himself was ushered out of the class room, and people openly evangelizing in public getting arrested or ticketed for disturbing the peace, our nation was in deed in serious trouble.

It’s like this talent search that I’m rapidly thinking is again a waste of my time, why do something that apparently can’t be done at least here? The only question again is why waste my time, the clubs time, replying to a Craigs List ad, when you have no serious intention of really going through with it? Now here’s my take on the super hotties I interviewed both last Tuesday, and then Friday. Two super hotties like these are not running solo. Bet your butts there’;s somebody by the name of Bubba with no neck weighing 270 and muscle taking care of these two. Next , the one yesterday, is seriously either a fuzz plant, or the fuzz herself. What did they expect to see or do, find me here and me attack them somehow? My do they not read the online blogs, do they not understand I’m just a simple tow trucking shadetree mechanic that does this radio thing as a duty to the Knytes-of-Anarchy? Guess not. Do they realize the gig is based more on DOH rather than a lot of SOA? While certainly not boy scouts, and even the Boy Scouts now allow queers in, but while not Choir boys, I have yet to see one member of the Knytes in any charter of 50,000 members in all 50 states, do anything to a gal, that was not by mutual consent and invitation by the gal.

The days, I suppose of someone coming to ones home to do work rather than polluting the dang atmosphere, and costs of go fuel savings, by going to a home, doing a job, or training through a job for a long term career are done for. The days in my vivid memory, of any member of the Knytes, posting an ad say at the Snake River Grill, down in Hazzard(Hagerman) then the Polish Palace that the club had a gig, for the shop and or the club, needing female honeys, some 30 or better would show up, many just for the fun of it not caring about getting paid. Several got into major paying modeling jobs and careers in acting and drama, because they were seen doing one of our gigs, and this is in the late 1970’s early 1980’s.

For that matter it was nothing for the young filly's to show up at the Big House, as it was called, to do radio. That Big house, had at least for the time a state of the art sound room, full power radio station. But out in BFE, or as Bro used to call it, BFI(Bum-Fucked-Idaho) between those two fish hatcheries, was where if anything hinkey could happen that’d been the place. But never did, none of the Knytes were brought up that way. Yet today , gals read the ads, they call, I loose sleep they interview, never come by and flag the ads. Bullshit. If they aren’t interested , don’t bother me or any member of the Knytes.

The funny thing is the Knytes have as members, three cops. One a currently sitting Sheriff, a Captain for Jerome city, and the former chief of Police for Hazzard . The owner of Ziggy’ in Bliss is a founding member, one is an FBI agent, with such as members am I going to be tickling the bushes of these not so fresh flowers? And yet these all too good for us, seatcovers want to no, even that would be better than ignoring phone calls, or not calling to say simply, I ain’t interested. Then I go away, and so do they. Although waiting here all day Friday when I could have been over to Charlie’s working to interview someone. At the end of the interview just say this ain’t for me and be done. Same thing Tuesday, I hang around the Lair , when I could have been doing duty at A1. Come on gals, get your shit together.

When a famous southern Chef get’s called on the carpet and 80% of her sponsors, and her TV gig go sour for an act that must have seemed unimportant at the time saying the N, word. When our population starts nit picking like that, then our nation is in deed needing our Lord and Savior. His hand is simply the CSA,(Confederate-States-of-America) and the western extension of that hand is the Knytes-of-Anarchy.

Like the reruns of both the Dukes, HeeHaw, and so on all we have left? Glad I have diabetes and anything else that’ll kill me as I don’t want to live to see what’s coming if these memories are all we have left?

God Bless Dixie,

L8R Ya’ll

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Always remember this is Podunk Idaho

Finally one damn day I got to sleep all day Saturday, and now Squirrel tailed and hyped to go on air.

Of course I waited until early morning 07:00 for Little Angel to show up to do an air shift, guess what?

As usual nobody shows. I am sure it has to do with where the studio is at that gives many of these younger hot filly’ the goose bumps. The thing is without a full crew and such to validate the idea of getting an outside office/studio space here in Twin Falls . When minimum office space in Twin Falls is $500.00 easy, and Buhl is half that where would you plant the seed? More over, if I have to as always do this thing myself , why the hell not do it here in my house, save money and apply that money to stranger things like wages for on air people who do not have the brains of maggots to even show up and intern. This is exactly why the club, put the 30 day prospect/probation period on the position. If they show up, train , after a month, pay check. No show up, no work, no paycheck. That simple.

Bro used to say and for a kid, he knew more than his chronological age would fool you. Bro had wisdom, not religious wisdom, while Bro believed in God, he always said organized religion is fake and just a money grab. He used to say about the dead end of western Idaho or as he called it the Tragic Valley, You can lead these fools to the water, you can maybe get it to drink, but if you hold its head in the trough all its going to do is drown. In other words, you can pitch the on air gig, you can interview, but if they don’t show up, don’t worry about it, others will. Of course when I moved to Boise in 85 and was knocking down 30 toew calls and getting $1,000.00 before lunch, and for once having accounts receivable instead of accounts payable all the time, it was a relief. Don’t know about now and for many reasons I’d never move that way again, mostly cause Boise is too close to Mountain Home, and unless I have to by Gods order, I’ll never live in or ever near Mountain Home Idaho ever again. That’s why I will not buy tow equipment from Idaho Wrecker Supply, or InTheDitch Equipment. Why, they are in Mountain Home, and I’ll never do business with any one from or living there. One even came here, had coffee with me, once she said she is in Mountain Home, that was the end of the relationship. But I’m getting off subject here.

So Little Angel no show, ain’t been able to get ahold of Mesha all day, but who cares? She wants to also rent us space, for studio, if so, she knows how to ring the bell, no call that’s all.

As it is, and there’s two things that enter here, if they apply or reply to the ad on Craigs List, and don’t want to take it serious, why respond any way? Two, even if they get here, find its in the Wolf’s Lair and don’t really want to work here, why say they’ll call back? Just say naw this ain’t for me and be done with it? Mind games the favorite hobby of northern Yankees. In the south we call em carpetbaggers. Like I said yesterday, Say what you mean, mean what you say.

Truly the nation at least the north is loosing its mind. Glad us rebel confederates are here to pick up the pieces. Like I always say, God Bless Dixie.

More in the morning, time to tune up the band for HazzardAyre on air, at 00:00 hours.

L8R Ya’ll

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Programming change at HazzardAyre Radio

Word came down overnight, that there are plans to rework the program scheduling here on the network that carries HazzardAyre Radio.

Confederate Steele Media announced , that the new fall schedule will be like this:

From 06:00 to noon, its Dixie Radio, from DXB in Atlanta.

From 13:00(1:00PM) to 17:00(5:00PM) its AFRN , Armed Forces Radio. That will include AyreWolf Radio.

From 17:00 to 23:59(11:00PM) Its us here at HazzardAyre, trouble is I still don’t get a break by much since at 01:00 to 05:00(5:00AM) it’s the nemesis of the Interstate, Dixie-Diesel/Maximum Overdrive, back in that radio inside your truck. So yes I’ll be there too, doing 12 hours, instead of just 6 , like I was praying for , but hey its radio.

Just hope they get me a second seat / associate producer, so if I start falling asleep or need to answer a toew call during one of the shows, there’s someone to take over the radio piloting duties here.

On that, if Applebee’s is doing business until early morning I’ll kiss a frogs butt. Not saying our Little Angel from Shoshone wont show up at 07:00 , but I doubt it. All I can say is what I say to many, if you miss the ark at the start, when we are dropping the hammer and in full throttle mode in three months or so don’t come crawling to us then. Like Uncle Jessie said once, say what you mean, mean what you say, if your in be in, if not say it from the get go at the interview. I’m an old Wolf, been told so many times some show up but don’t that it don’t matter any more. What I can say is this. What we do here may not be the cup of java for a life’s career for everyone, for most its just another job. But for those that listen, work hard the paychecks and attributes are great.

on that dig this, I remember and she still is one of only two I match or makes the mark that all are judged by. The first was MY Robin, who answered an ad placed in Farm Times, a ag paper that was popular in the early 90’s based out of Rupert. It was a two line ad, that I thought was just going to be $10.00 wasted , but in it went. A week after , in came Robin. Of course she wore some baggy threads, hair not done. But I told her our dress standards and the nylons/dress or skirt etc part. What she returned in was her nylons, strap heels, hair done and had no problem in fact never even asked one question about putting her feet in my face. She did that spontaneously , during the show that she was mesmerizing. But she listened, her and I became so in sync, that I could be home even off air nights, be thinking of a comedy or news bit, and she’d call, even in the middle of the night and/or be at the station in the studio already working on the same idea, even though both of us had not said a word. It got to the point she’d finish my sentences. She could read copy so well, that I could mix in the back ground music under her voice, in perfect rhythm. What’s she doing now, producing at FoX News in Los Angeles, knocking down several million a year.

She’s my ultimate success story.

To think she came in and had only washed dishes at the WaySide in Heyburn and short order cook at Simplot’ old plant there. It took her two weeks, but she wanted it. If it was time for her to be on air, she’d be there at least a half hour or more digging up content and getting into Character.

Then it was 2009, our Miss Nurse GoodBody, Ellie May, on the hosiery thing asked one question, pantyhose or stockings? I always thought they were one in the same. She came got into the rhythm, drove from Jerome to Gooding, blinding snow, icy roads, some pea soup fog. But come midnight she was there. Her husband even packed us both lunch. Of course ya’ll know the other miraculous thing she did, but she was there. We still keep in touch , just wish we’d have coffee more.

If these new gals do that, hey I’ll be one happy toew truck driving, shadetree mechanic, radio personality. But I’m not holding my breath, as I might turn blue.

Still wondering about the Fair this year, hope we get enough of a crew for that, but hey its up to these gals now.

Any mile gotta get back into my show, but keep the program changes in mind and watch here for 411 on the Miss Dixie Diesel project coming in September.

Until L8R

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Another highway traveled.

Another week has gone by. Last week this time I was suffering without AC, in what felt like 110 degree heat, days, and near there at night.

I was in a quandry of do we push all this radio thing, or do we just do the least and look at the new horizon near American Falls.

The ice got broken by a filly out of Jerome, thought she was keen, last Sunday. She ain’t called or emailed or came by so count her MIA, But then came Tuesday, a sweet angel originally from Shoshone, schedules up an impromptu meeting here at the Lair, and she says she might be here in the AM around 07:00. Of course heard that before by so many that come over , shoot the breeze , but then never resurface. No matter. So then earlier today, get a call, another interview, so reluctantly I crawl out of bed, on one day I don’t see earth until 18:00 hours if then, but okay, set meeting for 17:00, she shows. Oh man, all things one man could dream of and more, beauty, brains, and get this RADIO EXPERIENCE. Her parents have an old warehouse down yonder, I think a deal might get struck. Thing is I need to see more of her here, and on air before, I firmly think, hey we found true gold, but I think we are there. The fact that the ice is broken, means although being very meticulous about it, by the time we hit the switch to that big stick out on the Bell, and those 250,000 watts, blankets the valley with HazzardAyre and the rest of our gigs, all people needed will be on board. That said, my mom used to say , don’t put all the eggs in the same box, so not counting on much, at least not just yet, but I’m really feeling friskey, about it, could HazzardAyre and all her parts finally after 10 long , frustrating years, tears, no shows, troubles with fellow toewers and all, be finally coming together to be what I felt in 1975 for it to be?

I’ve always felt to a slight degree a bit of romance in this dance. Not that I am thinking that any one of the good honeys we now are entertaining, would ever want to get kozy with ye ole Wolf here. But when you finally see what just might be that Oasis on a very dry, and parched landscape, or in this case, the pieces of this grand puzzle finally going together, you get clingy, and for lack of a better set of words, in love of sorts with all three of our new applicants. Two says they are single, no boyfriends or guy pals etc, I say Can’t see why. Bro used to say, and its very accurate, If the Chassis is classy, someone’s keeping it happy. In essence you know their not sleeping alone, and damn well, have physical situation under control. Any of these honeys could snap their fingers and have any guy with Hazzard County or just normal hormones, licking their butts, and following them around like a starved puppy. Not that, that matters much for after their off air, and we do the show review, they are out the door. They are out the door. Thing is no matter where they go or with whom, once we go TV, everybody knows they belong to us, which is a blessing on one foot, and a curse on the other. Our reputation is ryding with them everywhere they go, so a little decorum, is required, but personal lives are just that, although, listening to their personal problems when we are consulted by them is just part of the big happy family atmosphere we cultivate here.

With that an with me needing to be awake at 04:00 to be on air, I’ll bid all adue,

L8R Ya’ll

 

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From Highway Hooker to Dixie Diesel to HazzardAyre all are still on the Air

This happens once in awhile, the need to bleed some of the historical info on this radio gig, that I sweat, cry, and go hungry doing every day, from near morning to well past midnight.

The need came simply because a few of the all too self righteous all ready established TV, radio and print news outfits in our area thought we were a bit to much spice to put in their respective stews. So with the birth of what started as the TeenAge Truckers Association, modeled in more than one way after the Independent Truckers Association, and Mike Parkhurst’ Overdrive, we thought , hey the ITA did a magazine, the TTA will do radio. So a buy of rather used and derelict equipment from Lewiston High School, in Lewiston Idaho, and KDSL(KAY-DIESEL) FM 89.1 went on the air as a pirate, radio station. By mid 1979 as the TTA, took to being the Road Commanders Association, and the FCC started sniffing around, tiny KTOW AM 1090 and still 89.1 went on the air legally. The call letters KTOW were sold to a station in Colorado, and now hails as KDOH.

Over the years we pioneered many formats, the first was the only radio show on any station in the nation for us making or trying to make a living driving a tow truck. Taking its title from my own company, Highway Hooker Towing, Highway Hooker Radio went on the air in June 1983. Then came the need for a western states area OTR trucker radio show. By this time Hazzard County and I had become rather familiar and close, so what would WHOGG Boss Hogg’ station run? So in 1989, Dixie Diesel Radio fired from our sister radio station in Blackfoot Idaho, KRVI, now KDXD short for Dixie Diesel, FM 93.3 .

And now we roll into 2009, we had power in Gooding, but with a greedy landlord there and a really screwed up Post Office, there we got booted. But as true confederates we are, we never gave up. It was while living in Buhl, a thought entered my brain as I drained in pure REM sleep, the thing that would bring it all together, HazzardAyre, the combining of AyreWolf Radio and Hazzard County Radio. Be the very none conformist, radical, rebel, fight the system anti establishment radio station. Something that increasingly with Gay rights trampling Christian and other rights,and liberties.

Since 2011 HazzardAyre has made friends and enemies. Traditional media does not like us as a enterprise because we do what they dare not. After all they have their Mormon stockholders, sponsors and such , but under the covers and behind their glass walls they do admire us.

Since 2011, HazzardAyre has received awards, from three Emmy’s , and two Oscars. For innovative and original programming.

Many ask why the bits with women? Simple, Howard Stern has Robin Quivers, the Bob & Tom Show has Christy, and even KEZJ has a gal in with big Kelly in the morning, so we thought okay I want the same thing. What really accelerated this was back a few years doing Dixie Diesel, I caught an early morning run of Don Imus, who had in studio Cheerleaders. Cheering him on , during his show, thought? Have a bunch as the Hazzard County High Cheerleaders.

Over the years its been up hill, no body in traditional media likes us, and severe conservatives despise us, but we deliver the content, and ideals that they are just too timid to tackle. We play more local and unknown artists than any body, from Emma Leigh to Hazzard Life, even local bands like Medicine Man, we play the music, we interview the artists, and we try to get new talent or aspiring talent a chance to learn basic broadcast skills.

Under the Umbrella of Confederate-Steele/HazzardAyre, Highway Hooker, Dixie Diesel Radio, and all still air. With 4 stations here in Idaho, Two in Nevada with a third going in at Wendover, Two stations in Wyoming and 5 in Utah, along with our syndicated programming to all stations willing to buy our programs, you hear the voice of The Knytes-of-Anarchy, and southern culture and preservation.

Have an intern interview at 17:00 so need to prep, and supposedly one coming in at 07:00 Saturday so getting it together here.

So what does it take to get in with the club and be on HazzardAyre? Be a SWF, no kids, able to do the radical, look like Daisy Duke or have the legs of Daisy, Have the grunt and anti establishment mouth of country singer Gretchen Wilson, and have the sweetness of Selena Gomez. Oh and for all you out there asking the question, no we are not racist, I’ll take a hot Mexican gal in here any time, just none have applied.

Until we cruise here again keep it Tween the ditches,

L8R Ya’ll

 

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