What I did this evening is really what I moved back to Hazzard for and yes now My General is official he made his first jump

Okay true got a few 
milking machines before the cows, but after scarfing down a grease burger and fries and swallering a MnT Dew, I decided to get a bubble out of the General, so cruised down to Hazzard. Got there pulled into Ziggy's there which used to be the Motor Inn course there ain't been no motel rooms there for a couple of eons. Washed my window and took out of town towards West-Point. Detouring past the old homestead, saw not much going on there, further investigation is needed. Crimson's guy said at dinner that he wanted to have it a sure thing this model stuff Now if someone wanted proof that I and the club is real, all one would need do is go look. Yes that big house was ours, that big fat 300 acres of prime farm land was ours and the money we rather I get from harvest from thereof, is not proof, then short of the return of Jesus, wouldn't prove it. 
So off down the old road, the feeder pipe under the road that still offers just enough lift at 60mph, gave me and Johnny a bit of a uplifting experience. Yes this is Hazzard. Or at least as much of an identical place as what ya'll saw on The Dukes. Hagerman got the nickname Hazzard Idaho in 1984 and like it or not still shows its ready to be rejuvinated again. Coming out of the Quail housing project, was looking elsewhere and if not for Hazzard driving experience the General and us might have been toast. As it is there's some serious black marks on that pavement. Saw the old Boars Nest, it does look nice. 
What I have noticed though is that for all these doubting sisters and upcoming prospects to the Club, if you doubt, lets go look, I'll show you its deffinately worth your time.
So coming home , stopped off at this turn out, shut off the General, popped open a Bud, and Johnny and I looked into the sky, and I remembered, that beyond the Knytes, beyond the tush's for poster pin up girls, and all of that, the cow smells, the hay smells, its this open sky, this is why I moved back to Hazzard.
TTYLY

On the 30 yard line but still have a very long distance to get to the goal line

Last week this time I was all aflutter putting the ad projects in line and life looking good. A person with drive and ability and all in the command seat of the modeling talent recruitment and training, so I could get my body headed into the direction of building bikes and going toewing, but that was last week. Since Sunday that I skipped Church for, some major talent find pow wow's and all and it comes to pass, that about the only talent we have is Crimson. The rest have pretty much bugged out. Now I know that once the locals here see Crimson on billboards just outside of town, and on TV both local as well as on Velocity, on our big rig truck customizing TV show etc, coming direct from here in Wendell, and of course Hazzard, the rest of the hold back honeys will be begging for a spot in our menagerie. As it is guess what ? Its Crimson and I. 
I was naive in thinking that in just what 5 years attitudes and all would change here in our area. More over thinking that just because It's us in both the Knytes and the WolfPack, were the foundation of the casting. Many forgetting there was an era that the clubs and I together could buy and sell the entire county, and many places outside of it. The fact that many fat cows from Governor Otter to The Simplot's gained much of their financial wealth, from the Montgomery Foundation. The growth that this valley has had in the last 15 years or even longer than that came directly and indirectly from the Knytes/WolfPack and or Montgomery Foundation. All these Quick Response Medical Units were started by myself and the Knytes. That fancy ass'd fire station, in Hazzard itself, 80% of the bank on that came from the Montgomery Foundation. The fact that two corrupt politicians  a county tax money bean counter and a real estate broker, stole my home near Hazzard, I have never complaigned about. However there is payment due, and favors that need to be paid up. I'm in this cute little house now, and I ain't going anywhere. This now is my home, but simple things like the radio station, talent agency and promotion gigs for my shop, toew service and yes the Club, need to be honored. So all these stuck up little twats, put away the shield of your so called sweet lies, and put nylons on your thighs and get up here and do photography for the Knytes/WolfPack Guys.
TTYLY

Bad News and even more crappy news,

Just when you get used to a product and really love it to the obsession stage, corporate bigots pull it from the shelves. Maybe its time for Coke and Pepsi just sell Coke and Pepsi, and no longer sell side drinks, like Mountain Dew, or my precious Dewshine . Heard the news from Pepsi direct, they have pulled it for good. Now this may not be a big thing, but consider this, at the SuperBowl this year when Lady GooGoo, was doing her concert during half time, did you notice in her hand, a bottle of yes you got it, Dewshine. With that kind of gesture that Pepsi, would have woke up there. Considering the bad pr they got over some ill placed TV ads. But nope no more Dewshine. However all is not lost, if more people called Pepsi at 1-800-433-2652 and said they wanted the product back, it'd be back. This is not the first time that I've experienced this. Back in 2004/2005 I was hooked on Mello Yello. A Coke product. All of a sudden no Mello Yello. However one store owned by a former Utah area Coke executive, got my Mello Yello, over in Morgan Utah. I would drive the equal distance of 80 miles, (40 each way) to get my Mello Yello. Maybe that seems extreme but when I want something I will go the distance to get it. Pepsi says Dewshine wasn't selling very well. Duh? Was there ever any kind of ad or promotion push on the sweet beverage? Those long necked glass bottles with that pure necture, was good and not gassy. It didn't taste like anything else. 
HazzardAyre Radio and the Knytes-of-Dixie(aka Iron Knytes Association) are rallying to the cause of bringing this great product back to the shelves. Join with us and help to bring back and preserve Dewshine.
Call Pepsi's corporate offices at 1800-433-2652 tell them you want Dewshine back.
Okay then, the slogan of NAPA know how ought to be NAPA Auto Parts don't know nothing, no how no way. Went to our local NAPA Auto Parts store today for a very inexpensive battery charger, There was one alright, at $138.00 and it wasn't very fancy at all. Drove up the street to Orieley's and guess what? $50.00 and I was on my way, hooked up to the Mini wolf, and getting the job done. Went over to Perkin's Auto shop here, with Nate not being able to get at it, and all so in Mini Wolf goes in there to get the oil leak fixed,(hopefully this time) So I can get at this move thing. 
But hey this is not the only way today my day was messed up.
Went in early this morning as I reported on Wolf With a Blog, to Walmart to buy a battery for LexiBelle. Found the battery, bought it, went out removed and replaced, then trucked into town with the old core, only to find I had to wait damn near a half hour to get waited on. This was a simple core return and a whopping $12.00 . None of the old farts in there trying to be technicians knew how to get me a core return refund, they had to call an assistant manager in to the service desk in Tires& Batteries, and even he had to call a supervisor to take care of me, when I explained that me being retained there for a half hour was costing me business, I told them they could pay me $40.00 or a half hour of my time of $80.00 a tow. The little fart knocker, just brushed me off, but watch who I don't go, to get something simple done. None of those old farts are ever going to get under the hood of anything I own. 
Just complete stupid. Must be that nuclear testing in Nevada years ago, must have effected the gene pool here.
Any mile, call Pepsi and lets at least save Dewshine.
TTYLY

Bad NEWS: HazzardAyre Radio will be off the air for two weeks, Good News, We'll be back on Mothers Day

The bad news: HazzardAyre Radio will be off the air on Spreaker.com until mid May. Seems there is an unsolvable problem with a feedback loop that can't be corrected without a ton of investment in alternate hardware, although the audio works on Livesteam.com and others. So May 1st , we'll be cancelling our service with Spreaker.com . I will say Spreakers one tech guy tried, but he as admitted was no audio engineer. However the GOOD NEWS, we'll be back on air on both LIVE365, as well as on Mainstream.com next month, as well as on Livestream.com at www.livestream.com/hazzardayre   . As well as on www.livestream.com/hazzardlyfe I'll let you know when and where. My expert advice to Spreaker.com is, why not put up a notice that says something like this: SPREAKER.COM good for hobbiest podcasters , not for professional use. 
More importantly having contract or at least audio engineers that can solve problems in the pro broadcast field. More over base the blooming company in the United States. Not France.
More details in the morning, but I will say this, we'll keep Spreaker.com but only as a severe emergency back up, not for our main source. The work around I found was to do all my shows on tape and music on CD's from an external audio source, and not use Spreakers, playlist on Spreakers console.
TTYLY

Wanna chase away a bad ghost? Get Adam, and once again back in part on Livestream.com

Wanna chase away a troublesome spirit or ghost? If you live in or near Etown Wyoming, get Adam, my complex managers son, who now pilots a rig for Knight-Swift. That kid can get out his smell purtty sticks and all and the spirits take a long walk elsewhere. See the folks that built the Wentworth Apartments here don't read history, since they missed this, but this entire piece of real estate was once a Native American buriel site as well as where that ancient gold miner lost his wife and son and himself when Butch Cassidy shot him right where the Wentworth now sits. Yes way down deep those bodies reside. Their spirits no longer hide and want revenge. So they learn what they can, by reading and some know how to use a computer since many mornings I walk into the studio and find my trusty old Dell activated. Even after I have completely shut it down. 
Okay then; if ya'll want a real Ghost Buster, call Adam. 
Had to do something I really didn't want to do, but in the thoughts of preservation of all things HazzardAyre Radio I had to. I downloaded and reinstalled my software for Livestream.com . I really didn't want to go back to that platform, but the inability of the tech crew at Spreaker.com to solve a troublesome problem involving THEIR software ie their console interlink, the problem is a severe echo, that was costing us audience. So while I'm still there, its do up shows on Livestream, tape them and reair on Spreaker.com . I suppose still although the technology should be perfected by now since the idea of a webstream radio station, has been around since 1999,(wish we would have discovered it back then) yet with a half dozen streaming services, the streaming industry is still playing catchup. Don't get me wrong even a good country band has a few clunkers, but if your going to charge for a product it should be ready for primetime rather than a beta product, masking itself as a pro broadcasting streaming service. Read that LIVE 365 is back up, going to look into that on the 1st, when there's cash in our stash. I gave Spreaker until Monday or at least next week to get it together or say good bye to the Knytes and HazzardAyre/KDXD AM KSOA FM. Sure Livestream for the low cost of zero gives me only three hours, but if I can get 3 hours of near no trouble broadcasting online, at least that's 3 hours I can bill. I'd rather enjoy building a 3 hour show that I can air that all can hear without a tech goof up, than having to all the time do engineering and not being able to create. Spreaker.com comes with its own interface software console, as long as you don't use the Playlist feature it works fine, but activate that Playlist feature and you might as well be broadcasting from within a metal pipe. 
So find us on all our old Livestream channels as well as still on Spreaker.com  
Taking overnight in some resting our sweetheart from Vegas is on her way up here. Can't wait, hope she's wearing stockings. Any way catch all on the radio tonight into Sunday morning.
L8R Aviators.

When a lady Mormon missionary captivates your mind

This is a subject that most likely hasn't or haven't been wrote or talked about.
While it's not too common for a woman to get the warm fuzzy feelings over a male LDS Missionary, its most likely not discussed when the reverse of that occurs. However I am being compelled to carve this out as I shed my threads and get ready to hit the rack, and unloading a very long day. 
Tuesday afternoon after I ventured over to our property managers office to gripe about the lady unloading her cig smoke, in her domicile, I stumbled upon two of our local residing Missionaries, of two young ladies spreading the gospel, of Jesus Christ, and opening some eyes as to the true faith on this Earth.  Now as it just so happens , one of these Missionaries was pretty much generic looking, but the dark haired one was a more than average in a good way looking Missionary, who had some kind of strawberry, candied perfume on that utterly rose my attention level a few points. Don't know if it was that, or if it wasn't perfume, but that of her hand cream or something, but it sure smelled Heavenly none the less. What bothers me a bit, is the fact that I would even have any kind of romantic or similar feelings of a young lady out, doing the Lords work. Is it wrong that I should have these feelings or since after all Missionaries are human. As such of age and why not have visions? It troubles me that a 59 year old man that is more of a fence sitting Church member to begin with, should be viewing one of these walking angels with a none church eye. Maybe it is the fact that for many years since Janice left me, I have prowled the bad and good lands of the Mountain West alone, and solo, that companionship beyond anything physical is not only welcomed but craved. Given that at least here in Etown there isn't many women to connect with in my age demographic. Most here are burly women, that for climatic conditions gain weight and look like small bears, or are way too old or extremely too young. Now the LDS Church, has problems with the thing of socializing anymore. Once you hit a certain age there are few places to gather fellow LDS members in a way to meet a suitable lady, that is or is near being Temple ready. This was one of the main issues with Shelly and I, she just wasn't in a mindset, to jump in a fire of meeting with Missionaries and becoming a member of the church. This is one of my main requirements of any kind of mating. 
But the question is; and I'm still struggling with this: Is it okay or blaspheme to consider a female Missionary as one to court? 
Okay two more items that have came up.
The Hazzard(aka) Knytes-of-Dixie has considered and mandated me to move over and command the Ayre wing of the organization, aka the AyreWolvez Military Aviation Association. This will not change much of my duties, however my focus will be more on flying rather than the MC as well as the Iron Knytes Association. Bottom line instead of planning biker rallies , I'll be more into producing ayre shows. That is Airshows. 
The last here. I have noticed that there is a terrible echo on our spreaker.com/ayrewolf cyber-radio broadcasts. This is something that we are working on. As such , want to welcome our new systems engineer to the WolfPack, his name is Timmy. 
See us on the radio,
TTYLY

When your Missionaries smell better than you do and coalition banning together to thwart intellectual thefts on facebook

Early in my years in our Church, the idea of female missionaries was unheard of. I'm sure there was some, but I never knew any different. However here in the Shangrala of ETown Wyoming, we have a set of female Missionaries that of one is a rather super fox. Member or not, there ain't many male corpuscles worth their conoles that would refuse taking lessons from these two especially the curly dark haired one. She did the usual customary hand shake, don't know what bubble gum flavored stuff she had on her hands but dang they sure did smell purrtty, and now my right paw smells flowerly as well. 
Okay then was reading in one of my trade publications, of a coalition getting up some steam out of Washington State, on thwarting the intellectual theft on facebook. 

 Seems some photographers, film studios, models and actors acctress's are bitching about the unauthorized use of their images in and on some questionable pages and posting in some groups. From what I read this coalition is planning a big class action law suit against both facebook for allowing it as well as the individual posters. This coalition is also aiming at Pinterest as well./ Don't own the pic? Didn't create the pic or post, best not post it as the fake news and copyright police are out in droves. They plan on taking down as many sites as they can. As an example; did you notice that if your using Google Chrome, that the old logos at the bottom of your blog posts no longer have the ways to instantly post the your entries? Same with YouTube, if you can't prove you own the content, you'll get tons and tons of warnings to not use copyrighted music. After awhile if you do , you either get banned from YouTube or your content does, or it gets restricted. That's why I don't post our radio shows on YouTube anymore. Even though as a bonefide broadcaster, that pays north of $2,million a year for use fees, still who do you call to say your mistaken? You can't its a big hasstle, so why bother? 

Got in touch with Alesha last night. Don't know if it was a fluke, but she sure has a sweet voice, watch and tune in for her on upcoming HazzardAyre Radio shows. Can't wait till she gets here this weekend. Just hope she smells as sweet as the Missionary. 

TTYLY