But could we have at least another month of warmth before it gets cold again? Seems as though I watch the Utah news and see weather saying high temps in the upper 90's yet here its always at least 10 tow 20 degrees colder. Its kind of like the first weekend I transversed the Wasatch range here to Evansgone, it was warm and toasty when I left Woods Cross Utah, settled in here and nearly 12 hours later got dumped on by serious snow. Seems I was both duped as well as a few other things since I arrived here, yet as many times as I have set my mind into vacating the place, some strange force keeps me bound here like a chain and anvil. Over the last two years its been so close and yet stopped so many times, that if something does go right, I'm not surprized, I'm amazed. I get to thinking is there something the Lord above needs me to teach these people? Is there some beneficial task that the Lord needs me to do here before I relocate or at least allowed to relocate? Thing is several things that have not happened here, although, I should have done a few since I've been accused or at least suspected to have done. Mostly in the human need to breed, I haven't sunk my worm in anybody female here since I arrived. Always vocational. I remember Becky from the Porn store here. She saw one of our job postings , showed up, and nearly parted her thighs. Yet I did not partake. But I was accused of it. Then came Brittny who showed up one day in some rather revealing leggings. Didn't do much if any kind of on air or prep work for HazzardAyre, but my she could really bad mouth me and the Club. Then came Sammi, and her hubby. Up to a point thought we had a great team, but they gave up about the time I said enuff fluff, and lets get busy. Both of which in fact nearly all have not done any if any better than if they would have just stuck in here and helped build this media operation. Am I sore about it all, no, but I am dissappointed. Then came Pam down at the real estate company here. All sweet and all while we were up and grooving on a bar buy, once that was shot in the head, she gave me the boot, as well as the Chamber of Commerce amongst others here. Still the local C-of-C's website is dull to say the least 70% of the links don't work, maybe they should have held on with the Knytes and me a bit longer. Then came the deal at Tumbleweeds here. Pam set it up, but who knew Pam, and the lady who owns Tumbleweeds are bitter rivals and near enemies? Now sure maybe the funds from the Club could have flowed much faster, but when the President of the Club shows up and can't even get a steak, at 11:30PM , confidence in a location rapidly fades. Yet here I remain trying to rack my brain, attempting to figure out how to make a silk purse out of a sour sows ear? Don't get me wrong in some hours as the break of dawn here, watching the sun come up over this mountain range, and seeing the deer just outside my door, frolicking is Gods beauty on display. But then I go into town and have to undergo the terrible greed that is a constant resident of Evanston, Wyoming. Utah landlords , think that property values are equal to that in Utah. Yet Evanston's residents 70% are on some form of Government life support, and with a very limited return on investment , find that paying $800 to $900 a month plus utilities does not gain much. Your still only getting pennies on a dollar in income.
When it comes to climate. I can remember the bitter cold winter of 2005 here. After reluctantly moving from Utah to Cokeville Wyoming, and with every eye including the local fuzz there, because of the lack of heat, except for a couple of space heaters, I slept one night there damn near freezing to death. Then had to fight like hell to get the few hundred bucks I earned at the Flying J there. I finally had to call in a favor from one of my friends who worked in the BIG office of Flying J in Ogden to get that check cashed. Once I did, I made a beeline right here to Evansgone and by March 2006 I checked out of here, determined not to come back. Yet here I am once again, with eyes of getting out of here. It wasn't until mid year in 2014 that I got hold of my money after years of fighting with trustees and payees, which then, stupidly I moved here to revamp and reignite a gone quiet radio station, for and of the community of the Interstate and the preservation of Southern Heritage.
I can tell you this;, by the time I put a ring on Shelly's finger next August at Sturgis, Evanston is bound to be a bad memory, in my mind and my exit a forgone happening.
I'm tired of freezing and I'm not just talking about the weather.
See you at 05:00 since we are doing some computer upgrades right now. We'll be on cyber air again at www.livestream.com/hazzardayrecoast2coastfm .
Now I need to throw these last two items in here this morning.
Over the last three days since I posted a few pics of LiL Lexi
on a towing groups site, I have gotten quite a few thumbs up on that post on good old FB. Seems like a few do like the little truck. Thanks to Nate and some serious jump start power, found that all LiL Lexi needed was her computer reset, the truck still runs. So that tells me a new battery or two would take care of her maladies. Bet the fact that Beaver Dick and a few that call it a Clown truck, will be heart broken that more than a few like my creation. Kinda slaps em in the face, don't it? Number 2 here, It took, Facebook, and a common interest in a old TV show from Florida, to see the good and warm heart in me when all these stuck up broads here in very old minded ways Evanston, Wyoming just pushed me aside. Again kinda slaps the local women here right in the face, and right in that super putrid crotch of theirs. Just goes to show the real villians here and those that don't know or just barely know the facts before they open their mouths and write on a person's radio station site.
TTYLY
How does Hazzard County measure success? Simply by dependability, and dedication to task. Not just the money to be made or to make. You do something for the purity of it. More over your word has to be gold, or truthful. If you say your going to be there, be there, if you say you want a return phone call, answer the phone. If your looking to be cast in one of our organizations TV or film projects, if you inquire , leave a real phone number, or email. If you say your in it be in it, or don't bother us. We don't have time or desire to coddle you. The idea of a movie based on the history and life of the Hazzard County Knytes, was suggested 5 years before Howard Stern's movie Private Parts. However Howard's film got us in the move of that groove, but lack of available talent for such things, we put the idea on the back burner, and we went after our radio and publishing operations. Even after that the idea kept buzzing around and we considered it at the dawning of HazzardAyre. Thing was like now, who is going to play all those parts we can't cover from organization membership and their wives, kids etc. So again the project went on the back shelf. However the idea resurfaced this past May during our organizations, High Council meeting. With the approaching of the activation of the HazzardAyre TV network, both on cable and satellite, we thought now might be the time to dust off the project. So in mid June the casting fever began. Somebody suggested trying Casting360 as a resource. So We placed a notice there. Last weekend this gal from Ogden, sent forth a reply. So not getting to excited, she called me yesterday, about the time as I was shutting my eyes after doing radio and going towing all night. Asked me to call her. Except no number. So looked up the number the message came from and tried to call twice with no luck. Thing is I don't have time for tire kickers. The way I measure the value of a serious talent, is when that talent shows up at the Wolf's Lair, walks up the stairs, sits down, in an interview chair, and can read basic copy, or able to at least slate, without coaching. Proof is in the boots being taken off,. Her getting compfy and chemistry being there as it was with Nurse GoodBody, without that, there can't be anything else. No matter the series or film, if the actor and/or actress are not of in sync or has chemistry then be as good as they might be, it wont work here. It's just like I told my wife to be last night on the phone, talent is serious when they are in front of me, not just online.
TTYLY
As the day begins to break into something called day, although here its overcast and damp, I was considering the plight of the major motion picture being undertaken by the Hazzard County Knytes(knights) Kustmz Association or for the simple minded, Hazzard County Knytes. When the idea came to me I thought, it might be a hoot, to do a film detailing the organizations history, as well as the start of HazzardAyre Radio, and HazzardLyfe TV. So after posting a thing on this outfit called Casting360, I thought and I'm nearly right, that few if anyone would even contact me or any of the rest of the film team. It sure is right. Oh we got a few people, mostly men, which we don't want or need. After all all male leads in the film are organization members. With only a very few and this is not to degrade, insult, or piss off any of our women aux members, but we just don't have a vast array of all that attractive female members. Only a very few are of such that could be cast, and will be contacted. However there is the first era of the organizations beginnings from the original founders as tweens to our school years which involves casting youngsters as us. Both male and female. Our early girl friends, the introduction to our early male to female interactions , our crushes our heartbreaks . To the very day we first organized as a 4-H truck transportation group, to the establishment of the UAITA, to the Hazzard County Knytes. The building of a one of a kind organization of at its cores a group, of Dukes-of-Hazzard fans coupled with a rural gearhead (Performance car,truck,bike enthusiasts) to the birth of the AyreWolvez, the history is the telling of a decade and a half of the history of the region which we are built in and of. Yet , hardly if any locals have stood up, but few local agencies(if you want to call them that) know of the project, still in construction. What kicks me in the groin is that you get a call or two, somebody sends you a pic or two, then you never hear from them. Why bother me or the film committee members if your not serious and just tire kicking?
With a production budget of just over $1.5 Million, and all A list actors are beyond our ability, so the idea is use no name, unknown actors. Yet still no takers and no response. Granted the subject matter might be a bit foreign to most applicants, but too, when Howard Stern did his film, hardly anybody knew him at least in the Mountain West knew him either.
Life rather lyfe goes on.
TTYLY
You wont hear or see much if anything on the daily news at 5-6&10PM about this, and even Dr. Oz never mentions this, and my an uproar would start on the Doctors. However men in fact do have periods. This malady is not just women any more. The condition is now just being recognized by our slow to come to point medical community, Its not always an accepted medical condition for us male corpuscles, but hey we have them. Usually male periods happen in mid to late summer and winter to spring. The term 7 year itch, or mid life crisis usually denotes the time in a mans life, when the periods stop. Usually at age 60 or so, and its term is menopause . Reason I bring this up is I saw a brief segment on TV on FoX News Channel, my is that place going to get a shake up now that their main Captain has been made to walk the plank, Any mile, on Fox and Friends this morning there was this clip about a guy refusing to go to work, because his period cramps were such that he could not hardly move. His employer of course cried foul ball, and terminated the mans employment. Now the man is suing over the situation. I say I hope the man wins, as it would set a legal counterpoint, and make the always excuse for women chopping off a mans penus or worse, and getting away with it saying she could not handle the emotional swing of her PMS and period. So what if a guy, has his period, PUWWS (putting up with womens shit) and whacks someone. Could he say oops , I was having my period judge and made a bad decision. Many of these violent outbreaks we are seeing across the Union, might just be linked to male periods, or now just might have that option for a defense.
This is going to be interesting, and since I'm having my period today I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off. See you at 11:00PM on Livestream, and here locally over the air at 104.7 KKOD FM.
TTYLY
I was going to put up something big and useful, but my mind and body are not cooperating. Its mind saying go-go-go, and the body saying bed-bed-bed. Needless to say I'll be on the air on Livestream, at noon instead of 06:00 Hours. These fire flights are killing me, but its our contract so must fullfill it, but not wanting to is only part of it. Of course I love to fly, anytime in the left hand seat is bliss, but when you start to make stupid mistakes, or don't take on fuel when your supposed to or not enough fuel, and those rotors start coughing, its time to put it down and head to the bunk house. And that's near to what I'm intending to do. For 48 hours.
One of a few of the guys at the fire barn this evening said something that made me do some real thinking. He and the rest of us were watching the Presidential Speeches , the Don is now headed to the White House, but one of the Don's daughters came on, and one of the fire byrds here said, man I'd love to give her the shaft just once, Heck I'd go all night long then some more. To which I got to thinking, because here lately, if I do get blessed enough to get laid, I'm lucky if I can make it past a bit of leg massaging, and a head job, once inside it's over for the night. I'm ready to roll over and snooze.
So I did some looking around on Google, and of course the porn sites and near exact articles were there, but no real exact on concise information on just how long that an average guy, or even a USDA Male corpuscle can last before ejaculation. As well as how long it takes to recharge after cumming. In my years, I have had only one lady , that could keep me going for more than an hour and cumming twice in both those two hours. Course she was a hot blonde security guard that lived near Clearfield Utah, that I met up with on one of those 1-900 numbers when I was still connected to Monkee. Past her none. Debby was her name, I think, and her hole was so damn tight that it was like a pop bottle. Plus she knew how to use my turn ons, as well as her vaginal muscles. If she didn't want you out, you didn't get out. Looking back on it now, I'd have been better staying with her, and sent Monkee packing, seeing how that all turned out, and I'd Have been $200k richer, but oh well that's life you learn. But getting back on the vectored course here, why hasn't there been a researched scientific study done on this subject?
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The only thing missing in Evanston Wyoming is a place to tie the horses, in front of a business, a water trough and a horse feeder. Beyond that Evanston Wyoming, is greed and fraud or at least nearly that. I can see the day when Evanston, is smaller than Randolph Utah and there's many here that wish it would go back to that point. Honesty is not one of the attributes of this community, of nearly 80% Mormon and the rest trying to combat the malady of that denomination that infuses itself under the skin of many. While the peaceful scenic beauty is unmistakable, if you visit here don't expect much if any of anything in the way of modern technology, or anyone that can either repair it, or willing and able to fix or repair it. Your better off if you can to take whatever it is 100 miles south to either Salt Lake City or Ogden to get it repaired. You'll get it back faster. If your looking to create an enterprise outside of the box, beyond the mainline staples of getting drunk, or feed, or fuel, or a bed , forget it. We're lucky if there's a AutoZone and a Walmart, that in itself leaves much to be desired.
The Knytes have decided to relocate the radio operation to Ogden Utah, as there is the human resources factor and low cost office space that NObody has a problem with turning or renting out as a radio production and business space. More over one can get office space there for under $500.00 a month, much of it with utilities furnished. Right down to a conference room, and even front office greeters supplied. Be nice to have a receptionist, that we don't have to chase down all the time.
I used to wonder why there are so many property owners here that live and work elsewhere like in Metro-Utah. I don't wonder any more. It's better for business to do business in the neighboring state than here in Evanston.
I read and have heard all too many stores and rumors of remodeling the Etown, Round house here. Make it into a expo type structure. My question is why? Nobody in their right mind, and I say RIGHT mind, mine wasn't when I came and had Lil Wolf not frozen the first year , I wouldn't be here now. but anybody else in their right mind would never come up here and stage an event. Examples of that ? Check this out; the Knytes had all good intentions of staging the Hazzard Nationals aka DukesFest West here. Now granted expanding the community to 300,000 people in one weekend might have frightened them a bit, but its not just us. Selena Gomez was set to do a one night show here a year and a half ago at the Fairgrounds as part of a celebration. Some of the uptight bigots here said, nope, not her , she's too nasty. Same thing for Larry the Cable Guy, for the fair last year. The list goes on.
The other night I commented on the fact that I don't bag or cuss out places without just cause. I have more than just cause, but more over I have ways to fix the problems. The difficulty in those solutions, is that I do not wear a black Elders missionary plaque on my 3 piece suit, and will not kiss the ass's of those who do.
So tie up your horse at the bar, boot scoot in there order up a tall one, eat greasy fries, in your chaps and spurs, then ride on out on the tumbleweed winds.
Only thing that's missing is the stanchons for the horses, ain't got much of anything else. Now if I can just get P.C. Innovators to finish fixing my laptop that's been there for 3 months now.
TTYLY
