Let’s invent the I got to go potty app or button

Hammering away at the old computer most of the day, as well as being on air during most of that chiseling away I have come with an idea. Instead of just a few minutes pause button, when nature calls, how about a serious I gotta go Potty app or button on your computer? Taking into consideration whether your going to go number 1 or number 2. Number 2 poo-poo might take longer than the normal time frame, depending on the amount of breakfast at JB’s or if you just happened to eat at home or the office a pint of Yogurt, a apple turnover from the infamous Wal-Mart bakery, hey they’re getting better there, even had my audio connections I needed. Guess if you bitch enough you get what your looking for. Any flyte, how about the I gotta potty app so when nature calls you can go when you need to go, and what ever it is you were doing online or on the computator will wait a prescribed 10 to 15 minutes up to an hour depending on the nature of when nature calls.

Now that would be an invention. Finally getting in gear here, and getting ready to bring LexiBelle here. I configured over the last few days, it might be best just to throw down and stay put. Let the Knytes and I sink in here, and fertilize this field that we’ve been planting these seeds in. Even if Mr. Madia does not want to return a phone call, we’re going forward.

Last , should there not be at least if you up your internet connection to 100mbps should not the go up side, go to at least 20 mbps up? I did, upgrade, but the go up side is still about 5mbps. Need to do some talking and squwaking don’t ya’ll think? Last here , how come there’s no place downtown to grab some bacon and eggs with crunchy Hash browns, down town Evanston, surely there’s some that work downtown that’d love to grab breakfast downtown, Ain’t there?

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
We're lucky poodles migrate south.
--Al

Proverbs 31:10, 27-28“[Epilogue: The Wife of Noble Character] A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Maybe I ought to charge money for me

So got off the air, ah it felt good squeezing into your speakers overnight, so to wind down a bit, scanned over the available TV channels and caught the FoX Business Channel and the Best of Imus in the morning. So for shyts and giggles, strolled over to Imus’ fan web site, and found that just to sign up for bulletins and such of Imus, ya’ll have to rake out $30.00. Really? That will not happen with any of what we do online and over the air for ya’ll. I think some of these famous and infamous radio jocks’ web sites, and it goes from Stern to Imus to Bob & Tom, to tune into archived shows or to get 411 of that big headed jock, one needs to pay money. Naw that ain’t right. Networks pay them all too well enough for that, more over, the networks do up the sites by and for these on TV and OTA jocks. As for me, I’m somewhere between infamous and famous and if you want to tune into me, on air or archived just truck or fly over cyber space to www.livestream.com/samcroradio or www.livestream.com/hazzardayre , its free and you can listen to our hijinks' as well as the music and so on. But maybe I’m not doing myself any favors, might I charge and all for ya’ll to drop by fan page. Just might have to look into it, but I’ll tell ya’ll this, it wont cost you more than $10.00. If ya’ll want, send $10.00 to us and we’ll sign you up and you can tune in, as well as get an autographed Tape(cassette) or a cd, of one of my shows. Seems as if ya’ll are going to pay, I’ll get it lower than anyone else does.

See ya’ll on the air on www.livestream.com/hazzardayre at around noon, Mountain Standard time, and at 23:00(11:00 PM) Mountain Standard Time on www.livestream.com/samcroradio .

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.
--G.K. Chesterton

Proverbs 31:10, 27-28“[Epilogue: The Wife of Noble Character] A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

We’re on the air, well sort of:

So why, ? HazzardAyre Radio is more, much more than the only voice online streaming radio and over the air radio dedicated to the true history of the Dixie nation. HazzardAyre Radio is the voice of all military aviators and Marine/Navy aviation. HazzardAyre Radio is the voice and music of the Interstate highway, HazzardAyre Radio is the only NPR(National Public Radio) network station between Salt Lake City Utah and Laramie Wyoming. HazzardAyre Radio is the voice and ears of The and of course the lonely tow truck owner operator. This is HazzardAyre Radio. Now that you know what we are lets clear the mud a bit from our windshield. 11 years ago, a competing online network came on , claiming to be the online radio source for the southern movement. Ray did a really good job, but his time and energy not too mention his financial resources dwindled a bit, and as of March 31st 2015, Dixie Broadcasting ceased running. 15 years ago, a budding online radio program started as warbird radio. Matt tried hard to give us his all but again, took a powder and outside of a little bit of archiving no warbird radio. But who is on the air still? HazzardAyre Radio. Now HazzardAyre was blessed by both the Knytes as well and more importantly Heavenly Father. In fact Heavenly Father gave me the name one night as I went to bed, beat and wondering, in Buhl Idaho in 2011. How to blend the two concepts of all things Hazzard County without so much Dukes, and military aviation especially the experimental The Lady from which I get my on air handle AyreWolf and the Ayre of HazzardAyre. When all of a sudden through the midst of the middle of the nyte, like a shot of Uncle Jessie’s shine, there it was, just as radiant as Daisy Duke’s legs, HazzardAyre.

HazzardAyre began as the written publication published and distributed everywhere in the Magic Valley which includes, Buhl, Twin Falls , Jerome, Shoshone, area of Idaho, that Monkey Bizzness/Hazzard Gazzette was found. When all of a sudden I got a check, wasn’t much, some $1,500.00 of an interest payment on the Montgomery Foundation, but money none the same. So over to Radio Shack in Twin Falls Idaho, I went, and after some $1,100.00 was spent, HazzardAyre Radio premiered in the summer of 2012. Now distributed to 2,000 radio stations across the United States and Canada, Australia and over the Armed Forces Radio Network, HazzardAyre Radio is everywhere. And now headquartered here in Evanston Wyoming, and about to go fully over the air on our own signal both AM as well as FM. HazzardAyre continues to grow, but its not been easy, but I’m resting easier knowing that the fruit and a harvest is about to come from all of the seed planting, tilling and cultivating this beauty called HazzardAyre.

Yes we areThis is:

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All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone.
--Jean de La Bruyère

Proverbs 31:10, 27-28“[Epilogue: The Wife of Noble Character] A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

More Puzzlement from Evanston

So near the condition of starvation I decided to take some of the plundering's from last night, oh didn’t tell you, about 22:30 hours Highway Hooker Toewing got from a auto club its first call. So after making $2,500.00 it was celebration time this evening, except no place to celebrate. First thought, Legal Tender, a Steak, brew and spuds. Guess what? Legal has no top sirloin, drank one beer, thought the old log lodge might be open, nope, they’re closed. So bought some groceries from Wal-Mart, and came home. But hey the fun is not done yet, went to the soda machine here at the Wentworth, no COKE, it’s empty again. Didn’t they just fill that a week ago? If so they didn’t stock much. Must think the LDS bunch here at the Wentworth don’t drink COKE, they smoke and sniff enuff of it, but no drinky.

But did learn something on the way to the Log Lodge, a shop, near where Nate and I opened our first is open. Now think, if the crew of all things wyld Hazzard, were to open Hazzard County Kustoms here, along with Highway Hooker Toewing where we could house all our trucks, including our heavies, I can nearly tell you this, first my fixing my rides would be done much faster, two; we’d put virtually every damn shop including Nate’ current one out of business so fast that it would be greased lightning. Don’t worry Nate I ain’t aiming at coming after you, but if we open with our equipment and techs, with the lowest labor rates in three states, can you say virtual take over?

What I can tell you is this, the village of Evanston best be kissing our butts, and sucking us off on a regular basis, as we might just be the only economic force to save its broken down town. Can’t get a steak and brew, can’t find anyone to get off their ass to fix my car, and still I can’t get even a few of the so called interested parties on the radio station to get on the damn phone to call me back. I’m not pissed I’m bewildered , I can see ones resistance, but hey, we are the only ones in this town with venture capital, and we’d just assoon spend it on ourselves. Maybe we open a brothel(that’s still legal here by the way) Those that did not want to work for us or were hesitant to, might want to rethink, of course the application interview is going to be a bit more shall we say physical?

I just wonder how long it’ll be before we change the towns name from Evanston to Dixie?

Stay tuned

Quote of the Day:
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
--Elbert Green Hubbard

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You know a town is in bad shape when you can’t find a stamp machine at the post office

So yesterday went with some reservation to Church yesterday. So the end of a short sacrament meeting thought I could go and mail off my gas bill. But what did I find at the Post Office? No stamp machine. Maybe its fear of vandals or something but even Hazzard Idaho’s mini Post Office has a stamp machine, even the one in Bliss Idaho a town 8 miles north of Hazzard of a population of 204.

Of course then wanted to get something special to eat to help ease the pain of a solo Mothers Day, but what did I find only fast food, McDonalds but nothing in between. Oh sure JB’s, but that place makes me sick, didn’t think of the Legal Inn, but so I bagged a meal at McDonalds.

Now today thought of going out, but with mucho production under way to get some things bagged and put together for on air, at least to the syndicators, I never made it out of the Eagles Nest, but ya’ll know that it’s a real sad town when even the Post Office doesn’t even have a self serve stamp machine.

Maybe moving isn’t such a bad idea.

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Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.
--W. Clement Stone

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Your life may be changing overnight

If your like me a disabled veteran from any branch of military service, and you think you VA, and Social Security benefits will remain as they are after the next elections, Think again. The wagons are already getting into a circle, to reduce those benefits, just about if not every Republican in the running is preaching reductions in entitlement funding. Your benefits will get reduced at least $100.00 to $150.00 a month, if not more. You might be able to pay a rent for a shabby residence, but you wont have much if anything left over. Oh sure the Mexicali’s especially the female near pregnant Mexicali’s will be okay, but if you’re a reassigned Marine (Marines never retire, just get reassigned) thinking what you get now is going to be what you get come 2017, think again. Even the grand old Hillary is aiming to lower entitlements, and scrub many health plans. For me its self protection as well as self preservation that I’m looking at finding ways to take what few abilities I have left to be able to make a reasonable living. Oh sure there are those that are comfortable right now, who will not get off their butts and even try to engage in an enterprise or some kind of off record income generation, they think they can live in the low income apartments get aid for utilities, and only the women of our population have an edge, they can hustle some guy, get pregnant and he’ll be paying through the nose for the rest of his life. Some call em Cougars, I call em Pariahs , the eat at the bottom, only going to the surface when they find fresh meat, take their fill, and then dumping the guy, only to knowing that his child support money will be that extra money. Trust me guys they’re out there. Last November I was pushed just shy of a boot on my butt out of a nice facility in Woods Cross. Its not the people who owned the joint, as I was dumb to trust in them, as well as a shyster in Ogden that rented me a run down duplex style apartment there in Ogden. The reason I rented the office? Get on air talent especially of the female gender. It wasn’t a he & She thing, but what worked for Stern and Robin Quivers I thought would work for us. But hey little Red Ryding Hood, didn’t want to enter the domicile of this Big bawd Wolf, so an inexpensive office/studio was needed. So I rented it. Thinking that I had the support of a roommate, to help pay bills, and all I felt safe in doing so. But while they had money to pay for $6.00 a cup coffee, everyday, I was going to the area Bishop to get help with rent and utilities. After I got rid of one, I got another who did the same thing. To the point I ended up living in that office/studio. The owners of the Office/studio or at least the complex it was in , said no to overnight residence there although I couldn’t see any difference between my living there and being on air 24/7, the female on air talent help still never came, guess I was shopping in an area, that was not ready or willing to make that kind of a jump, but they will try out for being a Dallas cowboy Cheerleader. Or working at a strip bar. Why? Any way I got pushed out of the office. The smart thing would have been to rent a room in Tooele, and commute from there to Woods Cross everyday and keep things together there. But nope, I got wind of a failing if not completely defunct AM radio station that went under, and the two signals for FM out of Woodruff,. So I moved to Evanston Wyoming. I got here, got conned into what was advertised as an apartment with all things paid, only to find it was a trailer, coupled with another trailer out in the middle of bum screwed Wyoming. After freezing to death nearly twice, I got what I thought was help out of a wireless Internet company here. But hey never say that their front counter girl is cute enough to be on a fashion magazine, or that she had poise and all to be Miss America, shit they get all pissed off, cut you off at the end of December even though you paid for the service, and all and wont even come to the talking table. Strike one. Now I had all intents of going back to Utah then, but hey the 30 plus below zero, froze up LiL Wolf, so had to get that thawed out and went and fetched General JaxSon. Only to find the repairs I had paid dearly for were not done in fact made worse. Law suit pending. So I was stuck. So had a great lady here at the Wentworth that fought for me to get me in here. I’m okay now and only by the help of my local LDS Ward have I been able to partly recover. But that help is over I have to start looking at just who is really going to get behind me and join in, or how many are just giving lip service and just dancing around. Face it, many yap about how bad this town and immediate area needs a good hometown radio station, yet the few that say they’ll help or support it, are no where to be found when the time comes to roll up their sleeves. As far as the Knytes, their opinion is cut tail and get out of here, which I’m seriously working at. But here’s why. The mere $1,100.00 a month between my Marine pension and SSI, will not cut it, if entitlement and other things are reduced. More over the verse in 1st Timothy that says those who do not work should not eat. Applies. I do not have a last name like Welling, or Hutchinson, or some old money deep pocket family creed under me here. So I have to carve out what few scraps I can get. I’m way too wyld and all for here. Now sure , I’m used to small town cliquishness, and clannish attitudes. I have lived really lived in all kinds of small rural towns in Idaho, yet none of them equal this this one in a push to arms length, feelings that I get here. That said I hate just dumping this, and my fight for the underdog which is Evanston is usual, but my patience and affection is wearing thin. Why? Because I know that come 2017, my income will be nearly cut in half, by forces beyond my control, that $1,100.00 will be cut to just about $733.00 or less. I want to be where I’m towing and building Harley’s again, and at least able to go buy a cup of Coffee at the Depot Grill again. Plus of course making good money on the radio, more over fighting for the preservation of the core value of the Knytes, the restoration as well as preservation of our Dixie way of life.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
--Albert Einstein

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Where Is Hazzard Idaho?

So much to tell so little time. Hazzard Idaho is a mythical place located between Hagerman and West Point Idaho, just off of U.S.-30. Hazzard became Hazzard in the spring of 1982, shortly after a few enterprising youth then as a crew of the REAL , Hazzard County Garage in the real Hazzard Idaho, decided to create a small rural gear heads old nostalgia based hot rod club, in 1980.

Hazzard became a real small town of then 125 people as part of a referendum that passed the Idaho Legislature, in the fall of 1981 and city hall was located at 3006 National Fish Hatchery Road. The road became Deere Creek road several years later. Hazzard Idaho, is home to Shady Grove Dairy Farms, Sandy Farms, Rangen Trout Farm and that’s a short list. The town boasts 250 people today.

That’s the story of Hazzard Idaho.