Friday, July 15, 2011

Haulin the Cyber Highway Hazzard Style

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I’m going to try to make this entry as quik and painless as I can, since brain and body sezz sleep, but spirit is wide awake. My REM sleep session was abruptly interrupted by a spider that decided my foot was a piece of candy and nibbled. Causing scratching and some pain. So some calamine lotion and a clean sock is giving relief. As such thought I’d pass a few thoughts your way.

In some respective cultures, it is wise as to the thought, When in Rome, do as Romans do. In my section of Idaho its do as the Mormons do or be Mexican , and if your both terrific , if not don’t bother. Sure there are Caucasian's here, but the Caucasian is the minority. In the Mini Cassia area, and I was sort of prepared for this, but we live in Mini Tijuana not American Idaho. While it is perceived that Utah is the epicenter of Mormon or LDS belief’s don’t bet on it. Idaho is more LDS conservative than anywhere nearly in Utah. Local media grabs both cheeks if anything or anyone decides to kick the bubble off plumb of that LDS mindset. Don’t publish anything that is off color, do not publish anything that has at its core beliefs that are not of that LDS majority or ad revenue drops and so on. In actuality readership would increase. Since many both LDS and none LDS would read the publication just to see what was being said this week. Allowing those, not so LDS biased business’s to advertise, and as Mr. Spock would say, live long and prosper. As far as Mexican’s and none Hispanics I have nothing against them or their ideals. Most not all, but most are very hard working, God(Kahless) fearing people, that will lend a hand when the Caucasian's wont. But when business’s both ran by Hispanics as well as those that aren’t, give favoritism to Hispanics over me, Hong Kong Phooey, my cash is green too. The voice of the Confederate nation needs to be read and yes heard too. Then you’ll find establishments that don’t see the forest for the trees. Case-n-Point, both the Mini Cassia Voice as well as the Weekly Reader here, decided to nearly sweep me out the door. Saying we’ll be in touch. No calls, no email replies. Don’t those publications realize that by not taking our cause that they are loosing potential ad revenue? I’d be all for running ads for our shop, toewing service and yes even AyreWolf Aviation, if they’d just give us some paper space and run our column. But Noooo, okay fine, we publish our own publication, distribute it all around as a free-be newspaper, and/or subscription publication and welcome in the bars, tattoo shops, and yes even the few stores that sell X rated publications. Along with the other related ad fare.

As far as the heard part. I have been reading where one big ass’d station in NYC is going all news/talk format, killing all AC or Adult Contemporary rock, as well as hip hop. Many both in and around the industry as well as public are not happy with CBS’s decision. Another effected station is in Chicago. One in Chicago, will continue to be a rock station but is shifting to a streaming webcast operation and going dark as far as OTA(over, the, air) .

In the view of HazzardAyre/KDXB FM, why not start and refine our station as a streaming webcast station and evolve into an OTA station? Which is why we keep dredging the mud bottoms as well as advertising for on air personalities. Why? When not if, but when we re-launch in October 2011, we want our station to not only be an on demand 24/7/365 station , but that it be live, and hosted by people that live here. Not satellite or imported from elsewhere. Hosted by people that people in our area see everyday, at say the Wayside Cafe, The Hub 66 and yes even at BJ’s Sports Bar. We constantly look for both male and female on air personalities that match our radical, rebellious attitude, and image, both Hispanic as well as Caucasian. Heck I’d welcome a OTR trucker, biker, show done in Hispanic language. A Latin version of what we already do, LIVE would be a hoot. Heck even having a hot looking Latin honey doing modeling jobs for the station, and the club, including HCC.

I welcome all cultures even LDS types, its when LDS and or Hispanics are shown preferential treatment over us I cringe.

My thoughts , I could be wrong.

Next entry, when you start to feel your age and need to say to yourself, you can’t run at that speed anymore.

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Puss & Trucks part duex

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0203_02z chevrolet_s10 left_front_view Nobody knows when the first gal was photographed with a truck etc for a photo or magazine feature. The data on this is rather shrouded if available at all.

It’s believed that the first with a bikini and a hot rod was with the original Hot Rod magazine long before Petersen Publishing got ahold of it, and when Wally Parks, then publisher, later President of the NHRA.

For when ever it happened the Knytes of Anarchy, as our original forging of a home grown grassroots custom truck group as the Road Commanders Association following in the footsteps of the original Overdrive, with Mike Parkhurst 1988aprilgirl in the drivers seat we thought we could do what they did. Of course that was the late 1970’s mid 80’s, things around here was much more relaxed and not as tense. Setting up a photo shoot with a ryde just done out of the shop or of a member took a scribbled note on skoolbook paper placed at the Polish Palace now the Snake River Grill, in Hazzard-aka-Hagerman .

If something more exotic was required , a holler to Boise and 10 or 15 gals that were truly hot would show up. Many not for money just the thrill.

Today that option is not as available or as easy as it was then. The only thing that remains constant is that there is no modeling agencies in the state, that can be truly called a modeling agency. More like a training skool with little training going past the walkway or mere print. Over the years we as a club have been lucky with finding 10 or so gals willing to go the distance. While I know that there are lovelies out there that could be cast, in our promo projects, I learned a long time ago, not to do two things, first not to dip my pen in the club ink, nor cast ad talent in the same neighborhood of which we either have a charter, or do business. While you and I know, fellow Knytes, that most if not all we do is as innocent as a squirrel frolicking in the trees, boyfriends, fathers, uncles and other significant males may not. These same male corpuscles, are the ones we pitch our shop talents to. If by some reason we insult them, they no do business with us. As such casting from a distance is a good idea.

However some in the city and county leaders departments might not. I have heard from many of them countless times, why didn’t you cast a local girl from here in that ad? Thing is, most locals here and abouts are to uppity or churchy, to do that. But I did hear of a resource and plan to investigate, but overall working with a pro agency is preferred. The next step?

That in a few more lightmiles.

Next entry, best be Mormon or Mexican or both to do business in Idaho, or look elsewhere.

L8R

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

And you want me to buy from you again? When?

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Had a situation and a condition today that requires illumination.

For a weak blonde moment , I blew off my cell phone bill. So had Cuzzin Bud send up a check from SAMCRO funds to cover it. So got the check which was made out to me, and could I cash the damn thing in Burley or Rupert anywhere? No!!! I went to every bloody bank, store, and outlet I could think of. On my last few gallons of go fluid, went to a buddy at the shop, bumbed $10.00 trucked to Twinky Flatts , went to Money Tree, cashed check. Of course, Syringa Wireless is closed so will pay the bill, but question is, in an area of near 50,000 people, over two counties, should it be that big a thing to cash a $40.00 check? Even Syringa in Rupert would not cash the check, even though over half would have went back in their kitty?

Why is there no Money Tree check cashing place in Burley? Plenty of Cash advance places, but no outright cashing. Of course there are banks. Although the claim is open an account, unless you have a birth certificate which is still in Cuzzin Bud’s files, and/or two pieces of photo ID, forget opening an account.

And yet, the same people , late at night or on a weekend will want me to have a compassionate heart, give them credit, and release their car etc after they spend the night at the Mini Cassia Criminal Justice Center. Really? I’ll be saying, didn’t I try to cash a check at your place once? So again , why is there no check cashing places here? For that matter, what does it take to do that? If it ain’t such a big deal, maybe SAMCRO ought to get in that racket, and oh yes , find at least 4 Mexican speaking gals to front the front counter.

I will tell ya’ll this, if the shop and where I live wasn’t so cheap, rate wise, I’d can this gig and either go to Pocky or SLC. Of the two SLC makes sense since Utah overall, has figured out and found the 21st Century.

Of those who are tyred of hearing my gripe, hear this; I’d love it to death, if the no none sense approach to inviting new business, to the community., Here we are associates of the second biggest towing automotive fleet in the state, knocking down minimum of 30 calls a day, a shop that builds, radical customs that value at near a half a million a piece, and we have trouble cashing a $40.00 or even a $200.00 check? And this is how a community encourages growth? Perhaps the invitation for growth is just a mirage . Its early in the game here, so I’m not crapping out here nor is SAMCRO, but does SAMCRO/aka-Knytes-of-Anarchy, need to do everything? Shit it’d be easier just to create our own town. Maybe we need to go look at Strevelle again?

So to Rupert’s Riddley’s, all 4 banks, and PMT, you want me to do business with you when? Don’t hold your breath, since you’ll turn blue.

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America is becoming more paranoid.

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Some might think its because of the tragic events of 9-11. Some might argue that in many ways our society is attempting to become too much of a homogenized population, whatever it is, its making our nation paranoid and simply scared squatless. Problem is that fear is being passed down or in some cases taught to our kids.

Example. Next door to me a gaggle of kids reside. Two are smart as heck, one is cuter than a button, and also very intelligent, albeit not gave credit for it.

Then there are the other two of the brood, one male youth , is so spooked that even a task as simple as fetching a lost ball from under an old truck, in an old barn had this kid in tears. Come on now, This is a 9 year old going into 5th grade in a month or so, and he’s spooked of cats, and bats? Talk about citified induced fear. Then over yonder are three kids three boys, One looks like a chimpanzee monkey , which picture would really make evolutionists convinced they are right. The other two are so spooked that just the slightest thing, makes one of the boys, cry like a girl. Have these kids been nurtured or neutered? Then there are the two, that huddle around me, who love the fact , that I helped them find the world.

A three year old, that understands college aged words, even though she can’t say them is a step in the concept that this little toddler is going to be a leader in whatever career field she goes into in her future life. The other boy of I think 7 years old, loves to tinker with engines, so hangs around me, and as such , his mother hen, thinks that the fact that our club guys etc talk , perhaps more than we ought, but talk about women. He’s gotten the idea of his head, that girls have cooties. And this is wrong?

Are other parents cutting off the flow of testosterone and other grow up bodily fluids , thinking they need to over protect? Has recent news events such as the Casey Anthony trial and what lead up to it, made parents, try to cover the eyes and push further in the nest their young?

Our nation is entering a time of both scientific, and political change such as we have never known. Populations from all over the world will be bidding for advancements in both technology as well as nation dominance. If American parents, want our children to be able to compete, more than just advanced scholastic skills need to be taught, both in and out of schools.  Life has to be taught as well. We no longer can over protect our kids, we need to expose them to the real world, and if they hear a word that they don’t understand , as parents we should not , encourage or discourage the word, explain in real terms what the word means and move on. Sex, Drugs, and the Internet, are showing our kids so much these days, some good, some bad. We need to educate, not just shelter our kids.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Indoor plumbing the challenges of ancient pioneers!!

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B4 I get off on my rant here want to include this to the people who do up Match.com AYREFINGER SALUTE I went to their site to set up a profile and all, only to be told I was rejected. As for finding hiney online, phooey, I’ll stick to the bar. Anybody snagging booty off of a website gets exactly what they get. And have you ever really seen the offerings. Heck I have seen better stock at the Hazzard County Livestock Sales. No thanx Match.com, again; AYREFINGER SALUTE

Okay then, at 15:00 hours with some pushing, got water in the house, took a very needed shower, and look forward to sleepy time. If it stays cool as it is, should get some needed ZZ’s. Though I did think, what about those adventurous pioneers who never had indoor plumbing? Who when nature called, had to dress up, and head to the outhouse? Or had to get water in buckets, from a Well, haul it in, heat it up on the stove, and poor it in a tub. Then, had to wash with Lye soap.

The slight inconvenience I experienced is nothing compared to them.

Alrighty then,

A no alky bar?

That in my next entry.

Need shut eye.

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Things ya’ll need to know about PCS & me

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The time table is not important here. The names of the school’s staff and ah so called counselors will time date my 8 months in that hell hole.

It all started on a beautiful sunny day in August. I got home, had some grub, but here came this couple of guys from some place in Utah that had been recommended by Cuzzin Bud for gifted students.

So the whiffed me off in this little car. About Roy Utah, I puked, so bad they had to stop the car. I nearly bolted right then, but was tied up, and thrown back in the car. At that point, I knew this was not a good thing.

The first thing I was exposed to, was having to get in these red jump suits, and do this detail called time reduction. Who knows why someone makes a teen stand for the equivalent of 250 hours, with only 3, 5, minute breaks? No water, no potty break. This dude by the name of Frank Purvis, who was more like a pervert than anything was the guard. They called them Primary Therapists, guards is a better description. By the time 22:00 hours rolled around, sleep was a gift, escape and the only healing a kid got there.

The next morning was a school day. In came another PT, by the name of Ron Garrett, who woke you up, got you to some sort of food.

At the time , Provo Canyon School was a Boys only school. I guess now they let both genders in. However the exposure to anything female was shall we say, both suggestive and just plain wrong. The female teachers of 2, one, Barbara Graves, and another teacher in training, by the name of Mary Ellen Lewis, yes that Lewis, whose distant relative is C.S. Lewis of Chronicles of Narnia fame.

Both Ms, Graves and Lewis, wore skirts that were so short, that if they farted you could not help but see butt. And if you got a stiffy, which most teen boys get regular, you were given needle shots of salt peter, and put on what was called the PLAN. In a 5 X 5 room, with little air, no food and again no potty. POW’s in WWII were treated better.

I was there long enough to use what few brains I had to get my butt outta there. Progression was getting to where I got some privileges, to where I got to go out on the campus. Guess construction for girls had begun. One construction worker, had a good ole CB in his pickup. I got ahold of it, got in touch with a few RoadCommanders Association members there in nearby Orem, who relayed the intel to Mom & Dad who got me outta there. Shortly after I was enlisted in the USMC which saved my life. Had it not been for the Corps, I don’t think I could have held onto any sanity.

Today, I still have bad dreams equal to any a Vietnam vet has from that conflict.

There’s a gal that got out of there by the name of Angela Smith, who I hope wins the fight. If she does, it will set the stage so that others like me can file similar suits.

I have seen the promos on YouTube for PCS, and conveniently the comments have been closed.

There is much more I could say. But if you have a disturbed child, stay away from enrolling them in PCS of Utah or any of their affiliated programs.

As for Cuzzin Bud, again he was misinformed of the school’s operation, had he known I would never had been there.

If any of you have youth that was enrolled in PCS, and wish to join the class action suit being prepped by Knytes of Anarchy attorney’s or wish to contribute funds for our case, please contact me at; knytesofanarcy@yahoo.com .

L8R

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Get it right or quit

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The power went out here in Rupert , Monday night. That’s a mother nature thing, nobody can keep that from happening . When Mother Nature decides to turn the lights out , I rekon there ain’t much ya’ll can do about it.

So the power comes on, but, no h2o. Why? Well water. Never did build up pressure enuff to get the augwa flowing. Glad I found a better place in Burley and getting out b4 it gets worse, but dig this, the place is for sale, at least there’s a FOR SALE sign up. So went to the listing Realty company’s web site, and found no listing. Amazing. Maybe the landlord ought to tell all in advance and torch the place and collect the insurance money. That’s what I’d do. Nobody in their right mind would buy this crap joint, and if I hadn’t been under the gun as I was, never would have rented it to begin with, oh well. But again, at least I got lucky or blessed or both, and got out long b4 it got bad. I just pity those kids next door , who have to live here after I go elsewhere. Since I wont be here to help them hold it together. I’m thinking of letting H&W know of the situation, so that these kids can be rescued b4 the abuse becomes acute. I’m no saint nor anything, but these kids, especially 1 little girl , clings to me like flys to a honey jar. What I think is, and I could be wrong, but what I see is a little girl holding onto someone solid and safe. One of the boys in this family next to me, would rather go to the shop with me than stay home. Heck he nearly screams when its time to shut down for the day.

So if any of ya’ll out there reads this, that can do something, make a call to Idaho Health & Welfare. Tell them there are kids in trouble at 824 Meredith in Rupert.

The final question is; Are we in the Knytes-of-Anarchy, the only organization , doing it right? For that matter the only club company doing it right?

If so, maybe the President of the Knytes, ought to be elected President of the U.S.-of A, states.

A new accessory for preventing a DUI, will be, offered by the Knytes.

That in my next Entry.

L8R

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