Damn dude you stink, and the incredible web

Your working all day, your best pal and you are sweating like a convicted LDS prostitute and through movement, you discover your pal, has bo worse than the outside of the Hazzard County Livestock Commission bullpen. How can you tactfully tell you pal, hey dude you need to hit the shower, without hurting his feelings? Had a co-worker today that needed to hit the shower something fierce. Yet he did buy grub so I declined , but whew, did he stink. Of course I understood, as his old lady gave him the boot, and not in a good way. With a no contact order for garnishment. However if Kenny shows Tuesday smelling like a dead steer, he’s going to the crew quarters and hitting the soap and water. In the Marines, if there was a guy that stunk, really bad, we got him in a tub of really hot water with lye soap and a heavy duty cleaning brush. The Corps taught me to scrub down at least twice a day. Sure there are tymez and places where in combat , getting clean is a challenge, but even going into a creek and washing off is crucial. Since many of us resided very close to each other both in the bunkers as well as in our aircraft. The last thing you really want is a dude that smells . Now as far as gals, been there, done that. Outside of her vulva and maybe baby her peds, her underarms and hiney will get to smelling too. A waitress serving you at the Wayside Cafe working around all that kitchen heat will tend to get bad body smell. Only this afternoon , eating taters and meatloaf, this one gal there that always gives me a stiffy, went to pour me a cup of java and I nearly fell over. Trashing my stiffy and entire image of her. Generally speaking, gals produce a different ph level of poor body hygiene. Guys are worse(Sorry guys) but she pews too and it can be serious whew, pew.

Last here. How many times have you clicked on a web site’s hotlink, only to find that the hotlink does not work. Or fails to load. Sure this condition can be the result of YOUR computer not having enuff memory, to sustain loading another page, but 80% of the time the bandwidth of your ISP will determine if you can load multiple pages. If all checks out, and it usually does, its the damn web site. To which I say to those who create web sites, make damn sure the damn thing works before you put it online.

More on this Tuesday.

Next time here; The annual Miss AyreWolf and SheWolf talent search.

L8R Aviators,

Quote of the day:
But what is the difference between literature and journalism?/ ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Isaiah 41:10“So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

AyreWolf Aviation is styll the Parent Company

Last night sitting at the Wolf’s Den here in Burley, sipping some barley pops and just ratchetjawing , as any good reassigned Marine aviators would and do, the discussion came up, what if there was no AyreWolf? Or AyreWolf Aviation? More over why did , AyreWolf Aviation, The AyreWolvez and all get kicked to the curb? The fact is, there would not be, any Cooter’s Toewing and Garage, there would be no Hazzard County Choppers, there would be no AyreWolf Radio, or as it is now HazzardAyre Radio, and most importantly there would be no Knytes-of-Anarchy or SAMCRO MCC IDAHO. As it is in fact AyreWolf Aviation is 80% of the monthly and annual funding of the Knytes-of-Anarchy, and the AyreWolvez Military Aviation Association is the main parent organization that hovers over the Knytes-of-Anarchy. In essence , the AyreWolvez command the Knytes, and AyreWolf Aviation commands and remains parent company over Cooter’s Toewing & Garage , Hazzard County Choppers, and yes HazzardAyre Media.

For me personally, AyreWolf Aviation came in when I needed it the most. In late 2003 when for a misconceived investment, by what is called the Montgomery Foundation, (Mom & Dad’s estate) Owners of AyreWolf Aviation(meaning me ) that misconceived investment nearly brought down the hangar of cards. Most if not much of the primary assets were sold or put in escrow. In early 2004 another disaster , Flying J Inc. Of which 70% was owned by the Montgomery Foundation went into chapter 13. The Montgomery Foundation sold that to the Pilot Travel Plaza chain, and recovered. From that sale, in mid 2005 Cuzzin Bud, and Cuzzin Gordon along with myself, sat in a pilots cafe near the Salt Lake International Airport, and hammered out what has become ; AyreWolf Aviation the 3rd largest specialty aviation company in the Mountain West, and 11th largest in the USA. With the recovery of the asset recovery law suit, by the Montgomery Foundation against, Metro Securities and Annuities, with nearly $800 million bucks in the view, it is planned that the Burley Airport will become the Idaho home of AyreWolf Aviation, with three other Idaho airports becoming the sub ports for the company. However; the headquarters of AyreWolf Aviation will remain in Utah at what is termed Bountiful SkyPark. AyreWolf Aviation’s R&D airport will remain at the Wendover Airport, Wendover Nevada.

Nothing though of our organization or as my company could exist without AyreWolf Aviation, which is still presided over by me.

L8R Aviators,

 

Quote of the day:
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Psalm 119:7“I will praise you with an upright heart as I learn your righteous laws.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

BJ’s 19th Hole Sports Bar Burley Idaho to soon become the Reaper Club

Going to make this short, sweet and tangy. Discussion are going on , where the AyreWolvez are looking to buy BJ’s 19th Hole Sports Bar of Burley. If done, BJ’s would become the Reaper Club, and why would we want to open a bar/eating place?

This is part of the reason>>>>>>> In essence finding Miss SAMCRO/HazzardCounty 2011.

Details at 23:00 Hours Monday (tonight) night.

Stay out of the comedian lane.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

Psalm 119:7“I will praise you with an upright heart as I learn your righteous laws.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Finally in the right lane

If ya’ll thought the crew here was at a dead end, your both right & wrong. Yes in both Bliss, Goons Ferry, and eventually Buhl we were stopped right in our tracks, and sinking faster than a heavy rock in a quiksand hole. Then came the day, I got together with A1 Towing in Twin Falls, and we as a company began take off to get in the right altitude.  With certain conditions that began to heat up, thought last winter to go tow in the snow here in mini Cassia, was on top of the list. Seemed every day , we were getting calls from here to Twin to roll over here to Burley. With that in mind two of Charley’s crew and I decided to begin sniffing around the Mini Cassia area, in thoughts of setting up a sub station of and for A1 here. However, while I dig Charley as a friend and fellow toewer, still being partner with anyone outside of SAMCRO-aka Knytes-of-Anarchy members or the club itself usually comes back around to byte me in the ass. So a bell went off in my brain that caused it to drain and I thought, why don’t I just set up my own outfit in Burley and immediate area? So I first went to a shop, in Rupert, found it was too expensive, but found that some crook who runs a taxi outfit here was sniffing around the same shop. First inclination again was to go halvies on that shop. So I declined. Then found a shop in Paul, still too expensive but the dude with the cab company wanted to do that, but again going into partnership with anybody you don’t really know is not something that a wize man does. Then the same day, on my way out of town to Buhl, saw a set of shops out on west main aka west highway 30 just on the peripheral of Burley. Called the guy, price was doable and thus one move forward. Then after a few weeks here same guy who rents us the shop had a apartment at the same price, so I inked that and will be moving in there, out of Mini Mexico Borneo of Rupert.

Then came the concept of what to call the operation. Something that would retain current customers especially our commercial customers, and yet open some new doors.

So my best pal at A1 in Twin, said why not just modify A1 with your old street name(Cooter) and thus Cooter’s A1 Toewing and Garage was born.

So we have arrived.

Now then; I have created a private company blog at www.cooterstoewingandgarage.blogspot.com as well as on FaceBook under groups. Only employees of and certain supporters of Cooter’s A1 Toewing & Garage, will be able to access that. As far as HazzardAyre here, I’ll be posting news as it becomes news of SAMCRO MC Idaho. But with things as cut throat as they are in toewing these days and all, plus internal 411 , I thought it best to set up a blog for the company, and as such only our company will know what’s up with Cooter’s A1 Toewing.

What is refreshing is this, at least, after better than 10 years of thrashing , hashing, worrying, not to mention relocating more than a band of Gypsies , is because of direction of Kahless, I have found my Idaho Utopia, and am in the thought of laying down concrete foundations here and living out my days here. Should never allowed that jerk from KPIH out of Pocky to con me into being part of his thing there, and yes I was warned, by a gal here that , moving over there was an idiotic mistake. But ya’ll learn. But I’m home now and staying put.

Next entry, the Hazzard County Homecoming Reunion West.

Keep it Tween the Ditches,

Quote of the day:
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. - Franklin P. Adams

Romans 1:16“For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Did the media go brain dead?

Has America’s media gone brain dead, or deaf? Consider that few if any new TV ad’s are creative anymore. More over placed where they can do the best good for those paying for that ad.

Used ta could identify a product or service, simply by the ads jingle or music. From Alka Seltzer to a few Coca Cola ads. Who could ever forget the holiday gif of I wish I could teach the world to sing? Heck even SuperBowl ads are bland, despite how much they cost to place.

Then you have to wonder at the thinking or lack of it, by the ad agencies. Consider that, and I might add here I don’t think its a coincidence that three big TV networks are running shows aimed at truckers. Did they get the idea from oh I dunno, HazzardAyre Media(us) and the Confederate Star TV Network, when we suggested popping up with shows for and of the over the road(OTR) long haul trucker? Hmmm?

Any mile three networks on, doing shows for truckers, yet few if any are running ads for anything truck or trucker. Has any of their ad sales gurus thought about looking in any of the major trucker or towing trade publications on how much they charge for ad space, and thought hey, we could do that.

Why don’t these TV network ad dorks, go to the trucking equipment and or supplier companies. Think, an ad for say Peterbilt or Kenworth, Cat or Cummins diesels in class 8 trucks, or say heck even Cobra CB radios, placed on say American Trucker on SpeedTV, or Trick My Truck on CMT or say Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel? How about the truck stops, tire companies etc. See where I’m going here?

With that in mind, dig this; with the advent of the creation of a whole new era here at HCC & Cooter’s A1 Toewing & Garage, of Burley , we will be launching in a few months one big hoopla of an ad project to get both area heavy and light haulers to know if they need a tow call Cooter’s A1 Toewing. As usual ads will be placed in local papers for a female model pitch girl as a Miss Hazzard County, to be the focal point and do the voice over to tell the story of our company. Once done, ya’ll can bet your next tank of diesel, that the ads will be placed once produced, on those afore mentioned TV shows directed towards truckers. American Trucker on SpeedTV, Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel, and yes even Trick My Truck on CMT as well as the Dukes . As well as on SOA on FX .

If one were and I hope you do, tune into say the PowerBlock the performance automotive early morning Saturday and Sunday time slot on Spike, you rarely see anything else on there except for products directed towards gearheads. Everything from TireRack.com to Edlebrock to that super blonde pitching EBC Brake linings. Yet the same ad agencies are missing the call of the wyld, when they don’t pitch the time slots on the trucker aimed shows for products & or services for well truckers. Oh and for those keeping score at home, yes I am asking our club’s Nurse GoodBody Ellie May to do a few of those featured ads. She does look good, don’t ya’ll think? But then too new town new era, and all maybe a new Burley area gal to do our gig? Think? Anymile, as I close, headed to dreamland, I ask, Did the media go brain dead? More over why is it only us that sees where the ad gurus are not placing the right ads with the right content or viewer?

Does make ya’ll wonder, don’t it?

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln

Colossians 2:9-10“For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. He is the head over every power and authority.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Similar but different

We didn’t create the name but in these times , money being tight and such it was in our best consideration to take on and honor somebody that got me back in the game of going toewing and helping me to find myself. As such we re-enter the Mini Cassia area as Cooter’s A1 Toewing and Garage.

The creator of the original A1 Towing of Twin Falls, showed me very vividly how with hard work, sticking to detail and sharp business smarts, success can be achieved. Charley Legg is the owner of A1 Towing of Twin Falls Idaho. In little than 10 or so years, Charley went from two trucks and an old stereo shop made into an auto service shop, to being one of if not the number one towing service in Twin Falls , running 20 trucks.

With that in mind and inspiration in our minds, the name may be similar but here at Cooter’s A1 Toewing is truly different.

The differences are as follows;

First we are in Burley and Rupert Idaho, not Twin Falls.

Second we are a performance truck and Harley shop, as well as a towing heavy truck service, Charley’s does not do general service, on cars etc. Just tows.

Third: Our trucks have three key parts that are unmistakable. First our trucks are Maroon Red and Charcoal Gray, not white like Charley’s. Plus our trucks emblazon a huge rebel flag on the hood. Charley’s doesn’t.

And Fourth; Cooter’s A1 Toewing is Hazzard County and all that makes that up. Charley’s  A1 Towing of Twin Falls could care less about the Dukes of Hazzard, or Hazzard County .

Some say duplication is the sheerest form of flattery, in this case its more than flattery , its pure admiration of both a company and a man , that went from being a drunk, drugged out , 3 divorced crack head, to a very successful business man and company, if we as Cooter’s A1 Toewing can even get close to Charley’s success, we’ll be happy and blessed.

So what about Cooter’s BlackSheep Toewing? That went sideways. Apparently, the USMC does not cotton well to a civilian commercial firm using its name in a business venture.

Life goes on.

So in conclusion , our names may sound alike, but A1 Towing of Twin Falls Idaho is not us, we are Cooter’s A1 Toewing of Mini Cassia Idaho. Two different companies, two different owners.

Keep it tween the Ditches.

 

Quote of the day:
This is like deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra

Colossians 2:9-10“For in Christ all the fullness of the Deity lives in bodily form, and in Christ you have been brought to fullness. He is the head over every power and authority.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Loosers online amazing

It’s amazing to me to see so many young folks and all online on a Friday or Saturday night. In my old age past I saw this from the ear not the computer screen. Years ago it was fat really fugdugly women on a CB base station , that while sounding sweet and all, by the time ya’ll found them, and met them , ya’ll wished ya’ll hadn’t. I mean faces and guts not to mention THUNDER BUTTS. I experienced this the worst, at what used to be the GearJammer near Mountain Home. Ya’ll would hear em about Bennett Mountain . On a regular basis we’d roll into town to check a few out, and never did we find one whose looks matched the voice. Same near Jerome. If ya’ll found something worth doing, it was on meth , or nose candy. Not for me.

Today its FaceBook, Twitter, and other so called social sites. Most post a great pic, but in reality would scare ya’ll squatless. And yes most are on a controlled substance. Online date sites are the worst. Have ya’ll ever REALLY met one online that had knock out looks and was as sweet as they seem online?

For me I’ll just stick to the bar and church, at least ya’ll know what your getting.

Okay then, don’t forget SAMCRO/KOA Officers meeting, Tuesday July 19th , SAMCRO HQ Burley , 21:00 hours.

Also intel meeting Bonnies , in Twin Falls, July 23rd 13:00 hours.

Until L8R

Quote of the day:
The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle

James 1:21“Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.