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Friday, May 3, 2013

Okay I’m tubby, but hey I love my Pizza and my milk

I’m in a network break now so can write.

The situation of the lack of available female shewolvez to make my own in Twin falls may have something to do with me being large. And while I try very hard to eat lean, I have my weakness’ good pizza, and of course that natures liquid, milk. There are hours I could drink a milk trailer dry all by myself in one sitting.

I’m not really fat, but as it says on my ball cap, not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine, applies. And that sums it up really well.

Let’s face it tow trucking or any kind of trucking, is not a profession that allows, much excersize , or fitness activities, and face it truck stop food, although they try is not what you’d call low calorie. Oh sure there are lean offerings, but your sitting there eating rabbit food, and your insides are looking at that ham, taters, gravy, corn, and the like and after a time its buffay time. I know the word is spelled Buffett, but buffett is what you tell your lady friend to do to your truck, buff it.

So then, got an inquiry from a some body saying she is what we need here at Dixie-Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio. I know heard this before, but nothing comes of it so not taking it too serious.

The lady person that does this, does not have to be a skinny mini, size two 38-24-36 blonde bombshell. Not even, what I’d like is to find someone that can put out of their heads that until mid month July, we still are in my house. Since even now I have not seen anyone or anything, that gives me any serious reason to put the entire studio etc in Buhl.

In Buhl in that studio/office there in a small corner is our STL Microwave link, a mini laptop computer, a relay and mini transmitter. On top there is a 5 foot tower with a Yagi antenna pointed to the big box over on Bell rapids. But the real on air here is done right from the house, and since we are only running syndicated right now until there’s a serious trained staff, that is as radical as I am, and the club, why go to the expense of doing this elsewhere?

As it is, I can sit in the studio, in my BVD’s if I want, do my shows. And who knows.

If just once a few gals pull their heads out of their restrictive butts, come to the Wolf’s Lair here, sit in on shows, then get up the gumption to go on air, with all our comedy bits and the entire package, then sure then there are grounds of going to that extra expense, of going over to Buhl every day to do the gig in a more mainstream way. But how many gals outside of our Nurse GoodBody, or Emme Lou, will come into the studio, here, and be wearing nylons and put her feet into my face, to do the toew kiss comedy bit, or who would if we are talking about the differences between humans and say mammals that smell each others butts to see if their ready to mate? How many gals are going to putt their butts in my face? These are bits I saw and heard by Howard Stern and have duplicated , but only at our Utah studio, yes we are there too.

I have yet to have anyone else outside of Ellie May or Emme Lou do that. Without a ton of questions.

How many can organize 24 gals for a Miss Dixie Diesel pageant? Or a Daisy Duke lookalike contest? How many can get the word around to their friends or tweet these things to friends to stage such things at the mall here? Haven’t met one yet. So why go to the expense of doing the studio elsewhere? Here at the Wolf’s Lair, by myself, from 6:00 PM to 5:00 AM, I do it myself LIVE, during the day we pipe in programming from Georgia, while I do my bit of towing and building custom trucks and bikes.

Why do both vocations? Because I will not allow what we do to just be a front.

It’s just like I promised the founders when the club that has the money to keep this radio op running, that if I stopped trucking or towing, I’d stop doing radio that serves those professions.

I saw all too many even legends in OTR trucker radio, go into the studio, in jeans, T shirt and chain drive wallet telling the gospel of trucking. That’s too phony. These guys at least most of them, have never been in a truck with 80 head of bulls in a 50 foot trailer in a rig, stuck in Spencer Idaho in 3 feet snow with a inside dual tire flat. These guys have never been in a white-knuckle ride down White Bird Hill, in a white out storm. I have, and I can bark about trucking and towing unlike someone who has never been in a truck can.

The same was that in our early days, but the two that were in at the founding of what is now Dixie-Diesel HazzardAYRE radio, are deployed in military service. So I do this at my living quarters myself. Oh yes I’d like to have the staff to do much of this, oh yes there is money from the club to pay them, but only after the applicants have proved themselves over at least 3 months unpaid as an intern. Before I turn anyone loose on air they have to meet our fight the system style radio, mixed in with the preaching of God’s word, and the education lessons of our southern confederate history. Once I have those kinds of people inside the op, then no problem but until, I just say to many, come by lets talk , lets see what ya’ll got.

Any way, got to dibbling off there, but it had to be said.

Getting back on air now,

Stay Tuned,

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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
--Bill William Henry Cosby

2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Not yet Live in Western Idaho except for syndication.

I guess I should have made this more clear since there might be a few folks that didn’t get it the first time likewise newcomers.

When Dixie Diesel Radio fired for the first time, as Long Haul Radio we fired from a studio in my home of my mom & dad just outside of Hagerman Idaho that big house on the hill between the two fish hatcheries, that overlooks Oster Ponds there.

Back then we came off the hill at a whooping 150 watts from some transmission gear, and other radio gear salvaged from a high school in Lewiston Idaho. Of course by mid year 84 shortly after my parents had passed away, the concept by those much greedier than I decided I should move to Boise. So Long Haul Radio went into syndication.

Think of syndication as the factory, our media arm would produce and record, then on cassettes and send it out to area radio stations. Other radio stations we’ll call the delivery point. Those stations would then air the show at their own time.

In 1989, Dixie Diesel Radio as it is, launched from an outlaw station of ours in Blackfoot, Idaho. But again those much greedier than I sold our facility in Blackfoot, and I moved to Utah.

Of course as I related yesterday , this was 1995, the Dixie Diesel Shop had expanded and included both Cooter’s Kustmz and what is now Hazzard County Choppers, opened as Lone Eagle Choppers of Springville Utah. Understand I had no real interest for many reasons of ever moving back to Idaho, especially western Idaho, too expensive for little return.

Of course that big 1,000 foot antenna on top of Bell Rapids still sat, and all inside was there although gathering nothing more than squirrels and spiders.

I was nesting well in Pocatello, when the situation between a bikini bar bouncer and a supposedly job offer in Glenn’s Ferry brought me west again.

Once out here thought by the Knytes, let’s fire this radio gig back up.

After a zillion letters, phone calls, and mucho paper work, we had the operation put back together except FCC License filing.

No filing windows or opportunities were available. So we started working on getting the station streaming. Except, there is NO ONE in western Idaho smart enough to do that, so that still is in construction stage.

Then notice of an October filing window opens, meaning applications for licenses pending will go first. Ours will be granted first, followed by many others.

We have been lucky in that the FCC has allowed our two channels to remain ours, both channels, 105.7, Buhl Idaho and 105.3 in Malta Idaho, as well as the next expansion of 93.7 American Falls.

By mid February 2014 we look to be fully back on air, with much more juice than we ever have had before, 250,000 watts of clear FM radio celebrating, educating the powerful voice of today’s confederacy and the preservation of southern culture and history.

KDXB will be our call letters in Buhl, KDXC in Malta, and KDOH in American Falls.

But Dixie Diesel is us, and Dixie Diesel remains heard from coast to coast on great radio stations across America through live syndication.

Now if we can just find cover girls for the website.

That in my next blog entry.

Now back to the show.

L8r Haulers,

Quote of the Day:
Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.
--Anonymous

Romans 12:12“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”

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The settings they forgot on the computer

Okay so computers and such services as Facebook don’t have to go piss or shyt. But how about a gotta go to the potty setting?

Not just a brb, or sleep mode, just a gotta go grab mail, or heck grab more coffee to see the screen setting?

Of course there is the needed by nearly every male corpuscle, married or not, the “ Wipe off the computer key board of semen” after watching porn on your computer? Don’t lie ya’ll know you do it. Even if you have that wife, you still get a hard on, after watching some gal peel off her stockings and showing you her butt that no real woman is going to let you play with anyway. Your still watching porn.

I view porn in a mild way, but there are some that I watch that are so vivid, even from YouTube, that well even though not on keyboard, its on the floor.

Course after that there is the wash hands of KY Jelly oil, and scum off your hands, after all going double dipping of Skoal after you pumped your heart off, after all, the KY and scum don’t taste none so good.

I could go further but that’s getting dirty and I wont here.

How about the gotta go to store for more Skoal setting? The let the dog out setting? Or let the dog in setting?

The sleep setting is fine, but you have to log in, and go back to the page you were on, and resume whatever it was that got you so jacked up for in the first place.

How about a simple pause button?

Of course there’s those fonts, that nobody knows where they get the names for from.

WIN-XP had Calligraphy fonts, WIN 7 don’t. Even in Bitmap.

The list goes on, but it seems as much as we move forward in computer tech, the further we go behind. And how about my little friend that until its offered again , I’m not buying Windows Office, good old>>Sometimes the only fun I had at the office/studio all day was making him do tricks, and talk. Always wanted to make a feature film of Clippy, like the return of Clippy, or Revenge of Clippy, just never could find (still can’t) get a illustrator to do him justice, could you imagine? Of course the origin of Clippy is still a guarded secret. Microsoft will never tell, on XP they had a form of Clippy in the little dog, in the search bar. If you right clicked on the dog it’d scratch behind his ears. Some say it was Microsoft Bob that put that together. But I miss these little toys.

Of course there is the noise that comes out of cash registers here in my area, at Oasis, Travel stops, that goes Ah-Oh, if someone makes a mistake. I’d like to get something like that, that’d go, “ Ah shit” if you made an error.

I miss these toys.

Back when I started computing on WIN 95, and into 98, there was a app called comet cursor, unfortunately there was Malware involved I came to hear , but you could have a cursor, that looked like a radar scope, an airplane a race car, or my favorite a Klingon Warbird as your cursor, rather than just a arrow. Then Microsoft had a hand, that became available on both ME, 98 and XP. Called the Old Fashioned Scheme , with the barber pole instead of that damn hour glass. What happened to these things?

I can’t remember the name, now, but there was one that really had Malware inside, that I didn’t know, but there was this one that had a ugly Gorilla that’d talk to you.

How about taking the junk out of those programs and make them available again, especially my little buddy Clippy>>I want the little feller again.

Any mile gotta get fed and get ready for tonight's radio show. Trying to get an interview I saw from a friend this afternoon of Enos, but no worries, we’ll have our own interview if my friend can set it up once we have our phone bridge put into the board.

Set up a page for Dixie Diesel Radio, as said trucker radio done Hazzard style.

More KnyteCyde

Hey this does work.

Ever wonder why I like hanging with great looking untouchable babes? Even if their connected to somebody else, if your in the idea going to a night club, going in solo, usually means going home solo.

However, women are just like cats in more ways than one. The hot ones want guys who hang with other hot gals. Here’s the picture here.

Put two bowls of cat food on the floor for two cats. Both cats will eat out of just one bowl , why? Neither cat wants to miss out on what the other has.

Same way with women, two hotties , you go in with a hottie, friend, other hotties will start sniffing around, just to see what the hottie you came in with is getting with you. In short order your one who gets a hottie.

This works better in larger towns but it does work.

Any myle friends body is done for the day I need sleep.

L8R

Quote of the Day:
The happiest couples are those who spell "us" with a capital "you."
--Klare Provine

Thoughts of the Knyte haul

A riding pal of mine on his site pointed out something that I’ve been driving at for nearly 20 years.

He pointed out an ad for some female clothing thing, that featured a bunch of teen babes on HOGS, which made one think this might be something to look into.

When after further investigation , the site was no more biker than a goose trying to hump a cow. No real connection.

On the other lane, this is where the basic idea of me putting a gals nyloned foot, mainly toes on our ads, along with a pic of LexiBelle. Toe and tow makes TOEW and that’s what we do. TOEW.

However some area religious biased bigots thought hey this is too racy and spicy, we can’t have that. But the concept is sound.

Now the kiss on the toes, was not completely mine.

I saw a TV ad from Boise, from a plumbing outfit that went up on Boise’s snob hill and unplugged this rich broads toilet, with her sitting on the black marbled vanity holding a Champaign glass , the plumber kneels down and kisses her gloved hand with the tag reading, we treat our customers with royalty. Enter in Cinderella and toes in hose, for us.

Now Consider a toew truck company called>>With the tag we love toews. Racy perhaps but it got to the point. Got remembered and we made money without a bunch of follow up. And what TV station was brave enough to do it? KUTV-2 in Salt Lake City, Utah. Not any of anyone TV station in Idaho.

This is part of the reason why both Dixie Diesel and HazzardAyre Radio was created. To do Radio and TV, in a Hazzard County fight the system way.

One inquiry I have though, how come such an ad as ours can be done right in the heart by a very LDS TV station in Salt Lake City, and not on a TV station or by our local cable tv ad department in Idaho? Does make one wonder , don’t it?

Bottom line, if your selling to a mainly adult male demographic, use lots of lady eye candy, but more important, if your selling lady’s clothing don’t put up an ad using a graphic of chicken manure.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
The happiest couples are those who spell "us" with a capital "you."
--Klare Provine

Romans 12:12“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”

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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Forgive me for being repetitive, but

Forgive me for being repetitive, but: Many have been asking just why I do what I do for the club, when I don’t even get paid for it? More over why this radio thing even is here?

It all started in 1971, as a tech geek youth living then in Layton Utah, I was looking into getting into HAM radio. But could never pass even the novice code tests. So I got to looking into an easier way.

I found this old, and I mean OLD Ramsey 6 channel crystal CB radio. I was suddenly on the air. I could talk even to Australia when cloud cover would roll in and I could chat via skip waves.

Of course it was approaching that oil embargo of the early 1970’s, while truckers had em they were not as wide spread then, but that changed in early 1973.

Of course Hollywood grabbed a hold of the concept and bada bing, we had cb trucker movies. I wanted to roll 18wheels across this nation but found that reality and Hollywood were really miles apart.

But I wanted to drive truck. Fortunately Dad had a few friends that had rigs, and so I got to take rides. In areas where nobody cared, including authorities, I’d get to drive. Sitting in that cab with those 400 horses of diesel power I was KING for a few hours.

But who hires a 14 year old to drive a truck? Even though I had a farm drivers license and could drive during the day options were limited.

I found I was not the only one.

A CB club for kids had been started in Twin Falls, here. So I became just a member. But I was not content. So one afternoon when Dad and I were in Gooding, I wandered over to the courthouse, talked with our extension agent there, and in a unusual course of events, we created a 4-H program of cb truckers. Taking the 4-H tractor Safety program, and melding it with the 4-H Wheels program, in late 1974 what is the TeenAge Truckers Association 4-H club was born. Challenge letting folks know about it.

Of course my love of radio broadcasting was there, and tuned into a thing out of New Mexico on KOB AM , and heard this thing called JOC Radio. But lets not go down that road just yet.

By my mid age of 17 I found a way to drive truck, make a difference and rub shoulders with a few members of our area law enforcement for once in a good way.

Again who was willing to take on a green horn kid and put em in a tow truck? Fortunately, my cousin Judy’s husband in Ogden Utah, had a friend with two draggin wagons.

Steve Crossly ran Steve’s Texaco on Harrison in Ogden, and with it Steve’s Towing.

So on some alternate summers, I’d go down and work with Steve. I learned how to tow, but not perfection.

At the time there wasn’t any youth based towing training academies. Or groups of youth wanting to go towing, but I figured there ought to be. So with the help of my Dad, John Nussbaum, (Johnny’s Towing Twin Falls) Dave Coffelt(Valley Towing & Radiator Twin Falls) a small group of 6 wanna be towing teens was created.

The Rode Knytes where Knytes really started, became that club.

Then mid year April to be exact my Dad suffered a heart attack caused by cancer that closed the artery that drained blood from the brain. In April 1978, Dad died. I was at a loss, I felt alone. Mom tried to comfort me, but it didn’t help. Understand my Dad and I were really close, near shadows of each other, both Marines, both of the VMA 214 BlackSheep, I needed an out.

Dave Coffelt saw this, and one morning when I saw her, there in the early morning mist, outside with parking lights on, I fell more in love with the rig that would truly, be my life and the foundation for everything since,(still is).

Dave knew I loved that truck.

So for my birthday, just two weeks after my Dad’ death, Dave, myself and mom made a deal, she’d buy that truck, but only if I trained with one of Dave’ drivers, Ray Dyer for a year.

I did. That truck is who not a what, but who I call LexiBelle,>>but while there was many over the road radio shows for truckers, seemed the towing industry had very little if anything to serve them on radio. Enter in>>the term hooker fit as that’s cb talk for toew truck, and we were on the road. Of course that got old a bit in time, needed a side saddle or partner. So with what had by then became the Road Commanders association that is the adult version of the TeenAge Truckers Association, we decided it might be good to do a mountain west version of some of the overnight truckers shows I heard on radio. Such shows as Bill Mack’s Midnight Cowboy Show, and of course Dave Nemo’s Road Gang. But it didn’t quite have the kick we needed.

In 1980 I was into of course many things Dukes-of-Hazzard, and after that year I found while searching for go-go boots, for the display of our General Jackson, discovered a 70 Dodge Charger, just outside of Paul Idaho, that some kid had been doing a General Lee duplicate construction on. It was good but I knew it could be better.

So again money from Mom , some of my earnings, and that Charger was in Hagerman, that soon became Hazzard. That story ya’ll already know. What you may not know of just skimmed over is after the 81 Utah AutoRama, in 1985 CBS had cancelled the Dukes, in my mind what would Cooter do now? Well heck he’d build custom big rig over the road trucks is what.

Now understand this is 1987, BullyDog, had not yet started, the idea of performance diesels was not even in the vocabulary of many truck enthusiasts and tricking out a full sized rig? What’s the point? To us who know, it is needed. That rig is more than a machine to move product, its your baby, just like LexiBelle is to me, as well as your calling card. The sharper the rig, the better loads one can contract. But who to do that.

So on a lonely street in Blackfoot Idaho, with a lot of prayer, and more prayer, The Dixie Diesel Shop was opened. The name popped in my head after seeing a similar sounding outfit’ sign in Saint George Utah, called Dixie Diesel Service & Towing.

In 1992 my cousin in charge of the Montgomery Foundation thought I’d be better off in Utah than Idaho. So we loaded up the shop, except for General Lee, and headed to Murray Utah.

After a search for a shop in the Salt Lake Valley came up short, I found one in Springville Utah. Here’s where things get tricky, and I’ll get into it more in depth, Friday, but we created the only overnight Over The Road Trucker radio show done Hazzard style called simply>>which is still the parent company and show of HazzardAyre.

The idea? Put a real tow trucker as well as just truckers in a radio studio, give em the mic, some music, and in Emma Leigh’s words, Let Er Rip. Real truckers, real toewing people delivering programming for real truckers and toewers.

More in the morning, but the bottom line, if I ain’t toewing , I’m not on the radio since that’s just being a poser or running a front.

Now need to finalize, noticed that a bunch of my so called friends on Facebook, have decided they didn’t need me to be their friends after all. That Elizabeth who wanted the stuff done for the Move it Over project? Gone. Who cares? Know anyone better to deliver that than HazzardAyre? More over the Knytes?

Much more to come hold on as its going to get bumpy.

More Friday, as I decided to take Thursday off and catch up on sleep and recuperate.

Until L8R, Go Serve your King(Jesus).

Quote of the Day:
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
--Mark Twain

Why not just throw tradition and the

I had an epiphany , why not just throw tradition and the fact that there really is a difference between genders?

Would seem that’s the way we’re headed.

Example: Proposed an idea, of a gal with a toew truck for some promo stuff for the Move It Over campaign , Guess what no response. I might have just asoon proposed the idea to a log.

It would seem that visual attraction, and the fact that even in the idea that not guys like eye candy, but even our tweens and teens have began ignoring the beauty of princess’ and the like.

While in some cases the tradition continues, look at Spike TV’s PowerBlock, on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Think that Courtney>>knows anything about cars? No, if she does its very little, but hey you see her then the feature. The list goes on, but get that in the heads of some and again that log is amused but nobody else seems to be.

So lets throw out Cinderella, lets throw out the Miss America Pageant, and all those kid pageants we see on TV. EasyRiders, Magazine might as well throw out their cover girls, Penthouse Magazine, might as well just run articles and throw out the cover and feature girls, lets get rid of female cheerleaders, including the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

After that lets stop putting models with products, and spokes models, and while we’re at it, everything that says men like women, boys like girls, and that in the right not so political world that he men want eye candy.

Going further, romantic threads from Intimate Apparel, >> and I think your getting my thoughts here.

No I’m not saying that it should be done, but hey, why not all of us just be queers, commit idolatry, and have objects for wives not women and marriage be between a guy and a gal, hey let’s just abolish marriage all together. Lets just shack up like pals, have massive gay orgies , and forget .

My thoughts, now back to the show.