Despite popular and common displaced thinking!

Despite popular beliefs and displaced thinking, the toe smooch and all is not , repeat, NOT, a fast, lets get chummy path to taking advantage and having my way with the ladies.

The simple fact these are the main focus bits , that many have said can’t be done here in LDS dominated Utah.

Things like the toe smooch or the Bobby sox, kiss to do a pic, of a babe and all alah Fonzi thing. These are only a short and very seldom done bits here on HazzardAyre, or on our soon to premier TV network and series.

The thing is both the Knytes and the AyreWolvez, have been sitting on visual, bot still pic, pin-up as well as TV ads for the website, and the website itself, cover photo.

Additionally projects from photo business cards, to a set of calendars and merchandising , products, just because few if any feature model talent that knows how to act exists at least from mainstream agencies.

But I want to take this a bit further, and learning from personal historical happenings, its best to keep any serious fraternizing on the job from happening.

Yes , keep it a cheerful place to work, rehearse and all, but I do NOT WANT A personal SHEWOLF here.

I have learned that sex before marriage, brings the wrath of our Heavenly Father into the picture, and makes what could be good and solid, to becoming a real nightmare.

Sure , I try to get a natural rhythm going with all my talent auditions, especially the toe thing. Gentle feet and toe massage and all, so she gets used to someone else besides her signif other, touching her and especially her feet. Likewise kissing her toes. Beyond that little personal displays of any kind of touching between myself and the talent is kept at a minimum.

But it’s not to gain a honey for myself, rather one for the club, to entice the nearly 70% male corpuscles that would tune in to our streaming radio station and our TV network, to do just that, tune into us.

So yes I lean a lot on eye candy.

That said, all too many publications from EasyRiders, to Mini Truckin, also overdue the blonde blue eyed, g-string bikini shots. We want to show a gal can be featured with a hot ride, without being naked or nearly such.

To close this, and I hope both our two new hires for the SheWolvez, hubbys read this, its part of the job, I do not and will not try to do the bad and nasty, here. Your gals are safe with me and the club.

Which brings up another subject. The circling guy pals and by some of the new hires and all, whether here at the studio or on a photo shoot, greatly impairs the ability of both myself and or a camera/videographer. It’s just not professional, and it limits the ability to create.

Leave the old man at home, trust in us and lets get busy, enriching HazzardAyre, and the Knytes as well and especially the AyreWolvez.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If at first you don't succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!
--Unknown

Proverbs 1:8-9“[Prologue: Exhortations to Embrace Wisdom][Warning Against the Invitation of Sinful Men] Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Okay Lord I forgive, but I don’t forget

Okay so went to Church today, and was greeted very warmly, which is why I’m desperately trying to stay within the Ward. I’m getting attached to the people there and I like it.

There were a few things I now feel a bit irreverent about, like trying to see how many hot gals were there without wedding rings and my age, and for wishing that the parents of some of those toddlers and newborns guess summer was really hot, hey if you can’t go out in the sun, stay home and get down I always say.

So then met with the Padre. Only now there is much more of an urgency. Seems like Dastardly Dave my landlord wants me outta there By Monday night Tuesday morning early. So decided to inform the Padre, that the best course of action is to get a storage unit, set me up in a motel somewhere for about a week, that way I can snoop around and get something good, and work the deal through the Church, so will get in touch with the Padre, later in the evening this evening.

Was going to do the flip around come down, unload some stuff here, the go home and crash. However have some work to do here, at the studio, plus meeting Lil SheWolf here at 18:00 hours(6:00PM) to rehearse the toe smooch thing or work on a work around.

Was a tad disappointed in the Alpha SheWolf, the other night, not only was she dragging, but she was adamant about no touchy the toes, so okay, but now I know boundaries, will have to write up different bits for and with her, and get a stand-in for the slightly kinky, off beat things.

So Lord above, I forgive my Landlord Dastardly Dave, but I wont forget, wait until he’s stuck in the snow in the cold, this winter and needs a toew.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
WAIT! Nature calls!
--rdude
(in the middle of a ping-pong game)

Proverbs 1:8-9“[Prologue: Exhortations to Embrace Wisdom][Warning Against the Invitation of Sinful Men] Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction and do not forsake your mother’s teaching. They are a garland to grace your head and a chain to adorn your neck.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The Scents of a woman

With the attention to detail of the deed of me smooching toes in nylon hose to emphasize or target two common words that are spelled different, mean something different, but sound alike and even on a computer the E and W are so close to each other that a mis-spell is not only possible , but occurs fairly often. So with that in mind and for the better or worse over the years casting for Cooter’s A1 Toewing, for a Cinderella to allow me to kiss her toes I have became somewhat an expert on the subject.

That said, the question is always put forward, just what is a woman’s feet and or toes in nylons supposed to smell and of course taste like?

I shouldn’t say it like this, but in a slight way it is exact. A woman’s healthy, feet and toes in nylons smell and have a slight musk aroma, with the taste of slightly overcooked chicken. Of course there are changes in PH levels that make some feet smell like Fritos Corn Chips, a slightly unclean foot will smell similar to chicken noodle soup. If her feet and/or toes taste like pasta she’s got a chemical imbalance like type-2 diabetes. Yes you can check that condition this way.

However there are other smells or aromas that emanate from a woman’s body that are both pleasing, as well as rather foul.

Many situations can change these smells, none the least not showering, etc .

The mere idea that a woman going to poop is not supposed to smell is fooling himself. Most women depending on diet will have a healthy pee-ewe. However with the presumption that women are princess’s and thus all sweet smelling all the time will catch the wrath and fire of his lady if he enters while she’s doing number 2.

The other smells, one not touched on much because most men would never detect it, nor understand it.

The term Queef is a term not usually used in most mixed company situations. The condition occurs when air gets trapped inside the vagina, and is expelled similar with no sound like passing gas(fart). The smell usually is similar to someone burning toast in a fry pan with too much cooking oil. If she’s just finished urinating the smell will be that of burning water.

Then there is of course passing gas. Despite the of not my lady , yes women do pass gas. Depending on diet again, and time of month will determine usually how odoriffic it’ll be. Remember air from a woman passing gas goes two directions, one rearward and can go forward through or pass by the vagina, which if she was quaffing, will be a strange odor, resembling that of Mentholatum.

The underarms too will smell different on a woman than it does us male corpuscles. Reason, again the slight chemistry difference between the genders, her PH levels, sugar conversion and so on will make her underarms and sweat, smell like ammonia , or rather salty. Why talk about this. In making tender love to your lady, if her sweat and other fluids begin to get a slight sweet sugary taste or smell, start thinking liver, pancreas or kidney failure. As it is in diabetes.

Next time,

The slang terms of one of the sweetest places on earth the female human vagina.

It’s not just a fish taco.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
--Julie Andrews

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

I think we hit pay dirt, but its not official until lips kiss toes in hose

Two in and I’m getting giddy, Miss AyreWolf is skiddish on getting toes in hose kissed, however our Wolf Lamb is more than willing, but its not official until I have toes in hose against my lips under my nose, so we see how it goes.

It took a year here, but I think we are escalating to new altitudes here, for both HazzardAyre as well as the club and me for Cooter’s A1 Toewing.

Our Alpha SheWolf, and are were dragging in the studio. Me more so since I hadn’t ate a morsel all day and being here at 18:00 hours, meant no dinner at A&W, but I think we have lift off finally.

Reminds me of Jessie James and his gang, there is success in metro Utah, but only if you scratch and claw your way to it.

Got SheWolf on air but only minimal. She’ll get the rhythm of HazzardAyre, as well as our new Wolf Lamb.

I think our Wolf Lamb, that I’ll just call Lil SheWolf, after all she will be nominated to both the AyreWolvez SheWolvez as well. I think Lil SheWolf has the gumption and ambition, what bothers me, is the trust factor of both. Not that I think, in fact I know they should know nothing that they don’t happen will happen and I’m not shopping for a personal SheWolf here, although if someone were to walk in the door at age 55 or older I wouldn’t jump, but for everything that many wont do, I say find another honey that will. Talking this kind of thing between two gals goes further than if a guy is pitching it.

Okay then, have to cut things short, headed home have duty to the Ward in the AM , so will see all at 18:00 Sunday eve.

Lil SheWolf will be here and we’ll see just how close to lips and nose she gets in her hose, then.

Until then here’s a glimpse of Lil SheWolf.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.
--Mark Twain

Psalm 62:1“[Psalm 62] For the director of music. For Jeduthun. A psalm of David. Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

This just in, The old radio show for truckers will return

As I get ready to pull out and head for the house, to get some snooze before hauling back down to do radio tonight, I thought I’d get this out to you all.

In genitive agreement the old over the road trucker radio show the Road Gang, will be retitled as Dixie Diesel/Road Gang and will begin airing in March of 2015.

The same style , good old classic country music, road, weather reports and trucker industry news will be here.

Now just got to find a Miss Road Gang to co anchor it.

Any mile , been checking email, ready to see BrandiWine’s replies to my inquiry of confirmation to her being here tonight, ain’t seen it, she must be sleeping.

Catch ya’ll on the flip flop.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.
--Napoleon Hill

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Us Male corpuscles can get it too

Men can get it too. Did you know that a man carries all the needed parts to carry and conceive a baby? Sadly most men will not admit that we also have in our cell make up, estrogen as well as testosterone. As such we also can experience that special time of the month. Yes a period. While its not as dramatic as it may seem, such as bleeding, or puss, we will seep moisture. Men also can go through Menopause, yes the change. For men it becomes a slight reduction in seaman output. Even things as weird as a yeast infection, or what I term smelly balls can occur. Where even with careful washing, your crotch can smell atrocious. Which will make you more sensitive to allowing a sweet gal to go down on you, as she will be seriously gassed out.

The PH level will be different and smell worse than she does, its not the sweet musky scent, it registers up there with the rear of a bull.

I recently discovered this when getting an annual physical to fly. I had what is termed smegma. Smegma for all who don’t know, is left over build ups of semen or the left over discharge she left on you if she did in fact reach climax orgasm. Even wearing the flight suit, the build up can collect around the base of your shaft, and get slightly crusty around your testicles. This seepage is why many men have to organize their equipment every once in awhile. And even then your fingers smell really bad, not as much as if you just wiped your anus , but there will be a certain smell that is hard to get rid of, you wont easily detect it as much as she will.

A Doctor in Rupert once explained these things, and the fact that us male corpuscles carry , baby carrying equipment. A placenta uterus and so on. While delivery would be a serious challenge only by C section we could in reality carry a baby to term.

So the next time you think you have a none STD, but think your experiencing such a thing as a yeast infection, or get cranky at certain times of the month, remember you and I my fellow brethren, can get the same infections etc as women do.

If you want to find out more, log onto www.sexwithsue.com or pick up the book Quivering Jello.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Housing prices are too high in Utah compared to surrounding states like Idaho and Wyoming

In only one year and its all gone up. Question is; why?

A year ago about this time, when we first was surveying the area for me to go to air school to up my flight ratings, and to establish HazzardAyre, I knew commuting to Utah from Twin Falls was cost wise prohibitive. So I started looking at housing. Back then a good apartment here could be had for $500.00 a month or less. Seems that now days, your lucky if you can find a good room to rent here for that price.

Was there a housing glut or did the slight uptick in the economy give rise to rent rates?

By comparison in Idaho in many areas although I haven’t checked Boise for numerous reasons, one can not only get an apartment for $500.00 a month, but in some areas like Burley , and such, one can find a whole house for $500.00 a month.

Wyoming is pretty near that as well. So again the question needs to be asked, what happened that increased the rent rates in metro Utah?

I am thinking its not just greed, although that’s 80% of it, the other is the mirage of a job glut, more over an overstated economic forecast that says Utah is all bubbling. Truth is housing, fuel, utility, and numerous costs that should be fixed are way out of reality and not true. The number of truly homeless in Utah exceeds that of neighboring states. If you can find a place for $500.00 a month or less in Utah , hold onto it as best as you can which is about what I’m doing, except the fight in this old Wolf is nearing a give up level. Considering without a set of receipts that are evading me I don’t think the Bishop is going to help this time, considering the rest of the help I’ll need, including natural gas for heat and all, and the blooming power bill.

The effort is getting to me and I might be in a spot where I just have call Uncle and say I can’t do this any more.

Which is why I’m pushing to get BrandiWine trained our way and working here. So I can relocate right after the holidays if not before.

Its not that the Natural Gas bill is big at $40.00 the last bill I had, I could afford. Trouble is the dillweeds at Questar, kept sending my cousin the bill from March to June. Thing is the cousin is dead. Bud died a year ago, God rest his troubled soul, but why at first did Questar send Cousin Bud the bill when I told them not to at first long before I moved here, in late February? Second, why didn’t they call me until June? Clerical error or just Utahrd stupid? Has to be all that. The power bill, wasn’t my last two room mates supposed to cover part of that? Guess they didn’t, makes one wonder what they did with the money I didn’t collect from them for part of the rental fees. Then Jeff one of my room mates got tweaked about the supposed money I owed him? Really? Seems like I got took once again. our Heavenly Father says we need to forgive and treat and love thy neighbor as we want to be loved and treated. Trouble is , I do , but get kicked in the head in the process, if not mule kicked in the teeth.

Hope the Bishop will help, on Sunday, but if not at least I have the joint for 3 to 4 days to move out, and try curling up here at the office.

Found that I can shower over here at the truck stop, so either way, I’ll be covered. Next month, its rent the other office for a office by day, sleep place at night, both together will cost $500.00 but I trust these people, so we’ll see. At least I’ll have roof over my head.

If Utah is to keep improving and all it needs to get this high rent stuff curbed. Or its going to find in a year or so, people moving out as fast or faster than they move in.

Being held off by the Bishop, just for a few receipts, for prior rent bills paid, because I just can’t find the originals, is ludicrous. Its not like I haven’t been under pressure, no meds, heck can’t afford em, its not like Idaho’s Medicaid. Heck there the whole med bill is covered, here it’s a $4.00 co-pay. Like I’ve said except for the office/studio rent, that I pay as monthly dues to the club, the rest of the station’s expenses including employee wages are covered by the club. Club members put in time on the station is done through volunteer service to the club. Club members don’t make a tiny cent doing radio here.

So if I have misplaced these receipts, then I need to be forgave, helped out, on the conditions previous set forth on such things as storehouse duty.

We’ll see what falls from the tree, Sunday.

But Utah is becoming all too greedy in its housing prices. The economy hasn’t recovered to the point these rent rates indicate.

Is there a solution? Yes, it’s called get rid of the Yankees, in power and replace it with Confederate common sense. Be tuned in tonight at 18:00 6:00 PM for the introduction to and of BrandiWine Miss AyreWolf 2015, the Alpha SheWolf of HazzardAyre Radio.

Tune in at www.livestream.com/hazzardayre .

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
--Elbert Green Hubbard

Proverbs 19:20-21“Listen to advice and accept discipline, and at the end you will be counted among the wise. Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.