Wednesday, December 14, 2011

This would make a great movie

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If the crap that seems to happen to me all too often , were not tragic in their own rights , it’d make for a great movie.

For many of our younger readers, the cartoon character Ziggy might be strange.

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I came to the realization that this albeit a cartoon character , was about me one day chowing down at a place in Wendell Idaho years ago, called “The Filling Station” . On the wall was a pic of Ziggy walking out of a cafe and it was raining just on him. I could relate.

The crap I have endured might have something to do with a southern person, being transplanted not once but twice to the freezing cold of Yankees mostly Idaho. Once at age 11, when Mom & Dad, learning that an advanced learning program had been put together in Hagerman Idaho. I was light years ahead of my own peer group so Mom & Dad moved here. Problem was, by the time we got here in 1971, that programs federal funding was shot and thus the program was kaput. Thus we moved here for nothing.

Then at the end of my service to the USMC was up in late 2004 albeit active reserve, I was going to Wyoming not head in the mud Idaho. Once I got to Wyoming, found that my rebel ways were not appreciated by some, and got twitterpaited over some bar skirt, who convinced me to move back here that in reality was her running from the Wyoming law.

Even so, beyond that and the being against the wall, I have persevered. The proud Hazzard County Knytes, grew up and we reformed as the Knytes-of-Anarchy, which is still taking baby steps. Our media branch that hailed as Southern Steele Media was reworked into being Confederate Star Broadcasting, and hovers over both HazzardAyre Radio and the newspaper by the same name here.

In late 2009 we reached the shores of Gooding Idaho , restarted the Ayre part of HazzardAyre as AyreWolf Radio. At first the gig went good, then our bean counter got worse with his diabetes, and had trouble making payments on time. Then came that month when the confounded United States Postal Service lost all or most of mail, thus two checks went missing until it was too late. By that time we had gotten booted from our studios, gear stored, and we have been rebuilding ever since. However if those who had signed onto being new employees were to have stuck with it, and helped raise the funds to bail the radio station , then, the voice of today’s confederacy would not have been silenced.

Over the last 6 months it has been one damn thing after another, first, Cuzzin Bud goes into a near vegetate state due to his diabetes, with him not being able to sign checks bills got behind. Over time they got paid, but I have had to pay the late charges out of my earnings here at Hazzard County Choppers/CooTer’s Toewing.

November was a real headache , since all the rework of bean counters. The bills got paid, but the new bean counter had not yet been authorized to get the funds for December. Something to do with the Social Security Administration, not filing a simple piece of paper. This has meant I’m in a real pickle, since while everything was paid the utility bills that makes up water and electricity, is due. I bought myself some time, but December 23rd, if the bill ain’t paid, off goes the juice and water. Which means due to a Yankee government screw-up I’m going to freeze. These kinds of mistakes are why years ago , the then Hazzard-County Knytes, now the Knytes-of-Anarchy, joined forces with the Sons Of Confederate Veterans, to help cure the illness’s of the Union Yankee Government. There are too many untrained and uncaring people working in important government agency offices, such as Social Security. While I’m all for, busting my ass for what I get, and eat, the USA Yankee government has stolen much of what anyone including myself earns. Its not taxation its theft, pure and simple. This needs to be changed and its not going to come from the Republicans and nor the Democrats, its only going to come from the Confederate National Party, and the United Confederate States of America. That’s why our group does what we do, to preserve the liberties that so many have fought and died for. On both sides. As crooked as he was old Gen Grant himself , I think would have sided with Gen Lee, if he’d have seen what has become of this nation.

If you really want something to wipe your butt on, dig this. If you try to get off Social Security and into the work stream, you cain’t not without giving up the SSA cushion. While over time I’d like to give the finger to SSA, if you work you cain’t. I had a fairly good job with a local farm company here running taters, albeit at $6.00 after taxes. I’d have made enuff to cover crap like I’m in now with the power bill, but nooo, SSA said quit or loose benefits. What I’d rather see is a time frame of say oh , I don’t know, say 6 months or a year, of being able to work, get your feet under you then say adios to SSA. That would make sense. Stay on SSA, for a year or 6 months while working a job, then you could heal financially b4 they cut you off. That makes sense, but common or otherwise sense is not in the view of the Union Yankee Government.

Then for December, just as the rest hit, the clutch in LiL Lexi goes out. And I have to figure out how to pay for all of this, plus rent and all out of $1,000.00 a month.

Sure the club makes money , but that’s the club, IT AIN’T MY MONEY!! I have to struggle just like all American’s. Sure most years , in toewing we got snow this time of year. This year has been dry, no snow, no toews , means low dollars.

With it all, wouldn’t this make a damn good movie?

The answer in an upcoming entry.

As I close, Confederate Star Broadcasting, will be broadcasting the programs of Dixie Broadcasting(www.DixieBroadcasting.com) Its not just a southern movement, but a needed national movement.

L8R Ya’ll

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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo Galilei
Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Friends are friends as long as you don’t REALLY need something

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Friends are friends as long as ya’ll don’t REALLY need something.

Example; with the turn over of the funds from Bud to our new bean counter and distributor in Blackfoot the utility bill here at the Rat Shak was somehow over looked. Now granted to me and others $172.00 is a bunch of money, especially when trying to shoe kids, feed everyone and keep your own ship afloat, but too , if one is working a bunch and should know that in two and a half weeks the loan would be paid, there should not be any resistance. So I asked our Nurse GoodBody, if she could spot me that $172.00 . Nope. While I could and can understand , since I bumbed $700.00 from her to bail out LexiBelle a few years ago and defaulted, only due to Bud not being able to manage things in the right way due to his illness, but still, I am getting a slight increase in pay from SSI and all and with someone else who would make sure the debt was paid should not be any trouble.

Now in this scenario going to SAMCRO for the quick loan would be no biggy, but all of those who could help are out for the holiday’s and with club elections just a month away, nobody can issue out funds. So the search is on for help here.

But I also see where some friends would be gun shy of lending funds to a friend. Simply when its about money , nothing kills a friendship than exchanging finances.

So , friends are friends until or unless you need something, really NEED something.

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Luke 1:26-28“[The Birth of Jesus Foretold] In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.””

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Brains are not the best asset of Yankees.

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If brains were dynamite most Yankees could not blow their noses.

I think it has to do in part to these cold winters here, or something , but brain fluid gets gooey and cain’t quite flow proper, kind of like slow molasses. Some put it to simple no education , or that the people albeit being somewhat of our rebel redneck persona , but what ever it is. If the USA, is going to get out of its current mess , it’d better be looking to the Confederate States of America for help. The fact that decades of decadence has caused much of the current dilemma is starting just now to puddle up like manure out of a milk cow first in the morning.

Then there is the condition that all too many cain’t do simple mental configuring on a rather simple situation.

Example, UPS , driver, a gal no less, comes to here to my Rat Shak, to deliver the goodies from EasyRiders. Goes up the street, trying to find a shop. Yet no shop here, but I have a lean to in back of the shak, to build bikes. Yet this UPS gal could not finger out that a custom H-O-G shop was or could be behind a house. Not thinking that it don’t take no 80X80 shop to build bikes. Guess what? Got the package , but whew cain’t these people decipher these simple concepts?

I often wonder about how so many people are so much in a constant state of or have an incurable state of PMS. Seems no matter where you go, there is one or two if not more people in a store that is having a bad day.

Sure I know not all in the west here can have or even immulate southern hospitality and all, but why not try? I know what Yoda from Star Wars fame said, “ Do or don’t, no try” but these northern Yankees don’t even attempt to be happy or at least greet customers with at least a cheerful greeting. Its not that I expect the sounding of trumpets or anything, but its like, this morning, cruized up to the neighborhood quick store(Maverick, Overland Ave, Burley-Idaho) . I remarked that it was sure cold outside, which it is, instead of at least greeting me with a , “yes sir it sure is,” Her attitude was , hurry up , buy your snuff and get out, I have other things to do. Bullsbreath. If your working in an industry or job, where your dealing direct with customers, or other employees even, if your having troubles at home , leave those troubles at home, guess its that I have learned the act of cheering people up even if they are not in such a good mood. That goes with the profession of driving a toew truck. Most I deal with, when I deal with them are pissed off, either their rig is broke down, slid off or after a wreck. In these cases folks’ attitudes are not of the best. But by me being friendly, I calm them down and turn the attitude into a time of peace, not hostility. Too bad others can’t learn that, but again, its the Yankee thing.

Just my opinion.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. - R. D. Laing
Matthew 2:4-6“When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born. “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written: “‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.’””

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Unless I know you, the box ain’t gettin opened

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Its that time of year when all too many new laptops , desktops and other web capable devices get bought and given as gifts.

It’s also when Internet panhandlers are out there ready to separate you from your money, or inflict revenge through worms, malware, Trojans and we ain’t talkin of contraceptives either.

The best solution since none of us can know all threats , that we might be subjected to, is to know, damn well the emails and companies we get emails and offers from.

Used to be, that in years gone by, trash mail came in the snail mail box. If you didn’t like the offer, you used it as a liner for Flash’s doggy box or bird cage. Or just junked it.

Now days its interactive. Not only do we get flooded with emails from those firms with products that are made cheap, and are sold for a premium price, there is also the 3rd world nations that envy the crippled economic but nearly free USA. Thus they attack, us through our inboxes. In most cases requests for membership into the club, are screened long b4 I see em in my inbox, more over if I don’t know you, don’t expect me to look at your email. Call me first, then I’ll respond.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. - H. Mumford Jones
Matthew 2:4-6“When he had called together all the people’s chief priests and teachers of the law, he asked them where the Messiah was to be born. “In Bethlehem in Judea,” they replied, “for this is what the prophet has written: “‘But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, are by no means least among the rulers of Judah; for out of you will come a ruler who will shepherd my people Israel.’””

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Where few others dare to go

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B4 I get into my daily howl here, I want to say to the jerk last night who said , that thought he being better than I , called me just another tow truck driver. Whew, I had to hold back from dropping that feller on the floor of Loves Truck stop here. JUST A TOW TRUCK driver? I’ll remember this guy when he needs pulled out of the snow. Or rescued at 3:00AM .

Okay then.

I think that anybody who gets on air should try to make themselves more humbling to their listeners or viewers.

Example, Robin Mead on CNN in the morning, fine show and all, but she has a blog so called. But rather, than giving us her thoughts on a given topic or issue, she just regurgitates what was on air that morning. Chute, we all has all heard and seen that, how about her sticking her neck out and telling us her thoughts on something. Extend herself out from the show. That is what makes a good on air personality, I think. Let those who go to a networks website and read really what is on that hosts mind, let US get to know them, rather than just rehash crap we have already seen or heard.

Maybe and don’t push the maybe , baby, is why for over 30 years behind the mic ye ole AyreWolf here, on all the shows that I host on HazzardAyre.com has always rated in the number 1 or 2 spot on most Arbitron ratings for overnight and early morning radio, likewise its why many in the Pocatello area flocked to their TV’s to watch our shows on cable access there at CH-12 . Was I made myself available, accessible and upfront with my viewers. Many people there who had never b4 tuned into cable access did so, not bragging , just stating a fact.

In short, I write my blogs during music sets on air, as well as after I get home after that days shows. There are things because of FCC rules and time restraints I can’t expand upon, on air. So I relate my feelings and thoughts on what I covered on air, likewise what I’d like to cover on air.

Of course I’m more aggressive and all, but then , what else would you expect from ye ole AyreWolf here, since I do and go, “ Where Few Others Dare to Go” .

See ya’ll 2nyte

L8R

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Quote of the day:
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. - William Wrigley Jr.
Galatians 4:4-5“But when the set time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under the law, to redeem those under the law, that we might receive adoption to sonship.”

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Some days its best to stay in bed,

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Some days it’d be best to stay in bed. Well its Christmas, and cold.

Fix it jobs that I should have been doing on rigs have started catching up on me.

Dig this, went to get milk and grub , on the way home, went to snag 3rd in LiL Lexi, and guess what? No clutch. So did the rpm shuffle to get it home, got home, but now need to fix clutch. There are some lights in the clouds though, at least the clutch went out during the wee hours of night when no or hardly no traffic is out, and so no real big thing, but this going to be expensive. Oh well at least got BIG Lexi to haul around in so not really crippled but feel its going to be a while till I’m motoring to Twin any time soon, or elsewhere.

I don’t know if its the Roman’s that reworked the calendar but what ever its said, before the Gentiles and Jews reconciled , the day of rest was really Saturday. Be that as it may, I’m home and glad I have what I have.

Had to scrub going to Twin to see Nurse GoodBody, but hey the clutch going out is one of those challenges that God gives us, to see if we’ll retain faith, in him.

Just another grand day in paradise, but really, Some Days its best to stay in bed.

L8R Ya’ll

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone
Galatians 4:4-5“But when the set time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under the law, to redeem those under the law, that we might receive adoption to son ship.”

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Ya’ll gotta wonder where these smugly and near smugly guys get the hot babes?

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B4 I get into my rant here, I want to tip my hat to T-Mobile for their Xmas ad that I’m seeing on YouTube. All those pink dress’s and all, gives a old confederate soldier a spirit lift. Bet this becomes a tradition like that Coke holiday jingle a few years ago. Looks like the Layton Hills Mall, Layton Utah is where that was shot. Congrats.

Which brings me to my final thoughts for the morning.

Where do these smugly guys find these fine babes(women) to get attached to? Granted many gravitate to those making big money, those are called Gold-Diggers which is what you see on all those TV court shows in the AM weekdays . For the rest, how do these guys find and retain these gals? Many of these guys are unemployed, druggies, and so on, yet these gals would rather be with them rather than a real guy who has more than most money wise, yet I don’t show it to prevent the Gold Digger syndrome but again gotta ask, where do these guys find that sweet sugar?

Like my pal in Utah , Tommy. He has been hooked up with so many hotties that you could eat off their butts they being so sweet, yet there’s Tommy, not much if any bigger than I am body wise, and he’s got another hottie. Hey Tommy, get me one will ya’ll?

Again ya’ll gotta remember where we are. More over where I’m at, Idaho.

9 months, if shit don’t get better here, its eye ball both Echo/Morgan Utah again, or Wendover Utah.

I have just about had it here.

No big crap on Idaho, but hey Idaho, just does not have the resources I need to make, both AyreWolf Aviation and/or CooTer’s Toewing gain altitude or action. Utah does.

L8R Ya’ll

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Quote of the day:
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. - Chester Bowles
Isaiah 7:14“Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.”

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