The blind and deaf Yankee’s

Today started like most, woke up way to early, at least much earlier than most urbanites and it would seem as ruralites are following their urban counterparts. Since both it seems is getting lazier. So I was hauling more of my stuff to Burley, for future distribution once I settle on a suitable location of the next Wolf’s Den, and was tuned into KLIX-‘s Top Story show, that one of my mentors in radio hosts on KLIX AM 1310, out of Twinky Flatts. They were talking about the thing of nobody showing confirmation photos of the shooting of Osama Bin Laden. Kelly is right, I want to see for sure. Not saying the bastard ain’t dead, but just like many celebrities and Osama for better or worse is a Celebrity, but many they claim that are belly up , I think are on some island somewhere where, Mr. Roark of Fantasy Island fame is hosting these people, for re-entering society at a more politically proper time.

If Bin Laden is dead , great, if not , I have a loaded 12 gauge sitting here, with no hesitation of plugging the bastard, hell Bin Laden is nearly as ignorant as a Yankee is, and son that be bad.

So was haulin, and discovered that tit would seem all too many old farts, were out in their 15 year old Buicks and Oldsmobile’s. At 20 or less mph, using both damn lanes and not giving a shit if those behind , might need to get somewhere. Hey I have great respect for my elders, but damn it, if your too old and feeble to drive the posted speed limit, get off the damn road. Of course its not just the old farts. Some farmers do this as well, and even worse, see their damn neighbor and stop right damn near in the middle of the road. Makes one just want to slam on binders with the jake roaring, then when the fuzz asks why, tell the fuzz , hey if I hadn’t drawn up the jake those two old farmers would have been squished.

So just out of Hansen headed out through Murtaugh, to Burley on old 30, here was a preview of the Hazzard County fall Parade, IDOT decided to stripe the road. Which is okay, but the damn foreman in the new escort truck should have seen the some 7 cars and two big trucks behind the paint truck, and had the paint truck pull the frig over so we could all get by. Shit the Idaho drivers handbook sezz, if any vehicle is traveling at a slower pace than the rest of the normal flow of travel/Traffic, and delaying more than three vehicles, they are required to PULL OVER so we can get by. Of course stupid drivers, stupid Yankee’s.

Of course once I got unloaded, and off to the Wayside for breakfast, the sexy owner honey owner there of welcomes, ye ole Wolf, with open arms and a hug, then some folks wonder why I’m burning up highway to get moved back there.

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