Dealing with Mr. Hangover

So went to this meeting preve eve at 18:00, for the AyreWolvez and with our High Council, to discuss what we might do for the upcoming AyreShow in Tooele.

Now I had promised myself I would not consume any mind altering drinks , but if anyone knows , when you get a bunch of Marines, especially Marine aviators in a place with an open bar, the suds are going to pour like the dredged rain we’ve been having.

By the time I got home I was in no condition to go on air, so watched the movie Wolf on Wall Street, took some Goody’s and I’m about ready to head for bed.

Now then my oath of promise stands , I’m no longer in the visual female model talent business any more. Except for one that is on a pending interview . Some gal by the name of Sarah, that said she’d be over today, but wasn’t, that says she’ll be over today, outside of her I’m hiring the visual model talent through Vickie and TMG, I don’t have the time, nor desire to keep thrashing over people who say they’re serious, take up my day when I can be productive elsewhere but never shows or has some kind of excuse. At the talent fees(wages) we’re paying, its go or get off the commode. If your wanting to be eye candy for the AyreWolvez and/or the Knytes-of-Anarchy, you call Vickie, become one of her talents and she’ll call me. I’m no longer involved. The only interviewing and hiring I’m doing is on air radio talent, engineers, and IT Computer staff. Past that I am getting too old and my nerves too frazzled to fuss over women who can’t get their heads out of their anus long enough especially those that want to break into the TV ad Model business as well as feature acting, to at least show up when they see a posting for our media firm.

People don’t seem to understand that Mr. Weather in Utah, can change at the drop of a earwig getting stepped on. One week or even a few days its near 90 degrees, the next it could be barely 60 degrees, rain, wind, and snow in the high country, like its been the last three days here.

When I hire someone to be on camera, I need them to interview, show up the next day or two, help write the script so their comfortable with it, rehears all moves, poses everything so that within a week or so the thing can be put on video, edited and out to those that need it. Likewise so it can be put on our websites, on our banners and on our TV ads. I don’t have time to be a babysitter nor a crisis counselor. You work for Confederate Steele Media, you best be here to work, or you will not work for Confederate Steele Media much longer after that.

I had one of my Marine fly pals ask, just how do you determine who is serious and who isn’t? Simple answer. The gal that walks into the Wolf’s Lair or even an open call audition, wearing nylon hose, that works into the conversation the toew kiss,>without a bunch of questions, and makes sure my lips and nose get on her hosed toews before she leaves is the one I know is serious. She is then the kind of free , unassimilated rebel gal that I am looking to put in front of a lens to put on TV and in print as well as on our websites etc. It’s that same kind of a rebel gal that I’m looking for on air as well. In all my years of running this part of the production team, there has been 4 that has came out of the sandpile, with the kind of free spirit that we look for.

The first was Claressa , Bro’s XOL, the next was a gal from Emmett Idaho, named Cynthia, who sent me a Polaroid snap shot, I took LexiBelle up to Boise from Pocatello, met her, went and looked at threads, and had the thing shot in a week.

The second gal, was Robin , Miss Long Haul(Dixie-Diesel)1993, she found our two line ad in a farm newspaper, showed up, went through a week and a half training run, and now does feature work for two major ad agencies out of Madison avenue in NYC at just over $20,million a year. And the fourth, is of course our Nurse GoodBody, Erin>with the only question on the phone where are you and whether I wanted her wearing stockings or pantyhose. No multi faceted questions, just two basics.

Erin above all was the most excellent that I hold as the example of excellence. She would come over on snow covered roads from Jerome to Gooding, do a show, and even went so far as to help me with a personal financial crisis. There was no project she did not take on with the goal to finish and make it perfect. Her husband, kids and I got along so well, that her Aussie husband at the time made us lunch, I especially the wrapped ham sandwiches and this organic root beer. She wasn’t spooked that the whole operation was in a tiny, one room office, in Gooding , she took us on as the club was, and accepted me as I was. And I didn’t have to change me, nor the program at all.

This was her, and the standard by which all others are measured. Oh what is Nurse GoodBody doing now? She’s doing just that working on her medical degree, plus being a PSR for Alliance family services, plus an occasional phone call to me. When I’m in Twin Falls we meet, she gives me advice over coffee. Dig this she always buys the coffee, although several times I offered to buy.

Any way, meds are taking hold, but if this Sarah wants to be part of us, she’d better get in here by Friday, more over today, or she can be like everyone else from here on in, She becomes a model represented by TMG out of Murray, and books to work for us through Vickie and the great and friendly staff.

But if you wondered where I was not on air now ya’ll know.

Until tonight at 23:00 See ya’ll on the radio.

TTYLY

I always say it, but I really mean it!

I always post on Facebook and elsewhere what a great show we had the previous night into early morning, but the truth is, I really mean it.

When we get call ins from many of you asking for tunes or discussing topics , it makes what I do behind the mic rewarding.

Last night however was not one of those nights. Oh the flow of calls and information was good, but I had two tapes that I had previously recorded that was supposed to run concurrently, problem was the pitch tones to the computer and back somehow got deleted so that did not go very well, but overall I do thing even with a few stubbed toews, show went well.

It could not happen with out you all tuning in, more over interacting, that’s what LIVE radio is all about.

Finally we have reached the decision, on the two gals from TMG we want, Rene~e , and Michele.

TTYL

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Change of venue?

There’s a point in the growth of a project when that growth is curtailed, by both pride and the realization that flat means one has no idea of what one is doing.

That realization has came into view on two areas. The first came Sunday morning after I attempted to post a note to Kat, and couldn’t. When I checked my Facebook spot, she had defriended me. Upon further investigation found that we were not her cup of coffee. A simple phone call would have been a courtesy but she apparently has no concept of how the talent bizzness works. So she’s history. Then here came another who is a 16 year old, who claims her girlfriend hacked her phone and posted she was interested in being one of our cover girls on the site as well as possibly doing some TV ads for it. A 16 year old? Is she nuts? Can you say jail? She did call, but that ain’t going to work.

Which is why I have made the decision to run all needs for on screen, visual lady talent through a great agency. I no more am in charge of that, Someone wants to model for us, they can go through Talent Management Group, in Murray .

I just don’t have the time for messing around.

With the condition now that is that both club management, and company funds completely in my palms I can finally delegate these projects to those who do this better than I do, allowing me to focus on the main three things I relocated from Twin Falls for and the other two if I can bring it together here.

The first is of course getting an advance flight rating through Upper Valley Aviation a partner of Salt Lake City Community College. The Second to build a super web based radio/TV station waiting for FCC approval for our terrestrial license for Randolph/Woodruff Utah. That includes getting the finest programming together possible and just calling Vickie down at TMG for the talent. Third, last but certainly not least, raising from the near grave AyreWolf Aviation out of the darkness. Bringing the reason I’m going back to air school to begin with.

Once those three things are done, then its re-energizing both Cooter’s A1 Toewing>  and of course Hazzard County Choppers in nearby at 80 miles away in Evanston Wyoming Hazzard County Choppers> but the main three are priority 1 right now, and I don’t have time to sit around a whole day , waiting for someone to show up for an interview, who when she does show up, ignored instructions and even made the meet and greet so short there is no way she could have made an educated decision. Much less, the 16 year old, she’s cute and all, but not really mature enough for our ads and needs. The one I’m choosing is a gal who came to our first open casting call, Michele Wilson. I thought that not only was she old enough for some maturity that’s needed here, she came dressed as requested. There were others there that I’m going to set another open call back casting session just after the 4th of July, and at the same time sign documents and put down the retainer. Since I’m confident that if I’m the director here and I can get 15 minutes on each talent I can gain some better impressions. But TMG is our talent agency now so all you aspiring and models that think you wanted to model for the Knytes/HazzardAyre, if you want to model for us, you need to go through TMG in Murray, since that’s who handles it now.

I’m grabbing something to eat then its on air at 23:00 hours. That’s 11:00PM for you none military folks out there.

TTYL

 

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We was then we ain’t

We was flowing then we ain’t, our webmaster left us high and dry without reconfiguring our streaming channel. Not cool, something to do with conflicting interests or some such, my thoughts are he got too many calls from outside sources or something. Funny I always thought it was OUR channel, not his. Oh well. His loss. Trouble is now I have to find a webmaster and someone who can do the coding. So we’ll be offline streaming wise for a few weeks.

My room mate is dragging his heels, no money no room, I hate doing that , but the two situations run together, Never ever trust anything from CraigsList. I found our webmaster that way, and he decided to drop out, now my room mate , so I’m done with doing anything on CraigsList.

Just so ya’ll know this shut down was not my fault, it was our webmaster. And until I can find someone equally qualified, HazzardAyre Radio online is shut off.

I’ll let you know when its up.

TTYLY

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This is a serious case of mis communication

Okay I awoke from a days rest that I really needed, since there is no meds here and trying to deal with some very real simpletons when I see our webmaster in San Francisco, a bit put out. So I’m going to try one more time to get this thing across.

First the club , is very real, I’m sorry there’s no group pic, but to get a full group pic now would take a lot of Department of Defense wrangling , because 80% of the club is deployed. Second the club is only about 10% MC, and 90% split between three interest's, Dukes-of-Hazzard/Southern Culture and history, Over the road trucks and the old skool trucking lifestyle as well as us in towing. And finally and it is the thing that pushes much of the club, we are a VINTAGE WARBIRD including HELICOPTER group. The MC thing is simply inferred. What took place in 2008 in a tiny house in Glenn’s Ferry, was one of those things we were grabbling for survival as far as the club, SOA was on TV, we decided with permission from Kurt Sutter to use the images if modified, and the last of it as Anarchy. Provided we’d give credit. While many of our members do ride bikes, and we as a group have always been welcome into the biker community, we are A TRUCK group, we believe in two full tanks of diesel, open road, a full paying load, good home down food, no cops, its 18 wheels and 80,000 pounds of steel. Beyond that the Knytes stay in the mix of the name since the club, is what we started at the Snake River Grill then called the Polish Palace when myself, Jimmy MacDonald, Lester Culbertson Junior, Steve Lawarson, Ron Adams, amongst 15 others sat down, and thought that now that we have a country hot rod shop, and since the General Lee , our General Lee was always at the shop, the Hazzard County Knytes was organized, officially in 1982. Our outlaw radio station went fully on air in April of 1983, and any body who doubts my General lee only need to call the Gooding County Sheriffs Office and speak with the Sheriff. More over if they want confirmation on the club, that too is a direction since the Sheriff is a Knyte.

So then our webmaster gets jittery, does not want to be bothered etc, so the thing goes, now what do we do? I’m not a techy, I turn a wrench and run a tow truck when I’m not behind the mic doing HazzardAyre Radio.

But if our webmaster has a problem, a phone call is much better than an email.

Now then his big gripe is with us doing the Anarchy thing. I thought we had, but I have also been saying that for as many years as that is or has been, there’s a bunch of pics, graphics with that on it, it’s going to take time to weed through and or modify this>into this>takes time, I only have so many hours in a day and as I said in three previous entries, HazzardAyre is great and all, my main focus is putting the pieces back together of Hazzard County Choppers, Cooter’s A1 Toewing, and AyreWolf Aviation from the move from Idaho here to Utah. That in many ways I’m beginning to regret. The fact that I thought our webmaster was cool with us, in building not only our radio project, which I discharged someone else so he could build the site, I moved to get a better pipeline here in Utah for a better stream. But then this today. I’ll say I’m very upset.

Now then Monday I go to Talent Management Group, pretty much as a last ditch effort to create images to put in the video side of the website. Thinking all is great, I come home, talk online with our photographer, but then we get a billion questions, such as what will the images be used for, I thought that was clear, how long would they be online, that is pretty clear, as long as we have the site, am I not making this very clear, or do I have to yell?

The fact that three of my personal rides are suffering from the move, lack of upkeep, one that sits in Idaho still and fortunately its at a club member and friends place is one thing, but I spent money that could have bailed her out of bondage(LexiBelle>) instead of a trip to SLC , for an audition that had in amongst 20 some odd candidates 4 that I could really use, this is getting to me. Now I sat in a old cabin on Fish creek Summit, with our founding 10 members 5 of which are our high council, I bled into a dish with a single candle and swore my loyalty and dedication to duty, strength,honor, and sacrifice to The Hazzard County Knytes. That was in 1982. I have spent countless amounts of funds doing that duty to and for the club. And while I’m not twerked at the club, all these outsiders are getting to me. I remember our one of 3 female voting members in Gooding sat with me on a cement step we talked, even she thought that doing KOA rather than HCK, was a big error, she has remained with us. I do not know how this could be put forth any clearer. I’m fully apprized of the situation of the Anarchy thing, and I am doing the best I can to scrub that and redoux much of it with HCK-{Hazzard County Knytes} but it takes time.

So if our stream goes foul, for a time the rest of you need to know we are looking for a new webmaster to take things over, and get this more in control of the club, not some outside entity.

TTYL

 

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--Elbert Green Hubbard

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If brains were dynamite Utahrds could not blow their nose,

Is the whole damn place idiotic?

I used to bitch about Twin Falls, Idaho being a 100 years in reverse at Warp speed, yet I will say Utah in many areas are going back 500 years at transwarp speed.

Here’s two examples, I get money to pay on the cable bill. I get to the office to pay the cable bill, the stupid fat Mexican bitch there could not even count money. She was crabbing about not enough money there, I hand counted each bill, plus the $50.00 that I gave her and I said $280.00 plus $50.00 is $330.00 . Did she not graduate from High School? Did she not carry even a 3.9 GPA as I did throughout school? If not how the hell did she get a job at Comcast? Did Comcast have pitty on her? Then just a bit ago, I go up to pick up my prescriptions. My Lithium, My stomach meds and my diabetic meds, that THEY called me and THEY said was ready at Smiths . I get there and only one that was unimportant was ready. Why call me if the damn things were not ready? Shit your better off if you can scam your way to do it, get an Idaho address, get Idaho’s Medicaid, Cash assistance and Snap Card. Then get your food here, but go to the Doctor in say Twin Falls or at least Burley. Sure it’s a long drive but the stress reduction of not having to go through plain bullshit, is worth the drive.

Needless to say I’m taking a trip to this Weber Human Services outfit and reaming someone a new asshole.

Then there was our audition the other day, how do you schedule up possible talent applicants to do a job of this magnitude , and the talent except for 3 are completely oblivious as to the core subject? It’s like someone taking a aviation check flight without them going to flight school. Or one of us in towing hooking up a rig without ever driving the truck. Is it that hard to research the club, the subject matter and why we are us online?

Stupid is one thing but complete idiocy is running at 80%. If our populations are to compete with those in other states and nations we need to do better in schools, not just High Schools, where its been determined that those from Asian nations are way more intelligent than standard American’s. Of course few can out do the Southern states, but can we as Confederate Marines bring some of our southern backwoods , shine making intelligence to the Northern Yankees that could not blow their noses if brains were dynamite.

Today was one of those days that if someone, ANYONE would have came to me and gave me the funds and give me my place back in Twin Falls Idaho or even Pocatello, I would have moved HazzardAyre and me back to Idaho at the drop of a hat.

It’s taken a freelance photographer, and his sweet wife to give us the advancements in our visual presentation assets , but I do say, I’m getting somewhat damp feet.

In the morning a med clinic up here is about to get their lunch handed to them, and with me off of my Lithium, that reaming will be deep.

TTYLY

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If your number one goal is to make sure that everyone likes and approves of you, then you risk sacrificing your uniqueness and, therefore, your excellence.
--Anonymous

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But are these fruits ready for pickin?

it’s a new day and I look at the simplest of true miracles, and how calming the sheer tranquility that the rain drops on the window sill bring. The Miracle of birth in a barn as a calf tries to stand on its legs. This is living, and something I truly miss. I gave up a lot moving to Utah. The one thing I will not give up as I did ye old General, I left that old boy in storage for nearly 2 years before I went to claim it, by that time the who ever done sold him. I could have sued, since the tow guy sold it without clear title. And the new owner couldn’t register him, thus might be why he sent a perfectly good hot rod Charger to the scrap yard. That will not REPEAT NOT happen to LexiBelle. Such sacrifices are what I did to move here to Ogden to further the radio gig, to further the clubs and our southern movements agenda, but there will not be the sacrifice of LexiBelle>I’ll be gall darned if that happens. So I’m busting hump Internet or no Internet to pay for her boarding but our webmaster says why don’t ya’ll send money to build the site, I’m broke , well not broke but close to it. I’m depending on this website and its corresponding radio gig HazzardAyre to build advertisers, and that means ratings and the begets listeners, and that begets, getting people to the site to tune in and that begets shelling money out for such things as domestic TV ads, enthusiasts publications. That requires something people can see and want to see. That requires female flesh by rides. The majority I can harvest, but the female flesh is a constant uphill battle. That’s why I’m open to just about, any source, for that, but what all needs to remember the club through me, are the creators. We say what is and what ain’t. Just like one Monday at the audition, when I said do you have problems with wearing nylons, her response, she will not wear them. My thought, sorry honey your gone. Like I said last time, this is not alacarte , you get what we want you to do or you don’t get the part.

Knowledge of our core is primary as well. Out of maybe 3 the rest did not know who Waylon Jennings was, had never seen Airwolf, had little knowledge of anything Dukes-of-Hazzard, and finally had never watched Sons of Anarchy. How can you go to work, much less enhance a club, and its website, if you don’t even know enough of what the club is about to enhance it to where its believable? Years ago this king of ignorance could be tolerated. As there was little in the way of the Internet. But if your going into an audition with our attributes, you should at least do your homework and dig up online some of what we’re all about. Some said they couldn’t find anything online of us, really? All one needs to do is Google HazzardAyre and you have two pages, The Knytes-of-Anarchy 3 pages, and the Hazzard County Knytes 5 pages. Then there was the worry about money. For goodness sake do the gig for the purity of the craft not the money. If your worried about a paycheck you will not do as well as if you put away the thoughts of finances. Any way, about to put this episode of HazzardAyre in the hangar, we will see ya’ll on the radio Wednesday night.

TTYLY

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
--Terry Pratchett

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