Monday, April 15, 2013

No matter how great she looks, she still poops, and at times that poop do stink

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Just about every day or other day, I have the duty of working around and with some really sweet looking ladies.

When they come into the office or studio, their perfume rifts through the atmosphere of our complex, like a heavenly breeze. Yet there are those times, you wonder how on earth did something that rotten get inside something that nice?

Example one of our interns wears this fragrance called Exclamation , I thought the quit making that, any mile, a great sweetness to it, yet she although silently let one loose and I thought my dog had dies. The smell was so bad that my eyes water.

Of course man is never ever allowed to enter the head while she’s doing number 2.

But I’m not talking just the obvious.

There’s a gal that works at Anchors here in Twin Falls, a place I used to go to grab brew and grub. There’s a gal there named Hilary , that for months teased me into buying extra priced drinks, with the I’ll think about it, on our Hazzard County Calendar project. When I flat asked are you ever going to give me a straight answer, she said it wasn’t her thing. Yet she can prounce around a bar in front of drunks or purtty near drunks, strutting her flesh, to con horny males into buying high priced brew. Her job I know, but that great outside, can hide an evil, manipulative mind and personality.

Since I’m on the subject, its that time of the year the stress level of finding our honeys for the Hazzard County Calendar gets into high gear here.

Now for the not so informed, each year we produce a calendar of all things Hazzard County, not just Dukes, but all things Hazzard and southern rebel kountry.

This features great looking super honeys both celebrity and not so, celebrity posing with everything from hot rods, vintage tractors, trucks and yes even vintage military warbirds.

The effort is an aim to putting hot looking gals together with rides in something more than bikini’s and escort dancer heels.

Once produced , the calendars are then sold each year at the Hazzard Nationals, as well as area state fairs, raising money for the Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals.

Last year Miss Hazzard County West , won, $150k, a college scholarship, and a model/acting contract.

All while attempting to alter the course of the flow of ugly and disconcerting and over exploitive idea of babes with bikes and rides.

But I’m getting off course here.

All women, or at least most, while looking super hot, having those gifts all males need, do in fact poop, and at times, yes it can really stink.

L8R Ya’ll see you all on the radio.

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