HazzardAyre

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Can you taste it?

I am going to show you some pictures, can you tell me which ones look like you can smell these through the screen or off the pic, Which ones you can taste, and which ones you just can’t get any feeling off of. Okay hold on:

Okay quit drooling will ya’ll. Ya’ll tell me which ones turn your crank, and have your mouth watering, and which ones just make you look and say oh well.

Its this practice however and why I featured the toes in hose part is that when we photograph we want the picture to come alive, we want you to smell, taste feel, and flat experience the pic or video rather than it just playing with your eyes we want your mortal soul to envelope the moment, your heart to ponder the message, and maybe ya’ll might get a bit of a rize in your Levis. If so we’ve done our job, but casting for these kinds of shots or even something as simple as this> can be time consuming if not totally frustrating. After all, there is that slight difference between men and women that if allowed to connect makes the entire scene and all so different. And we know what that is.

Having a gal assistant here to help cast these things would be good, but hey how many times have I tried to hire someone to do that, Hey Nancy you reading this, or Erin you catching the drift here.

In anything show biz, be it radio, TV , Movies or just taking hot pics to put on a pin up calendar or make a video of it or both, nobody can get paid until it sells, or not as much until it what ever IT is sells. Of course, with us, catching $30.00 an hour might not sound like much, but if you’re a talent your raking in $100.00 an hour, so just think if you helped doing both , I can’t figure that high.

That’s one of the reasons I always do that toes in hose kiss on about the third or so interview, it’s a test of the models gutsiness, but its also a test of can I smell her smells, can I just look at her and taste her sweat rolling down off her stomach over her belly button, can I smell those crawdads in that bucket, the steam off them caressing my nose. See this is what makes being creative fun and enjoyable, its just too bad I have not up to now been able to find local talent, but dig this, our latest talent find, comes to us from Heyburn. Again question is where was she two years ago?

Okay, and I’ll go into this further in the AM, but noticed that not just certain songs and special things I have in my play lists on YouTube are getting masked, but flat ripped out of there, but an entire playlist got erased. Know what its getting very apparent that a trip to Mountain View CA, is in deed due.

Until L8R, I ate too much Bar-B-Que and Macaroni salad.

Good numbers to ya’ll

Oh if you don’t know what good numbers means, its cb talk for ttylxox or love and kisses.

The Corps , the club and me

As a air cadet at Pensacola just a green Marine getting into the air, there was the all time advice of the finest air combat aviator to ever get in an aircraft in battle. Greg, Pappy Boyington. Who as it turned out created the infamous BlackSheep Squadron. Of which I was privileged to serve with in the reformed unit designated VMA214, based out of Yuma Arizona. Over time and because I was not yet needed was on reserve active duty I got to be here in Idaho tending to Mom and Dad a thing mediated by my dad through his contacts. Few of which would deny a dear friend, much less a 4 star Marine General. Which Dad retired as.

Any mile Pappy taught, in his lesson book, which I really got into was that once you engage something be it enemy or life, follow through, the target may not come again. In battle of course if you didn’t go through with it once you picked to attack was , if you didn’t go through with it you were dead. Its that simple. By the time I was flying of course we had all the scifi gadgets in the aircraft. But Pappy’ advice carried forth to my life today.

Case n point. The filing deadline for a new LPFM license and all is on the HUD in October. Which considering everything that needs to be done don’t give us much time. If KDXB is going to see air waves the time to engage is now.

Okay so this consultant emailed me today, reminding me its time to crap and get off the pot. He told me he’d get back to me if I gave him the addy of where the mini tower was to be and all. Okay I did. I’m waiting.

Going at this alone is one of those things that I know just enough to be dangerous but not yet lethal. I am in front of the mic, I produce in the studio, the business of broadcasting is not one of my virtues, so I need at times to reach out. Fortunately I have one great friend in big Kelly out at KEZJ, but this other consultant I need to reach out and touch me as the old A.T.&.T commercial said it.

I’m entering reserve stand by today on fire watch and suppression, more over two helicopters and one drop tanker is standing by all three owned by AyreWolf Aviation and leased including us as pilots to BLM . So I’m squeezing as much as I can in this 24 hour rest window. Hopefully these blazes will be contained by mid week. There are 8 burning that we’re working. All 15 of our able air craft are involved except for the Air Tractors.

So I’m sweating, and trying to do as much as I can while also getting as much rest as I can get, so I don’t go to sleep while executing our fire missions in the air.

It’s like the guy doing the T1 work, I told him yesterday if he wanted us as a customer , while I’m stationary is the time to work with me. He sent some documents over, I downloaded them, just got to put em on a disc, print and send off. Any body need a job as being my helper right now?

Same goes with the consultant on the LPFM, when I say now is the time to speak, and lets get at it, I mean now is the time, its called drop everything and everyone else your doing and get to consulting. When I say get back to me , its called get back to me now.

In the last few episodes of the hit TV show the Sopranos, Tony Soprano the father took his rebel teen son to a military school. The instructor said drills and all contained adherence to the Corps, The Corps, The Corps. In the Marines its that indeed. In the Knytes-of-Anarchy, its, to all of us involved, the club, the club, the club. That is and has been in me since the club was born in 1982 and continues through to today. The club, the club, the club.

The best way to get along with me, and the club, if you sniff at the door of the Knytes and or me this old wolf, once you sniff, and I open that door, it means drop everything your doing , concentrate on us, and let’s get it done, because just like in the air, looking down the guns of a mig 23, if you don’t shoot him, he’s going to shoot you.

YouTube and you, next edition of HazzardAyre.

L8R Aviators

Quote of the Day:
All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone.
--Jean de La Bruyère

2 Corinthians 10:17-18“But, “Let the one who boasts boast in the Lord.” For it is not the one who commends himself who is approved, but the one whom the Lord commends.”

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An eye in the latrine for your protection

This one has potential voyeurism and abuse written all over it.

Dig this, a Wal-Mart in Idaho is proposing installing video security cameras in the head.

That’s right both male and female latrines will have video cams in there to make sure your safe, the alternative reason is that its supposed to deter retail theft.

However I can see some stock boys late at night with nothing better to do, before stocking already near bare bones shelves , sitting in a security monitoring office watching women go potty, as well as some of the fat clerks of female gender getting their rocks off watching some big burly guy whip out his slong taking a wiz. Yes I can see some real law suits. Why if Wal-Mart is so damn worried about retail theft do something community minded and kind, get those older senior citizen greeters at the damn door.

Wal-Mart from reports has lost mucho denarii over the last two financial quarters. Could loose more prior to the holiday sell it or loose it rush.

I can remember this guy who owned a motel in SLC on State street called the Alpine. He installed supposedly security cams in both the bathroom and the room itself. In behind the air conditioner vent covers. Ultimately this one old fat girl who should have been happy any body was looking, filed a voyeurism complaint with South Salt Lake Police, he was sentenced to 15 to 20 years.

What’s the difference here?

It’s a small business person protecting his rooms, and a retail giant looking to have some fun with their customers.

Heard from sources, that my buddy who minds the funds, is having some money troubles himself. According to one of our Knytes members, the GodFather, is selling a bunch of his equipment. Apparently he bought more than he needed or could afford.

Okay I say this, granted going after on air females in the Wolf’s Lair before we were fully grown on air was premature, Yes, some of our business methods may be questioned, but, dig this. Dixie Toewing aka The Hazzard County Garage of Idaho, is the oldest, single owner and still owned by the original creator and owner, toewing service in the Magic, translate Tragic Valley of Idaho. And one of the oldest toewing services in the region still in business under its own original, name from the same area, for over 30 years.

Now if you were going to trust your most valuable ride to transport it with a velvet touch , who are you going to trust? Yep you got it> and still backing the Knytes of Anarchy For that same 30 years. Into you, into your ride that’s us we are>Nuff said.

Back to the action, on HazzardAyre Radio.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
At the working man's house hunger looks in but dares not enter.
--Benjamin Franklin

Friday, August 16, 2013

And the Winner is KPVI-6 Pocatello

And the winner is: KPVI-6 For the most stable easiest to navigate streaming web newscast in the region.

After nearly two weeks now, trying all the available streaming web style newscasts , both Idaho and even SLC, it is my pleasure to say that even with antiquated web access , one can watch KPVI-6’ webcast without hardly any reloading. Even using SpeedConnect or some other oddball web access provider service.

Tried CH-5(KSL) if I make it through 5 minutes of their streaming newscast it’s a miracle, KTVB, same thing. And don’t even get me started on KIVI/KSAW’s, but logging onto www.kpvi.com using the watch newscast live link, and your watching the news. Guess KPVI just does know what they are doing. Too bad they didn’t stick around Twin falls, they had 11 and 7 sweating.

Okay then have narrowed down our candidates for Miss AyreWolf 2014. Will be doing a formal interview on Wednesday at 3:00PM then the following week will have her in studio, here to let you meet her at least on our radio show, (my) Radio show the infamous HazzardAyre. Now if we can just find Miss Hazzard County for 2014 we’ll have the thing In the box.

Any mile taking more hours off, have some real intimate company and club things to get into next time here on HazzardAyre.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
WARNING: Repeated brain usage may be harmful to others.
--rdude

If your online you have money

I’m in my 12 off cycle now so getting ready for a long sleep, so I can be on in the air dumping water on two wild fires up here.

So was cruizing over my email, on there a notice a message from Loreta Brandy, some gal I think wants to cash in on the old Wolf but little else. She say she do, but I don’t think so.

She wants me to pay her bills then move up here. Really. I still remember SnowDove a gal that came into my life in late 1999. I had just moved from Idaho to Utah was all snuggled in there in Layton, and started this conversation with her on the a chat room thing ran by AOL.

Dove was all the things a guy could want, and in bed it was better than an all night rodeo., But more over she wanted to be part of MY life, and I hers. Finally in the deep reaches of 2002, just before I went active duty for the last time, Dove went to meet Jesus, but here’s the thing. Dove searched found, delivered. I told her, if she wants me then get here on her own its called commitment. More over shows dedication and determination.

Now then two months ago, got chatting online with some gal who said she was all that for me, was just in Montana . I offered to go up and get her, nope. Offered a bus ticket paid collect on my end Greyhound still does that , nope. She wanted money.

It’s a modification of the old Nigerian fraud thing. Some pimp or someone, puts these girls up to fleecing some guy they believe has some extra cash , then when its time to meet the gal you find the pic is from some fashion magazine, there’s a con. Usually these things I just turn over to Lonnie our member who works with the FBI, he takes it from there.

Not saying this Loreta Brandy is doing that, hey she could be the SheWolf I have been looking for, but any time it’s a thing that it says she needs money it sounds like she’s looking for someone to throw her a loan bon. Which I would not mind doing, but I want it to be an honest request, just come on line and say look , I’m a gal whose fallen on hard times, here is some information for verification, could you possibly loan me a few bucks? Under those circumstances I’d, probably say okay sure, After all God says, give from and of yourself. But not if its somebody scamming me.

More over night going to go fetch some cow juice and get some grub, body needs feed.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
--Anonymous

2 Corinthians 7:1“Therefore, since we have these promises, dear friends, let us purify ourselves from everything that contaminates body and spirit, perfecting holiness out of reverence for God.”

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Bake without too much shake

Officially its 100 degrees outside, fortunately or not so much, my byrd is still in the hangar getting some avionics gear repaired, so I’m in an AC hangar.

Okay that said means Friday back in the thick of smoke on firelines. Doing aerial drops suppression for the two wild fires around Featherville. Other byrds of AyreWolf Aviation are up near Park City Utah and in Logan canyon. Somebody ignored the only You notices. Of the three big burning fires of course Park City is getting the publicity since Robert Redford lives near there and quite a few celeb winter ski vacation homes are there.

So I’m scratching on the computer.

Got in touch with our telecomm broker things are heading into our own T1, yes its going to be expensive, but what’s $450.00 a month or so against loosing up to last night $4,000.00 in lost ad revenue for the station since we could not go on air?

Some folks say, if your leaving in July 2014, or so why worry about it?

Simple both my Marine training and honor is at stake as well as the Knytes’. We started something and we’ll be damned if one partners wife and a few stuck up women are going to kill a 20 plus years enterprise. What you know as HazzardAyre, started as Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio in 1978, created in a studio in our farm stead home near Hazzard(Hagerman) Idaho in 1975. Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio has won more awards for specialty programming than even Rush Limbaugh. We established or re-established real trucker radio done by truckers delivered to truckers in 1992 bought ITRN(Interstate-Trucker Radio Network) in 1994 and have continued to grow nearly coast to coast ever since. Currently as HazzardAyre, is heard through syndication and regionally on organization owned stations throughout the Mountain West region.

Our home though where we started went dark in 1998 and as it is now a revival is under way. I left Evanston Wyoming to come here to do this, I don’t back down and if it takes doing some incoming syndicated programming to get us on air fine.

As far as the model pin up thing, if these gals think it’s a one time gig I have news for them. If they got on board, and did a good job, the club, both clubs would have them doing feature shoots all year long. Imagine $800.00 every other month for only 8 hours of work. Not too bad for a few extra bucks huh?

If that takes importation from Utah from an agency fine, do it, get it done, move on. Some things are not going to wait, including the club. Called two of the new applying talent, no answer, excuses and screening of the number to call them. Question is why inquire if you not going to go ahead on the gig? It’s not like buying a used ride. The club is too well established to be played with. We only hold that door open of opportunity once. Once its closed, its closed.

Going out to pitch the studio in the mall gig in the morning again. Why there?

Next time on HazzardAyre.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
--Henry David Thoreau, 19th-century American essayist and nature writer

Romans 14:8“If we live, we live for the Lord; and if we die, we die for the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.”

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Unfinished business first before withdrawl of forces.

There are some projects that need to be completed before our grand exit, from the greater Twin Falls/Tragic Valley area by the Knytes-of-Anarchy.

First , understand the Knytes was founded in Hagerman in 1982 with 15 grassroots, kountry southern culture minded gearheads at the then Polish Palace, now Snake River Grill. This means although today shallow the roots of the club are here. Thus it was decided that while we are in the process of selling off one of our three radio signals in the Buhl and West-Point Idaho area we are retaining two, the one in West Point and our original signal in Buhl. Those two radio .stations will be completed and put on the air within a few months shy of this time next year. Meaning all the sweat I and the limited radio committee has put in will not go for nothing. If ya’ll thought HazzardAyre Radio was leaving, think again.

Second the honorary memorial for the club at the door and on the wall of The Snake River Grill will be erected in October on the 31st birthday which just so happens to be the day, we had our first meeting there in 1982 and yes it is Halloween . Be watching here for more on that.

Last is the Hazzard Nationals-aka/DukesFest West. The largest even of its kind ever to be in the area since 1975. When our first big gearheads , cb-radio , truckers jamboree hit that year in Filer at the Twin Falls Fairgrounds. Next year just as then right at 250,000 people will crowd the grandstands and area to witness the classiest as well as the most home grown hot rods, bikes, trucks and experience southern culture ever.

With some top named entertainers on a full soundstage like you have never seen before. The event will roll out next fall just prior to or slightly after the Twin Falls County Fair, keep checking here for dates.

What the Hazzard Nationals will promise is Twin Falls itself will swell to just over 300,000 people that will be eating, sleeping, and experiencing the hopefully hospitality of Twin Falls unlike this town has had in years. Just hope Twin Falls is ready. And that locals who had their thumb up their nose, concerning doing business with and being of assistance to the Knytes, will not be so stuck up. Maybe a few of those coming might want to put up a extension of one of their companies here. The proceeds of the Hazzard Nationals will go to the Shriners Hospital for Children in Salt Lake City and Bo Duke’s Miracle Network Children’s Hospitals.

More news in the PM, headed up to the fire line, maybe tonight I’ll get some sleep, last night I was up until 06:00 with the city of Twin Falls’ street and public works department having the audacity to be doing work that started at just 01:30 hours. I still think the city ought to give each resident within a 5 block radius of that $30.00 or at least the value of 3 hours of missed work due to missed sleep, at the rate of $10.00 an hour.

Until this afternoon,