The blind and deaf Yankee’s

Today started like most, woke up way to early, at least much earlier than most urbanites and it would seem as ruralites are following their urban counterparts. Since both it seems is getting lazier. So I was hauling more of my stuff to Burley, for future distribution once I settle on a suitable location of the next Wolf’s Den, and was tuned into KLIX-‘s Top Story show, that one of my mentors in radio hosts on KLIX AM 1310, out of Twinky Flatts. They were talking about the thing of nobody showing confirmation photos of the shooting of Osama Bin Laden. Kelly is right, I want to see for sure. Not saying the bastard ain’t dead, but just like many celebrities and Osama for better or worse is a Celebrity, but many they claim that are belly up , I think are on some island somewhere where, Mr. Roark of Fantasy Island fame is hosting these people, for re-entering society at a more politically proper time.

If Bin Laden is dead , great, if not , I have a loaded 12 gauge sitting here, with no hesitation of plugging the bastard, hell Bin Laden is nearly as ignorant as a Yankee is, and son that be bad.

So was haulin, and discovered that tit would seem all too many old farts, were out in their 15 year old Buicks and Oldsmobile’s. At 20 or less mph, using both damn lanes and not giving a shit if those behind , might need to get somewhere. Hey I have great respect for my elders, but damn it, if your too old and feeble to drive the posted speed limit, get off the damn road. Of course its not just the old farts. Some farmers do this as well, and even worse, see their damn neighbor and stop right damn near in the middle of the road. Makes one just want to slam on binders with the jake roaring, then when the fuzz asks why, tell the fuzz , hey if I hadn’t drawn up the jake those two old farmers would have been squished.

So just out of Hansen headed out through Murtaugh, to Burley on old 30, here was a preview of the Hazzard County fall Parade, IDOT decided to stripe the road. Which is okay, but the damn foreman in the new escort truck should have seen the some 7 cars and two big trucks behind the paint truck, and had the paint truck pull the frig over so we could all get by. Shit the Idaho drivers handbook sezz, if any vehicle is traveling at a slower pace than the rest of the normal flow of travel/Traffic, and delaying more than three vehicles, they are required to PULL OVER so we can get by. Of course stupid drivers, stupid Yankee’s.

Of course once I got unloaded, and off to the Wayside for breakfast, the sexy owner honey owner there of welcomes, ye ole Wolf, with open arms and a hug, then some folks wonder why I’m burning up highway to get moved back there.

More L8R

Quote of the day:
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Going beyond the normal, start a Path.

So there I was, watching the TV, yesterday and for lack of programming, caught the tail end of the extended version of the Today Show With Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford. So apparently, Hoda has the flu, so Kathie Lee was giving Hoda a foot rub with Vix Vapor rub. And my , either it was the camera, or the fact that Hoda has big , I mean BIG feet, with toes bigger than Ball Park sausages. I mean for heck sake if your going to show feet and toes, make em small. Like this>>>> Not gorilla feet. Hell , gorillas have better looking feet that Hoda does.

I can remember when showing women’s feet and toes in or out of hose, was a taboo. Ya’ll just did not see it. Reason, it takes real searching to find sweet feet , for TV stuff. Which is why I’m always on the look. See we do an update on our tag line for Dixie Toewing here that goes, we luv toews. Get it? Toew truck , toews. However when we began that in 1982 , it was unheard of and even, somewhat bordering on porn in many area TV producers in this area, to show toes, whether in or out of nylon hose, which I started that half of putting toes in nylon hose. I describe it this way. Some women’s feet like the wheels on a truck, look okay plain. Then there are those that look better chrome as far as truck wheels, or women’s feet in nylon hose. That little bit of primping makes the whole package looks good, chrome wheels on a truck makes the truck look better, nylons on the feet covering the toes on women makes them look better. Just enhances the entire look.

This is not the only thing we have done, but it shows , we at AyreWolf/HazzardAyre radio as well as the entire crew preserving all things Hazzard County and the Confederacy, is not afraid of Going beyond the normal, in fact going beyond where others fear to tread. We start paths. Its easy to follow ones already there, but starting a path takes courage. We have plenty of that.

By the Hazzard County highway, we are casting for a new crop of honeys for money to represent us on TV. Email us at ayrewolf@gmail.com , for details.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the day:
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Aneurin Bevan

2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Don’t believe everything you see on TV ! ! !

Don’t believe all you see on TV, not only the fictitious shows, but also the fictitious ads. Many ads you see on TV are from the open source market or what is called in the business of TV , fill in ads. Fill in ads are those of poor quality and do the direct sale pitch, as in the latest thingamabob from Telebrands , that is made very cheap, will not last, does not live up to the Money back guarantee yet is always the $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

I bring this to your attention because the radical gearhead crew here at AyreWolf Aviation/ Dixie Toewing are looking at kicking in gear a big ad project with only three TV stations in Idaho, coupled with a national campaign on RTV(Retro Television Network) . The three Idaho stations are KPIF Chubbuck Idaho, the eastern Idaho affiliate for RTV, KBOI CH 2 Boise, the Boise affiliate for RTV and FoX-35(if they ever call me) the local FoX affiliate, for Twin Falls, with parent station in Pocatello.

Some might ask why?

Two examples, even with our affiliation with Chucks bunch in TF, still I had the dreaded experience watching two competitors in Buhl today when those two toews should have been ours here at Dixie. One of the major reasons they might not call us as much as we’d like, even though we are not the new kid on the highway, still , some might not know we are the ones to call if someone needs a toew.

Now of course the reason we rather I do not do radio ads is I do my own radio ads o my own online radio station, and with KDXB about to hit the local ayrewaves, there are not a bunch of radio stations willing to give me a call back, however there is TV.

In the tragic valley, I will not give even the time of day to the local sub station of KTVB here as their programming is not what I watch and few others that I market to don’t watch KTVB much either, if they watch KTVB at all. Then there is KSAW the local sub station of the ABC station out of Nampa Idaho, once sister to KPVI in Pocatello years ago, when Ambassador media owned both. They never really pursued our account, so oh well. More money to spend on FoX 35.That is if they ever call me back. You’d think with two telephones both a cell as well as landline I could at least get a response. We see.

Now why push for the two RTV affiliates? Simple, RTV has a program line up that can cover both AyreWolf Aviation as well as Dixie Toewing. Consider this ; at 11:00 hours(11:00 AM) our namesake Airwolf is on RTV. Letting us target those into modified aircraft, that we hand build here at AyreWolf Aviation, later in the day, there is both the A-Team, as well as KnightRider which allows us to target our performance automotive gearhead customers as well as military customers. Of course on Sunday after NASCAR(Fox-35) most Sunday’s we can target our Aviation customers on two shows, Airwolf at 16:00 hours(4:00PM) as well as BlackSheep Squadron at 17:00 hours ( 05:00PM) . Added to that is the fact that RTV’s rates are hard to beat. As for roughly $350.00 a pop one can get a ad ran coast to coast. Meaning for what most in this area charge for prime time tv ads, on RTV I can run my ad to the point I can saturate the market as well as the region.

Now one might be wondering why with our affection with all things Dukes-of-Hazzard and SOA, that we are not on the local cable system. Those who read this blog knows. We tried , but they said our ads were to racy. But my thoughts on that if our ads are too racy, why not give us the standards so we could produce an ad or two that meets their requirements not just shut us off?

As far as the grand daddy, KMVT we tried, but hey , who watches KMVT? Except for NCIS and a few shows on Monday nights, I don’t watch KMVT or any of their channels which they aggressively acquired both the WB, any MYTV.

Many of the local TV stations I have tried to deal with sezz they have no interest in any customer that might upset the local predominant religion.(Mormons) which have nothing in reality against us. And I have talked many church senior officials and they have no problem with our ads. In fact , even though many local stations despise the concept of me smoochin a toe to play with two words, that are spelled different, are defined different , yet sound the same. Which is why I combine the two words into one, they being toe and tow = toew. Too many that is outrageous. Really, and not taking anything away here, but even FoX 35 that we are courting to be our local TV outlet, but last summer they did a promo for Syringa Cell phone company, that had a hot 20 year old something blonde gal,that the camera darn near was looking down her breasts, and many call my kissing a toe racy?

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Any mile, in addition to AyreWolf Aviation / Dixie Toewing, there is promotion for AyreWolfFM.com/ KDXB FM 105.7 here in Buhl, and KDXC FM 105.1 Malta/Raft-River Idaho.

This means big $’s for local affiliates, that actually give me a call back.

But getting Dixie Toewing in front of the potential customers is needed, that way more money can we make. Getting us out there during the FoX-35 local newscast as well as Star Trek Next Generation, gets not only us but the Knytes as well as SOK(Son’s of Kahless the prophet of the Klingon Empire) so membership can be increased, meaning more that think the way we do and need what we here at AyreWolf Aviation/Dixie Toewing , do.

What the rest do on TV do, though we will not do, claim what we can’t do, nor offer false promises that many others do.

What the spots will look like, whose producing them, and why a toewing service would go on TV? Next edition.

Stay tuned,

      

Quote of the day:
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them. - Paul Valery

2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Osama bin Laden Dead, Obamastylllyin still at large the mission continues !!!

It’s official Osama Bin Laden dead, by USA snypers.

ObamaStyllLyin still at large, the mission continues,

film at 23:00 hours if I can.

L8R,

Quote of the day:
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. - Arthur C. Clarke

1 John 5:14-15“This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. And if we know that he hears us—whatever we ask—we know that we have what we asked of him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

TV PREACHERS!!! SERVE THE LORD, Not Thyself

I remember as a young Wolf pup, sitting in the pew at the Church-of-Christ just outside of Wendell, hearing the words of old Seldon Shirley. He was the genuine deliverer of the word of God. He made you feel what he was telling you, and you knew that he practiced what he preached. The other great thing with Seldon was that he didn’t make you feel, like you had to pay a premium, to hear the Word of God.

Then you tune in to these TV preachers. Joel Osteen , and others who get up there under a big screen, in a HUGE arena Talking a great story, yet at the end of the day, all they really care about is a fat paycheck, and fame. Don’t believe me? Look at the jewelry on their wives neck, and oh by the way, ever see one of these young TV Preachers with a fugdugly wife?

1st Timothy warns of false prophets in sheep’s clothing.

I say pity the fool TV Preacher in the next life.

You might fool the people on Earth, but ya’ll cain’t fool God, and trying to fool God is one of, if not the worst thing ya’ll can do, if your preaching, teaching to make your wallet full and for fame, rather than doing the work of the Lord.

L8R

Quote of the day:
It is bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Hebrews 11:6“And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Your going to pay how much for that?

I was eye ballin this thing on FaceBook a few ago about how to build an ad that would be on FaceBook. I was getting all tingly until I saw how much the ad cost. Minimum is $10,000.00 , and I thought to myself, “ You were going to pay how much for that?” I don’t care what it is, be it an ad for the Knytes, AyreWolvez or the shop, etc, no ad for anything is worth no $10,000.00 . I don’t care how many people see it, charging $10,000.00 for a banner ad whether its FaceBook, Google, Yahoo, or Microsoft. None are worth $10,000.00 , maybe and don’t push the maybe , baby, but maybe a grand , for something like that but no damn $10,000.00 .

Which by the way a grand, placed with HazzardAyre gets you ten months of banner ads on our web-site, radio shows and our syndicated TV show. We only charge , $100.00 per month, no matter how many times the ad runs, or is seen or clicked through. But I’ll tell you this if just one of ya’ll places an ad with HazzardAyre for $10,000.00 you’ll get that ad for life. In essence you’d never have to pay another cent for advertising with HazzardAyre, if you decided to pay us, $10,000.00 .

Why simple, there is a difference between greed and making a living, HazzardAyre ad rates are making a living, FaceBook and others ad rates are just being greedy. Granted, HazzardAyre is not as widely known as FaceBook or Google(yet), but shit to shineola, $10,000.00 a month for ads on those two.

Nah , not when I can contract with RTV ( Retro-TV Network) for near that and nearly saturate the ayrewaves on both Airwolf and BlackSheep Squadron.  Hell I’d think I had gone mad, placing advertising with FaceBook for a minimum of $10,000.00 and that is at the lower end of their scale. Sure I know FaceBook has bookoo expenses for R&D to make FaceBook better and all, but chute, they could make more money from more people by lowering that ad rate, especially considering the down economy.

If any of ya’ll  want to place ads with HazzardAyre, ya’ll give me a double L at 208-212-9653 or email me at knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com .

L8R Ya’ll

  

Quote of the day:
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Hebrews 11:6“And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.