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Monday, June 18, 2012

Believe it or not, dogs and women fart too

Believe it or not dogs and women fart too.

Lady friend lives near me here at the Powers. She was surprised to hear a whoo-pew her dog farted. Was this a surprise? Heck dogs eat and even eat what we as human wont. Wolves have better more developed pallets. Any mile the food dogs eat can create gas and although unpleasant , will fart.

Likewise although women say its not a fart but a fluff, still women fart too. While women usually hide it better than us male wolvez still, when women give off gas it do pew. Remember gas can come out of two holes usually in the same region of the body. The butt and vagina.

The Ace said the second is called a puss fart, smelled like burnt toast. But it does get worse than burnt toast. That smell is right down caustic, could melt the chrome off the bumper of a Kenworth.

Then of course is the newly wedded.

It’s surprising that for about the first 4 years of a marriage, many women will not let you in the stall if they’re taking a dump. This is a border line that should never be crossed. If you do, its darn near like when they’re giving birth, every thing you ever did, up to that point WILL be discussed.

Then of course, there is the time that she first finds your tiddy whites, with the crap stain. For some odd reason, this is not at least noticeable problem for women, however us guys wipe quick and don’t always do a good job. Thus the stain, this said its not uncommon for that same gal not to fuss over a dirty diaper, that has poop from a baby and totally dismiss it.

Been up until 06:30 hours, I’m headed to snooze land, but remember, Women may be all sugar and spice, and dogs cuddly but both fart too.

L8R

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Ephesians 6:4“Fathers, do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up in the training and instruction of the Lord.”

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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Weekend Look

Is it just me or do ya’ll think the powers that be pushed Danica Patrick into Sprint Cup way too soon? More over if the powers that be and GoDaddy included wanted her

to get what I still call Winston Cup series points the best way to do it is run her more on the big races and slack off on the Nationwide series. Likewise if all their going to do is run her on the Nationwide series and not promote her on the Winston Cup Series.

That said, why can’t she get in the right groove? She never gets up to beyond 16th place in a Sprint Cup race, is only 7th in the points on the Nationwide series, can’t she do this? Should Danica retire to just doing Indy Car and forget NASCAR? For that matter can any woman truly race in NASCAR? Women are in the drivers seat at NHRA Drag Racing , but not NASCAR. Ever since Janet Guthrie no woman has truly gotten in the seat of a stock car and stayed there much less won.

Is NASCAR to tuff for women?

Strong wind advisory for all of Mini Cassia Idaho. 18 wheelers watch your truckin through our area there’s a lot of wind be blowin.

What else from a state that supplies so much hot air.

But should Danica or can she become competitive and git-r-done?

L8R Ya’ll

Report from the Powers

Have you seen that ad on TV from A.T.T. Cell, that has that scruffy looking guy and his better looking gal in an old Travel-all singing. And they get to singing John Denver’s Rocky Mountain High and the guy don’t even sing it right. Shit what, does A.T.T. have something against Colorado? Or did Colorado want a slice of the pie of royals for singing that in old Johns tune. Although I bitch a lot about TV ads, there are some creative albeit few , but can’t they at least try?

I understand that companies big and small ain’t snagging mucho denareo like they used to even small business’ are struggling, but smart effective creative advertising is what not only gets customers to the door or in the case of going toewing on the phone more calling YOU, but remember you as well.

That’s one of the main reasons I started playing on the two words toe and tow, and did this shot up,

Because we truly do love toewz. Any mile it has worked although not everywhere accepted. Some stations in Boise run our ads, most in Utah do, as they see nothing wrong with it, remember the majority of Utah’ns are LDS, yet here in our area, forget about it. But that’s getting off course here.

Finding talent to do our ads is a lot of long hours, and 80% come from Utah.

It’s not too difficult to find sweet hiney strutting their stuff at a bar and acting stupid, but try to get em in front of a camera lens doing something one weekend that’d make em twice what they would make in a month at the food service jobs, and no cain’t find.

Now b4 many judge my current living conditions. I’m at the Powers here until, I can either find something better as well as the changeover from having a payee for my benefits, direct to me. Once that happens I’m 80% dedicated to finding that highway to Salt Lake City, and forget no go Idaho,.

Oh and by the way, what you see in the photo of the Powers is not what is, its worse. But hey free cable/Internet, utilities.

Spike TV up for sale?

That in my next edition.

10-10 on the side

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Could it work this time? Let me know.

Over the last few years after being so stupid and mystified by the oasis visions of life in Idaho years ago that I reluctantly relocated back here to Idaho, and have been trying I think to force a round peg into a square hole. The old saying by one of our Bro’s the Ace Of Spades , said, you can lead the horse to water but ya’ll cain’t make it drink, and if ya’ll hold its head in the trough all its gonna do is drown.

Which I have I think been trying to do by trying to get a 75% LDS stuck up area, to look past that Book of Mormon and get off their golden toilets long enough to see that what the Knytes and myself have been trying to get them to do for 10 years.

Be that as it may the golden Oscar is up for grabs for us again. There are 5 video productions in the works that our parent media company(Southern Steele Media) will be casting for.

The first is obvious ,

the next is:

Wizards of Waverly Place The College Years,

and of course

HazzardAyre, the real movie autobiography of where HazzardAyre Radio began and all involved in getting it here.

The problem I’m having is, after at least a dozen times casting things and never getting anywhere, I am apprehensive in trying to cast again. But hey its said if ya’ll fish the pond long enough eventually you’ll catch something, so I’m gunna keep trying. Just wonder if maybe moving to a different pond and using different bait, might help, more L8R ya’ll .

I’m 10-10 on the side, good numbers to ya’ll.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

But is anyone out there listening anymore?

But is there anyone out there listening anymore?

Back in the day long b4 cell phones many including but not limited to otr truckers had in the cab not as a novelty but necessity a cb.

Across our nation cb clubs became the in thing. From I-80 Control to Diesel Drivers International, to yes us at the then Hazzard County Knytes aka Knytes-of-Anarchy, had folks working in shifts monitoring both cb channel 19 and 9.

Old Smokey was tuned in on cb channel 9 monitoring for emergencies.

So the other night I was where the cell didn’t work, no FM two way signal, but needed to get in tune with home port. I was relieved to find, in all parts of the area, one monitoring station in Malta still tuned into channel 9. Then I got to wondering what if , there was a new wave of popularity started for and of ye ole cb.(there’s a country song by that name, done by Red Sovine) I can remember my years in tune on that box.

My first if ya’ll want to call it that, cb was a toy base station tuned to what was the kids channel of cb channel 14. I modified that things tuner, gave it a few more ponies, put on a bigger longer antenna and was talking to Australia over skip waves. That was a gas. When the skip would roll in, I could talk from coast to coast. Then got to chattin with otr truckers, fell in love with the profession and many of ya’ll know the rest.

It was 1974 the nation was still under the grips of a political oil embargo and Smokey used that to hammer truckers. Truckers got smart , cb was the wave of the just gotta have it thing in 18 wheels or 4. A whole new language came into being, movies were created out of the craze. From Smokey and the Bandit, to Breaker Breaker, starring of course Jan Vincent who you know also was the pilot on tv of Airwolf.

It was about this time a youth group called the JR 14 cb club created by older cb’ers of what was called the I-80 Control CB club, in Twin Falls Idaho, came about. This youth group was part of the founding members of what you know as the Knytes-of-Anarchy today.

That being said, I wondered, could a CB club be created today? If it was created would it go poop or really be a hammer down success? So as ya’ll might know, the KOA tonight at our monthly meeting came up with a experimental project. Create a Mini Cassia area CB Club. Can we have a big 10-4 on that?

But I’d like to know from some of ya’ll, would you join a working cb club? Would you support a cb club, and finally, if you call out on channel 9 is there anyone still listening?

Let me know, send comments to knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com

Until L8R Ya’ll I’m 10-10 on the side.

Good numbers to ya’ll,

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BUT DID YA’LL NOTICE

Hey have ya’ll noticed, the jerx in MHI have been leaving us alone lately? Even that little fartknocker in Pocatello that started the rumble. Guy reminds me of Rumplestilskin or some Nome. Little pointed head peanut brained inbred puke he is.

Any mile sorry but not in a good mood today.

Toewing season not that good this year and in doing up the books found we are still in the black, but just fractionately so. Which is why mid month March 2012 I made the exec decision to redoux Dixie Towing, Dixie-A1 Toewing and SpeedWrench Toewing and merge them all into what we fly by here as simply BlackSheep Toewing . Think of our trucks as F-4-U Corsairs and you’ll get the idea. As far as things DOH –{Dukes Of Hazzard} that lives through the shop as Hazzard County Choppers or HCC. We build hot rod, rather what is called Rat-Rods and what we call Rat Rod Trucks, even big 18 wheel sized trucks. This means looking rusty, or with flat paint with only bare essentials to run. And our projects do run well. No flashy paint , no flashy chrome, just have fun rigs. Of course we also are the only Harley Davidson factory authorized service shop in Mini Cassia Idaho, and we also service both Triumph and Norton Road Bikes. No trail bikes and no Jap crotch critters but we does love them HOGS. The word for those not in the know HOG stands for Harley Owners Group. The term was fashioned in the mid 1950’s by Willie G’s Dad as a marketing tool, sort of like we in 1981 put together the Hazzard County Knytes , now the Knytes-of-Anarchy, to help move product and our services at the then Hazzard County Garage, aka Hazzard County Choppers.

Nuff said there.

With that in your talons in doing up things in mid March and facing near jail time in scrapping metal to make chew money, I decided there needed to be a change in our OTR toewing service. So retaining the legend , up came BlackSheep Toewing named after Boyington’s legendary combat fighter squadron , I took on the persona of Pappy, and so it goes.

BlackSheep Toewing is also compliments AyreWolf Aviation very well so that’s that on that.

Okay then, there is this thing that pops its ugly head up, every once in awhile.

When I bark about paying out money, for such things as model talent or buying TV and or radio station properties or licenses, the money is not just me!! The real money comes from the collective treasury of the Knytes-of-Anarchy/AyreWolvez. Its not just me.

That treasury started with about $100.00 in 1976, and continually has grown, from that slim $100.00 to just over $30,million in both fixed and liquid assets .

Not bad for a club that many said was dead, or would die after a short few months.

From, the word go. The then Hazzard County Knytes now the Knytes of Anarchy, not only wrote the book on the way a custom ride enthusiasts group should be, but on the way events were held, produced and presented. Essentially we moved this valley from Strevell to Boise to Lewiston Idaho and all in between, as far as growth and notoriety. And yet can we get any respect from the local mainstream press? I could walk into the Weekly News Journal or the Voice here in Burley with a million bucks and they still wouldn’t give us paper space.

Guess that’s why Jay at the Weekly News , has to put in his weekly editorial stupid crap about his family going somewhere doing something lame.

While we here on HazzardAyre are publishing the real news.

Even the Slime News of Twin Falls can’t keep up. Guess they like the TV stations are too chicken shit to publish something that might and I say might offend the LDS majority. Yet in real life, our records show that some of the higher up’s in and of the LDS Church read HazzardAyre. More than any of the other 3.

Why? Because we go after the news few do, and present it in a spicy way. Not the bland soup, they might serve at a Relief Society dinner.

But did ya’ll Notice?

L8R Ya’ll

Courtesy has a price on it

If a media outfit be it a TV station or publishing place like newspaper , if they use a piece of anothers creation, without permission , a law suit can and usually is in the works following those works.

Now if you want permission to use this or that you contact the creator of that whatever. If you’re a media firm big enough, you’ll get it next to free. BUT not FREE. You’ll usually have to at least pay some sort of user fee.

So what does this have to do with me?

I see on a regular basis, illegal copying of our printed and published products and it has to end.

Like over a TR Footnotes. I see things that I started. Pretty soon ya’ll will see nylon footed models showing off equipment in TR Footnotes. My question is, why can’t some of these people consider us just like they do say NBC or CNBC and not redoux everything we do, or are we in the Knytes the only creative people left on Earth? Even so if we are, I want paid, or at least acknowledgement from whoever is doing that copying of our stuff. If ya’ll want to use stuff from HazzardAyre or any subsidiary, tell ya’ll what? Send me $20.00 and ya’ll can use it all over the damn place, don’t send me $20.00 or get the permission , ya’ll will pay through the nose in court, or end up like a local motel/taxi company owner did in Burley here , missing and found dead.

Like I said, Courtesy has a price, we ain’t doing it for free any more.

Oh and for those in my area that gave me such a hard time on bumbing me some SKOAL few weeks ago, I have a great memory, wait till this winter when ya’ll are on the side of the road in the freezing cold and snow needing a toew. Ask me then, if my price is negotiable? Sure ya’ll can call the auto clubs, guess what ? Most auto clubs in our area are handled by us, I don’t mind making you wait until your fingers are freezing to the bone.

All I’ll say then is, remember when I needed a can of SKOAL and my paycheck was late?

LIKE I SAID, COURTESY HAS A PRICE ON IT!!!

L8R Ya’ll