Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

How do I measure success , I measure success by dependability and dedication

How does Hazzard County measure success? Simply by dependability, and dedication to task. Not just the money to be made or to make. You do something for the purity of it. More over your word has to be gold, or truthful. If you say your going to be there, be there, if you say you want a return phone call, answer the phone. If your looking to be cast in one of our organizations TV or film projects, if you inquire , leave a real phone number, or email. If you say your in it be in it, or don't bother us. We don't have time or desire to coddle you. The idea of a movie based on the history and life of the Hazzard County Knytes, was suggested 5 years before Howard Stern's movie Private Parts. However Howard's film got us in the move of that groove, but lack of available talent for such things, we put the idea on the back burner, and we went after our radio and publishing operations. Even after that the idea kept buzzing around and we considered it at the dawning of HazzardAyre. Thing was like now, who is going to play all those parts we can't cover from organization membership and their wives, kids etc. So again the project went on the back shelf. However the idea resurfaced this past May during our organizations, High Council meeting. With the approaching of the activation of the HazzardAyre TV network, both on cable and satellite, we thought now might be the time to dust off the project. So in mid June the casting fever began. Somebody suggested trying Casting360 as a resource. So We placed a notice there. Last weekend this gal from Ogden, sent forth a reply. So not getting to excited, she called me yesterday, about the time as I was shutting my eyes after doing radio and going towing all night. Asked me to call her. Except no number. So looked up the number the message came from and tried to call twice with no luck. Thing is I don't have time for tire kickers. The way I measure the value of a serious talent, is when that talent shows up at the Wolf's Lair, walks up the stairs, sits down, in an interview chair, and can read basic copy, or able to at least slate, without coaching. Proof is in the boots being taken off,. Her getting compfy and chemistry being there as it was with Nurse GoodBody, without that, there can't be anything else. No matter the series or film, if the actor and/or actress are not of in sync or has chemistry then be as good as they might be, it wont work here. It's just like I told my wife to be last night on the phone, talent is serious when they are in front of me, not just online. 
TTYLY

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Where are all those casting inquries?

As the day begins to break into something called day, although here its overcast and damp, I was considering the plight of the major motion picture being undertaken by the Hazzard County Knytes(knights) Kustmz Association or for the simple minded, Hazzard County Knytes. When the idea came to me I thought, it might be a hoot, to do a film detailing the organizations history, as well as the start of HazzardAyre Radio, and HazzardLyfe TV. So after posting a thing on this outfit called Casting360, I thought and I'm nearly right, that few if anyone would even contact me or any of the rest of the film team. It sure is right. Oh we got a few people, mostly men, which we don't want or need. After all all male leads in the film are organization members. With only a very few and this is not to degrade, insult, or piss off any of our women aux members, but we just don't have a vast array of all that attractive female members. Only a very few are of such that could be cast, and will be contacted. However there is the first era of the organizations beginnings from the original founders as tweens to our school years which involves casting youngsters as us. Both male and female. Our early girl friends, the introduction to our early male to female interactions , our crushes our heartbreaks . To the very day we first organized as a 4-H truck transportation group, to the establishment of the UAITA, to the Hazzard County Knytes. The building of a one of a kind organization of at its cores a group, of Dukes-of-Hazzard fans coupled with a rural gearhead (Performance car,truck,bike enthusiasts) to the birth of the AyreWolvez, the history is the telling of a decade and a half of the history of the region which we are built in and of. Yet , hardly if any locals have stood up, but few local agencies(if you want to call them that) know of the project, still in construction. What kicks me in the groin is that you get a call or two, somebody sends you a pic or two, then you never hear from them. Why bother me or the film committee members if your not serious and just tire kicking? 
With a production budget of just over $1.5 Million, and all A list actors are beyond our ability, so the idea is use no name, unknown actors. Yet still no takers and no response. Granted the subject matter might be a bit foreign to most applicants, but too, when Howard Stern did his film, hardly anybody knew him at least in the Mountain West knew him either. 
Life rather lyfe goes on.
TTYLY

Friday, July 22, 2016

Sorry friends I interrupt my day because I'm having my male period and taking the day off

You wont hear or see much if anything on the daily news at 5-6&10PM about this, and even Dr. Oz never mentions this, and my an uproar would start on the Doctors. However men in fact do have periods. This malady is not just women any more. The condition is now just being recognized by our slow to come to point medical community, Its not always an accepted medical condition for us male corpuscles, but hey we have them. Usually male periods happen in mid to late summer and winter to spring. The term 7 year itch, or mid life crisis usually denotes the time in a mans life, when the periods stop. Usually at age 60 or so, and its term is menopause . Reason I bring this up is I saw a brief segment on TV on FoX News Channel, my is that place going to get a shake up now that their main Captain has been made to walk the plank, Any mile, on Fox and Friends this morning there was this clip about a guy refusing to go to work, because his period cramps were such that he could not hardly move. His employer of course cried foul ball, and terminated the mans employment. Now the man is suing over the situation. I say I hope the man wins, as it would set a legal counterpoint, and make the always excuse for women chopping off a mans penus or worse, and getting away with it saying she could not handle the emotional swing of her PMS and period. So what if a guy, has his period, PUWWS (putting up with womens shit) and whacks someone. Could he say oops , I was having my period judge and made a bad decision. Many of these violent outbreaks we are seeing across the Union, might just be linked to male periods, or now just might have that option for a defense. 
This is going to be interesting, and since I'm having my period today I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off. See you at 11:00PM on Livestream, and here locally over the air at 104.7 KKOD FM.
TTYLY


Knyte Flyte Report

I was going to put up something big and useful, but my mind and body are not cooperating. Its mind saying go-go-go, and the body saying bed-bed-bed. Needless to say I'll be on the air on Livestream, at noon instead of 06:00 Hours. These fire flights are killing me, but its our contract so must fullfill it, but not wanting to is only part of it. Of course I love to fly, anytime in the left hand seat is bliss, but when you start to make stupid mistakes, or don't take on fuel when your supposed to or not enough fuel, and those rotors start coughing, its time to put it down and head to the bunk house. And that's near to what I'm intending to do. For 48 hours. 
One of a few of the guys at the fire barn this evening said something that made me do some real thinking. He and the rest of us were watching the Presidential Speeches , the Don is now headed to the White House, but one of the Don's daughters came on, and one of the fire byrds here said, man I'd love to give her the shaft just once, Heck I'd go all night long then some more. To which I got to thinking, because here lately, if I do get blessed enough to get laid, I'm lucky if I can make it past a bit of leg massaging, and a head job, once inside it's over for the night. I'm ready to roll over and snooze. 
So I did some looking around on Google, and of course the porn sites and near exact articles were there, but no real exact on concise information on just how long that an average guy, or even a USDA Male corpuscle can last before ejaculation. As well as how long it takes to recharge after cumming. In my years, I have had only one lady , that could keep me going for more than an hour and cumming twice in both those two hours. Course she was a hot blonde security guard that lived near Clearfield Utah, that I met up with on one of those 1-900 numbers when I was still connected to Monkee. Past her none. Debby was her name, I think, and her hole was so damn tight that it was like a pop bottle. Plus she knew how to use my turn ons, as well as her vaginal muscles. If she didn't want you out, you didn't get out. Looking back on it now, I'd have been better staying with her, and sent Monkee packing, seeing how that all turned out, and I'd Have been $200k richer, but oh well that's life you learn. But getting back on the vectored course here, why hasn't there been a researched scientific study done on this subject? 
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Thursday, July 21, 2016

The only thing Evanston Wyoming is missing is stanchons for the horses. Ain't got much of anything else.

The only thing missing in Evanston Wyoming is a place to tie the horses, in front of a business, a water trough and a horse feeder. Beyond that Evanston Wyoming, is greed and fraud or at least nearly that. I can see the day when Evanston, is smaller than Randolph Utah and there's many here that wish it would go back to that point. Honesty is not one of the attributes of this community, of nearly 80% Mormon and the rest trying to combat the malady of that denomination that infuses itself under the skin of many. While the peaceful scenic beauty is unmistakable, if you visit here don't expect much if any of anything in the way of modern technology, or anyone that can either repair it, or willing and able to fix or repair it. Your better off if you can to take whatever it is 100 miles south to either Salt Lake City or Ogden to get it repaired. You'll get it back faster. If your looking to create an enterprise outside of the box, beyond the mainline staples of getting drunk, or feed, or fuel, or a bed , forget it. We're lucky if there's a AutoZone and a Walmart, that in itself leaves much to be desired. 
The Knytes have decided to relocate the radio operation to Ogden Utah, as there is the human resources factor and low cost office space that NObody has a problem with turning or renting out as a radio production and business space. More over one can get office space there for under $500.00 a month, much of it with utilities furnished. Right down to a conference room, and even front office greeters supplied. Be nice to have a receptionist, that we don't have to chase down all the time. 
I used to wonder why there are so many property owners here that live and work elsewhere like in Metro-Utah. I don't wonder any more. It's better for business to do business in the neighboring state than here in Evanston.
I read and have heard all too many stores and rumors of remodeling the Etown, Round house here. Make it into a expo type structure. My question is why? Nobody in their right mind, and I say RIGHT mind, mine wasn't when I came and had Lil Wolf not frozen the first year , I wouldn't be here now. but anybody else in their right mind would never come up here and stage an event. Examples of that ? Check this out; the Knytes had all good intentions of staging the Hazzard Nationals aka DukesFest West here. Now granted expanding the community to 300,000 people in one weekend might have frightened them a bit, but its not just us. Selena Gomez was set to do a one night show here a year and a half ago at the Fairgrounds as part of a celebration. Some of the uptight bigots here said, nope, not her , she's too nasty. Same thing for Larry the Cable Guy, for the fair last year.  The list goes on.
The other night I commented on the fact that I don't bag or cuss out places without just cause. I have more than just cause, but more over I have ways to fix the problems. The difficulty in those solutions, is that I do not wear a black Elders missionary plaque on my 3 piece suit, and will not kiss the ass's of those who do. 
So tie up your horse at the bar, boot scoot in there order up a tall one, eat greasy fries, in your chaps and spurs, then ride on out on the tumbleweed winds. 
Only thing that's missing is the stanchons for the horses, ain't got much of anything else. Now if I can just get P.C. Innovators to finish fixing my laptop that's been there for 3 months now.
TTYLY

Thursday, July 14, 2016

The Knytes, The Cause and those who just give lip and keyboard service

I really get a albeit a frustrated one, but a chuckle of all the pages and postings from so many of the Confederacy , our flag of Dixie and all the rest. Since mid 2007 when The Knytes went from just being a old skool long haul trucking/trucker lifestyle(gearheads) organization rooted in the south, and all to a political organization as well, we saw the degrading of our nation under Obama, and even before Bush. We knew there was a change needed. I met both on phone and on line a guy named Stephen Monk, who was heading with little luck a movement to bring to power a thing called the Confederate National Party. A political party where a person could vote and be elected on. Few of the western states especially ones rooted in Mormonism, were in favor , but Stephen suggested a rally at the steps of Idaho's capitol . So word went out and nearly 20,000 people half of which were Knytes members but 20,000 people graced the steps, of the white domed building. Governor Otter signed the papers that admitted the CNP, to parties in Idaho, that could be a political party. After that work done by the Knytes got Utah to allow the admittance of the CNP to their elections, and work is now underway for both Wyoming and Montana.
Just over $3,million dollars, countless hours fighting and who is doing the work for the cause of southern liberty? The Knytes-of-Dixie(aka Knytes-of-Anarchy). 
Yet I will see on all to many postings of people posting who will support the Dixie flag, Southern this or Confederate that. But if you post a request or a suggestion that they do away with at least one weekend of beer and boobs and take that same $100.00 that they'd spend on one weekend and send it to the Knytes, to help fight for the cause, you'll get excuses, oh I don't have any money, I'm poor, or something along that line, but they have money for Internet, cable TV, and boobs, brews, and smokes. Could you imagine and we keep working towards this, if just one morning, to see on Fox News Channel of CNN, an ad or a sit down, interview of views of the Modern Confederacy? The way to a cable networks heart is money. Buy enough ad time, and you'll get the attention of the newscasters on there. The idea of the Modern Confederacy is not only to honor those famous General's and battlers of our past, but to take that fight into our present and perhaps future. You have two corrupt idiots running for President, both Clinton and Trump. Yet and I expressed this even on my TV show in Pocatello in 2008 that we need to step up and get a candidate for 2016 from and of the CNP, on the ballot. Considering the rukus over the flag and all the stage has been set, yet still when I have came to so many online to save our online radio station on the subjuct of the Modern Confederacy, the pleas have fallen on deaf ears and blind eyes. The damn money aint for me, its for all of us. Yet same noise, oh I can't I don't have a job, I don't have extra money, I say bullsbreath. To put it in the words of today, The Modern Confederacy, Matters. 
We'll never get things done for this election. Your ears, mouths and wallets are sealed, but if we start now, we could have enough cash in the hands and ads on TV to get a candidate up in gear, for the next election cycle. Our radio network can reach from sea to sea , and creating our own TV channel on cable/satellite bringing to view the lessons and southern heritage to all who would watch is not all that impossible. But again I'll ask, are any of you willing to step up like we in the Knytes-of-Dixie have? 
Its easy to get on Facebook, or Twitter and say your in favor of something or to post things from another page, its called lip and keyboard service. My question is, what will you sacrifice, what fun thing this weekend will you give up, to take the same amount of money, and contribute to us in the Knytes-of-Dixie to fight for the cause. If your not willing to help, I say shut up. 
TTyLY