Every time I try to get out they pull me back in

HazzardAyre is going through a bunch of changes. With equipment uprating and all so there will be off times that HazzardAyre Radio will not run as usual. I’ve had to scale back to weekends for doing radio and do the rest of my vocational chores the rest of the week.

If your born into or were around things Dukes and of Hazzard County it gets into your blood. Not so much the TV show, but the lifestyle of which was its back ground. As such I’m sliding back, in the words from a GodFather movie, every time I try to get out they pull me back in. If it was up to me I’d get out of it or at least distance myself, but there’s 99,000.99 members of our organization that said stay along the Hazzard highway so, it is so it will be.

TTYLY

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So long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll have Paul's support.
--Anonymous

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Time to move on and go forward

In every life even those in media there comes a time when one needs to look in a mirror, and draw the conclusion that the constant back biting , regional fighting and creative disenchantment is no longer worth the personal stress and distancing is required.

This was one of the things I and some members of what was the Hazzard County Knytes faced in 2008, when the decision was made to go on two concepts, one being what the Knytes started as, as being an over the road big truck organization and the idea of a custom/tricked out commercial truck, old skool lifestyle truckers organization. At the time the decision was made to rename the Hazzard County Knytes into two organizations, The Rode Knytes Association as well as the Knytes-of-Anarchy. While It was great in being part of the Hazzard /Dukes community and all, since the shut off of the series in 1985, and except for the friendship of both Ben Jones(Cooter) and wife Alma, much of the Hazzard County community has ignored and rarely contributes in any way, even acknowledging that this organization out west, some of the most loyal fans of that show even exists. As such, HazzardAyre will continue as the radio source of that Hazzard County community, but the blog, and my efforts will be as going forth being the head of the Rode Knytes Association, as well as Regional Commander of the AyreWolvez Association. More over much more time will be spent on things Knytes-of-Anarchy than that of things Hazzard County/Dukes-of-Hazzard.

I have always said , Hazzard County is not just a place on Earth but a place in the heart, and there as for me it will remain, however the lack of acknowledgement from Tracey Duke, Ben and Alma, the duplication allowed by both Ben and Alma for another Hazzard County Garage and all, makes it to where, myself and the 100,000 members nationwide needs to step back and go on our own in and on our own path, and not so much things Dukes.

As such, you’ll find my writings at www.knytesscroll.blogspot.com and my radio show on www.livestream.com/highwayhookerradio as well as on www.livestream.com/samcroradio , and little on HazzardAyre.

Much of the cast of the Dukes have moved on to other projects and roles, likewise the supporting organization that put the Dukes back on CMT has to now back away and let the Dukes and all succeed or fail on their own rather than with our support.

Stay Tuned.

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--Marcus Tullius Cicero

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fROM dUST tO dAWN

I wonder sometimes if the people who rent apartments across from me in the Washakta Apartments, that there’s a hungry wolf watching over them from a second story office apartment complex doing all nyte radio? If they did would they cover their windows on the west side more or the meth addict women over there would open them up more to show what few attributes they have? Does make one wonder don’t it?

Alrighty then. There’s a tale to tell here so bare it with me, oh please bare it. Back when through many events and culminating with the death of my Dad, in 1978, I had come home on the first family furlough that I got from the UCSMC and even though still with my head in the clouds training to fly, I knew that I would have no chance at steady flying in civilian life at least then and more over in Hazzard Idaho. So I opted to long haul trucking, at least I had that thought. However during the semi civilian transition from Marine life into civilian life, I was building hot rods like there was no tomorrow. Thing was I got tired of having my friend up at the I-80 Texaco drag the bone stripped hulks that I built into customs. Of course my moms COPD was worsening and that meant going from Active duty to Reserve duty was required to be able to be close to Hazzard in case Mom needed me for something. During this time a hot rod pal in Twin Falls Idaho who ran Valley Towing and Radiator the best place to take a leak, out on south Park street, there had a slightly aged 75 Chevy 1 ton with a Holmes 500 on back. Then came that early morning that I saw her, in here dawn breaking splendor. White vapor from her stacks, chicken lights all a glow, she took my breath away. So I talked to Dave he agreed to sell her, as he was buying a first edition wheel lift, Dodge, so on April 15th 1978 that truck came home with me to Hazzard. $5,000.00 out of my Moms savings, another $3,000.00 from my Marine pay and she lived in Hazzard. I had several names for my starting company, but one early morning walking home from the mail box up that 1/4 mile of that dirt road I started thumbing through that months edition of the original Overdrive Magazine that had a wrecker of the month in it, in that issue, was a pearl white 75 Peterbilt rig called the Happy Hooker. Hooker being trucker slang for tow truck. Of course this was a idea moment, but it is not the entire story. A real tow brother in Boise Tommy Thompson of TNT Towing there had some T shirts done up stressing on the idea his rigs could tow anything, in so doing he came up with a tag slogan line that read our Hookers can Handle anything. Then came the day when fetching a mini van on I-84 at MP 162, this freight hauler said over the CB there’s a hooker on the side of the road. The terms and all got my wheels in my head spinning. So I scratched out the name D.K. (Diesel Kid-my then cb handle) Towing and renamed the company Highway Hooker Toewing mis-spelling tow as toew on purpose. That ran until the mid 80’s until I found Hazzard County. Now with much of the Hazzard thing starting to wean out of me the decision to rework everything back to much of what we started with began to emerge from the ashes, like a rising Phoenix and so Highway Hooker Toewing is going to be the company name from hence forth. Yes all things Hazzard is retained, through Hazzard County Choppers my Harley shop, and of course Dixie Diesel Shop, but there’s been too much fighting between the right and left coasts of thing Hazzard Garage and all that I tearfully relinquish and retreat and work things back to what I started, not some distant TV show.

I pulled back from this rename back in 2005 when a small tiny town 65 miles north of Evanston’s Police chief and all made such a fuss over the company name. Even though one word with two meanings ours again being trucker slang for tow truck, was misunderstood, and even though the towns two biggest employers being OTR truck stops, with cb’s chattering all the time, the tiny 504 population of only 5 being none LDS and the rest being all LDS , said not in our town. With everything that happened then I should have sued the city government over all of that, but hey let things be what they are and forgive. But LDS or not , Highway Hooker Toewing will regain its prominence again.

Okay then, if your going to name a company that just yearns to lean towards the word Hooker and its second meaning why not play on that other meaning? So repaint the trucks , and go bazooka over the two meanings and blend them together. My first computer on then Win95 Hotmail email address and still is hwyhooker@hotmail.com , Okay then moving on.

Highway Hooker Toewing is going to be my attempt to get back to my toew roots. As such there’s our radio show that I started as part of the then KTOW our stations original legal call letters, called Highway Hooker Radio heard on www.livestream.com/highwayhookerradio . The legend continues.

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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
--Jeffrey Bernard

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Here’s one that will stump Google search

It must be said that having a sandwich will cure just about anything. Two pieces of Cheese ham Oscar Meyer style between two Wonder Bread slices of bread and a heaping amount of Mayonnaise will cure the hungers. Goes to show Oscar Meyer meats will last several months in the fridgideezer and not mold. Now dig this, today our complex manager and one of the so called corporate heads were here. Of course I complimented our complex manger so much that I was waiting for the violins and cellos to start playing. Of course this corporate head got into a discussion on church things, of whether God and Jesus are two separate entities or one. Of course I know there is a separation between the two, as I have seen all three of the God Head. But I kept trying to explain to this little guy from the Wentworth's mothership that all of what was in the bible was added onto by the Book Of Mormon. Yet I had trouble at that point navigating between the need to just visit with Janet, and making it look and seam that I was there on business. Yea I know Janet is all hitched up and all, however I can just about explore different subjects with her thinking from a woman’s point of view when I’m writing things to use on air or here in HazzardAyre.

So then came up here to the Eagle’s Nest, and sat in the control room here, and tried to get right the exact color of taupe colored nylon stockings, so decided to try to locate a way to make that color on my bitmap color tray. Know what, no matter how I tried I never could get that mixed just right. There must be a way to make taupe color>in my bitmap color tray, but ain’t quite yet figured it out. Someone ought to create a new computer game, stump Google search. Cuzz I got many of questions that can stump Google Search, like entering the term Pussy Pink ain’t there, enter the term vagina color not there. Reason I bring that up? Several years ago I went to a body and paint supply store in Pocatello, to match that color as I wanted to paint LexiBelle part that color. The only way we really matched that, and it took some doing, but the only way to match that exact color was to get a gal I knew to go over there, get aroused and show her vagina to the clerk there at the body and paint store so she could mix the exact color. Reason I’m going there? The new paint color of our trucks will be Taupe and Pussy pink, as we transition from Cooter’s A1 to Highway Hooker Toewing. Now then there is the subject of that Sunday Church handshake. It does not matter what denomination you go to there’s always some church person, mostly male there to shake your hands, I always wonder what goes through his mind, does he secretly think, (“ howdy there fellow congregation member let me shake your hand, even though I just came out of the restroom after holding my shaft, or wiping my ass”) No wonder one of my XYL’s(Ex-Young Ladies”) had a mini bottle of germinator in one hand and a sterile cloth in the other.

Need to get that back on air, but thought I’d pass that along to you. Call in if you want to be on tonight’s edition of SAMCRO RADIO heard online at www.livestream.com/samcroradio .

TTYLY

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While the price of freedom and security is high, it is never too high!
--George W. Bush
(I bet he never complains about taxes)

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Where the Wolf began

The Wolf thing that is just me all the way through started pretty much as a child. Raised up with a Step Brother in Vietnam and being nearly the sole son of only three in the family, I was an outcast to most kids my age, I was mostly comfortable around the adults that frequented our home. Dad had the USAF and USMC people over, as well as those who supported the Montgomery Foundation plus the formation of the Flying J empire, I just hung with adults. I learned. Had more support with those in the bad kids than I ever had with the, LDS goodie two shoes back stabbing snot flowing youth of our neighborhood. I was in view Sheldon Cooper of Big Bang Theory fame, only I wore a leather jacket, rode a stretched fork bike, and eventually a Suzuki MT50J Trailhopper to school. A youth with much intelligence that got bored quickly with peers and normal schooling. Some called me gifted, I called it outer limit intelligence having to be with Tehran education institutions. The opening of my love of broadcasting started when I turned 7. Won this chance to be on the Fireman Frank Show on then KCPX CH 4, in Salt Lake City on Social Hall Avenue. In that studio was the great KCPX AM 1320 with such legendary radio people as Skinny Johnny Mitchel, Lynn Leman and others. So I went to the taping of the Fireman Frank Show. In between takes, I started wandering around. Found the main studio of KCPX radio, Wooly Waldron, said you think you can do this? I said I could. He let me do a newscast. I was good, in short from age 7 to the year we moved to Idaho, I was a 7 year old kid on the radio overnights weekends on KCPX. It wasn’t until age 13 that through many channels I got to go to the NAB show. One of radios ultimate ratical personalities was there. Robert Smith, who many of you know as WolfMan Jack. We got to talking somehow during a lunch break, and I went that summer to Hollywood to a understudy program WolfMan put on. The Wolf byte had bitten. Since my style of radio from 1974 to 1984 was bent on trucking and over the road radio, but never found a suitable on air handle. In 1998 I got a job at Deseret Transportation, changing tires, on the LDS Church’s big trucks. My supervisor, pegged it down quite firmly, I was he said the wolf in amongst the sheep. So the Rode Wolf handle was created, complete with my trademark done by myself wolf howl. it wasn’t until 2001, when I got back into flying and being organizing President of what is now the AyreWolvez, I said I’ll just R&R(Remove and Replace) Rode for Ayre, and AyreWolf became the on radio handle ever since. That’s how that happened.

Our SOA story next entry.

TTYLY

 

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--Anonymous

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More of the Stinky Truth

So caught Zeb Bell’s blog post today in my email, and the topic was doing what you said you are going to do and sealing that with a handshake. Now all ya’ll confederate rebels know that nothing is done without a spit and hand shake.  If its just a handshake, without the spit , its not to be counted on.

Zeb is a great friend, I have known him since we both worked over at the traditional original KART AM 1400 Jerome, along with Phil Gray and several others including over at the then KMTW that had as a partner, Doug Maughn of CSI now days. So Zeb’s piece was honoring you verbal as well and over any written agreements. I can remember several that good old Zeb did not honor with regard in building a counter station in the Mini Cassia area that we started in 2006. More over going behind our back and hammering good old Kim Lee on our proposed buy out of KBAR, which was why we sold our call letters of KTOW to a rat out of Colorado for. The $300k was put to rebuilding of our flagship station in Buhl with, but that kind of friendship is more along the lines of being a frenemy rather than a friend and collaborator. The other half of that tragedy was the fact we planned on bringing in then a bit more of a spicier blend of radio than what had been in the Mini Cassia area . Together the sale went sour, the only ones with egg on their face was us. Then comes the comment he made in his blog post of something along the lines of shooting magpies. I say a M15 fully automatic would be a better choice than a 22, as you could hit the bastards with multiple shots, of course there is another subject. How about the damn seagulls. Okay fine by legend them servants of Brigham Young came and ate the grasshoppers, not crickets on the deserts of Utah to save the Mormon pioneers crops. However these damn birds are everywhere. If Utah wants to keep them as a state bird, somehow confine em to the great Salt Lake, and Utah, but let me shoot the dive bombers and parking lot straffers here in Evanston or my soon to be new home of me Burley. Can I just blast these sea going avian pests out of the sky? Magpies or Seagulls both are avian pests. Either way 30 cal shells and a gun that can , eliminates the pests. Legal or not.

Then there is this bit of honoring Confederate America. I remember during the initial discussion of buying KBAR in 2011, just before we got our own license, I called in on the phone with good old Zeb, as it was then the 150th anniversary of the signing of the agreement at Appomattox. Of course there was this guy who was teaching the union version of the history of the war of northern invasion(Civil-War), so I suggested on Zeb’s show, about allowing me and or one of our rebel brothers to go into the schools and teach the South's version.Guess what the discussion was as short as a few skirts I used to see at Qwest offices in the mid 1980’s. The conversation went direct to the Dukes-of-Hazzard, reasons and meanings of our rebel flag and so on. In essence we are not going to talk about the opposing truth of the subject. What happened Zeb’s show just lost 1,000 listeners, ad dollars and the support of the Knytes, more over he was shown as much of a defector as Georgy of FoX News yapping about Hilary Clinton. Want to hear more, tune in on Sunday nights into Monday morning very early from 23:00(11:00PM) to 04:00(4:00AM) on www.livestream.com/samcroradio where we speak the truth and honor those who have opposing views. BTW, the reason we are on at that time is that’s when the AllWest pipeline has more capacity. More on That Monday see ya’ll Sunday night on the radio.

In closing, Zeb old friend if your going to write it, tell the truth or shut up.

Stay Tuned

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Men achieve a certain greatness unawares, when working to another aim.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Just like bad ladies underwear the sneak up and attack web marketers

So yesterday on my part day off, I was surfing the cyber highway, and tapped on this thing on LinkedIn about a pro business directory. I thought it was something else, so during my lunch today I get this call from New York City from some outfit wanting more 411 on HazzardAyre, and of course this old Wolf here. So I gave her the 411, but then she started cruising down this side road, mentioning that we have a platinum plan and a gold plan, I knew that somewhere this was going to be one of those things that was going to cost money, along the lines of $1,000.00 . It’s like what my XYL Janice came up with years ago about her everyday panties, she said they were like Apache’s they sneak up and attack. Why not just come out and tell it straight? Just say , saw you were interested in our listing, and here’s what its going to cost and give you the prosumer the chance to opt in or opt out. That way you can be aware that this is going to cost money. The webmarketer went on about how this listing included direct links to some of the top people in our industry some 500,000 strong etc , etc. But for $1,000.00 I better get more than a listing. watch and see if they don’t try again, I also knew this smelled bad when I explained that for me to spend that kind of money I needed to consult my other half, the price went down to $288.00 really? Naw that’s deceptive advertising and not something I want to participate in. I have been doing marketing for some 43 years, and no where on our radio network, nor our upcoming TV project will I allow products or services on our network that is not v100% real or true. If we find that the claims are not accurate that advertiser is gone and banned from our website, as well as on the radio network, no matter how much money they spend or promise to spend. Maybe that’s why we have been on the air and on our own network combined since 1970.

Okay then, as I figured and its real to the quick, apparently Mark, was not in tune or on the right frequency for our broadcasting plans here in ETown, so its still the ball is in play, but I’m looking at a different ball park, Burley, via Malta, via Wendover then back to Woodruff here. I ain’t going to chase tail. Just ain’t going to happen, hell even Twin Falls and Burley at least has the big box stores etc to at least give us a fighting chance. One more month and the Wolf-Pack including myself is outta here, tired of playing this game.

I will say though, even with Nate and a few others jawing that towing in ETown here is a lost cause, have gotten 5 calls so far by listing us on Yelp, there might be something to this. More at 11:00PM on my radio show. Had to scrub this morning, as I came down with stomach poisoning , ate something bad from Wally’s Burgers here in ETown, so about the time I was to go on air I was so damn sick, I stayed on the crapper, slept against the wall and found my bed at 10:00 hours and barely got awake at 14:30. So if my insides hold together , I’ll be on Livestream at 23:00.

See you on the radio

Stay Tuned

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
--W. C. Fields

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