Don’t go away mad, just go away or do the letters F O mean anything to you?

So I get up , poke my finger draw the sample, 150, okay I’ll splurge Donut /milk. So I look at email, the clubs first, there is that gal from over on Shop avenue, who threw a wrench in our spokes back last December. My response was simply F-O. The way I figure it, is we ain’t bothering her, the talent search is no longer for here, and quite frankly its none of her business. Now I’m sure that Big C’s better half amongst others will be pee-owed, as this Christy witch will be calling her. I don’t care any more, I’ve got diabetes, I’m heading for the pearly gates, I’m going to do my duty to the club, whether she likes it or not, she did not qualify , in either looks or attitude, shit I tried to fend her off, but every time she kept wanting on board then bitched at Big C’s better half we were bothering her. Then to stop it I nearly had to beg her to come over to take a look. Bullshit. Go the hell away woman. Get out of our space.

Okay then sorry to get into that on a Sunday, but don’t she have anything else to do? Is it that HazzardAyre is really gaining ground and we have a zealot jealous gal who shunned us once now needs to squeal like a pig? No wonder her old man in Kimberly divorced her butt.

I used to sympathize with the woman on the day of a divorce. I don’t any more, I would rather sympathize with the grieving husband or ex hubby. Thing is want the real skivvy on a gal , talk to the ex hubby, like buying a rather used car, don’t talk to the dealer, talk to the mechanic.

So I’m taking a shower, finish up some short production for the show tonight, and get some more sleep, so Christy, get off our porch, don’t go away mad, just go away. Or in closing again I say, does the words F-O mean anything to you.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

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Empires are hard to rebuild and slow to harvest.

First off tonight before we launch out on the road with the load that toews on HazzardAyre Radio wanted to pass this along.

As many of you know, placed a CL personal ad to see if it’d grab any attention as our help ads have. I have gotten many inquiries most being like those ya’ll get in spam wanting you to go look at their porn films that contain malware. You can tell that many are not looking for the big bad wolf here. But got this one >Then this one> the big question becomes why would a sweet looking shortcake like this want with a 54 year old toew jockey that turns a wrench and commands a radio network for Christian gearheads? Not saying God can’t perform a miracle like that, but it’d be one of a quadzillion if he did. I would hope this gal is real, punching out without having one last chance at a good relationship with a good lady by my side, and companion would be a true gift of God. But I hate to get my hopes up. Had one like that in 2004, sent a bunch of emails over many weeks even months. Turned out she was from some place in the European east block Soviet nations, looking for something that I still am trying to figure out, turned out to be a fraud for money laundering, nothing I wanted to dive into.

Okay then caught a thing from a agency willing to help with housing expenses from the VA, groovy, pay less rent, get new shop, rebuild rigs. While at the same time build KDXB FM into the super station. The thing is do I build it here? Not that life here in Twin Falls with Big C doing accounting duties, and all is bad. Only thing I don’t have right now is cable TV, and that gets in , in September. The question again is do I really want to rebuild the Empire here? Or go with plan A, refurbish , and upgrade my toew trucks, find place to call a Wolf’s Lair in Eastern Idaho and build the empire there. Building it in eastern Idaho makes sense, as I have less competitors there, and human resources are a bit more plentiful near Pocatello and Idaho Falls, plus Eastern Idaho has higher wages than western Idaho has, even Boise. Seems as though every time I get my plans focused on going east, something and I’m not sure if its God or not yet, as this sweet honey>is real and wants this old Wolf happened would be a sign of God’s plan here,. I’m not saying that things here are not good, but with my new thing of blood sugar, being too high, I haven’t got all that many years left, my time table got shortened quite a bit, so need to get off my butt and get on my feet, toewing, and all.

The other troubling thing is, who could or would do what I do for the club that could step in if I do punch out? Right now only two, my cousin Randy in Bountiful, and Videl in Blackfoot, are the only two with enough skills learned of the club and me, to be the executive officer of the Knytes. Who can care for a annual inflow of money of some $25,million a year, and ride herd on the membership and needs of the club, who has enough media experience like I do to watch over and program Confederate Steele Media, like I do? I’m starting to wonder, and be concerned, but like all things I give it to give it God.

Speaking finally of God things, The Rode Knytes Association the custom/classic towing enthusiasts subsidiary of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, is bringing together a church for us toewers, called the Church of Toew> Which will be meeting at Knytes Hall here in Twin beginning in September. Yes we found a place that is good to build a Knytes Hall in Twin Falls in.

Well its that time, see ya’ll in a few on the radio starting at 02:00 Mountain Standard Time.

L8R Hookers

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Fear is something to be moved through, not something to be turned from.
--Peter McWilliams

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Then There’s the Facebook Friend Requests

Then there are the Facebook Friend Requests.

Case-n-point, went to post the last blog entry, notice from Facebook pops up, says account blocked. Posted it anyway, but checked why. Response too many friend requests. First I seldom make friend requests, most people want to be friends with me, usually to con me or the club through me out of money. Not that they have any reason to be my friend. Of course there’s that thing Facebook posts on my inbox email, see if these are people to add to my friends list. Its make up your damn mind Facebook, either quit bitching about my friend requests if there are any, or shut up about the fact I unfriended a ton of people.

My thing is, if your not a true member of The Knytes-of-Anarchy or any of the clubs subsidiaries, I don’t want to be your damn friend. I don’t want you to post to my page, I don’t want any of it. The only reason I’m there on Facefart to begin with is for the benefit of club members and sponsors, no one else, I don’t care about the rest of you.

The Internet truly needs to get its crap together, and of course there’s us. The tiny group of 50,000 that all said would crumble in 85 after the Dukes of Hazzard went off the air. The Knytes-of-Anarchy took up the torch and has kept running ever since. With only 3 real toe stubs, still every enterprise that the club is into has remained afloat, profitable and solid. Even with Obamaconomics and all the club runs and oh yes we hire, but those new hires are few, as all too many outsiders never measure up to Knytes standards.

If Facebook ever wants our ad business, now or in the future, they’d better not keep putting road blocks up.

Keep it Kountry

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
The bananas were like that when I got here!
--Humpty Dumpty

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Don’t ya’ll just love stumping the Search Engines?

Don’t ya’ll just love stumping the search engines? Like Google, Yahoo and so on.

Tried to look up Love American Style>to see if one of these syndicated TV networks, like Hulu or some such was running the old episodes. I saw only short links to clips, no entire episodes. This is not the only limitations here. Type in RoadMasters Association, if your lucky you get a glimpse of one magazine cover that was the predecessor of Overdrive and the first block of the Independent Truckers Association, now as our parent group the United American Independent Truckers Association. There’s not hardly one iota of real news of the before Internet on the TTA on the Internet. Sure there’s stuff on there now since I have been writing it, but you’d be hard pressed to find anything concerning the roots of our groups on there prior to the search/Internet generation.

There’s this grand thing that goes , if its not online , it don’t exist. Remember how those idiots in MHI used to hammer me? It’s not because things didn’t exist years ago, its because those dillweeds didn’t know better or could not Google it. Like I said then, there was an entire world undiscovered before the Internet revolution.

Okay then, there’s the Yahoo, thing. The people who write for Yahoo, must only live in huge Metro areas that seldom leave their happy cubicle office place. Saw this report on the worst drivers in the USA. The first one out of the box I saw that was just like a Yankee city folk, was saying Montana was the worst in deadly crashes. Perhaps, what the reporter said was humorous was that the reason may be that drivers there drove 67 Chevy pickups without seat belts. Really is that the best reason this kid hardly dry behind the ears could surmise? Reasons for Montana being a deadly driving place might be that there is no posted speed limit on major Interstates and highways in Montana. It could also be that the collisions with big game like deer could enter in, and of course sub zero weather in the winter with snow and ice. I’d like to enter in, Utah as number 2 as a deadly place to drive. Ever been at 215 and 15 at 17:00? If that don’t kill ya, driving down a back road or even a two lane highway in Idaho, might just do it. Where some bumpkin stops in the middle of the road to check critters and livestock, not thinking there’s a rig barreling down on em at 65 with 80,000 pounds attached. Or teens and youth in both states sitting in the no zone , right behind and along side a trailer of a OTR rig. In that spot your out of the truckers blind spot. How about the idiot who forgot that dimmer switch aside the wheel who loves to get behind someone in a tow truck with three mirrors and wont dim their headlights, at that point I can’t see. Meaning his Pinto is now dead meat. Or the idiot that can’t figure out that a turn signal is a good thing, give me some idea of what your going to do, before you’re a hood trophy.

Bottom line Search Engine researchers and Yahoo writers need to get out of their cubicles, and see rural America, and two remember classic TV of the 70’s and late 60’s. But then that’s why you have HazzardAyre, and Confederate Steele TV.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
The bananas were like that when I got here!
--Humpty Dumpty

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If it ain’t a Holmes I ain’t driving it

It started with a Holmes 220 mechanical, then to a 440 Holmes then to my sweet Holmes 500 on the back of LexiBelle

>I used to see Holmes on everything, toewing. Two owners of what then were solid large toew services would no more run a Zacklift or a Vulcan if their life depended on it. Johnny (Johnny’s Towing-Twin Falls Idaho) said it simply, if it doesn’t have Holmes on the nameplate I ain’t driving it. That set in my mind too. Considering how many trucks others have went through, my mid sized 500 Holmes keeps bringing home the groceries.

However with the launch into plastic and aluminum cars and sport trucks not to mention SUV’s the Holmes nameplate kind of faded. Although still made as a subsidiary of Miller Industries, Holmes is joined by its stable mate Century, and a bunch of smaller manufacturers that banded together.

You can ask dealers, other toew bro’s and others what happened to Holmes, the answers go from no longer important, not as much diversity as to style and new products, yet Ernest Holmes was responsible for creating the entire toewing industry as we know it.

Research online is a bit scarce. You can Google Holmes tow trucks and you get the factory, or some EBay listing. But never something like a new product, although still made, the Holmes 600R is an example. Dating back to its split boom kin the 600R is a mid sized rotator, that can handle most RV’s and mid sized trucks, the 220 Snatcher is a quick pick repo rig, the 440SL still a champion in its class, so why don’t we see more Holmes out west? More over why don’t we see more Holmes in the Mountain West.

Of the many projects that go on very silently, the Rode Knytes Association the Toew Operators subsidiary of the Knytes-of-Anarchy is to bring back that proud nameplate as well as preserving the brand name.

To wit, The Rode Knytes is looking to opening a toew equipment dealership and supply house in Pocatello, in 2015. Selling only Holmes and Century.

But why the disconnect of operators ?

More research continues, stay tuned.

In lighter news Highway Hooker Radio returns full force , however it wont be until mid month November. Production on the new series along with its TV counterpart, on Confederate Steele TV, is taking longer than anticipated.

The major hurdle from my vantage point is, the discovery of me having type 2 diabetes, due to both weight and stress, means I have shortened my life span a few years. Guess that thought of me punching out at 89, might be a bit less. The fact that the thing will kick my butt long before then, so I figure 40 more good years, means I’m grabbing all the gusto I can, getting things done, and not wasting any more time in a dead end village, Twin Falls stopped being a city, it now is a village. What stunted Twin Falls’ growth? That’s hard to determine. Its not like Twin Falls ever had a growth mentality, but it seemed for a short spell that Twin Falls got a spurt and we saw something shift in the wind other than the stench from Dairy farms. Don’t get me wrong agriculture is vital to us all we have to eat. No eat, die, too much eat die as well, but the economics of Twin Falls has concentrated squarely on farm and farm supply. As Big C, and my dad always said, don’t put all the eggs in one basket. Diversify, we in Twin Falls need technological as well as industrial growth, not simply farm supply or farm product processing growth. The fact that the sewer and water system can’t any longer support additional large scale growth is one thing, low educational levels of area schools, infrastructure, and the fact that Twin Falls is known as the Crack capitol of the west, and thus owns the title of Tweaker Flatts, where 80% of the population is on, probation for some violation attached to crack and meth, means Twin Falls ain’t going to exceed growth. As I get older and this diabetes sheds years off of my life, if I’m to achieve anything in my life, I need to be in one of two places as my core being is toewing, especially with outdated but still able equipment, but being where the need is there but long distances and response times for and from competitors is long and thus I can get called or, where the population is of such that its large enough with the volume that warrants buying or going into debt for new equipment. The ideal situation would be , being where both of those conditions meet. I found three and keeping quiet on both. But that said, when I buy new it’ll be a Holmes, like Johnny, said it, “If it ain’t a Holmes , I ain’t driving it.”

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

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Not once, not Twice, there ain’t no third time

Okay so I can be wrong once in awhile, our recruit and I put that mildly , from Jerome, informed she was no dike, oops, I goofed, I did one of my own preconceptions. See even I can snag a toe on the chair. It just looked that, way. I extended a staying at the Wolf’s Lair as not a shack up sleep with me thing, but the same consideration and courtesy as I would any club member, she could have made a place to snooze in the front room, learned what we do and how we do it, and still had the place in Jerome. But oh well.

Let’s see I waited, what half a Sunday or so ago nearly all day for her to show. And only as I heard my phone on my way out the door home did she call. Then Thursday last I waited all day into evening no show. Strike one, strike two, see ya. There ain’t no third times a charm here. Still open, but its she has to demonstrate to me she wants to be in media.

Okay and even if she did get involved with me, she could do worse.

Alrighty then;

Sitting at 145, still high , but in where I run if I haven’t ate anything. Here’s a quandry, I go to fish night at the Depot, scarf down, a plate of shrimp, and taters and gravy, then three drumsticks of chicken , taters and gravy, although the AC at the Depot made the taters and gravy a bit cold too fast, but I had no room. The place was packed. Remember the Depot is doing 50 cent Hot Dogs on the 25th as its National Hot Dog day there. As they say they’ll show you some good things to put on top of your wiener. Angie is leaving the Depot in two weeks, throwing a go away party, I urge all you area members to go, since Angie has put up with us there so well.

Another is looking at bailing too from the Depot, is there a problem there? The food quality has declined severely, outside of one great new hire there Jamie, the older ones except for two, Sammy and another the rest have an attitude, let’s face it the old Depot is not what she used to be. Outside of some dedicated patrons, many are going elsewhere. Some serious examination of the goings on needs to be done, or the Depot is going to be a casualty of Obama’s economic war.

Any mile went to bed early. That’s why I wasn’t on, I’m in no hurry to get rambunctious on HazzardAyre as I was. After the station is moved in with the bigger operation in Buhl, and out of the Wolf’s Lair, I’m moved to American Falls and all then I get busy.

Our CL ad will run , but I’m only taking new recruits now only if serious, and we know what I mean by serious, I’m not playing games any longer, with the discovery of me having diabetes and all my life just got shortened a bit, there’s a bunch I want and need to do before I do the final punch out and see God, this radio thing is near killing me. I’ll finish what I started, but those wanting on board , best be as serious as I am, or its see ya with a boot.

See Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
--David Starr Jordan

1 John 1:7“But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Toew Notes, the stinky truth

It’s finally Friday with it all the full haul is even with being told I may have to start sticking my belly with a needle to counteract my high blood sugar, and the thrashing of talent that is just barely talent that can’t get past preconceived notions and thoughts, we made it through another week in dumbsville,>The goofy thing is Nisha blew off two things, one a career opening and two the ability to lease some office space. Oh well her loss. Perhaps she needs to go back up to Sun Valley and find a sugar daddy, since they have many there. The question becomes, since I am purtty sure that with just some mild short term training, she could at least be in the running for an anchor spot on Confederate Steele TV/ Dixie Diesel. That’s what hurts the most, but like a manager of a TV station in Chubbuck once told me, You can’t save em all.

I have lived many places in Idaho, north Utah, and western Wyoming, used to think those places were bullheaded, but in the end at least all of them you could at least get one or two filly’s in to do on air duties. Plus photo work for the club as well as my own tiny toew>firm. Even Rigby , that I always thought going in reverse. Not so. At least even there even with the place ridden with mice, I had beauties o plenty there. I had a office head that would even wake me up and not have a hissy fit if I wandered out of my sleep quarters in my BVD’s. And yet I run against the wall every time.

Now here’s the skivvy on the shivvy. Housing and some commercial properties at least for rent is quite a bit more reasonable. Might be why more discretionary income is in the hands of those residents than Twin Falls. One would think that a city, with several thousand more in population, and work available would have rental property in the stratosphere. Not so. It’s cheaper to live there.

Now one would think, why don’t he just move there? Two trucks that need a bunch of retro invasive work to make em able to make the move, two this restriction that makes it where I have to have a payee to retain my guvernment money, and the biggest one, I have went through way too much to give up on this radio venture here. That said I’d still sell at the drop of a hat two or so of the CP’s and signal real estate if a serious offer came. As it is I’m stuck for at least a year, but bet your behind the thought is in my mind.

Now onto a subject that keeps boiling over like spaghetti sauce, in a too small of a sauce pan. This nylon thing.

Its not my fault that somebody in their not right mind spelled the word tow like they did. Its not my fault that most , not all can’t squirrel that around in their minds and pronounce the word like the other word that sound alike, TOE . Nor is it my fault that a old publication called Phootenotes now revised as FootNotes seguays that word, like they do , but fact is they do. Now I’m reminded of the very ad a plumbing company in Boise did a bit where the plumbing guy went up to Boise’ snob hill , unplugged this rich chicks toilet and at the end kissed her hand, with the tag we treat our customers like royalty. We always had in min doing that like the prince putting the glass slipper on Cinderella , not the slutty way most preconceive it. But sadly they do. For some reason kissing a gloved hand in the bathroom, is more tasteful than smooching a gals toes in nylons to get the idea across that day or night we here at Dixie Love toews, in essence we truly thrive on the challenge that all tow runs are a learning experience and a adrenalin rush. Getting more in this leggy thing, did somebody forget that my entire company, the club, and HazzardAyre itself is based upon the foundation of the hit TV show the Dukes-of-Hazzard? And what was the big draw of the Dukes? The General Lee? Yes partly, but it was the long legged and loved Daisy Duke, >Hey it’s a leg thing so to make the impact, its gal in short shorts or skirt, toes in hose against my nose, for 15 minutes to snag the action to get the idea across, with a bit of spice. But try to get that idea across to some of these cranky , gals here? Your labeled as something shy of a molester.

The simple fact is this, over doing radio and just second to flying, me out going toewing is something I busted my ass for back starting in 1975, when I got the dizzying inspiration from God himself that toewing is my forte. After years of trying to get a job doing that Johnny Nausbaum, put me in a truck and said go for it. Shortly thereafter Dave Coffelt stuck me in LexiBelle while he owned her and said your my toew guy. Two years after the chance to buy her after that same 24 months of arguing, yelling and more with Mom, took some of my wages, and money mom gave me two weeks after my dad died, I bought LexiBelle. More over, just about all policy regarding toewing in Idaho was influenced by me. From the lien law that I co wrote, to cranking up the original toewing trade organization in Idaho, my life is toewing. Up until me, nobody ever did a toewing company TV ad. TV ad execs thought who needed to advertise on TV a Toewing company? As many, had the ad in the Yellow Pages, or Thrifty Nickel want ads. Still today, every morning I hoof it down to where LexiBelle sleeps kiss her hello, massage her throttle, kiss her goodnight, which putting her poetry in motion is more sooner than one might think.

Since 1978, everything I do, has had toewing and LexiBelle at its foundation and center. Even what I do on radio is to give every man and woman that answers that phone to go toew, a voice. Sure there are TV shows, not real, there are magazines, written for mega fleets mostly in eastern metro areas. Highway Hooker Radio was the start of that, at least for me, so yes the smooching of a set of toews in nylon hose, might be a bit racy, but the entire thing is to stress the point that without the pro toew person out here, when that Toyota Prius, or that old Jeep pukes, we are ready to rescue.

More L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
No mind is thoroughly well-organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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