Women, the club wants your musky stench

A beautiful finish to a tight and competitive race, Kevin Harvick won the big race this past Sunday, it was tight.

Okay I need to throw this out since we got a few new garments in the studio for decoration.

This started when I gazed with some amazement the countless bras , panties or under shorts and yes nylons hanging from the ceiling and light fixtures. The common denominator? They all came right off the women wearing them at that very second in the bar. The bar is of course where I met our in station sex therapist , but there in the bar women’s under things are displayed, and the aromas not odors fill the atmosphere.

Since HazzardAyre is ran in part for all who ride and truck, we thought let’s fill our studios with women’s underthings , preferably with the scents of the women who donated them, filling the studio. Yet , and thank you the one pair of pantyhose Antwanette donated , she said they had runs, ain’t seen any, but they were washed. The idea is to have those hose and such for visual impact, but too the aromas being left so our noses can indulge. I want to smell those feet, I want to smell the breast sweat from that and in that bra, I want sniff and get the whiff of the crotch smells from those undershorts(panties). I demand those scents permeate the studio.

So women if you donate to HazzardAyre Radio your intimate apparel, please DON’T WASH or CLEAN THEM, we want the smells left in.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Men achieve a certain greatness unawares, when working to another aim.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Mary Lambert - Body Love (Part 1 & 2)

Point of return

After a ruff night and after finding a spot on my south pacific futon couch I got some sleep.

Something has been troubling me here and I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it goes to the only gal that came in nylon hose willing to allow me to scratch and sniff, is getting fidgety.

I think she thinks it’s a go no where.

Which is not right since we are moving albeit at a snails pace, but moving in the right direction now.

She’s not comfortable to work a mortgage right now on this house she suggested, but there are programs out there that on the face value can make that happen between 3 people. More over , the club might be willing to pony up some money on a place under a 3 people house , that could double as the clubs RoadHouse. But rather than come over the idea is trashed. All I’d like is for her to roll over and lets go take a look. If the Knytes called it quits when its just an obstacle in the path, there would be no radio station, no HazzardAyre, no Reaper Club, no ClubMajor Bar & Grill, and there would be nothing else. Its part of the Marine motto, do or die. If you commit to an attack follow through.

Then there was mention of a gal Antwanette knows that might be good for a few photo op’s. No problem, thing of until there is a photo shoot date not interested. We’d have shot by now, but lets see been troubled with self survival, including and still am in finding a apartment/house to cover my head for yet another year. but that said, I’m looking at between now and just after Thanksgiving to doing a photo op, and production. The thing is, as of to date, outside of several gab sessions, Antwanette has yet to come in and do the toes under my nose against my lips practice session, nor being on air. But going past that.

LiL Wolf is getting some needed attention, once out of Kings First Stop, and here, the project of going into SLC snagging some vid gear and shooting, even having her hubby do the photog work. If I were Antwanette , I’d be dropping into studio, in musky hose and lets do some smooching of those toes under my nose. Lets get it practiced and rehearsed so a photog session can be engaged.

It’s being seriously looked on as well to me going back to point of origin, Twin Falls, so training Antwanette to not only do the make-up and hair, but hiring talent , co-coordinating talent,plus maintaining the studio here is vital.

Understand that while its not on commission, but the deal goes, for every dollar that HazzardAyre Radio makes, she’s keeping 50 cents on each of those dollars. The club keeps 25 cents, and 25 cents on each dollar is put towards the studio office rent, new equipment, and of course just keeping on air. The more money she helps us make the more she and her hubby makes. As for me the way its structured, I make money toewing/flying and military retirement/SSA money. What’s clipped my wings, has been putting more than I get on my own into HazzardAyre, each month. Plus the stress of getting and keeping a roof over my head. I’m confident next month I’ll find something, but there’s two maybe 3 weeks in November, if there’s to be photo sessions its time for rehearsals and writing script/copy and Antwanette learning how to read such on air. That means Antwanette needs to get in here to studio, and lets get busy.

CenturyLink, versus Comcast, that in my next report.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
--Dr. George Washington Carver

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Do you say anything or just shut up?

This morning trying to get my body straight after sleeping cramped, Antwanette came over. She had what a real rash on her chin and throat. My instincts wanted to mention it but out of respect and all I shut up, but should I have said anything?

So about 2:00PM strolled over to the A&W, here, and in came a bunch of real fat women. I’m not talking baby after weight or just a but tubby, but 10 ton Tessie’s. If that were not enough , they’re table manners was atrocious, not to mention but I will, just plain rude. Add to that they really stunk. Not just a slight musk, but near skunk piss stink. Trouble is, one covered it with some odd perfume. Should I have said something? I thought on it and finally had dismiss myself and quietly remove myself from the scene. Etticut is not taught much in this environment of the 21st Century, but trust me it should be.

What would you do?

Okay then, with HazzardAyre offline, but still on LPFM, the thoughts of re launching HazzardAyre as a stand alone publication to be called the HazzardAyre Gazzette, is on the planning table of the club. We looked into this in Burley at the reformation of our mediawerx, in 2012.

This would require and demands even more visual eye candy for featured rides.

What would be the look of the HazzardAyre Gazzette? Call it a mixed bag of feature writing, with rides. From Rat rods, to rat rod style aircraft. Think of a Bell 222A, in just primer?

Last here, a close friend not of our two wheeled community asked me what the purpose is of a rescue truck on long haul bike rides. Its just that, the rescue truck. There to render aid to broke down scoot, or for transport of an injured bike and its rider.

I add that , since the idea of LiL Wolf was always to be the rescue truck for the Knytes. So there is a concept of stretching the frame on LiL Wolf, and adding a sub frame and a working rollback carrier bed, just heavy and strong enough to transport bikes of the Harley nature.

There’s going to a pictorial progress feature in the HazzardAyre Gazzette. With Antwanette doing the infamous toe kiss at the start of the project, then doing it again at the end of the project sometime in April.

Antwanette suggested a new entry to the talent pool. The thought she mentioned was that her friend was a bit overweight. So what? Every great looking gal on the pages of a performance magazine does not have to have or be a blonde/red head, with a Gstring and bikini in thick plastic heels. Which is what HazzardAyre Gazzette is all about, to be the publication of gearheads, that features REAL women, not the biggest breasts or a big butt with lots of junk in her trunk.

Next time we’ll deal with a question asked by Antwanette, no the Knytes are not Freemasons or anything close.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
The real trap of fame is its irresistibility.
--Ingrid Bengis

Joshua 24:15“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Shine Mart a winter fest get together

Welcome to OUR Hazzard County, more Hazzard County, less Dukes.

To the many magazine publishers out there, try printing in a type style and font size, that makes one able to read it even in poor light such as the commode stall without a light bulb.

Sure there are reading glasses , but the naked eye should win.

Not just business publications , but hallowed publications such as EasyRiders and Wrench, which is nearly exclusively distributed by us here at Hazzard County Choppers, we even are listed as distributors, although, only in Utah, wish they would have included our stores in Idaho.

With that said, saw that Shine Mart is not listed in anything except for a few entries of a different kind of thing.

What is Shine Mart? It’s a two day weekend that brings together the best back woods hootch makers in the kountry along with a southern style bar-b-que, that includes a bull riding competition , boobs and booze and helps a bunch of these corn farmers market their liquid to get through winter.

This years event will occur at the Oasis Truck Stop, in Oasis Nevada, 35 miles west of Wendover, and 50 miles east of Wells Nevada just off of I-80.

The fact that Hazzard County Choppers is listed ANYWHERE, is a tribute to the brotherhood that we have with all motorcycle clubs.

Sure I fly, and do the trucking/towing thing, but if only the rest of the professions and vocations I’m involved in would come together as a community as the biker community is, much of the tragic things going on in our nation, as well as the world would melt away like frozen butter on a hot biscuit. As a community we police our own, and watch over people both involved in our clubs as well as the towns we live in and have charters and sub charters in, and deal with law violators much more aggressively than even the police do. We keep the riff raff out and assemble order and peace. Total acceptance, true honesty, can you ask for anything else? Next time someone says look at those dirty bikers, or why do they act so prestigious? Think this the house those bikers are protecting just might be yours. You sleep better and safer with the Knytes, or a MC resides in your town keeping watch.

Keep it on two wheels,

ttyly

 

Quote of the Day:
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
--George Carlin

Joshua 24:15“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

cHEAPER to repair than to replace

Out with the old in with the new, although some of the old needs to remain.

Take LiL Wolf. The other day when that tire let loose and destroyed some undercarriage parts, some asked why not just replace the little S-Dime? Answer; with what and with what money? After all for four or so months I have had my own domestic income stretched so thin, that if I squeezed a buffalo nickel , the beefalo would pee. Between the studio, which as it turned out here was a hand of God miracle, and the trying to pay for $500.00 a month rent, as well as the 30 green stamps(CB Trucker slang for cash money) in fuel going the 60 miles round trip to the house then back here again which even that was in keeping step with pleasing the landlord, the Mexicali’s that lived above me and a new roomy, the radio station had to be in a more professional space. If the roomy hadn’t bitched that I kept him awake doing radio at night, if the little varmints upstairs wouldn’t have been disturbed at me doing radio at all hours, I could have saved the $250.00 a month that I pay for the office and been fine , the $500.00 a month for the house in Ogden and not have had to go to the Bishop. Then come to find out the the tree hugging user that moved in in September, who never paid anything, no wonder he had mucho denaro to buy Mr. Coffee at the coffee stop. But at least I got $150.00 out of the carpetbagging Yankee. But that all said I moved. Which after months of neglect both the General JaxSon>still having electrical issues and LiL Wolf>having a blowed out tire that ripped the front hub, but thanks to the great folks at Intermountain Towing of North Salt Lake Utah, who are our back up here at Cooter’s A1 Toewing>

 

both were handled with a velvet touch, to Kings First Stop, in Layton. Thing was moving from Ogden here to the office in Woods Cross, makes for one major compact area. But we are here.

No crying over the spilt shine now.

With that said with it all, with a credit rating at 500, and expenses in getting going toewing again, there’s just not enough money to buy a good used replacement for Lil Wolf. So that’s that on that. Then I was asked why not just give the radio gig to another club member and go on? Answer; I’ve got so much invested in emotions, money, and all in this radio gig that not to bring it from just a mere simmer to a full on boil, would be idiotic to the point I couldn’t quit now even if I wanted to.

Antwanette posed the idea of a house here in Bountiful that we all could end up owning putting all incomes together. Of which I’m game, but thing being rent a bigger place all together, and try living with each other for a month or two, before sinking money into a place? Buying versus renting is a big byte.

Finally , now that the stress level is reduced on housing, at least on a short term. Its time to really put the shoulder to the wheel to push both HazzardAyre as well as AyreWolfFM into higher altitudes. Monday is Veterans Day , while all military will be honored, the AyreWolvez will honor the military of all branches who put on a flyte suit, and squeezed into an aircraft to fight for the rights and freedoms that are being quickly being taken away by that same government .

More on that later, but lets taxi back onto the tarmac, and say this, its good to be done with the Ogden mess, to my old Landlord Dave, if you’d have let me just pay the rent for November to where I could have found another place and move closer to the old residence, plus not taking $60.00 a week ago, if a former roomy had just left well enough alone on the radio station at the house in Ogden, and might I remind him, that it was me moving him in, and introducing him to LandLord Dave, that the grand house he lives in would have never happened, maybe giving some respect on that , had LiL Wolf not broken down, and had Landlord Dave, allowed me to stay another month there in Ogden, I have something cooking with PAAG there in Ogden, for a place I can afford.

More later ya’ll

Keep it Wings Level, L8R Aviators,

Quote of the day; the field across the road is only greener until you have to mow it

Joshua 24:15“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The fat lady sung and the temp relocate is over, but my is it cramped.

As of 08:00 hours the temp relocate is complete. Only had to leave my bed, but have my mini cot so at least I can sleep.

No more noisy children over my head, no more Mexicali music playing at all hours.

Just peaceful slumber.

Guess Comcast didn’t pull all the plugs. Still have cable TV, how long don’t know, but as of right now can watch TV.

Most everything I had in Ogden, I have here, just in a more compact size.

Had to call CenturyLink, they had us in the wrong gear, but got that rectified, they just have to send out a tech, I got a sooner date when I asked for a service credit, for below standards performance bandwidth wize.

Going to take a brief nap, until about noon. then trucking up to Brian’s to get Lil Wolf.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Nature has given to us the seeds of knowledge, not knowledge itself.
--Lucius Annæus Seneca

1 Timothy 2:1-2“[Instructions on Worship] I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all people— for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.