I still want to know who names the fonts we use on our computers. Just like I’d love to know who the gal is whose voice is used or patterned after that is on all those computerized self checkouts at Smiths Food stores. Ya’ll gotta know she’s making billion dollars a year, with the royalties from every time, she says, “ Welcome Valuable Smiths Customer, please scan your first item or choose an option below” After she says, Thank you for shopping with us. Would ya’ll like to know who she is?
Okay then. Wuzz up at the station? We got the news from our contractors in Buhl, that we needed to replace most of the pipes in the building. There was a slight gusher in there with one pipe that broke. Thankfully no transmitter or such damage but it came close. Winter was not too kind. So we have a contractor doing that, should be done mid month May. Then its finish electrical the full on decorating. Which will be a mix of Confederate Southern art, for us here on KDXB. We sold our call letters KTOW to a station in Colorado to raise money for the station. All so sad, but hey KDOH will replace our AM’s call letters here.
What else is up? Still looking for sweet hiney for the web site as well as visual ads on national TV. Still leaning to hiring out of state from an agency, but thought is, why not scratch around the area and see one last time what can be found. Piss on those who can’t understand.
Of course this does not mean that a search for on air people wont be upcoming, but from the disaster in December, the club is looking at doing up a job fair at CSI, to get some folks wet in anticipation, of what jobs that Confederate Star Media and HazzardAyre Network, has to offer. Then choose from there.
I must inquire though, if a gal goes into a bar, to apply for a cocktail server, and she’s flat but fugdugly, how do they decline her application due to her being too fat and well like I said fugdugly? Is there then grounds for a discrimination suit? Or is there a business method of dismissing someone for not meeting the eye candy requirement? Since that is what we’ll have to do. Which brings me to a question that is posed to me all the time. Since we do radio, why should looks be important. First to answer that question, HazzardAyre Radio, running LIVE, is also on TV at the same time. Thus visual honey is required, and two, albeit I am not MR GQ, still in a closed in studio, doing 6 hours of solid radio for 5 days a week, that female co host better be at least somewhat better looking. Even though most of us males in the operation look like Klingons still , the female unlike other species has to look good. Plus at a remote, would you want your live announcer looking like a garbage can? If you think I’m the only one employing these tactics examine any religious broadcast on Sunday morning. See how many times the camera guy in that chapel, singles out the honeys in the audience as opposed to the plump ones. Even the area beloved Mormons, if you see a broadcast be it conference or Music and the Spoken Word, when they show the members of the choir, watch and count the ratio, between the times they show the good looking female members of that choir especially the young and near available as opposed to the plump ones.
Finally, HazzardAyre is doing up a Calendar Girl thing, for HazzardAyre Radio and The Knytes, in July. Location is where you think, those wanting to enter sign up at Anchors or on line. Hey we tried to get the Klover Klub and others to participate, none would.
Watch for news too, of the Reaper opening this October.
That’s the news from the hq of HazzardAyre.
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--Bill Gates, 1981
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