At this hour of 03:46 hours , my head should still be on the pillow, but had to get up to take my lithium , Nexiuum and Goody’s. Previous evening during a powerful session of horizontal Olympics that I have seriously been needing, I took some time to look at her vagina. Yes that mysterious point of affectionate desire that most red blooded Confederate males hunger and strive for. As I laid there with mini mag flashlight looking at it, making sure there was nothing there that would cause me to itch and scratch later, like smagma , or any other near microscopic critters, I really looked it over, and thought , do other guys really look at where they are about to enter? Or do most guys just plunge right on in? If you really look, you might be surprised as to what it really looks like.
To me it looks like a slightly dark pink , nearing purple, dried up , really dried up prune. It’s not that great looking.
Of course perhaps younger ones might look better, but in these days and age, checking age is crucial. If you don’t check her age the next voice you hear from her might be; “ Hi I’m Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline”. Not for this ten wheeled cowboy. I of course wanted to have the latest book from Sue Macgarvie, you know from or radio show the gal who wrote , “ Quivering Jello” and who does the Sex With Sue , Sexy Minute.
I wanted to name all the individual parts, of that gem that so many men have serious conflict yet seek the pleasure of the ultimate release from.
In many ways , I’d rather look at a healthy V-8 big block Chevy, fully chromed Harley or the insides of a Pratt & Whitney 2800 radial engine. One gal I knew long time ago, said , “ If it has tits, or heels on it, men are going to have trouble with it”. That perhaps is true, she added wheels, to the list, and there are those younger males out there , that even though they might be computer savy, could not even add oil to the engine, much less tear it apart and put it together again.
Just like Thursday evening, pulled into the Buhl Riddley’s to snag grub for the night. There was this gal there having battery troubles. Hood up, yet would not crank. So got out my jumper box , and the car still would not crank. So I told her what she ought to do is give A-1 , my alter back up, a call. Yet she called a competitor who proceeded to flat toew it back to his shop. Excuse me never in any case would I toew a newer model car flat with just a chain. Front wheels on the ground, means the tranny might be dry, but there is some fluid flowing to that gear box, tearing up cv joints and pulling on that bumper means bent radiator core support, and troubles with the inflation device later. Even at 25 mph just 12 blocks , never ever flat toew. She’ll remember that when she pays for more repairs on top of a seized starter.
Youngn ’s don’t think as well, and this brings me to an all important thought. There are computer repair places, then there are those that know their stuff. Tiny notebook puter I have a month ago swallered a virus, too it to Microchips in Twinky Flatts, they got out the virus, but failed to reload most of if not all , the drivers that my puter needs to function properly, which brings me to the question, here in the Tragic Valley, is Snake River Computers of Burley the only ones that can truly fix a computer?
Of course looking to file a small claims suit with Twinky Flatts County, to get them to pay for the new repairs. When something costs me money, I want my moneys worth. The response from Microchips is, bring it back and we’ll check it over and fix the problems. My response is, why would I take it back for someone to screw it up even worse.
Picked up my buckets from Filer, took it to Burley , where for $250.00 less than them fellers in Filer priced it out, going to have the seats redone. The place in Burley can do the job, plus have their own embroidery machine to put the wings in the inner fabric.
What I’m getting to here is this, is the mini Cassia area far and away better than say Twinkly Flatts as far as progress? Would seem so.
So finally, met with Jay at the local newspaper there in Burley, about doing a piece every week of and for the Knytes. His main hold back was the gals in bikini’s at the end of all my pieces. Fact is, there have never been bikini’s in blogs or other written pieces. They are all in , granted slightly uncladded but in nylons wearing Teddy bear attire. Never bikini’s. His thoughts were that showing of female body, is inappropriate. I say, “ Bullsbreath”. There are others out here, that want to see something a bit racy and spicy. Hey some like their eye candy bland while the rest of us want something with some Tabasco sauce.
So in closing want to ask the question , in your horizontal Olympics , do you really look at it?
More L8R, meds kicking in.
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