Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Facebook my ass

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This is the kind of shit that piss’ me off.

Go to post the last entry of HazzardAyre for the benefit of the club. Only to find that my account blocked. Further investigation, goes that I had too many friend requests not being responded to. Really? The only requests I respond to are ones that request to BE MY FRIEND, not the other way around. I have posted on my timeline and on my news feed, countless times, if I don’t know you, and your not a member of any of our club’s groups, I mean dues paid, loyal members that I know in person and blood oath brothers and sisters, I don’t want to be your damn Facebook friend. Yet people ask to join the group on Hazzard County Winged Warriors. Without even knowing what it is. The Hazzard County Winged Warriors is the half of the Knytes-of-Anarchy Kustmz Association that is for those who are into military aviation. Its another way of saying Confederate Air Force which changed their name 3 years ago to Commemorative Air Force. Most who want in that group think it has something to do with the Dukes-of-Hazzard and its only by a fringe of DOH. In essence by name only, not in scope. But they want to be in. Guess what that door is now closed. No more, unless I know you from the real body of the club.

Same goes for the rest of our subsidiary groups on Facebook. Quite frankly if it wasn’t for and of the club, I’d delete every damn thing of the club, me and all from Facebook, and leave the thing all together, and take our scheduled ad money along with it.

Any way, want to be my friend on Facebook? Best be a Knyte, or a sponsor of the Knytes. Or the request will be denied. As for me I am not asking to be anybody’s friend, so no more friend request will be sent out from me.

Need more sleep.

L8R Ya’ll

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If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
--Bob Hope
2 Timothy 1:13-14“What you heard from me, keep as the pattern of sound teaching, with faith and love in Christ Jesus. Guard the good deposit that was entrusted to you—guard it with the help of the Holy Spirit who lives in us.”

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OverKnyte Haul

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So I get up to check my blood sugar level, 212 was the reading. So in attempt to lower that b4 I went back to bed , I start watching my newest TV find, DSMonly to find this series had been cancelled in 2009. Really have I been without good TV for that long? All I know its one powerful series that should be renewed by ABC or taken up by someone. On TV things, got an email from one of our Hollywierd associates, that it’s a go for the series, Highway Hookers, which is a slight run at melding SOA together with Dukes, with a bit of Knight Rider the new version, a series about a group of toew bros, who toew days and evenings, while solving undercover crimes by night with a lot of detective work as PI’s. Series will be out around the conclusion of SOA, in 2016, watch for it.

So then getting ready to head in, went to Facebook, started a chat with our publicist, and what happens? Yep connection failure, again . SpeedConnect sent another tech over yesterday, woke me up when I was asleep, said he’d have the office call to reschedule. Which they didn’t, oh well, thought is. What the hell are they going to do, that ain’t been already done. Cept for a tower and outside antenna , there is no way to remedy this situation. Hell they’ve replaced what , 4 modems. It’s a simple fact of nature. There are trees in the path of signal. As long as those trees don’t start blowing in the signal path everything works moderately good. Storm comes up , trees get in the way, signal gets interrupted. Then there is the condition of not enough bandwidth fidelity, not just speed, simply put for our level of computer Internet SpeedConnect just does not have the horsepower. Its just that simple, so I’m switching at the end of October to Cable-One, its just common sense. But will have Cable TV in for the premier of SOA next week.

As I close wanted to let this out, many of our new pin up girls will be getting first chance at reading for casting for Highway Hookers the TV Series, starting in February 2014, as production will begin in May. From what I get our Toew Bro’s Club has been set for the basic foundation organization of characters for the series. Why I’m pumped, is that aside from one helluva make over, my LexiBelle , will be the lead truck star of the series. Finally LexiBelle will be the ultimate star on TV that she always has been on the road.

Until L8R Today,

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Quote of the Day:
If you haven't got charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
--Bob Hope
2 Timothy 1:13-14“What you heard from me, keep as the pattern of sound teaching, with faith and love in Christ Jesus. Guard the good deposit that was entrusted to you—guard it with the help of the Holy Spirit who lives in us.”

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Tuesday, September 3, 2013

knytes prayer

THE END OF DAY

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Good Night ya’ll

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God looks at the clean hands, not the full ones.
--Publilius Syrus
Isaiah 48:17“This is what the LORD says— your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel: “I am the LORD your God, who teaches you what is best for you, who directs you in the way you should go.”

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A day of recovery and hurray its raining

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As many a woman says, its time for our monthly.

As I get started here, found a comment from some idiot, that should know better, commenting on a post on YouTube about or challenging the validity of the club. Let me assure you, the Knytes were created and founded long before either the DUKES or SOA. The fact that both mimicked our clubs and environment as well as gave some spice to our clubs is a nice added piece. But the fact anyone would think we copied any body else or anything else, naw, its more like they got the ideas they express in their TV shows were taken from us. Nuff said.

Speaking of the club, did a bit too much celebrating previous eve, at the meeting of the club. The tokillya’s as well as the Jello shots, I’m holding my head with one hand and attempting to get my eyes to focus and carve this out with the other.

Of course not flying today what with the rain and all, while I could if needed , I remain in the house. Went out to the MVM seems as though the ice is melting, for $3,000.00 a month, the Twin Falls studio could and I say could be out there in a couple of areas of the food court is one thing, but if done right the MVM would be a keen place for the 2014 Miss Hazzard County/ Miss AyreWolf pageant, and talent search. Watch here for details.

Finally thinking here. That I might pass on the Subaru offering of the GodFather’s. While it’s a nice car, and cheaper going, without VA housing assistance this old wolf can’t see spending money on a ride that’s in near as bad if not slightly worse than LiL Wolf. So looks like me and LiL Wolf will be together for much longer.

I’ll have much more in Part 2 of the Hazzard Gazzette, but want to say this to our publicity manager in GA, that got hurt by a former guy pal. She has a roof over her head, and a place to sleep here in Idaho any time she needs it.

More L8R I need vittles,

Keep it tween the Ditches.

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Quote of the Day:
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
--Maurice Setter
Isaiah 48:17“This is what the LORD says— your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel: “I am the LORD your God, who teaches you what is best for you, who directs you in the way you should go.”

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As I get ready to go off to dreamland

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As I get ready to drift off to dreamland after a great HazzardAyre Radio show(more on that in a few ) I reflect on yesterday.

After I got done with our sweetheart , soon to be one of our Road Angels/SheWolvez, I  went to my twice yearly evaluation for my acquired PTSD, they call it, bullshit. Its not Bi Polar, Its not PTSD, its putting up with Civilian Yankee Stupidity Disorder. That’s what it is. Its not preying on people its nothing except going after a goal, and achieving that goal. It’s called putting women on film or other type, for the simple reason, most guys still like the look and visual appeal of a gal with a bike, truck, or warbird. Its admitting that a guy likes woman. Not a transsexual, not being queer, not being wanting to or needing to do unthinkable things to a lady, but treat her as just that a LADY. It’s called being able to drive a car or truck in a safe, but not retarded manner. Putting down the damn cell phone, not texting while behind the wheel, but watching the damn road. Knowing something about that which you are driving. Not being just a steering wheel holder and herding the rig down the highway but driving it. That’s is; Civilian , Yankee, Stupidity, Disorder.

Any time though I get the words, of or from my shrink and all like them saying, “ We want to help you do or become what you want to be” This mean stripping away your individualism, your identity, and making you part of the system, which every Hazzard-ite will resist till our dying breath. The Hazzard County spirit is to fight the system, being one who is not afraid of challenging the status quo, not being a conformist or part of that establishment, but saying I am me, God gave me the right to choose, I will not allow myself to be used in a manner that goes against the Bible, I will not subject myself to Churches that preach one thing but do another, or always have their hand out.

But I go, to get my monthly paycheck from the USMC so oh well.

Okay then, HazzardAyre.

As I have been getting to for many months now and its heating up faster than Boss Hogg eating raw liver, Next month the app for our station goes into the FCC. Between the 9th and 19th. In about two or so months after that the certificate is in our hands and KDXB FM goes on air full time.

With that in mind we want to kick it off with a humongous bang. Even in the middle of winter. A mini Pre season Hazzard County Nationals, with the Rode Knytes’s Road Angels, The Hazzard County Cheerleaders, snow machine races, an indoor custom show and one heck of a southern culture bash. This is why I have been pushing for the Pin up girl thing more this year than last.

However there is still need for on air talent, mostly lady in studio, maybe find me another Robin? Or Ellie May(Nurse GoodBody) plus studio construction helpers. So my days are going to be full.

As I close this morning, and its not just me. But Frank who runs the Angels & OutLaws Bar in Bliss, did some , ah lets call it accessorizing his place, with really worn, stained even scented female ladies attire, mostly bras, panties , nylons etc hanging over the bar on the ceiling.

Not to be outdone, at KDXB both the big studio as well as the Twin falls mini studio, we want to do the same. So if some of ya’ll who are female have some rather worn and thrashed undies etc that your going to get rid of anyway, send em to us we want them.

Until this afternoon,

L8R Ya’ll

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You have freedom of choice, but not freedom from choice.
--Wendell Jones
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What I didn’t say but wanted to.

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All I did was wake up long enough to check my blood sugar level.

Read a few emails, especially from one of our new SheWolvez, then meandered over to my facebook, where I’m being told, that many of my Facebook friends, just love this or that. Trouble is, many of my friends most likely have never heard of many of the things they are endorsing. seems as though however that a bunch of people went to court against ol Mark Zuckerburgs creation Facebook in a class action suit demanding a huge payout for endorsement fees resulting from facebook telling all too many that these people endorsed sponsored pages and or sponsored products. Many of which many did not even know about.

Few do.

The award was several million and in Zuckerburg’s eyes that ain’t much these days. Hell Mark has been in the eyes of the judge in many a court , many a time. But you’d think he’d get the idea. A banner ad , while annoying is one thing, and I understand that to keep Facebook free to use,Facebook has to sell ads, but, can you imagine the drop off of subscribers if Facebook charged to use it? Subscribers would be gone faster than flies in a structure fire. But do they have to be so crooked as to say my friends welcome this or that? Or they use this or that? And I seldom use much of anything my friends do, I choose my own, I’m a leader not a follower. But since so many want to follow, got an idea. Ya’ll follow me, and don’t log into or use your Facebook page next week at all. Not just a day, but all week. Write in the Help Forum you want to be paid for endorsing paid content. If enough of you do that, I guarantee ya’ll, Facebook will stop it and abide by the Judges ruling to stop the practice. Plus give some illumination to those that sued, to go back to the judge and say see they’re still doing it. That violates the out of court settlement and gives these folks full ward. Maybe they will share with others.

Okay then, moving on.

My blood sugar level, 185, high but manageable.

On the Road Angels/SheWolvez, With as dynamic a look as our gal this morning has, a bunch that said they wouldn’t I have no doubt will, including that Alaine what’s her name in Heyburn. She too has a super look, and if harnessed and managed much more taught, posing and vocal skills, and would show up to a casting meet and greet like our gal did this morning, Alaine too, would be a super talent. Most gals read pin up, or rat rod pin up, and immediately think, Playboy or at worst EasyRiders. Its more in the vein of roaring 20’s era and mid 60’s threads. Over the years I have seen these things from two points. One from some gal in college or about to go to college needing extra money and does a pin up gig or such for just the money, Which is fine. Then there are those that get into it , to start a career. Be it acting or modeling or both or at least something media.

I have seen two of ours do this. And while its only two they are the finest I have worked with, One is Cynthia Newell of Nampa. When I discovered her, she was picking cherries in Emmett Idaho with her parents. She saw a scribbled ad I’d put in the want ads up there from a piece of legal paper. For the Road Angels. This was back in 1988 somewhere. She sent me a Polaroid of her, and while I was at a Northwest Towing Council meeting there in Boise that year when I could afford to take LexiBelle>Lexi in green on a fun run, she met me in Emmett, we went over to Nampa to Karcher Mall when it was still the in place there. Instead of buying the most expensive stuff she went for the bargain table, bought some really cheap one off shorts and such, at the end of the week shot film, now she’s in NYC doing countless ads for major Madison Ave companies. Why , cause she did as I asked without question. And oh, as far as toes in hose against my nose, or shooting a pic or two of her little gems? You couldn’t keep her feet out of my face. Thing is SHE WANTED IT!! She wanted the fame, and the glamour , she wanted that spotlight on her. Now she has it, and she didn’t have to sleep with anyone to get there. Including me.

Then came Miss Dixie Diesel 1993. Robin who I hold as the ultimate talent ever of Confederate Steele Media. When I first met Robin off an ad we posted as a last ditch effort in a farm news paper over in Rupert, Robin came in a pair of trash pants, and some rag shirt. I told her what I wanted to see, she went home 10 miles one way fetched new threads and came back. That day, I met someone that worked with me like hand in glove. No matter what I asked, it was done without question. Any question. We worked in a sound booth that we made out of an old broom closet at the back of Cooter’s Hot Rods there in Rupert. I’d think of something for a shoot or ad, even in the middle of the night, she’d be on the phone, saying meet at the shop. Or I’d just go to the shop, and she’d just show up, like it was telepathic or something. Although looking back I could have had her in all ways, at the time I was involved , so was she, and if I’d have known the end results of my marriage to Jan, would have turned out the way it did, I would have linked up with Robin in nothing flat. Our rhythm, was such she could cut vocal copy during the day, and I could put a music bed under her vocal even if she wasn’t there. Oh and the foot nylon thing? Huh, it was nothing for her to have my nose in between her toes for a minimum of 30 minutes or so a day. She knew that to pull that off , on camera took lots of practice. She knew that her feet and toes were ticklish, so my breathing made her giggle at first. To get that one minute shot perfect and the right shot, takes countless hours of takes and retakes from different angles and all. Even though many don’t think so, feet and toes even with perfume added , between worn leather of a shoe before the shoot and all, her toes are going to be pew. Its inevitable. It takes two people that are going to do that, to not be self conscience of each other in front of a camera crew, a director, camera person, and a sound checker. You might just be there doing 15 to 20 minute bouts of holding and kissing toes in hose. Make one , even to a slight degree , movement, sneeze, anything and it needs to be redone. This takes more time, meaning more has to be spent. Do it once and right and its pay in her purse and in the club’s wallet. Robin knew that, and made sure it went that way, so we practiced and practiced. We started with a quick first time smooch, then over time, even during a radio show, she’d sit there with her feet in my lap me giving her foot massages. I got used to holding her feet, she got used to me, and now she’s doing Broadway productions and doing on screen work at Disney Studios.She learned the skills of taking direction, and rehearsal . Her yearly paycheck?  8 times what I do. Why? Because she listened. And if you want to know, while I no longer have pics of Cynthia, I do have albeit only two, but still have pics of Robin.

Now does this mean I know everything on media? Hell no, shit I can’t even upload only because I don’t know how(yet) to do it, to YouTube, I still do much of our production old skool. Using video tape, cassette audio tape etc, but you know what? 4 Emmys, Two Oscars, two CMA’s , I must be doing something right.

The way I look at it, its pretty simple. These video and media projects have only two purposes. One generate membership for the club, and two; generate money for the club to give to charity and do Gods work as everything I do is for him and his Glory. Anything else is just dust gathering. But success doesn’t come from an empty vacuum , your production and efforts are only as good as the people you work with and for. My blessing from God has been , I have worked with and for the very best in the industry. Both radio from Big Kelly out here at KEZJ to CJ at KSOP in SLC, I learned skills from Robert Smith,(WolfMan Jack) to Dick Clark. All were mentors. But rather than be a stuck up as many are, I want to pass on those skills lessons to others. Both in front of the mic/camera, as well as behind it.

Any mile, need to get back to bed, but join me next week as we take a week off from Facebook, do not log on, don’t check updates nothing. Only send messages to Facebook’s help forums etc that says, if you want to use my pic and name for endorsement for products and services, then we all want to be paid a fair amount for that endorsement.

Until L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the Day:
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
--Jane Wagner
Isaiah 48:17“This is what the LORD says— your Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel: “I am the LORD your God, who teaches you what is best for you, who directs you in the way you should go.”

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Monday, September 2, 2013

The other unsung warriors

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Before I get off on my usual rant here, got up this morning, to go to the meet and greet of one of our upcoming Road Angels, and found it had rained most of the night. Only to find my seat in LiL Wolf wet. So feeling like a 2 year old that forgot to wear his pull ups, with wet butt went to the meet and greet.

Got to the mall, to snag a Subway breakfast, which was good, but that garlic bread was a bit to garlicky so ate it anyway.

Finally she came and took mine and just about every onlooker at the Mall’s breath away. >Paige1 she flat had me twitterpaited. Never got to smooch toes in hose or anything to assess that aspect of her attributes but I’m confident we have a gal for the project any way. The meet and greet was great, but it does slap some of ya’ll in twin Fall’s face a little bit. Here’s a gal who drove the 100 plus miles one way just for a meet and greet and the rest of some of ya’ll couldn’t be bothered. Now that we are producing I think maybe some of ya’ll might want to reconsider.

Okay the unsung warriors of the highway are those that like me, throughout the winter are there rain or sun, wet or dry, warm or cold, night & day, even in the deepest snow, when that Prius slides off the road. Us who toew just don’t get the deserved slap on the back.

To that end along with our warbird calendar pin up project, the same sweethearts we have for that will be doing a pin up calendar of us in toewing. Which is why I was looking for toes in hose this morning at the meet and greet, but never got to see the toes in hose. It’s a play on words, grow up. Toe, Tow, get it?

Any way its like the same crap I got over the word Hooker describing a toew truck. Wish I had came up with the nick name but sadly it tweren’t me. That honor goes to Tommy Thompson, of TNT Towing of Boise. I just refined it a bit. I got it from a caption on an old Toew Truck of the month in the older version of Overdrive. Over the years I have stuck by that and that remains my firms original name to date. Highway Hooker Toewing. The only reason I modified it and went to Cooter’s Toewing/Hazzard County Garage as well as Dixie Toewing of Idaho, is to be more community acceptable. State fuzz felt queasy about calling out a company called Highway Hooker. The name is also trucker cb chatter for toew truck.

The marketing behind it, goes to the same reasoning as the punk rock band called Bare Naked Ladies. First the band was not ladies, nor were they naked. But the name got you to go to their web site and all to get their music. FYI, Bare Naked Ladies wrote and sang the title theme to the TV series, Big Bang Theory.

Any way my body has had it for one day, I’m going to bed.

But dig this in a few weeks our Road Angels will be in studio for an interview on air so you can meet them.

Until L8R Ya’ll

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--Muhammad Ali
Psalm 119:64“The earth is filled with your love, LORD; teach me your decrees.”

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