The settings they forgot on the computer

Okay so computers and such services as Facebook don’t have to go piss or shyt. But how about a gotta go to the potty setting?

Not just a brb, or sleep mode, just a gotta go grab mail, or heck grab more coffee to see the screen setting?

Of course there is the needed by nearly every male corpuscle, married or not, the “ Wipe off the computer key board of semen” after watching porn on your computer? Don’t lie ya’ll know you do it. Even if you have that wife, you still get a hard on, after watching some gal peel off her stockings and showing you her butt that no real woman is going to let you play with anyway. Your still watching porn.

I view porn in a mild way, but there are some that I watch that are so vivid, even from YouTube, that well even though not on keyboard, its on the floor.

Course after that there is the wash hands of KY Jelly oil, and scum off your hands, after all going double dipping of Skoal after you pumped your heart off, after all, the KY and scum don’t taste none so good.

I could go further but that’s getting dirty and I wont here.

How about the gotta go to store for more Skoal setting? The let the dog out setting? Or let the dog in setting?

The sleep setting is fine, but you have to log in, and go back to the page you were on, and resume whatever it was that got you so jacked up for in the first place.

How about a simple pause button?

Of course there’s those fonts, that nobody knows where they get the names for from.

WIN-XP had Calligraphy fonts, WIN 7 don’t. Even in Bitmap.

The list goes on, but it seems as much as we move forward in computer tech, the further we go behind. And how about my little friend that until its offered again , I’m not buying Windows Office, good old>>Sometimes the only fun I had at the office/studio all day was making him do tricks, and talk. Always wanted to make a feature film of Clippy, like the return of Clippy, or Revenge of Clippy, just never could find (still can’t) get a illustrator to do him justice, could you imagine? Of course the origin of Clippy is still a guarded secret. Microsoft will never tell, on XP they had a form of Clippy in the little dog, in the search bar. If you right clicked on the dog it’d scratch behind his ears. Some say it was Microsoft Bob that put that together. But I miss these little toys.

Of course there is the noise that comes out of cash registers here in my area, at Oasis, Travel stops, that goes Ah-Oh, if someone makes a mistake. I’d like to get something like that, that’d go, “ Ah shit” if you made an error.

I miss these toys.

Back when I started computing on WIN 95, and into 98, there was a app called comet cursor, unfortunately there was Malware involved I came to hear , but you could have a cursor, that looked like a radar scope, an airplane a race car, or my favorite a Klingon Warbird as your cursor, rather than just a arrow. Then Microsoft had a hand, that became available on both ME, 98 and XP. Called the Old Fashioned Scheme , with the barber pole instead of that damn hour glass. What happened to these things?

I can’t remember the name, now, but there was one that really had Malware inside, that I didn’t know, but there was this one that had a ugly Gorilla that’d talk to you.

How about taking the junk out of those programs and make them available again, especially my little buddy Clippy>>I want the little feller again.

Any mile gotta get fed and get ready for tonight's radio show. Trying to get an interview I saw from a friend this afternoon of Enos, but no worries, we’ll have our own interview if my friend can set it up once we have our phone bridge put into the board.

Set up a page for Dixie Diesel Radio, as said trucker radio done Hazzard style.

More on that overnight.

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