Sex in The Kountry,

First off here, can we keep it clean here. Example, went on a search of pics to put in the graphic for the column of HazzardAyre.

I was searching for attractive cowgirls/rodeo queens. After wading through what seemed the full jugurknot of porn to near porn found a few that could be used. Hasn’t anyone ever took their phone cams or their digicams out and photographed hot cowgirls at a rodeo before? If not, why not? After all, nothing sezz sexy better than a hot looking cowgirl in an even tighter pair of Wrangle Cowgirl cut jeans. Okay so it takes a very tight behind to pull that off, but hey, nothing looks better in the hay, and if you’d like to know, the first pair of shorts for Daisy Duke, were a drastically cut off pair of Wrangler cowgirl cut jeans.

Having a gal on a horse besides one of our two or 6 wheeled iron horses, sezz kountry sexy. Okay I know this is going to come up, but here goes. I spell country with a booted K, why? It goes back to legendary country music personality Kitty Wells who spelled all of anything country with that booted K, more over I saw that once on a billboard for a radio station out of Boise when they were hit kountry KJOT, there was the K super imposed over a cowgirl boot. It looked good so I have stuck with it. I know my southern kountry roots are showing more today. I get tired of these people who front being kountry to even rodeo, whose bunk house is apartment number 10 at the Classic Lodge and their Pinto horse is a Pinto car.

I love kountry, well true kountry women. Who can look refined in a floor length gown or dress, yet can put on a pair of coveralls and overhaul a John Deere, or at least not fear to try.

A gal who loves trucks, slinging a few brews out 4digging, or practicing barrel racing, for a rodeo. Those sparkly cowgirl Stetsons, with those silky tops as they ride out at a rodeo. To me that is true beauty. Especially if she takes a dip of Skoal, rather than light up a smoke or one of those vapor smoke things. Ever priced one of those? Friend of mine went to buy one the other day after I mistakenly ran over his. Damn thing cost near $200.00 , really? Heck I could buy 4 rolls of Skoal for that price and it’d last longer.

In this column we’ll be looking at relationships and such the kountry way. There is a difference.

City gals and Kountry Honey’s do, do it different.

Bikers and cowboys have it about right, We’ll treat or women as well as our leathers and ride our women as often as we ride our Harley’s or our horses. Kountry gals don’t wear their feelings on their sleeves, don’t twitch if someone says something out of context or at least colorful , kountry girls don’t start gossip, nor talk behind their guys back and certainly will stand up for their guys, in defense if someone is putting him down. The sign of a cowboy that is married or engaged is not the ring on his finger, but the knawed off Wrangler patch off his Wrangler jeans, his honey did the knawing off. Same goes in reverse of her. If you see a partly chewed off Wrangler patch off of her Wrangler Jeans, it means she is done spoke for.

Now then; lets chat about the concept of love and lust. There is a major difference.

For this old Rebel Wolf, I think of a gal or look at her in my mind at least 30 years older than she is, near balding, some pounds gained and think of , her hunched over the toilet hurling, with me holding her long dirt water blonde hair out of her face and washing out a towel so she can clean up.

Can you picture her sitting on the toilet doing her dooty, while your having a conversation? Do you see yourself being with this lady for 50 plus years, her out slopping the hogs, or slinging hay along side you? If you can, your in love, if you can’t your in lust. The latter is most city guys, its for them the 4 f’s apply, Findem, Feelem, Fuckem, Forgetem. For kountry men, its findem, go on a moonlit horseback ride, on a summer night , looking at the stars, and only having sex once a ring is on her finger. It’s for Kountry men, once you find her, keep her, and treat her as royally as possible. Give her your life as she gives you hers. Not just do her, and go find someone else. That kind of thing is what’s wrong with the entire nation. Too many easy ways out of a marriage, if there is even a marriage, a broken home, children that have no idea of who Daddy really is. That’s the city way.

Next time relationships from the lady’s perspective, written by our new Lady of The Knytes, Britt.

TTYLY

Of any place I have rested my bones, Evanston Wyoming is a place that requires one to take Lithium or get drunk.

Of all the places I have hung my hat and rested my bones, Evanston Wyoming is a place that requires one to take Lithium or at least stay somewhat drunk to deal with the doubting Thomas’ or fretting Betty’s.

I will never say I live in Evanston, simply because saying I live here, would mean that there is some measure of enjoyment here. Live means to LIVE not just exist which is about all I do, is exist.

I was going to head to the church today to do my assigned clean up day there, but just flat overslept. My body and mind needed to heal after a long week of all out manure. While I keep fighting for the club to get more involved in Evanston here, fact is the club would just assoon do only the radio station here, and me hang my hat in either Montpelier Idaho, or me in Burley, Idaho. Come over once in awhile to do the radio gig, then leave, and go home to Idaho.

Which is why last week at church I attempted to get to chat with Wanda there but never got anywhere . Likewise why I’m training Britt. This way by August, she can run things here. Know the ways of the club, and I do what I do best, fly dusting crops, build bikes and run a toew truck. As far as the bar, I , and the club is in agreement here, want to turn the Reaper into a none alcohol bar. No brew or whiskey, more on the idea of soda pop, organic nutrition drinks, food, and a place where young and old can dance, play pool, darts, Xbox games without getting arrested as they leave for a dui or worse.

Charge a entry fee of $10.00 per person, have a tween and teen night on Thursdays, all ages Friday’s and Saturday’s.

The Cafe of course will be open, 24/7 so that those freight haulers across the street at Flying J can get something to eat early in the morning or overnight besides SubWay.

Years ago I was into mucho brew and booze. I just had to have it. These days, since I let our Heavenly Father back into my life, and am working to realign myself to Gospel Principles to go to the Temple and all, I have no desire to get pasted. I like my root beer and my Mello Yello but little of anything else, but when frustrations enter in I think my would I love a shot or a brew.

Of course thank goodness I have my lithium, to keep my emotions in check so I don’t go out and beat up someone just for kicks.

Of course there are the human male to female relations that I attempt to deal with.

I hear from young and old, how bad they are mistreated and abused. Yet there are us male corpuscles that come from good, southern Christian homes that remained unified, despite trying times, that built lives and even small empires. As such us southern rednecks that have proper morals would love to hook up with women that NEED a human male corpuscle that will stick with them, be the shield against all enemies, be there to catch them when they fall. Be the strong shoulder for them to cry on when they need to. Be the sympathetic ears to listen to their concerns. Yet we get pushed aside for these Gorillas that only offer them a fast time in bed, and a only a so so life.

Used to be the church was the place to meet hopefuls. There were socials, dances, dinners, plays, etc. You’d go, get introduced and could make a connection. Church even had a church dating service called LDS Singles. You’d go online, fill in your profile and they’d link you up. Many of us that didn’t have Temple recommends were pushed away, but were still devout church members.

That gave way to many of male LDS members going back to the bar where any warm body was better than no body at all.

Which required repentance and months of refinding ourselves in the church, and renewing Priesthood and gospel teachings. Plus a lot of praying.

The radio network here is vital, since it generates the money for the Reaper Club, which is why that is so important. The Reaper, is a place as I previously outlined , where people of all faiths, ages and such can go, stay sober, socialize and still not abandon their church teachings.

A place for the entire family, not some place to just go get plastered.

A place with good wifi, go in get something to eat in the cafe, go play Xbox games upstairs or line dance downstairs. A place to just blow off steam and enjoy an open mic night for comedians, or dance to an old fashioned sock hop.

But as much as I work at it, it seems , we get fought, which is why of any place I have been or rested my bones, Evanston is one place that requires lithium.

TTYLY

Just can I ask you to go and buy and wear a pair of pantyhose?

So yesterday interviewed a gal for duty as production assistant for HazzardAyre Radio as well as a on air second anchor. So I tried to suggest several times that she pick up and wear a pair of pantyhose, and ya’ll know why about that so we’ll move on.

Seems that being seen without that dark brown rear seem is better than showing up with a bunch of fluff all contained behind the confines of synthetic packaging. I always would rather see someone in nylons, nice jeans or skirt, and medium to moderately high heels. It makes her look more professional and business like, not someone that’s there just to do a job and get paid, who does not give a shit.

The images we give off to people from what we wear and the basic regard for upkeep of our cleanliness

If your trying to sell something what you wear can determine how much of whatever it is they’ll buy if the buy at all.

The days of casual Friday’s and slouch working environments even the old style Hippie culture is beginning to erode for a more upscale well manicured uniformed professional look. I myself have resisted this trend. I want folks to accept me and/or the club for who we are as people not the coverings. But if we’re going to sell ad time etc to the suit and tie stiffs we have to look the part.

Now some young and even older who would be better off to, but in a measure of protest or something stopped wearing nylons. Somewhere about 15 years ago. Let me give you an example. 20 years ago, you could sit at the park or on the bench in Salt Lake City or in front of the CenturyLink building in Boise. There would be hundreds of hot looking gals in their mini skirts, 6 to 7 inch heels nylons and they looked hot, they looked professional and they were someone you wanted to do business with or at least take to buy a drink with.

Today you seldom find any body at either location, they don’t wear dress’ or nylons or heels or both, and most guys don’t give them a second look. The old song by ZZTop that went Every Girl goes crazy for a sharp dressed man can be reversed in the idea, every guy melts like Jello at the site of a hot looking gal in a skirt heels and nylons.

Here at HazzardAyre we strongly urge any and all female employees and model/on air talent to be in heels, nylons and skirts. Even if their legs are a bit beefy. It goes back to our roots finding talent and featuring same of the heeHaw/Hazzard County days, network censors demand that , that much leg be covered in nylons. If your going to be in studio with me or work on camera etc , which is 80% of the time, you have to be dressed in such a way that if and when the red light of the camera comes on your ready.

So I ask any and all of our new employees at least the feminitile employees to stop at the Wal-Mart, buy a cheap pair of nylons, put on a skirt and be dressed to thrill, when they come out to go do business with me.

So in closing, can I just suggest, if your interning or coming to apply for a job with and for SAMCRO MC, Can you just go and buy and wear a pair of Pantyhose?

TTYLY

 

Have we had enough of this? The Mom nearly killed the baby

Okay this might sound mean or not caring, but while I have sympathy and all for the little baby that survived a tragic wreck in Spanish Fork Utah. I am getting tired of the story. Let Lilly heal, let the bad memory of a mother who took narcotics and was in the process of suicide, subside and lets move on.

My heart goes out to the family and all, but the media is just as ornery. They get one story that goes viral, and we have to hear and see it for weeks. LET IT GO ALREADY !!

Results from the interview on SAMCRO MC’s new media intern, went well. Mom was a bit hesitant, of allowing Britt to come to the Wolf’s Den by herself , but she did come.

The Reaper Club is on hold. The reluctance of the owners of the old Lotty’s Bar and Grill which is where we have been looking at putting the Reaper Club is taking all too long and drug out.

So we are looking for other locations in Uinta County and not so much Evanston. Rebuilding the old Lotty’s facility and all is not dead, but one can only wait so long.

Several Locations around the county near Evanston, but not in it, are being evaluated. But remember the Reaper Club was an extended option, our main goal was and is KDXC FM/KDHK AM , nothing much more certainly not less.

Of course Hazzard County Choppers/Highway Hooker Toewing, is second on the list.

Doing a walk through Saturday afternoon, at Lotty’s and the paperwork hits mid week next week.

SAMCRO MC, does not like dancing around. Its now time to take a dump, or get off the toilet.

More on Britt later, but I can say of all the younger than 30 prospects I have interviewed , Britt displays the most promise. I’m going to be counting on her, to carry the ball on all Evanston operations. She needs training, but she’s smart enough and eager enough to make it work.

Have church clean up work Saturday morning, then its pin up girl auditions from 13:00(1:00PM) to 16:00(4:00PM) plus the walk through which I hope Britt and her mom that is pretty hot herself, will be there to pick up on what I miss on the walk through.

TTYLY

Sorry , but the club does not need you, but You sure need the club

It happens just about every time with just a few exceptions, the club hires outside of membership, and the new hires split, because their not making immediate money. Hard to say that just a week not Matt and Sammi decided to go elsewhere. But this was not a employment gig. They needed a place to do Tattoos, the club needed somebody to do ink, the club agreed to pay rent on a place for them to do that, in exchange for a drastic reduction in the cost of them doing the ink for the club members.

But they chose to bail, something to do with me using up their time. Fine go elsewhere the club doesn’t need you, you need the club, but hey go out and find someone else as accommodating as I and or the club is. You don’t bite the hands that are feeding you, nor growl at someone bringing you the food. You work with the club , the club works for you. I get tired of the bullshit. You try to give a hand up, and get kicked in the jaw, I have two more interviews for new hires. The stage has been set for the Reaper Club, but its not so set in stone or ink on paper, that I can’t say bag it. Sure the western Wyoming flagship hq for HazzardAyre Radio/TV will be here, that’s why I left Utah and have went through so much crap that no amount of ass wipe can clean it up. But if certain people have their head up their butts so far that they refuse see the light, I haven’t got the time, nor inclination nor am I willing to mess with them.

In closing, Matt and Sammi are history, the Reaper Club is holding on a thread, but radio hq will be here, but I’m already looking at the July departure. I’m sick of it.

Tell you how the interview goes Friday afternoon.

So to Matt, Sammi, and much of Evanston, The Knytes do not need you, but you sure as heck need the Knytes.

TTYLY

Don’t be kind or complimentary, just be like a Marine Drill Instructor

Want to do business in the 21st Century? Be a dang DI, and make people feel unimportant, degrade them to mere servants and never be kind or complimentary, especially women.

Dig this and it happened once before here, but sent a message to a gal that showed me all kinds of properties yesterday, saying how professional, and efficient she was. So Matt gets back to me saying they were somewhat offended. Really for saying someone is doing a good job, thanks for helping me and the club. I must have an invisible tattoo on my forehead in NEON letters that says, Predator or worse, or something that gives off the vibe I want to do the nasty animal carnal thing to you, not . I and most if not all the club respects that piece of jewelry on the third finger on the left hand of women. But that should not mean you have to just be mean. But apparently that’s what you have to be. Over the next year and a half, SAMCRO MC/Knytes-of-Anarchy will be dumping just under $30,million into the Evanston/Bear River Wyoming area. Likewise in Lyman Wyoming and Randolph Utah areas. We need the resources of a good real estate person as a associate.  Sure the lady real estate person looked good and that’s a bonus, but aside from teasing, the last thing I’d do right now is try to make a date there. Of course this extends to the gals that’ll be working at The Reaper, the ladies for the calendar and video, and of course TV ads etc. In all cases it means that members and myself don’t dip your pen in the ink well.

However I do tease, and if these gals can’t handle my teasing that is near harmless, how will they handle being around some of the other members of the club? More over patrons of the Reaper and even doing a radio show in a 10X10 radio studio, for 6 hours?

To hell with it, the old saying my mom said to me as a wolfpup, of you can catch more with kindness that you can being ornery is gone. You have to be mean, and demeaning just as my DI when I was at boot camp was to me.

TTYLY

 

In our world, performance counts

Still can’t sleep.

In the world of Hazzard County Choppers/Highway Hooker Toewing, performance counts, or its out. There are dozens of examples, but if its something I’m involved in as my company, or something the club gets involved in, its Git-R-Done, or we’re out of it.

Now , sure we could just give the big middle finger to the local gals here, hire model talent from Hollywood, shoot the ads and be done with it. Sure we’d have many local officials and city fathers and county grandfathers bitching on, “why didn’t you hire local gals for this?” Our response is, “ We tried, but you were too stuck up to do anything, nothing personal but this is business” . This is not a new happening.

I remember back in 84, we built a off road version of ye old General Lee, and were just about to open what we called the Hazzard County Garage, Truck and 4x4 shop. The father of the Dixie Diesel Shop. So Bro(Ace-of-Spades Culbertson) had his main squeeze do it. However the only reason she did it, was because she got jealous, because I had booked a pro model out of Burbank, through Four Wheeler Magazine, who we were running ads with at the time, to shoot a feature. Claressa got peeved at Bro, who got me to use Claressa , and not the pro model. He said it’d save us money. Bullshit, if I’d have just used the pro model, we’d have been on the cover, as it was we became the back cover and lost brownie points. Since then the idea is to use pro agencies when we need this kind of thing. But the High Council said, try to find locals for this to generate local brownie points.

That said, I can remember last year, about this time. We went to Talent Management Group of Utah. Spent a full afternoon there. Never did get to fully audition anybody including trying the kiss on the toes in nylon hose, the one gal we thought was good for the project was too expensive, especially when I never could get TMG to have her drive up to Ogden for a second interview. So doing business with a pro agency, and there are only two in the area, TMG and McCarty’s in Salt Lake City. The rest are schools disguised as agencies. Few if any of them have SAG, or AFTRA certification, and many are students trying to do modeling/acting to fund going to college to do something else besides modeling/acting.

More L8R Ya’ll

ttyly