HazzardAyre

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

HazzardAyre45 Don’t folks just smoke and drink to have fun anymore?

Saw something on the news for a smidge that made me wonder, Don’t folks just smoke and drink to get high anymore>? Dig this, now something as ridiculous as bath salts are now being ingested to get high. Now I’m as open minded as the next male wolfpuscle but come on now, Bath salts. Are you kidding me? What ever happened to building Detroit iron, in the shop, to get our jollies. Bath salts. Next thing ya’ll know, some will start smoking Skoal to get a high. Idaho surly needs to Hazzardized if this shit gets started. Whew, I stand by my original writing, some of these Yankees are no smarter than a maggot.

L8R ya’ll.

Quote of the day:
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. - Evan Esar

1 Corinthians 2:9“However, as it is written: “What no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, and what no human mind has conceived”— the things God has prepared for those who love him—”

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HazzardAyre 44 Time to Hazzardize Idaho

Or a good subtitle; like pouring av gas on a barbeque.

Maybe its getting to be spring and I’m getting a hard on for some real action or perhaps it was sitting down previous evening watching CMT, and right there was more Hazzard County than one man could only dream of, but first two Dukes episodes, then watching the Dukes movie called the Beginnings, whatever it was I have serious Hazzard fever again, but, instead of just pouring water on the fyre, I’m thinking, maybe heating up all things Hazzard again, if for no better reason than my exit from Idaho. Come to think of it wasn’t that part of the reason I moved to Idaho from Wyoming in the first place? More over why , outside of a mere pissing match with some over whoremoaned bikini bar bouncer, why I set my sail to the wind and moved to western Idaho? Why go away from Idaho all tuckered and put up wet? Now sitting over a few miles from Buhl here in the one sure speed trap of Idaho is a shop that came available. Why not kick the Hazzard mule in the ass for one more pass?

Maybe it’s tyme to Hazzardize Idaho one more time.

Let ya’ll know next week.

L8R

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

HazzardAyre Bars and Stars 1 : Oh Really now!!

A subtitle; Teats for cash. A local GM, of an area TV station that the Knytes and I have had a feud with for nearly a decade now, told me last year that doing up a beauty pageant for our ads and promotions was exploiting women. So I let that rest. While over in the other corner and down the street we have Cable-One advertising saying a hot gal in tight leather or flyte suit was way out of line. Okay , if they applied that to all advertisers. But woa bucko, Karnation a ladies underwear store that is racy to say the least runs ads that are far more push the pedal to metal than ours is allowed to run. Over at you know where, CH-11 is co sponsoring a local audition for America’s Next Top Model a show seen on a sister station of ch 11’s. Which if you have ever caught ANTM you know the show exploits women beyond anything we ever thought of. Guess it depends on how much one spends as to the decency level allowed to air. Double Standard? You be the judge.

What should be good for the goose should be for the rest of the gander or advertisers, but not in this case/ . Am I a bit put out here? Yes, but I guess CH-11, Cable-One has enough advertisers and business, since obviously they don’t need ours, but will be interesting how many exhibits are at Agri-Action this year.

All I can say is ; Oh really now.

Wanted to pass this on to ya’ll. Will be off line beginning Wednesday , moving gear to the new studio and all in Burley. So if ya’ll need me call my cell. Should be back up next week.

Until then ; Keep it Wings Level

Quote of the day:
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams

Deuteronomy 6:4-5“Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God, the LORD is one. Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.”

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HazzardAyre 43 Shift in priorities

A subtitle to today’s entry would be, desperate times call for desperate methods. Nothing makes a person look at ones walk in life more than being so in need of basics even snuff, than to be the last day of the month and nothing left over.

I can be in need of feed and fuel, but the one equalizer is my ingesting of snuff. When my nerves are at their breaking point , I need my SKOAL. And when it comes to having to nearly beg to get it, well something is wrong.

It wasn’t always this bad, but even when there was money in the kitty , I still had trouble managing it. That’s why Bud does the managing. Trouble is, Bud is in Utah where things are not as expensive, and B, Bud is getting old. The man is pushing 82 years old with type 2 diabetes. Which means he could punch out any time and me being up that proverbial creek, without an oar.

Now the things I break my ass for, in regard to and for the Knytes is one thing. Thank goodness its not MY money they rely on to fund things. The Knytes and AyreWolvez projects, including the radio station, IPTV station and all is funded by the club(s) not me. I’m only the foot soldier and byrd dawg of. But duties of and for the club, is that, the club. I don’t get one red bleeding penny out of it. At best I generate 4 maybe 6 calls going toewing a week, and thats all I get over and above what Bud sends me for what’s made from both AyreWolf Aviation and SSA, which brings me to ground zero.

Since mid year 2008, I and the club, have been muscled out of making forward steps towards a better income generation session, that we or I have ever been. Oh granted there were days even a week or two now and then in Utah that the cupboard was scarce but that did not last long.

The muscling came from some self righteous bigots in or near Mountain Home Idaho, that felt I was some kind of predator or something. For every step that I made they would go online and throw a rock in the road. My fault? Perhaps, the Lord only knows why I captured so much attention. Be that as it may. I had the beginnings of resuming going toewing in Glenns Ferry, That it was so close that I could touch it, but because of the claim by Deputy Long, of the Elmore County Sheriff that my truck looked bad I got bumped from rotation. Was that fair or proper? In a way , I can sort of understand it. While not working for the Sheriffs office, still we are at the time of call considered an extension of the Sheriffs office, although once when I explained that to an irate customer I got put in the clink overnight, still I as a private company am the clean up of incident management for most law enforcement agencies that do call. \

The entire situation was overheated by a bunch of calls to the ECSO, by those same self appointed royal hindess’s and even then I was looking for greener or better fields to graze.

So off to several media fingers to help enlighten the General pubic as to what we in toewing face, on a day to day and hour to hour basis.

The same self righteous bigots made phone calls, to where I spent oodles of my own money but got nothing in return, in fact lost nearly $800.00 on the cable access channel of Mountain Home’s revival. So with that and the fact that my then landlord going belly up, I moved., I thought for sure that my being no longer a resident of Ignore County, the same jerks would lighten up. They didn’t.

What needs to be pointed out here at this mile marker, is my money and the club’s money’s are two different things. Just because I’m trying to pull out of financial quick sand , does not mean the club is. And where the club ultimately wants to spend its money and with whom is their business. Added to that my success rate for the last 10 years is not one to howl about.

So why keep trying? Simple; there are two entities out there whose importance to modern life is required , yet get little or no fan fare. Their stories are not told and the industries are not really shown.

Those being precision agricultural aviation and OTR long haul and short haul trucking and those who make those industries up, including us going toewing.

As for the latter, me, going toewing has once again became my main focus. Albeit DixieBelle really needs a face lift. LiL Dixie too needs a bunch of work , together nearly $10,000.00 to really make a go of it. Granted here in Buhl, had the Bull by the horns until the local Sheriff’s office decided to make owning and having multi trucks available was required for rotation. While I could make a fuss over that and solve or help solve that problem, I have no desire too. When 70 miles east , the requirements are much less, and the game is much more attainable, that I said its time to shift my priorities, get out of bed, quit acting like I’m dead and git-r-Done. So what about the media werx?

That in the next edition.

L8R

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The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

HazzardAyre 42 Open wounds invite hungry Wolvez

An open wound surfaced this early evening, inviting me to be a bit less robust and in a rush to exit Idaho. Don’t get me wrong , I’m outta here. My residence is in Tremonton, Utah, but I am thinking, why not retain a albeit remote, but a link to the Idaho op’s in Burley. So we be doing that, of course much of that you already knew, but I saw that the old Weekly Mailer down there either went out of business or was absorbed by someone else. In either case, a full on news as well as ad paper could make a few dollars. More over could get us a prefeel for the market . So looking into that today.

Okay then what would set our news publication apart from others? Simply put , reporting news and doing features on things normal human beings care about , but from which there seems to be limited information about even from a Google or other web search. Case-n-point; Why does it take so damn long for the information for my EBT account to update, every month? After all if you make a purchase its viewable within milliseconds. So why does it take so long each month for the account to update or reload with the new months funds? Don’t know, but will find out. Why is it that late night TV gotten so bad? The basic idea here is that if the networks, and stations, both OTA as well as cable can’t program better, then pull the plug at midnight., More over discount air time to other media sources, such as cable access.

Then there are other questions, like if you see a real hottie on a TV ad , is there a real resource to sniff her out? Speaking of which. the club is going to stage a media meet and greet in SLC to introduce us to and them to us, ad agencies in metro Utah along with looking to doing the same thing at NAB in LVN in April. Alrighty then. There are times when its best to crawl before you run, so since we are rebuilding, let’s rebuild from a place that has the labor force as well as the low costs of doing business.

I know this all seems like rambling on, but it gets down to this. For over 5 years now there is the condition to our mission, that good old Cuzzin Bud, decided to line his pockets back in about 1997. The vehicle he did that with , went belly up in 2004. While I was lucky as hell, since Bud and Gordon had begun putting things together in the direction of AyreWolf Aviation, and all, but as far as regular pocket change for the month, its SSA, and while I’m greatful for it, still I want better for myself and my albeit small family. While I could sit on my butt all damn month , day after day, doing nothing, I’m out trying to do other things that will allow me to generate a bit of my own pocket money. Now then yes AyreWolf Aviation is mine, on paper, but only on paper, and as that is still in the formation status , and still waiting for the grand settlement from both Metropolitan Securities and Flying J Inc, the combination is going to mean big money. But until all this settles, I’m stuck at a tad over $2000.00 a month, even then Bud is the payee of that meaning it takes at least 5 days for funds from HQ to get in my bank account. So the big $53.00 I get each month is kinda a bridge between the first of the month and the money from Cuzzin Bud. Thus, this sitting and waiting until bright and early every damn month at around 05:00 hours kicks me in the fracking nuts. But its also why I’m busting my hump to get out of the ID-H&W slump. Where I can wave good bye to both ID-H&W as well as SSA with the middle finger, saying thank you, but me need you no more now.

So why ain’t it happened by now?

That in Wednesdays edition of HazzardAyre News.

L8R

Quote of the day:
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Monday, January 31, 2011

HazzardAyre 41 Finding the way out:

Well here tizz Liz the start of another week in Hazzard County Kountry. As much as I have enjoyed (which ain’t much), being here I’m working as hard to get out of taterville as I did to move up here. Lets face it, Idaho is hurting, Idaho is bleeding and once I said I cared , I don’t anymore. Let the entire populas fall in the Snake River, let fyre and brimstone encircle the masses, let the state wither into a mere inkling of what it was, let Idaho get a heap amount more humble, then maybe in 20 or so years , if I have anything to do with it by then, then the Knytes and or AyreWolvez including SAMCRO MC can readdress a return to the state that burned. Other wise who cares? Looking into seeing about getting my birth certificate, changed from Idaho to at least Conyers GA or even Utah. Looking at exhuming mom & Dad’s grave from Idaho to Utah, and just plain say, I’m outta HERE coach , I have had enough.

Hope the weather holds out and check gets here from H&W so I can get this move finished.

As nobody wants to see Idaho in my rearview, more than I do, just hope I can spend some quality time, with Emme and Ellie May before I exit Idaho. Can’t say its been all bad, can’t say I did not have some laughs and a few of our locals , even women were in tears last night at the meeting. Not everybody, in fact most here in Buhl, do not hate or despise me, and think me as much of a two legged predator as does a few from you know where, but I have reached my limit.

And if a few think I’m a con artist, they ought to look at the ad in the Times News, under housing. There is an article that starts talking about a great place to live, no credit check, no deposit, Free cable and Wifi. Price starts at $300.00(?_) Bullsbreath. More like a bunch of motel rooms with damn small kitchen-etts, in some of the scummiest areas of both Twin Falls and Burley, that’s fraud. I never bait and switch.

Any mile, weather guru sezz, cold and windy today, highs only getting in the mid 40’s. Lows in the single digits with wind chill in the below zero zone.

L8R Ya’ll, See ya’ll on the other side.

Quote of the day:
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature. - George W. Bush

Sunday, January 30, 2011

HazzardAyre 40 Even if it do look good, it still smells.

Just like the angelic woman you see beside you, while she might wear some high priced skunk piss, the fact is, for all the frills and thrills, she still smells. Her underpits, her rumpus and all orifices still reek. Although there are some male corpuscles think that some of those orifices are worth the slight unpleasant aromas. Its just like some townships and places to set up a company. At first and overall a place may look good, if one scratches under the surface, ya’ll might find that what ya’ll thought was a real treasure ain’t nothin more that a bit of fools gold. Its a mirage not the real treasure. Sure some say you can carve out a silk purse out of a sows ear, but there are times you need to ask , is it even worth the effort. Yesterday with the next to last bit of furniture tied on back of LiL Dixie , I sat on a ridge overlooking the Tragic Valley. Thinking that the Oasis , I thought I saw as a real reason to believe , was just a foolish old mans fantasy. Tammy and her brood saw it within a month , In short I should have went with her. While there is still lots to be done, before I fully close the door on what was the Idaho dream, I have to ask, why?Why did I not listen to those who said don’t go up there? Why did I not just call Boise State, ask if the media vo-tech program was still operational, rather than bet the entire media operation of SAMCRO, on it being there which obviously it isn’t. Then if you look at Pocatello. If one drives by on I-15, you see all those twinkly lights and operating sign fronts, yet in reality, underneath the city is still trying to determine if its part of Idaho, or a sub burb of Utah. And that’s the short list. Could things there improve? Sure, but improving Idaho, is not within the realm nor interests of SAMCRO. As far as we are concerned, Idaho is a place to drive through, leave a shit and drive away from, not lay down any roots in.

Idaho for SAMCRO is like so many harlots that I have known over the years., yes she looks great on the surface, but her crotch still stinks.

There is still 6 months of clean up here to be done and a few things finalized since I have no desire to ever re-enter the state, and yet, I looked at this old and really smelling of decomp a hate for me web site blog thing, that few any more read , don’t care about, and know its someone who gets a wet Willie, just spouting off about things few of them know anything real about. One asks, Why? Why keep bitching, I no longer live there, anywhere near .

I say go smoke your crackpot that you bought from the ECSO’s son, and leave me and SAMCRO alone.

Like I said, even if it do look good, its still smells.

L8R