Oh our little darlings

Morning ya’ll , colder than a mother in laws smile and a bankers smile.

Did you hear about that big bank fraud case overseas ? By UBS? Trillions of dollars, much civil lawsuits.

Did you know that yesterday was the deadline that all full power TV stations, cable TV and so on had to have in place equipment and that equipment running, so as to not have it where your watching a show or say the local newscast on KMVT, and hear Kelly Carlson come belching out with THIS SUNDAY at so and so. In other a loudness rule called the CALM act went into effect.

This means if your drama is at one level or volume setting the commercial can’t be any louder. Even if the ad was produced louder, now the TV station has to make sure that the volume level remains , level.

You can bet your butt, my VCR is set on a few stations around here mainly KMVT, so when they goof on this and you know they will, I can send proof to the FCC and let the FCC fine the station $10,000.00 per violation.

This of course means that all of KMVT’s networks, from the CW to FoX is going to have to have somebody there monitoring the sound level and making periodic adjustments as needed. No more auto computer doing it.

We here at HazzardAyre are making score cards to keep track of the fines from KMVT, KSAW, KTVB and so on. They didn’t do this with radio, see why we in radio are far superior? There’s somebody always at our control board. Guess the board operator at KMVT will have to stay put, not sneak off to the station cafeteria.

Finally, as reported we are going to roll out Highway Hooker Toewing as an experiment, to see what shakes. Dixie Toewing will remain intact in both Burley and Rigby, but for a year or so we are going to do things Highway Hooker style, with our side saddle being Hazzard County Choppers/AyreWolf Aviation, one downtown Twin Falls, the other out at the TF Airport.

Hammered out a bunch of things to the already applied to us talent. The one I hope gets on board is the gal, named Chantal. I think if my memory does not fade here, that she used to work at Stoney’s Café up in Mountain Home, if so I already know her very well and want her on camera for us. We see if she truly calls and comes on down.

The rest , naw. One was supposed to drop by yesterday, of course didn’t, okay coming to some strange guys house ALONE is spooky, but hey bring a guy pal, check us out, then dump us or not, or if not going to show use the cell phone with free long distance and call me, say I ain’t interested, I ain’t coming down, don’t make me just sit here waiting.

Then there is one that used to I guess work or at least used to be involved with the That One Place Bar. Which by the way I and the club could sue over the name, as Tommy Pistone of Salt Lake City and I made a federally registered trademark of , the name That One Place which opened in Midvale Utah in 1994. We ain’t cause its trivial and I like the management of That One Place up here in Buhl, that is damn near door to door located across the street from where our radio stations main studios will be housed.

There was one there whose sister was a manager, that I think was warming up to me, then there was this skinny mini blonde chick that had a cute name but damn if I can remember it now. But I don’t know how many $10.00 tips I gave her.

Small world huh?

Any way, watch TV today and lets see how many times KMVT or one of its networks screws the pooch with the CALM ACT.

Keep it tween the Ditches

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WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

Luke 1:76-78“And you, my child, will be called a prophet of the Most High; for you will go on before the Lord to prepare the way for him, to give his people the knowledge of salvation through the forgiveness of their sins, because of the tender mercy of our God, by which the rising sun will come to us from heaven” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Sunset Serenade

Okay, talent search for pin up girls and radio on air talent still going on. Don’t look good . All the ones who sniffed at the job ain’t called back and I ain’t begging.

Okay then, so I go out for milk get diverted to a project of finding both quarters for the TV station and the clubs aircraft. Go into one Real Estate office, not for shyt. Seems ever damn office space in town is at the fringe of the $500.00 range. Not bad, but not good, so for at least the short term until at least two bonafide applicants hot female on airs shows up, I ain't getting tense about moving the radio station from the Wolf’s Den. Both for reasons of office studio price and lack of talent to make it go. Its all good where its at.

Now dig this, went into a big house builder outfit here that is heavy into aviation. Asked about hangar space, so happens there is some, under $300.00 month. Now here’s the thing. Hangar space is as scarce as meat on a turkey drumstick at Christmas Dinner, you’d think what is out there would cost up the ying yang. Office space open all over the damn place, but at a premium price. Don’t ya’ll think that’s a problem? A little askew?

Okay as I close to wind down from being awake, waiting for phone calls and people to show up for interviews that can’t even call back. I want to say this.

I saw a thing on my Facebook page that went>> I fully agree. Any questions?

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Confidence and enthusiasm are the greatest sales producers in any kind of economy.
--O. B. Smith

Luke 1:68-70““Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David (as he said through his holy prophets of long ago),” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

How about a simple thing called a phone call?

Okay so I go out to the mall, for my daily java break, then beat a path back here to the Wolf’s Den in anticipation of some gal from Sun Valley that said she absolutely would apply for an on air job here at KDXB.

So I get here only to find a email saying this ain’t the kind of job for her or some such.

Which is fine, after all finding the right gal or gals for this job is not easy. Considering this ain’t Nashville, and even remembering the past of years gone by, of a renegade proudly renegade media firm of ours that has been here in this valley since 1974 , owned and operated by the same people for that same time period. Back then, there was not a Internet, nor Craigs List, and damn well no Explore Talent. We’d put a notice up at the Polish Palace in Hazzard(Hagerman) and it wasn’t unusual for 20 gals to apply. Even coming to the house.

Of course I’m mindful of the atrocities and abuse amongst other things that take place in this nation, something the Knytes are trying to cure. But damn Sam, what’s the big deal, you show up at the Wolf’s Den, we take a look, the applicant fills out paperwork, and in about 4 weeks we start training. In the bigger studio. In my opinion , no big right? Guess it is for some.

I always lean towards the gals that are already busy with a husband, and have at least one offspring. Reason married and with a kid means some measure of stability, and the other, both of us knows there a line that is not crossed over.

I have heard things like, well something hinky might happen to me in that duplex, well something might happen in a gall darn office/studio too. Shute a normal radio studio, is a 5 x5 room, totally soundproofed and usually no one besides the announcer (me) and the co-host is in there. If there was any chance of anything like a feel it up party, it’d be more likely to happen in a studio.

Our style of radio rests between the timeless styles of WolfMan Jack and Howard Stern. While not as aggressive as Stern’s, with a bit of Hazzard County and Hee Haw thrown in.  I have yet had a complaint registered of someone getting sexually abused or even close. Most often what we do is strictly comedy bits for the show with a bit of shock factor mixed in, but never where someone’s safety or virtue was threatened.

Now dig this, and whether it happens or not remains to be seen, but the most traffic I’ve been getting is coming from up near Boise way. Even one from our dreaded MHI area. Yet the response from the locals of Twinky Flatts here is near zero.

But in closing, if someone does not want to apply, just pick up their damn cell phone, give me a call we have two phone numbers 736-9653 or my cell, 212-9653 and if one wants to know, the last 4 of our numbers spells out WOLF purtty easy to remember, but a courtesy call is nice.

Most of the traffic today has been really wyld. Seems after a snow storm like we had of which Dixie snagged 4, it gets a tad dryer and folks think its kuel to drive idiotic again.

But in closing, I want to tell all those applying for the jobs we have running on Craigs List, get serious about it or don’t inquire, if you set a time for an interview , at least call if you decide our job is not for you.

Ah the days of innocence.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Perhaps the best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
--Dean Acheson

Luke 1:68-70““Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David (as he said through his holy prophets of long ago),” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The Question ? Why here, Why now?

The question becomes , Why Here(Magic Valley Idaho) and Why now?

The question of why here is that the main bean counter of the club lives, works and is in Twin Falls. His mandate is, if he is to continue, I am to be in Twin Falls.

The question of why now?

After a full two years of back biting and pure crap, we have the same President we had before the elections, when it was clear to many that Obama needed the boot>> but with no mainstream alternative and someone that should never have made it as far as he did, being the challenger, Obama steps back in to his blessed home, for another 4 years.

America at least the northern Yankee Union, is confused and very much in the dark. Besides the Democrats, and Republicans is the Confederate Party. Backed by organizations such as the Knytes-of-Anarchy, and Sons of Confederate Veterans there are candidates and policy platform issues that were never heard through mainstream media. But politics aside. The fact that our youth and even northern Union civilization have so little knowledge of the real history of the southern nation, our way of life, our ideals and that the Civil War was started because of Slavery and racism is pure bullstuff, but the real history is not taught. Few even know the history. And Yankee school systems are not in a big hurry to teach it.

In the next 4 years that history , and our knowledge will be taught here in the Mountain West delivered to you through KDXB FM and KTOW AM, produced by Confederate Star Media and delivered through Southern Steele Communications. Both owned by the Knytes-of-Anarchy. I will admit our methodology is a bit stretched and way out of the box and ball park, but our way does get attention, at least in years when the right group of people get involved, including but not limited to hot gals as co radio hosts, Pin Up girls and the rest. People of both genders gravitate towards visual stimuli of a hot gal, telling them things they might otherwise ignore by just me telling them.

There’s some final steps to putting KDXB on the air in Buhl, KTOW AM goes on from the Burley/Rupert area in May and KDOH TV (aka Confederate Star TV) goes on the air from Jerome in late August. We need people. But only the right people. Long before those people enter a studio, they will be trained from the Wolf’s Den here in Twin Falls. Refined at our Twin Falls studio that will open in late March early April.

Some ask why do you just recruit women?

Because the male parts of the radio/media crew come from the membership of the Knytes-of-Anarchy and the AyreWolvez.

So why the toe thing? Because, if a gal is open minded about doing such a stunt, without 800 questions off the cuff, we know she is open minded to at least learning the teachings of our Southern Movement and Confederate lifestyles, and beliefs.

I waited most of the night overnight and no calls or visits from any of the first bunch of those looking at working in the operation.

Sure I know, its Christmas time, many of them have their significant males, all warm in their beds, and all, but its one thing for me to tell them how things work, or write to them about how things work, its another to show them up front and in person. And since my satellite time is from midnight to 6:00 AM , it’s the best time to visit and talk to me, since daylight hours I’m doing my thing going towing and summer , flying. Somewhere there too, I try to sneak in my personal time to sleep and eat, and shower. Heck since this started a month and a half ago here back in Twin , I have yet had time to go do wash. Anybody want a job, doing my wash and cleaning?

I expect and demand, that for the money we pay, for the training we provide, that all applicants and new hires be 200% dedicated, or don’t bother.

Any mile, loved the show last night it was a bash. If we’re lucky one of the new applicants for the radio and or model gig will be on air Tuesday night into Wednesday, morning. By the end of January I’ll be choosing the gal who will be not only on air, but on our infomercial, and shortly after Valentines Day I’ll choose the talent who gets the $150,000.00 modeling.acting contract. So if I were one of or all of these new applicants, I’d be getting my mini skirt on , with my nylons, heels and all and strutting over to the Wolf’s Den, by Friday. If not sooner.

Much to do today, going to catching some sleep.

See ya’ll on the radio.

 

Quote of the Day:
Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640K of RAM!?
--Bill Gates, 1981

Luke 1:68-70““Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, because he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us in the house of his servant David (as he said through his holy prophets of long ago),” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

People get jealous of those with an imagination

Surly I am not a philosopher nor am a the Oracle of Delphi but I do see patterns in people and the way they are.

One of the best things I do in a day is go to our local Mall and watch people. This I do to get fodder for the stuff I write and put on my radio show, more on than in a few other paragraphs. But whether its my Facebook page or elsewhere , the thing is; it’s the same stuff from about the same places in their life and very little of anything new.

Now certainly here in my world, of the REAL , Hazzard-County, there is nothing all that earth shattering. I wake up, eat, go to the shop, or the yard, fix or scrap cars, go to lunch, go back to the shop, come home , eat, go to mall for program research, go to radio station in Buhl, do the radio show, until 04:00 hours, get back in truck come home, go to head, take bath , eat cookies & Milk, go to bed. That’s the normal operations here.

However once and sometimes twice a year the club, decides it wants some fancy tails on film, video and all for various projects. Our brother club the AyreWolvez is also doing a bunch of things in the area of finding sweet hiney to be abstract models for nose art for aircraft, as well as club promotion projects. So we go to the Mall, and elsewhere and nearly beg like dogs for bones, to get women who would otherwise strut their stuff at a bar, or sell their stuff stripping as a adult entertainment dancer, for such operations as Bare Necessities out of Idaho Falls. That’s right they have gals that live here that for a fee, will be your fantasy for at least a few hours. But hey dressing up as Daisy, and showing things in Hazzard County tradition, no that’s just not their thing or so it goes, but we look anyway. The reality is simple though, at the end of the talent search usually we go to Salt Lake City, Denver or Seattle , hire talent shoot video and photos and the gig is over with. Which means girls and all the rest gets the gain of the tax revenue and earnings that local gals here would get if they’d just pull their Victorian heads out of their ass.

Now to assist in the head extraction from anus , is a thing one of the club members suggested the other night at the meeting. It’s an idea,  that has been kicked around b4, but thought is, find some gal we really are friends with like Nurse GoodBody to be nothing much more than a front. She has to put in no money or anything, just be somebody that enables the frigid Red Ryding Hoods, from not coming in the door, but start up a Model/broadcast basics school here. Let the prospective talent fork over $500.00 , a pop. Learn from some of the best in both business’s and arts, and then be able to be put to work, by the club, as well as being a talent pool for both club’ sponsors when they are looking for on camera talent. This makes money for the club, plus gives the entire Hazzard County Syndicate a resource. Okay then.

Though, and I look for a reason, but what happened to our nation?

I know those birds flying into those towers in NYC in 2011, was bad enough, yes Obama has nearly bankrupted the nation, although some Republicans are as equally to blame. After all much of the economic woes are from the Bush administration, not Obama. But Obama has contributed. Hey call it what ya’ll will, Clinton, had this nation in the right direction. The Republicans went on a witch hunt just after some jealous bitch squealed on Slick Willy, for getting head in the Oval office. Shute if I were President, married or not , I’d bang every damn honey that’d let me that I could. Shute you’ll never be President again while there, you have power, I say USE IT!!!

But after that thing in that grade school Friday and all we need to ask, what has happened to our nation?

A weekend movie depicting Abe Lincoln hit theaters. I have an idea, lets us Confederates make a movie about our President at the time Jefferson Davis. Lets show the truth, not carry on the lie. our Confederate Party is under Heaven and besides God and Jesus, this nations only salvation. The Yankee Union Government has done nothing but continually destroy a nation that is hardly what our founders meant for it to be.

Sure we have great technology, some I applaud , some I think should be better off left alone, like why Windows Vista or 7, shute XP was fine. Sure we went to the moon, and medicine is getting more advanced in saving and furthering life-spans. The thing is, why further anything? So we can no longer care for ourselves and starve and freeze? Hell if I get sick, let me die.

Of course then there is our imagination capitol .

Hollywood hasn’t turned out a seriously good new film in 9 years.

The last one that was flat original was Bareback Mountain. Not that I subscribe to things depicting queers, but the concept was by all accounts new.

Why can’t we do that now? Example two old TV series one that is as dear to my heart as the Dukes, AirWolf. Lets see Airwolf on the big screen and put back on TV with new actors. The entire production could be done much easier through CGI, but hey it WOULD be different. It’s like my Facebook friend Corey B, he puts things up all the time, from Knight Rider , The Dukes and all, Hey Core ole pal, put up Airwolf.

Then of course there is B.J. & The Bear, why can’t somebody do a remade movie of that series? More over put that on TV. I know finding 10 women who look hot yet can drive a truck Legally, might be difficult, but can you imagine, the dollars that would make?

Of course there is the Knytes-of-Anarchy’ project of putting together a thing called the Sun Valley Film Festival. After all , why should Park City Utah have all the fun? 80% of that revenue would be spent in Twin Falls. Going to the next TF City Council to check the pulse of the council on what they’d think of the idea. Maybe even call it the Twin Falls Film Festival.

In closing, there are many who have lived that have had the great imagination, and tenacity to carry out dreams. Such pioneers as Walt Disney . Oh yes and I’ll take credit, myself, although I have never received the credit for such, but way too many are jealous and scared of anyone with an imagination, maybe allowing people to dream and create, might overt the tragedies like at that grade school in Connecticut.

My thoughts this early Monday, Having coffee at 14:00 with Nurse GoodBody.

More tonight here in HazzardAyre and on radio on HazzardAyre.

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Wherever you are -- be there.
--Anonymous

Matthew 1:20-21“But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, “Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Not Everything is the way it seems

This morning I grudgingly put on my snow gear, walked out to Sylver Myst, and went to church. The lesson was about how what you see on the surface is not always what is under the front.

Many people including the ones who sniff around at the talent jobs we in The Knytes-of-Anarchy post on both CraigsList and other places. They visit the house and seldom call again. If you call them back, you get voice mail, because they see your number on caller ID and ignore you.

But what turned them off? They came to the house, saw a biker looking confederate Marine, and decided this ain’t for me.

Think of this, When the Son of God was born that we celebrate and memorialize this time of year, was born, not in a palace, not in a golden bed, not in a big city, but a stock feeding bin, in a barn in a very small town, and he is the son of God who created or caused to be created everything in the entire universe.

There are countless examples, of this but even the Knytes and myself, just because you see someone living a simple life that is not putting up a see what I got front, does not mean, there is no gas in the tank or money in the bank to do what we are looking to do both media and event wise.

It’s like the thing we were rolling out in Gooding, in 2009. That was on the verge of hitting the big brass ring. Some big gal got jealous of Nurse GoodBody and decided to call one of the stations looking to put us on their station through syndication. Of course her phone call kicked that in the but. The thing is there was a malfunction in mail delivery from Salt Lake City, the money was there to pay Mr. Strickland, but he got greedy, and changed the locks on the studio, while I went to get dinner. Purtty sneaky don’t ya’ll think? Ever since then, Nurse GoodBody hasn’t got a really good gig , and finds it difficult to get the divine urge to jump back in fully. Okay fine, but KDXB and HazzardAyre Radio got a revival and a second chance.

As you might know the folks at RFDTV, bought the Christian based American Family Network. RFDTV gave us a pitch in 2009 of $200K a month to do an early morning show, replacing Don Imus in the morning. Well RFDTV through its Rural AFN network, has been chatting with the Knytes to put together a Hazzard County style variety and news show for late night.

Same rate as before. Now I don’t know about Nurse Goodbody but the club and I love the idea of being able to generate both for the club and me, $200K a month.

So maybe now Nurse GoodBody, might get a revelation that now is the time to jump back in the pond.

I’ve never been one to be phony, so even with this gig, don’t expect me to dress in a tie, or suit, or ride in a Limo, I’ll just stay this long haired Confederate on the radio and on TV . But just like it was on Christmas Day, Jesus came into the world in the display of some rather humble surroundings. As I said, don’t judge things by what you see on the surface, there might be some serious horsepower under the hood.

Like the line from Wizards of Waverly Place’s theme song says , “ Not everything is as it seems”.

By the way, here’s a pic of one of the precious little ones killed in Connecticut the other day, >>>>Just a up front reminder of , why we need more Dukes of Hazzard, and less Justified.

L8R Yall

Quote of the Day:
I got a new keyboard!
--Al

Luke 1:46-47, 49“[Mary’s Song] And Mary said: “My soul glorifies the Lord and my spirit rejoices in God my Savior, for the Mighty One has done great things for me— holy is his name.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Can you tell someone on Facebook to just leave me alone?

So there was scanning my Facebook page and this thing about women wearing pants instead of skirts on Sunday comes up.

So I looked the page over and just asked the question , will these gals wear nylons under the pants as they do skirts? So then of course I’m entered in as a participant.

The clubs email account on yahoo got filled to nearly 300 on this topic , trouble is I wasn’t all that interested.

I tried like hell to get out of this event page, but couldn’t. Facebook, ought to have a button or link with the label get me the hell off of this event and tell these people to leave alone.

Then the bunk heads at Facebook, tell me that I can’t send friend requests, for 15 days. Who cares. But wasn’t that Zuckerburg’s idea with Facebook to INVITE friends? I got all the friends on Facebook I can stand, don’t want no more, so no problem. But hey Facebook, how about removing all the posts by advertisers that are for misleading dating services, that have no business pitching anything on anything including Facebook. But hey THOSE people PAID you to put that crap on MY Facebook page.

I say you clean up Facebook, and so will I.

L8R Ya’ll and God Bless Dixie