Under Capitalized and completely unknowing

So went to look at this used Ford Contour downtown, looked good, and dig this the dude sells two way radios, so far so good.

Then looked up on Yahoo, to see if there was a price break there. According to Yahoo, no 97 Contour exists, here. Guess what Yahoo, there’s one here down 13 blocks from me with 150k on the clock, shows how much you can’t find online. I’m beginning to think we are at the near end of the road as far as the cyber highway. Of course the dungheads in Simi Valley California and near Gay bay San Francisco is where both our grand Google as well as FaceFart is hq’d, but even so they do not have interns let alone , people watching newspapers etc for car listings.

Okay then it’s just like news coverage, in Mini Cassia. Whether it be print, or TV if it isn’t a major get down funky story your not going to see it on KTVB or KMVT, and the Voice and or Weekly Journal here has no real clue as to what is going on. The only real information source with dependability is, HazzardAyre. No less, no more. Its like I overheard some news feller the other day while I was chowing down two booths over, wouldn’t have perked up my ears but there was talk of good ole HazzardAyre, here. Okay the conversation went something to the effect that we here at HazzardAyre were a radical force to be reckoned with, that we didn’t care about who we stepped on and so on, the conclusion here, these two guys were absolutely right.

HazzardAyre has been kicking the ass, out of and directly to every damn other media source in Idaho and Utah for nearly 30 years now. We look on and report news, and happenings nobody else is going to, usually because it has the story or article has none LDS undertones to it. We DON”T FRACKING care about the DAMN MORMON CHURCH, that whole damn thing is nothing more than that Scientology thing tuned bassackwards. Both are a bitch to get into and an even worse headache to get out of, and both coddle the rich and famous. The LDS Church does the Osmonds, Scientology does Tom Cruise. We accept ads from the smoke shops, tattoo shops, even the brothels in Wells and Elko Nevada. We welcome those ads, because 80% of our readers and listeners to our radio network frequent those type of places so why not? Their money is just as good and green as anybody else’ so again why not? Oh by the way, to those keeping score, I have tried every way I can, and that damn Church still will not excommunicate me. What do I need to do, go to church and spank my monkey in the main chapel? That’s a story for another time.

Any mile HazzardAyre went into operation fully capitalized, fully aware and ready to do battle in 2005. In a remote studio in Bountiful Utah. At the time we ran three LIVE shows, with two tv audio to radio pre recorded programs, AG/DAY and American Thunder. In mid 2006 I moved to Wyoming(Wished I’dve stayed there) opened a studio in the same place where a podiatrist practiced.(Seems no where can I go that I’m not involved with feet somehow) so we opened the studio, and was really busting balls, but there is only so much on air talent in a population of 13,000 people, so I did a search found BSU’s broadcast program, but in reality was only a none deleted website of BSU’ that had not been unplugged. So my exec officer and I set off to come to Boise for a look see. She had other intentions but here we came. Perhaps things might have been better if we’d have went straight to Boise, not stopped here in the Tragic Valley due to my need to attempt to relive the good old days in Hazzard . So we got here but we all never gave up on HazzardAyre.

Yes twice nearly lost the farm , and LexiBelle over it, and thanks to Nurse GoodBody we never lost LexiBelle, but the rest well I blame that on a stuffed swine sized female that decided to throw a wrench in the works. Should’ve thrown her out the same day she interviewed.

Still HazzardAyre has survived storm after storm. And now looks like HazzardAyre will become more than the EasyRiders style publication of everything confederate and Dukes-of-Hazzard, but a bigger radio gig than ever. Why? Because I got a email today from Sirius/XM inquiring would I like to establish a HazzardAyre XM Satellite radio channel? Does a bear shit?

If we kicked the Mountain American medias ass b4 imagine what we’ll do now.

Simply put the Giant is awake.

Hitting the rack fire fighting is tiring , so need my 12 hours. Maybe if I’m lucky, I’ll get it without twelve phone calls for things other than towing, and two knocks at the door for something else except to get toewed.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy.
--Lyman Beecher

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She snoozed she loozed!!

Well its official, the teen from Buhl, bailed, more over I fyred her. Talk about annoying? Damn Sam. FaceBook or shall I say FaceFart, should have a thing that authenticates ones age. Then teens could not intermix with adults, or adults mistakenly intermix with teens. Not only is this dangerous in a trailer truck load of reasons, but, why should, I have to be asked to be a friend to a teen? More over some molesters wanting to mess with teens or even younger. Hey FaceFart , set up an age verification program.

This is part of the reason, long ago the Knytes-of-Anarchy as well as the AyreWolvez decided, that if we did open call auditions and interviews for new screen and art talent, etc that minimum age is at minimum 21 years old. While 21 is no magic number, especially females whose minds do not mature until age 25 or so, still by age 21 , you’d hope some experience and intelligence would start to bloom. Thus make her at least legal to put in front of the camera. Sure Hollywood don’t do that, but Idaho and even to a small degree ain’t Hollywood, nor even Nashville. With us she’s of age or she don’t get on the screen or the page. Nuff said.

Okay then, musty out, even with a partly cloudy night and all and a window air conditioner going full strength I was sweating like I was in the Burmese Jungle. Whew.

Again though I must say to Bryanna, would have liked you in the project, but you snoozed you loozed.

So out of shits and giggles, looked at Buhl’ c-of-c page. If this area ever , and I mean ever gets out of pulling carts and wagons it’ll be a miracle.

To which I must add this.

Overnight on my radio show, some of ya’ll phoned in and questioned the move by me to Boise. Simply its this, Boise has affordable, not cheap, but affordable living places, two; Boise and the area has flight schools, with CFI(Certified Flight Instructors) who can recertify me to get back to flying something other than sport or experimental aircraft, of which the Lady is classified as. Three, and this is right on the dot. Said by an old Ignore County Deputy who was the main cop in Goons Ferry for years. He told me there is the state of Idaho and the state of Ada. While in the same vicinity the two seldom meet. In essence things that happen in Boise and Ada County do not happen elsewhere in the State of Idaho. The fact that Idaho in general especially the greater Tragic Valley has gotten to the point one can’t find work, and even if you do, means working two jobs just to be able to afford a decent place to live, and that decent place to live is overpriced considering economic conditions. Boise areas living expenses are expensive but manageable, plus there’s economic activity, consider the new Zion’s bank tower in the middle of Boise. You wont find that elsewhere in Idaho. What’d ya think if the AyreWolvez held the 2014 Miss AyreWolf pageant at the Morrison Art Center, rather than being put off all the damn time by the Magic Valley Mall and/or the CSI Expo Center.

How about for us Dukes fans, the Hazzard Nationals/aka DukesFest West at the Western Idaho Fairgrounds or perhaps Idaho Expo center over yonder at Nampa.

Then of course the ultimate in my opinion, The AyreWolvez-AyreShow. Do that up at the Nampa Airport? And last but not least and I take blame for this getting my pecker stuck in the upheaval, but I know of an outfit that could’ve put together this HazzardAyre-WyldAyre web site of ours back in 2008. We’d be up a going by now. But few if anyone in the rest of Idaho have that ability. There is a long list, and the knowledge of the fact that lightning seldom strikes in the same place twice even three times, still Boise for me is Salt Lake City, at a discount. And myself and the club need to be there.

So last Saturday after I got over the discovery of damage on LexiBelle, the club and I decided that the club, would maintain a office in Gooding serving tragic valley, as AyreWolf Aviation will be building a hangar there at the Gooding County Airport, the same will be repeated in Nampa, and American Falls.

More L8R at the midday report, I need a shower.

L8R Ya’ll

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when tripping tall cotton look for snakes-Jessie Duke

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Overnyte thoughts

The MHI folks are eyeballing us again, too bad those weren’t the ones that got charred in the wyldfyres up there. One can only hope.

Any mile have noticed that FaceFart is screening our content again. However the interesting fact is, they don’t bother HazzardAyre, but the rest of our blog spots they make do up one of those captchas. While Internet security amongst other things similar is crucial to FaceFarts survival, add to that Mark’ NASDAQ ratings are very low, you’d think they’d be more friendly. Ain’t it nice we have Google.

Got an email from Bry , saying she wants to kool relations. Nothing new. What else do you expect from a Tragic Valley Teen? Like I have been saying on SAMCRO’ blog page most of the day, Boise is looking mighty sweet. But too still looking at all options. Bottom line its time for a change. And for your information Bry did not come over, but then I did not really expect her to.

What I’d love for a real talent agency to work this with. But hey , there are options.

That I’ll talk about later today.

L8R Ya’ll

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
--Anonymous

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It was said in Smokey and the Bandit 2 , even Bambi has enemies

So I get done, doing the radio show and head out to the shop, to do some work on LiL Lexi, only to find upon my arrival that someone had thrown a brick at big LexiBell’s windshield. Can you believe this shit? So I said some unilateral words and went to find Smokey. This is kinda spooky though as not more than 15 minutes prior rolled through a stop light got a verbal , but now that I needed a badge, couldn’t find one. Kinda like trying to find Roscoe when you need him, but trying to avoid when you don’t. So finally did a traffic stop on a deputy, escorted him out to the shop. He made out a report, and another $300.00 I gotta spend. Accident? No way. It’s funny, sort of and not in the ha,ha, way. LexiBelle sat quietly in Rupert for several months no problem. Was on Ricks back lot down town Twin Falls for near a year, sat at the house in Heyburn, and in less than a month some one does this shit? No this was intentional and by someone who knew right where to go. In short someone’s going to pay for a new windshield. I might also add for those that read this, not of SAMCRO MC , there was and I mean WAS a owner of a motel here in Burley that tried to give me a pain in my six. Guess what? He ain’t around anymore. Coincidence? No way , but just a warning to those that want to do some stupid shit like hurt LexiBelle.

Okay then, thanks to our efficient Cassia County Sheriffs office, they did a good job.

New rules on rotation in Idaho.

Seems now that as of July 1st, with new laws going into effect, all appointments to police rotation in Idaho, will be done by the Idaho State Police. No longer will this be a area Sheriff’s concern.

Okay then in closing.

Many on my radio show are asking when Sex With Sue will air again on KDXB/KTOW. As soon as I can negotiate a mutual payment agreement and all with Sue, it’ll be back on. I miss it too. Last night we did a repeat of the edition, on penus sizes and all, and since ya’ll want that program I’ll do my best to deliver if I can. If not we’ll see about doing something similar on a local basis.

As I bring this entry in, for a landing, Boise is looking better all the time.

Stay Tuned,

 

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WAIT! Nature calls!
--rdude
(in the middle of a ping-pong game)

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I need to know what you mean or require

Saw on a spiel from ADWeek, that it would seem that CNN is down in viewer ratings and their online services are where they are putting their money, hey nothing wrong with that, you go with what makes money, right?

So in doing my online stuff to prep for the radio show had Saturday Night Live going, an episode that has to be at least a year or so old. What happened to the LIVE part of SNL? If they’re going to tape it , why not call it Saturday Night Already Done. Then you’d know that some had already seen. Of course the spoof SNL ads were good, but then faded to nearly something that one needs to ask, Why run this damn thing at all? Trash it, its not got any more gas in it.

Okay then enuff bad mouthing.

Need to say I’m glad to see Andrea Lutz of KTVB 7 , News doing anchor duties.

She really brightens up the presentation, and delivers with pin point accuracy. Andrea has a job at HazzardAyre TV any time she wants it.

Tried to get some sleep this previous afternoon, except the place I rent here sprung a leak. To the point, that if I went to the head you stepped in cold water. Not an awakening ya’ll want. Add to injury, got a drip right over my bed. It’s difficult to snooze when you have water dropping on your brain. Not a good thing. If the news tv outfits wanted to do a diddy here. Doing one on Motels that rent out as apartments but should be torn down, we’d step aside and let em do it.

Guess ya’ll get what you pay for, but dig this, reasons are many that I don’t make a quick exit, here , but will say I’m looking. Mostly at Boise. Saw online, that there are places in Boise that rent for what this place does and they have a swimming pool and gym.

Still have a battery recharge problem with LiL Lexi, tried new battery, and new cables, next it’s a new alternator. Which brings me to a point.

I hear from so many places, BUY LOCAL, KEEP JOBS HERE etc. Yet I priced a 130 amp alternator from a local vendor, he wanted nearly $200.00 for a remanufactured unit, in essence rebuilding mine. With no thought that I need to R&R(Remove and replace) and get back into service asap. But looked over LMC truck , a 150am alternator with them is $175.00 and its NEW. So ordered same, hope that does the trick. If not its start tracing a bare wire.

Any way catching some sleep so I can be on ayre in the morning,

reminding YOU, aren’t YOU glad YOU have HazzardAyre?

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Your heart often knows things before your mind does.
--Polly (Pearl) Adler

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Ever feel your being ignored? And dreams of the old days.

Ever feel like your being ignored? Fact is I’m feeling as lonely as Waylon on the night of the CMA awards.

Last weekend two news organizations in our area busted their humps, when I told em they misdid a crucial link to an important story. Shoot they both sent emails. One right in the middle of the night. The other the next day. But sometimes the truth hurts. They know that they can hardly compete with HazzardAyre, so they just ignore us. The fact is, you’d think they might consider the other idea, asking us for our input once inawhile. Oh well.

Fact is and I remember this on several accounts, the one ya’ll purtty much know. In 1982 during the nationwide otr Owner/operator trucker strike, called for, by our parent organization at the time the ITA, went national. Oh man, the news groups who ignored us before couldn’t keep from rattling my phone. To the point both Mom and our housekeeper had to take the phone off the hook. In late 2006 early 2007 before I migrated back to the west side of the state, I happened to stroll into Idaho News 8 in Pocatello. I suggested they do a story on how the high fuel prices were effecting us going towing as well as trucking. This young lady reporter met me down at Forde’ Truck Stop on south 5th there in Pocatello. Shot a segment, and hey guess what, other news outfits that had ignored opened the door, but hey I said all I needed to.

Once I got back in Buhl, I did a thing, video wise on the fuel thing in our area. While the news outfits didn’t beat a path to the door, the bastards at KMVT News did their version. I knew damn well they had copied us, and as such old Chris the GM there fired back leave it alone. I did. But the fact is, when it comes to trucker and/or news regarding towing there is no better source both printed as well as radio/TV than us here at HazzardAyre, the reasons are many but it comes down to the fact that the Knytes-of-Anarchy, is primarily an organization of those who love old, custom and classic vintage tow trucks and long haul big trucks. More over are preserving the old skool style of trucking. Both in music, as well as OTA radio. Not satellite, but OTA(over the Air) radio. Just as it was when pioneers like Dave Nemo, Charley Douglas, and yes Bill Mack did the long haul trucker radio thing. In fact it was Bill Mack that prompted me to do radio and combine it with my love of OTR(Over The Road) trucking.

Speaking of which. have you ever tried in these days to find a good cb radio repair shop? More over where to buy a new good ole CB? You can’t. I saw one I’m following on FaceBook, but when it comes to long distance electronics I am not so trusting.

Okay then, looking for a new scanner. The power switch on the one I have puked, and being as no body fixes such in these parts, need to replace it. Used to be Wal-Mart used , I said USED to sell Scanners but not any more.

Any way, had to drop by , do this report, stuff some groceries down my neck.

See ya’ll on the flip flop.

Good Numbers to ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
--Anonymous

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Why is it always us? First?

There are times, I need to scratch my ass and ask, why is it always us here at HazzardAyre that breaks a story of real interest or importance to the greater public , and the rest of the TV, newsprint even other radio stations that I never listen to, shit most other stations in Idaho except 2, 105.1 in Boise, that used to have the call letters KJOT and was where I first saw a cowboy boot overlapping a capital K, on a billboard as a promo there of. Course that was b4 they moved KJOT from off of Cassia street in Boise over to Fairview, next to  Channel 7 KTVB, which is a quirky story in itself.

Oh the other radio station I dig? The Snake out of Twin Falls, who for some reason loves to copy but never duplicates the stuff we do on air LIVE every hour every day. 24/7/365. Yet our 5 people, here researches, hammers out copy, and puts in the graphics and reports it. And yet these other outfits with super large staffs, are playing follow up to us? Come on.

Shit most days, I’d love nothing more than only having to blog and howl about fast trucks, hot women or at least where to find women that will please rather than tease and wickedly tricked out Harley’s and V-Twins. Not reporting the fracking news.

Like yesterday, here was this story about a breach at Yahoo, But did the rest of the local news outlets report it? Nope. Cassia County / Minidoka County would be the last here to hear about this if it were not for us here at HazzardAyre Radio and KDXB. The rest of Idaho’s electronic media flat does not care about Burley, Rupert, or Heyburn. Plus it takes an act of God, (really) to get those big outfits, like KTVB, or KIVI, down here from Boise to cover us, they barely talk about the weather here. KPVI, shit for all intents and purposes are out of the Magic Valley and if our club can keep pushing they’ll be outta here by spring completely . Hell Fox-14 as I’ll call em now is doing one hell of a job. Albeit having to split up KMVT’s news department, anchor wise they got that gal that seen the better side of 50 on doing Fox 14 news, and old , and I mean old Joe Martin anchoring the 10:00 PM newscast. I thought when Ken Ritchie left KMVT that the old and stale left too. They had this chick named Darcy, that was a real news pro, but threatened Joe’s throne or kingship so she got showed the door. Trouble was I was in Utah, and not able to swoop her up at the time. Different story for a different time.

What’s wrong Chris old buddy, having trouble finding help? First they had a Meth Coke addict on anchoring the news, who now dj’s over at my competitor here in Mini Cassia, then Chris gets wild in hiring. One thing is for sure the gig on at 14 will not be the same as FoX 35. But what choice do we have. KMVT’s greed grab of broadcast properties which by the way Chris knows he can’t get HazzardAyre TV cuzz we ain’t going to sell. But soon enough they’ll try but the answer is NO, and that’s why KMVT and crew hates us at HazzardAyre TV, because we wont sell or fold. Too bad.

But again the question is why is it always us? First?

Guess that why ya’ll out there still depends on HazzardAyre and why YOU are glad YOU have HazzardAyre to report the news important to you. Then , Today, and Tomorrow.

Now hitting the rack again.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
--W. C. Fields

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