Bee CAREFUL OF OPEN SODA CANS, EARWIGS DO INVADE

Doing an on air radio gig LIVE can have some drawbacks.

Between the LIVE commentary sets I do barking and all there is the music sets.

During which I try to get something in my mouth that’s wet(no dirty pun intended) soda, juice SOMETHING, however 8 out of 10 times, getting to drink what EVER it is, completely before going into another talk set, I put the drink aside. Most times its safe. But a few ago, took a sip of my Mello Yello and found two unwelcome visitors partaking inside the can. First one of Utah’s treasured insects the hiney bee decided he’d bite me on the lip, then if that tweren’t enough, got a slight sting from a gall danged earwig, which seems to be in mucho plenty this year here. I swear insects are taking over. In 2008 it was flying ants, in Glenn’s Ferry. That’s a tiny berg just 36 miles south of Mountain Home. Not a bad town, but it’s a Payton Place Harper Valley PTA type place, make one goof up, and your condemned. Then after that in Burley it was fruit flys all over the damn place. Couldn’t kill em no matter how I tried. Kicks the crap out of a day to get a fly in your cereal. Then it was a invasion like Yankees into Atlanta of mice in my shop. After that last year it was Utah’s May Flys that decided to invade Tweaker Flatts.

Now this year its Earwigs.

Getting back to beverages. So I try to do up coffee. I have yet to be able to pour a hot cup of 100 mile black sea, (coffee for you none cb truckers out there) and have it still hot by the end of a set.

It’s either somebody who calls,(mostly telemarketers who can’t figure out my phone is that of a RADIO station) Which we now have two phone numbers one for Cooter’s A1 Toewing , 801-689-3044 that was somebody who never paid their bills, as there is still calls or messages there of 80, that has nothing to do with me. Why Comcast or any outfit can’t give you the number that belongs to you. Like how about say for example; 801-605-9653? Which would be good, since the last 4 digits spell WOLF as in AyreWolf? I had that in Idaho, they could assign that to me from CenturyLink, Syringa, Verizon all of them, but not big Comcast.

Its making Evanston look more appealing I can tell you that. Why? I checked with one of our partner gals at ALLWEST in Kamas Utah that serves Evanston Wyoming, they can get get me those last four digits?

Just once I need to be able to snag a beverage and drink it complete, so there.

As I close, looking back at things, I wished that two people had told me the truth in my inquiries in coming here. First would have been , there’s no office studio space here less than $300.00 a month, and two the guy who rented me this joint I live in. If they had done so, I’d have stayed put for a few months more in Tweaker Flatts(Twin Falls) and looked closer at both Wendover and or Evanston. On the flying thing yes that was the primary reason for relocation, but in that, I learned with my weight and all, I’m looking at 2 years at the shortest to get in the air or to get in flight school. So I’m stuck.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
--Robert Louis Stevenson

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Utah if you want me here, quit sticking your big stick up my six

I can remember back in November last year. I heard the cries of the Warriors here saying come to Utah. I heard from Tommy Pistone at first, since I been here for nearly 5 months I haven’t heard squat. Then there was that dickhead at PPC Realty, named Nate, oh sure you can rent this office, we’ll hold it for you, latty dah, bullshit,. Got here nothing in our price range, but I was already committed. Made Charlie pissed , me leaving, left a good job, plenty of money and a life albeit barely but a life.

Now $400.00 or $450.00 a month, is high as it is, but at least in Tweaker Flatts, Charlie had odd jobs I could do to earn, or odd, none emergency toewing I could do every once in awhile or piloting wide loads. I was doing something.

But love of club and here I am.

Looking over it, I should have went with my gut, took the places in SLC and that area, set up studio/station there, and commuted 3 times a week. But here I am.

So in putting it short to the Knytes and Wolf-Pack, you barked and howled for so damn long for me to come here, last year, if you want me to stay, its time to be of assistance, not servicing me from the rear.

I’m tired of getting the big stick in my six.

It’s like , I contacted KTVX 4 in SLC last week, inquiring about advertising, got some PDF forms but can’t write on PDF’s, but even so, I feel I got a hang up again. It’s like these TV ad people, hear once, but never respond again. Here’s a thought, if you don’t believe its real, get in your Toyota or urban box car, come up to the studio and freaking look. Shute I even invited one to lunch.

I fully believe in HazzardAyre. While still even now at its rebirth, going from syndicated satellite, to streaming local with soon to be terrestrial radio here, HazzardAyre delivers news of a different kind, that few northern Yankees ever consider. Oh sure the Utah’ns celebrate Lincolns birthday, but how about honoring Jefferson Davis’ (Confederate President) birthday. We honor the Yankee Memorial day, how about the Confederate Memorial day? Get where I’m going?

Sure this would be better in the southern states, but think, there are people with ancestors there that live here. Our children do not know the truth of the war of northern invasion(Civil-War) that conflict was not about slavery, racism, or that it was about Northern government inflicting all to higher taxes and the oppression of the southern people. That’s what started the fight.

There are graves, marked Name Unknown all over the south. Let’s honor that. So maybe next week KTVX, and its sales department can look past a pointed nose, and not spite their face and call us. Oh and reason Good For(Nothing) Utah 4? Because CH-4 runs METV, if it were not for that, I’d not even be shaking that tree.

The next stepS ?

Next time here on HazzardAyre,

again though Utah, if you want me to stay after you begged so much, its time to quit sticking me up the six, and give something to put down an anchor.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.
--Mark Twain

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wHAT SOME THOUGHT wAS DEAD IS VERy mUCH aLIVE

First of all I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion concussion, that I need to get me a new secondary computer. Preferably desktop, since what I have is pretty much getting eaten or is that ate with music and streaming software. Meaning if I want to look up news etc, the thing is stuck. In essence if I kick in the Procaster for Livestream, Procaster takes over the entire computer. Okay.

So while I had a few I was looking over the broadcast historical knowledge pages, and very little is there on the old station KNAK, no sound bytes no nothing, so I’ll deliver some news you can use.

1550 the old KRGO will now hail as KNAK . That’s right KCPX’s old nemesis is back with the power of Hazzard County, and will begin rolling out from the west in 4 months.

We got turned down for Woodruff Utah, but to our west, and I’m not at all sad about this, but just over the northwest border of Utah, on the hind leg of Idaho in Malta is license space. Which will be home to resurrected KDXB FM .

In the meanwhile other locations are being located to establish a southern bred Rebel radio network in the Mountain West. Watch here for details.

However the point here is this, of all the stations out there, that is and was, why is the history of KNAK forgotten? Some of the most off the wall music in Utah could be heard there. It wasn’t until KNAK played such tunes as BloodRock’s DOA or Little Black Egg, that KCPX felt easy enough to play it. It’s a Mormon fear thing. The ongoing fear here is, its best to hold off a few fans(advertisers) rather than be boycotted by the abdomininable Church. Although these days that sentiment is less than it used to be.

In closing, I’d like to put this out to all those who were ever part of either KRGO, or KNAK, to get in touch.

TTYLY

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Even NASCAR has bad days

The race under the lights at Daytona is under a serious rain delay.

Nobody came by to look at the room here, I’m still going to rent it to the right person, but I need to get to know that person first. I’d rather not rent it, if I have to go through what I did with the last roomy.

When my last roomy showed up, he showed up with only a fraction of the money needed to move in. I discounted it $100.00 plus allowed some time so he could pay the last months rent. Okay fine I have compassion. The landowner here did that with me and me sub-renting the room will do the same, something to do with paying it forward. However, had I not had my back against the wall money wise and being in a rush that day to go to a talent audition session in salt Lake City, I might not have been so understanding, no money, no move in.

I’m not really that hard to live with. I do my radio show overnight, mostly because the pipeline over Comcast is a bit wider bandwidth wise, so streaming at speed is easier. Plus being on air with people is an intimate thing. Few radio personalities want other people in the studio itself. Even co-anchors. Co-anchors come in once I feel comfortable with them just as I do room mates. That speaker to their Ipod etc is in their ears in very special places, from the bedroom to the bathroom, to their truck to their aircraft. When I’m there on air its me and them. It’s like I’m blowing in their ear its both romantic and personal. My point is to be as good as it can be.

Which is why the who that carries these shows of HazzardAyre, had better be better than best or I’m just spinning wheels, with no traction. The foundation of the Knytes is very simple, everything is done with Marine, aviation military precision. If we can’t achieve that in everything we do, from the website, to the online radio show to an AyreShow or custom truck show, we just will not do it.

The people that we deal with had better be able to measure up to that standard, if not we’re soon looking for something else or someone else.

I have explained and we’ve been told this by industry leaders, HazzardAyre, has the ability to be for web based radio what Facebook is to web based social media.

You can only be the best if you work with the best. If your working with people that just take it casually, your end product is going to look and smell just as bad. Be that as it may. Two great eye openers, and this might be the better way to aim efforts. The old facilities and all of what used to be Kountry Kargo here in Utah is up for grab, we grabbed that. The frequency and all that goes with it. Which means not only going radio online, but radio over the air.

The time that HazzardAyre operates will soon be only a piece of the pie, Dixie-Diesel Trucker Radio is on the boards, as well as Highway Hooker Radio, the only radio on any station in the nation for those who tow. Likewize good old Farm Kountry Radio will be on from 06:00AM to noon. The only farm based radio with farm information in Utah.

Of course, AyreWolf Aviation Radio and the rest will be on. Wont say the call letters yet, but its just about like KDXB(Dixie-Broadcasting) but that’s a teaser.

But as much as we want it to be perfect there are times things go ary, computer networks go goofy, or down completely, software gets messed up between us and Livestream, etc, likewise, as I said, even NASCAR has rain delays and bad days, but in each, we eventually get the job done.

So to all those looking to be my room mate, best get here and get your reservation in, or your going to be forgotten in the dust.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to fly.
--Julie Andrews

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All for the love of the Brothers and Sisters

Well last night did not go very well. At about 17:30 hours Friday night tried to fire up HazzardAyre on grand Livestream.com except for one problem, program stream ran just about 20 minutes and cut off. So thinking its just Livestream, went to go online. Found out I wasn’t completely online, although modem was working and all, my computer and the web were not connecting. Made one call to Comcast, which was really for residential, rather than business, some guy who was Indian, not Apache, more like Bangladesh, answered . So after telling him the map number of one modem, the phone modem, which had nothing to do with Internet, the damn thing still didn’t work, so went next door, had a burger with Dave, chatted a bit, then I trucked home.

Dave pounds beers like I do Chiclets, but I can’t anymore for umpteen reasons, mainly because being in toewing, I have to be ready to go at a moments notice, I can’t be snorkered responding to the scene of a tow, drunk or even with a buzz.

Second, too much beer any more reaks havoc on my stomach and gives me the near upchucks, and third, Dave’s brand of brew is the kind of brew one gets to get plastered, me I like beer that has a taste that is good, not just barley fizz water,.

So then came back here in the Roadhouse, same Internet thing. My suspicion is that somewhere along the line, from a fire or something Comcast was down somewhere. Even though I was online the throughput was just not getting from point A to point B, makes you shudder at molecular transport over Comcast, your ear might end up near your pecker.

So called Comcast again, went through the bit of the automated answering service, got finally connected.

Guess what? A Mexican gal this time. Still no speaka the Española, I’m not being racist here but damn it, if you live and work in America SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH, or stay in your own nation.

still no answers.

Finally at 03:00 I got in touch with someone that speaks AMERICAN ENGLISH, and its working okay now I think.

But damn it.

So for those who expected me at the fireworks ride tonight, it was me at the Roadhouse getting HazzardAyre back up.

On the subject. Found another outfit , that is geared more for radio than TV, so am looking into it, but also sent a trouble ticket to Livestream. If Livestream can’t or wont fix this thing, we’re going elsewhere.

Just remember its For the Love of you, my trucking/toewing brothers and sisters as well as you in uniform around the world I do this for.

Will try another broadcast at 23:00 Saturday night.

TTYLY

Quote of the Day:
The secret pleasure of a generous act Is the great mind’s great bribe.
--John Dryden

Isaiah 12:4“In that day you will say: “Give praise to the LORD, proclaim his name; make known among the nations what he has done, and proclaim that his name is exalted.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Killing Kats pop went the pussy

Dogs are caught, and sent to death if not licensed, but kats no. The dang things are all over the place

breeding faster than an LDS couple after marriage. So what do you do?

Sure you can trap em, take em to the pound, where Animal control is going to put em to sleep, so why spend the money?

So My neighbor and I popped a few, after some barley pop. Silent but deadly.

Now don’t say I’m being cruel here. Like any critter, who is not YOUR pet, or MINE, and uninvited , the dang felines are all over the place, brazened enough to breed right in front of you.

Sure I can see keeping a few if only two around to keep the mice population in a state of control, but when that feline population grows faster than an Ethiopian village, you need to take the God given gift of superiority and send the putty kitty to the promised dimension.

HazzardAyre Radio returns next Saturday. We’re still working out some details on both facility, equipment installations and studio operations.

I’ll be on , on the 5th but for only 2 hours or so at a time.

The body is not performing to its best. Had all intentions of going to Layton to see fireworks, but my sugar levels are all over the place, but Phil says he’ll call around 22:00 and take it from there.

TTYLY

 

Quote of the Day:
Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
--Will Durant

Psalm 33:12“Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, the people he chose for his inheritance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Independence and liberty has not yet been achieved

For many it’s a day of celebration for so called freedom for oppression. The reality is for many there is still no real freedom, liberty or relief from oppression, or tyranny .

From the time of the truce at Appamadox to today, many from the southern states are still feeling in bondage and loss of both ideals, and sense of any kind of self worth.

Loss of love of God, gave way to the championing of political favors for immigration of both those in need and release of terrorists, that can and will invade this nation.

For myself and the Knytes, until this flag> can fly with this one> with respect , and honor, then the 4th will be a day of celebration for true independence. Until then for myself and the Knytes, the 4th of July, is just another day.

TTYLY

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