beware of the shadows

Okay one possible , others on the horizon. might have a sales person, will know Friday.

Interviewed house keeper, things are now on target.

Of course I had to get an ornery email from one of those that dropped the ball at the 20 yard line in December early January, of which sorry twit you missed. Now don’t go away mad, just go away.

Not everybody thinks that I’m out for getting very familiar, or trying to scam em, they understand that this is a small enterprise on the verge of rolling out to super Nova status. That just because their drug crazed, drunk x hubby was abusive don’t mean I am, or the club is. Some people view it just like we were in 1976 when we fired this old Lizzy up , some gals show up for the job both on air as well as model, some don’t even care if they get paid, just doing it for kicks and experience.

Most understand we’re not yet there, but close enough to the refire, that help needs to be recruited, trained, practice through interning to go live on air about mid November 2013.

They understand that while the mini studio, is my house, the bigger studio, is in Buhl, and ain’t ready for people to be in there (yet).

Not every female is running around paranoid. And two not everyone being interviewed is a size 2. Heck I’ll interview a size 20, as long as she has a personality, willing to train, and maintains herself. Its when you get some drug chick, that’s a 10 ton Tessie, that thinks she knows everything that trouble starts.

But then you get people that messed up, in the shadows, hey I don’t care. Let em call the fuzz, shit, the fuzz, will see a legal papers on what we’re doing, Phone book listings for us, a tax number for us, FCC license number for us, as well as people of the club that wont hesitate standing up for this rebel radio station and corresponding network.

Just because honey you get the heebbee jeebbee’s , don’t mean anything sinister is going on, just someone building a company. I say move over. Like a President of Chrysler said once, Lead, Follow, or get the shyt out of the way.

See you after the show.

L8R ,

Quote of the Day:
What I hear, I forget. What I see, I remember. What I do, I understand.
--Confucius

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Excuse me, but all who are watching FamilyNet are not Senior Citizens

Well another show in the can, and detuning to get to bed.

After the long night of informative lectures from DXB, I also watched a bunch of TV . Which unless your one of the chosen few, who have cable, you watch only two stations unless you buy a converter.

One is FamilyNet, a sibling now of RFDTV, which ain’t done much in years prior. Its not family decency, its just plain being smug and arrogant, but as its been said, every mutt has its day.

That said, except for the rare GEICO or Progressive ad, all you see on FamilyNet during prime time is stuff for Senior Citizens. Hey nothing wrong with the elderly, heck we all end up there sometime, but even they would like to see a commercial, for something besides LifeAlert, or AARP, after all we all don’t need to be reminded that we’re old, enough to know better, but still young enough to not really care.

Hey I hit the big 54 marker next Saturday, yet outside of some combat generated aches and pains from wounds doing two tours, I feel damn good. In fact if I had known, what laid in store for me coming home I might not have wanted to. But hey the few moments of remembering good times, brought me here along with a scheming nose candy whore, and her gaggle, her seeking escape, me tending to duty for the Knytes. Even so, If I had thought that the area was as still behind 200 years, I would have said here ya’ll go, I’m going back to Wyoming. But hey guess what? I’m here, doing what the prime mission was or is so there goes. Only thing, do you realize and Tommy and I talked about this last night, do ya’ll realize, its been since 2006 since I got laid? Or at least something more than a sniff at a bikini bar or a quicky at Denny’s in Boise in 2008, still something substantial. 5 years no action, can make a wolf on two legs damn hungry. And just about anything is game. But I’m getting off topic(sorry).

RFDTV ought to do something more and target more under 60 demographic viewers. Point the ad sales department that way too.

Bottom line Patrick of RFDTV old buddy, FamilyNet, is not just Senior Citizens. Try advertising Clearasil, rather than Geritol.

As I close , the only good thing of watching RFDTV, was catching Virginia Dreams CenterStage, and Emma Leigh.

Concept of us at Confederate Star, is building a show that is Virginia Dreams, Crook & Chase, and HeeHaw mixed together and served Hazzard County style. Trying to get Jeff , Emma’ manager to manage the show, and Robin to be our publicist for the show. Mainly have Emma host the show.

Watch here for details.

Speaking of Emma, we’ll be interviewing her on air next weekend along with our Emmathon, here on HazzardAyre Radio, too bad ya’ll outside of the Mountain West cain’t hear it.

Final, here; I although not a big fan of our dear Idaho, was insulted the other day on My Classic Tractor Fever show on RFDTV< something to do with having tractors from all states including all the three I states. Three I states, make that 4 pal. Idaho, in case ya’ll didn’t see is an I state, and there’s a heap amount of both farms large and small, as well as tractors. So next time your blowing noise out your fat ass’d nose and mention the I states, include Idaho. We count too.

L8R Ya’ll I’m dead to the world until 10:00 hours.

Stay Tuned,

 

Quote of the Day:
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

The taboo subject few are looking into

Before I get it on here need to tell you, HazzardAyre will begin running at 18:00(6:00PM) to 23:00(11:00PM) Monday through Friday, and AyreWolf Radio on weekends same time. WyldAyre Radio from noon to 18:00, and a combination of Dixie Diesel and Highway Hooker Radio overnight. Highway Hooker Radio is the only radio show on radio for us in toewing. Owner operators with ultra small fleets in rural America. It is of that show I’m beginning this re-examination.

Back when the idea of a radio program for toewing, there were few that could pronounce tow as toe, to many they pronounced it like cow.

A few years later I saw an ad in some yellow pages , that read at the bottom, we don’t want your arms & legs just your tows. Then a few years after saw a publication called PhooteNotes that is now spelled FootNotes, as in TR Footnotes. Not bad, but why? because of the immediate relationship, between those things on feet called toes and the word tow. Which my intern at one time put together, as toew.

Now then to add some spice to a few ads for my company ads as well as those for the radio show, with lovely sweet Daisy, being the rage, I thought at the end of my ads, I’d just kiss the toes in nylon hose for sanitary concerns, and do it up as we luv toewz.

However , ever since then, the mere sight of a gal in shorts, or a skirt, etc in hose with hot legs makes me loose all control. I often have this image of some gal, showing up here at the studio in such wanting to entice me to doing the wyld thing.

The thing is, if you Google this, you will find nothing but very vague answers. There is no real research done on the reasons why us male corpuscle loose our superior strength when a gal in nylons and heels shows up. Its like kryptonite to SuperMan.

Several years ago, in Utah my XYL, before things got to a point of no repair, suggested that I for some sort of therapy, her or someone with even smaller feet and toes, in the smelliest hose one could find, go out to a major Mall, (Layton-Hills) and me sit and kneel in front of her and kiss her toes in hose. First to get it out of my system, two, set the record, with the resulting publicity gaining money for the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals. Well Layton Hills Mall only said no, although the idea is being reapproched, but also approaching the Magic Valley Mall, here in Twin Falls, just need to find someone a hot honey that gutsy, here.

But getting back there is no real research here. I see zillions of videos on YouTube, you can Google it and find pics galore, but for real research, naw it ain’t there.

The reason? I want to do something to desensitize me from this, but to do so , one needs to find the point of origin.

Anyone wanna help?

Until Thursday at 18:00

Quote of the Day:
Light travels faster than sound so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--Joe Messmore

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Yankees are like some women’s underwear

My XYL, said it best, Yankees are like some women’s underwear, they sneak up and attack.

Just when you think you have things figured out, one of they’re corporate armies sneaks up and wants to sash ya’ll over the head.

Okay that being so.

Hey if things started getting better, for this nation you’d hear me only speaking of peace and tranquility that our God has promised.

However what your seeing is trouble coming like a whirlwind.

At the rate we are going, we wont have to worry about terrorists from the Mideast or Korea attacking, somebody here is going to kick our ass.

Just like the Boston Marathon yesterday, somebody decides to explode a bomb. Is such things as DukesFest West, or DukesFest East, or one of Cooter(Ben') events a possible target? Could a day to celebrate all things Hazzard going to have a tragedy? Could Ben or Alma get hurt, or worse killed? I certainly hope not, as these are two of my best friends on Earth, but, at the rate its going these are concerns.

Look I have said it before, I’ll say it again, Abe Lincoln in a Confederate’ opinion was purtty near a carpet bagger if not liar. We have done it his way on his foundation for 150 plus years now, its time to do it Jefferson Davis’ way now. Its time for the south to rise, and fix this mess.

If you believe as I do, I urge you to join the Knytes-of-Anarchy and the Confederate Marines, lets fix this nation before it gets taken over and implodes within.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
--George Bernard Shaw

Romans 13:8“[Love Fulfills the Law] Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another, for whoever loves others has fulfilled the law.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

No matter how great she looks, she still poops, and at times that poop do stink

Just about every day or other day, I have the duty of working around and with some really sweet looking ladies.

When they come into the office or studio, their perfume rifts through the atmosphere of our complex, like a heavenly breeze. Yet there are those times, you wonder how on earth did something that rotten get inside something that nice?

Example one of our interns wears this fragrance called Exclamation , I thought the quit making that, any mile, a great sweetness to it, yet she although silently let one loose and I thought my dog had dies. The smell was so bad that my eyes water.

Of course man is never ever allowed to enter the head while she’s doing number 2.

But I’m not talking just the obvious.

There’s a gal that works at Anchors here in Twin Falls, a place I used to go to grab brew and grub. There’s a gal there named Hilary , that for months teased me into buying extra priced drinks, with the I’ll think about it, on our Hazzard County Calendar project. When I flat asked are you ever going to give me a straight answer, she said it wasn’t her thing. Yet she can prounce around a bar in front of drunks or purtty near drunks, strutting her flesh, to con horny males into buying high priced brew. Her job I know, but that great outside, can hide an evil, manipulative mind and personality.

Since I’m on the subject, its that time of the year the stress level of finding our honeys for the Hazzard County Calendar gets into high gear here.

Now for the not so informed, each year we produce a calendar of all things Hazzard County, not just Dukes, but all things Hazzard and southern rebel kountry.

This features great looking super honeys both celebrity and not so, celebrity posing with everything from hot rods, vintage tractors, trucks and yes even vintage military warbirds.

The effort is an aim to putting hot looking gals together with rides in something more than bikini’s and escort dancer heels.

Once produced , the calendars are then sold each year at the Hazzard Nationals, as well as area state fairs, raising money for the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals.

Last year Miss Hazzard County West , won, $150k, a college scholarship, and a model/acting contract.

All while attempting to alter the course of the flow of ugly and disconcerting and over exploitive idea of babes with bikes and rides.

But I’m getting off course here.

All women, or at least most, while looking super hot, having those gifts all males need, do in fact poop, and at times, yes it can really stink.

L8R Ya’ll see you all on the radio.

 

Quote of the Day:
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
--George Santayana

Romans 13:6-7“This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

The real need of a LIVE human

It surly is a Monday now degressing into oblivion resulting in a Tuesday.

Went out to see Big C for the remains of dollars of my money, but he said no. Oh well, life goes on.

So I came home, and began my editing duties for the show overnight.

So open my inbox, and see about 8 people I want to see what they got, but 20 that I don’t.

The fact that two of my accounts, are for business, one for the club. Of those the one for the club couldn’t take advantage of an offer if it wanted to.

The worst of these is the business social crawler, LinkedIn. Because the damn thing is obviously an automated thing, it can’t distinguish between the fact that my first and last name is on all three of my contacts, its like hey dummy, its me, don’t ya’ll know the difference? Of course it doesn’t.

It’s like Facebook, there some bottom feeder that decided to try to scoop up my companies email address to get a Facebook account. But guess what its got my name, MY picture, and can’t be accessed any more since I changed passwords 5 times. So Stevie Sterwald the jig is up. But here’s what I’m getting at, if the screening of these things was done by a human, and a consumer/customer help line was established withy a REAL HUMAN there, maybe such crappola events would not occur.

The gripe from America is , there is no jobs. Bullsbreath.

On the farm there is a term for this, in the field they are called Gleaners. On the harvest belt they are called sorters. But how about putting somebody, in front of a computer screen so that offers and such are not going out to multiple email address’ of the same person or company? Might could be an idea. Mare Zuckerburg and the rest of the Facebook observers could do that so that if somebody signs up for an account, they might verify that from both phone book, as well as data base. If the name and phone number shows up there, might ask who the other person is and so on. Talk about a pre hack job.

Same goes for LinkedIn, why not hire someone to do the screening, and pitching.

Computers are great, but there really is a reason for a human, not a computer bot.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If at first you don't succeed… make sure nobody finds out you tried!
--Unknown

Romans 13:6-7“This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

DOH CORE values, and being different.

You’ve heard me say this so many times my gums hurt and finger and wrists hurt from grinding it out on this key board.

Being different is not always bad. One of the real things that define us as both a population and species is our individuality. Without that we might as well be robots.

Doing the SSDD, shuffle. I’d rather do a different grind each day, even every hour. While I don’t like a lot of change, I don’t like getting stale. That’s why I’ll throw something out here at least 4 times a day to keep this alive.

Now then heard from a associate, about DOH purists, and those just riding the shirt tails to make a dollar.

It’s just like organized religion. Every day I watch on NRB , some preacher, but just like the song says, Yes I know Jesus walked on water, but a few preachers want to do some walkin too.

I have seen so many sites, so much merchandising and so much commercialization of the Dukes-of-Hazzard, that it makes me cry. This is something the Knytes in our entire kinship with the DOH crew, cast, producers, writers etc have never done. See we as this club, is. We are more into the story lines, that we enjoyed. What were those writers trying to say? What biblical (there were many) did Uncle Jessie and Enos quote? All too many but loved none the less.

Yet hundreds of fan sites, misquotes, even things that have little to do with the show, just showing off the General Lee, and that’s all. Nothing about southern heritage, nothing about southern rural life, and how about showing off some of the rest of the cast. How about remembering when Enos went to Los Angeles? Fans and Hollywood forgot that true fans didn’t. The list goes on, but making money off of the Dukes is like making extra cash off of God, in both cases in our opinion its blaspheme and nothing else.

I remember, and its still way beyond getting there, as I have been tugging at Both Ben (Cooter) Jones, and Jimmy(Roscoe)Best, about doing a thing of a hot rod club, in the rural south, kinda a American Graffiti only done Hazzard Style. Called (what else?) The Hazzard County Knytes.Haven’t heard from anybody in the DOH bunch, but think it ought to be done. Not something to make a ton of cash, although it would, but to get people into the rest of that mystrical place called Hazzard. Make it a bit daring and hard like the pilot movie of the Dukes(the MoonRunners) was.

It could be done and could become a pilot for a series, but as of yet have not lit the fire under the right britches.

Lets make a Dukes and a Hazzard connection, revive the real core energy, not just those wanting to make a buck off of it.

Any mile 06:30 hours comes early so gotta lights out see me overnight Monday into Tuesday morning on the radio.

L8R ya’ll,

Quote of the Day:
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
--Robert Lee Frost

1 Corinthians 15:1, 3-4“[The Resurrection of Christ] Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures,” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.