Puss N Rydes

Wednesday night at an officers meeting here at the shop, here in Burley, the subject came up again , nearly as bad as bad corn pudding, about posing good looking gals with tricked out trucks, bikes , even aircraft. One asked tonight why I did not push as hard to do those old babe for pay with a hot rod. Thing is over the last 15 years or so, I have learned through the skool of hard knox, that while, you might get a gal to undress or nearly undress in a bar on a Friday or Saturday night after a few shots of tequila , remember where we live. This, like it or not the state of religious bias and prejudice. Even though that gal may party harty at the bar Saturday night , more than likely you’ll find her at the church of the golden angel blowing that golden trumpet. This means, she’ll get wyld at the bar Saturday, but to really get her in front of a camera on a feature shoot in Idaho? Are you joking? It don’t matter what you pay them, they’d rather protect their religious culture status, and we are not speaking of belief in the great Kahless, we are talking being culturally LDS, so they can get ahead in the community.

So getting gals on video, or such for a publication etc here is slim at best, and most likely a mission impossible.

Sure I got lucky with two , three years ago in Gooding, one saved LexiBelle, but these were only two, that would and a few others that got severely nervous .

Shure ya’ll can find articles in publications all over the place, outside of Idaho and northern Utah, about big bash’s for bikers, truckers etc, but if you think even for one iota, that any public authority or political authority in a town of Idaho or northern Utah is going to allow a wet T shirt contest, or in our case a wet Wrangler Cowgirl Jeans contest, or even a Daisy Duke look alike contest, If you think that can happen here, well I have some lake front property on Bell Rapids that I’ll sell to you very reasonable. It ain’t gunna happen.

Now back in the early days of the club sure we got away with that. We were Teens or nearly teens, and America and Idaho was much different then.

Gals were not getting axed , shot, raped, etc going on a photo shoot. The worst that happened to us with them was being blamed for a bit too much touchy feely, and that was it. Course then , we could find a gal that looked hot, could turn a wrench and could drive like Richard Petty. Today those gals just don’t exist, at least in Idaho. Even rural Idaho. There might be some, but most are snuggy with a hubby to be involved in Motorsports, or at least custom rydes. Most gals even in rural Idaho either don’t know how to drive a ryde with a clutch, or just plain wont. Many will claim to be looking for the Golden Star, but fear to reach much less seriously pursue how to get there.

So is the club, no longer going to search for our poster girls etc? Sure, but not here in Idaho/LDS/Utah. If a project needs that Arizona , So.Cal, etc has agencies, that will for a high dollar provide the eye candy we need. And yes I’d like to hire locally, but female model talent adult and mature enuff to do that is like cheap rental property, its few and far between, so why try? I’d rather build our , uh Hazzard empire rather than worrying about puss for bucks posing with our trucks.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Psalm 18:30“As for God, his way is perfect: The LORD’s word is flawless; he shields all who take refuge in him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Psalm 18:30“As for God, his way is perfect: The LORD’s word is flawless; he shields all who take refuge in him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

And then there is HazzardAyre the printed published version!!

I must be the most blessed or one of the most blessed people in the Galactic Republic. Today , the same guy renting me the shop rented me a place that is split of both the shop rent rate and the apartment rent rate. Dig this Bro’s, the pad has the electric and stuff so groovy.

Things do come to the Confederate righteous, and damn to those who will not see. Some days I feel like many who came before and even after preaching the teachings of God(Kahless), to both Jew and Gentile. No matter how I try to illuminate their minds, they keep the blind fold on and walk clumsily into the pit.

Same goes for newspapers. Where one would not publish our renderings as a column , as a throw back to being religious racists, the only other here wont publish our renderings because of fear of enciting a riot or worse. So what to do?

Publish outright our publication as intended, put HazzardAyre in front of all, not just you my fellow Bro’s and Sis’s of the Knytes.

While there is the notion that, if you lead the horse to water and doesn’t drink, that by holding its head in the water trough all it’ll do is drown, there is the other notion, that as neathderthalic and cultural deprived, not to mention ethnically deaf , if they are shown and taken by the hand, they will see.

Mickey the publisher of Monkey Bizzness, years ago felt this same frustration and had the area news print outfits running with their tail between their legs. The obligation we took on, when we bought Monkey Bizzness in 1997 and turned it into the Hazzard County Gazzette(misspelled on purpose) continues now. Print the truth, no matter those who would wish to silence us.

It’s not that the club, nor I have money running over, but for us to be able to rescue this republic from its own fears, not to mention its own arrogance we need to make these expenditures.

True we were only sent here to help fulfill a mandate of establishing a Charter HQ for the club, but our mission has become so much bigger. The youth is culturally ignorant, not to mention seriously under educated. I have an 8 year old next door to me who does not even know who Darth Vader is.

The local radio AM station plays too much oldies pop rock, when no other show is scheduled. Likewise I threw a branch of peace at the feet of the two newspapers here, as well as Kim of KBAR , neither took up the offer, so okay, we’ll do our own newspaper and radio station ourselves. Let the chips fall where they may.

Keep it tween the Ditches,

 

Quote of the day:
An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Psalm 18:30“As for God, his way is perfect: The LORD’s word is flawless; he shields all who take refuge in him.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

I need a single Welfare mother for a wife!!

I need a single Welfare mother for a wife. After all I’m as good as all the time drunk , drugged out lazy Mexican male, ain’t I? Consider this, here I am , albeit getting SSI , but running my own legal in all ways toewing service and custom shop. While I make okay money, and all I cain’t catch a break with a good woman. Yet it makes me depressed to put it mildly, that here are two, while overweight women , both with a full house children wise, that can cook, and here is two drunk, drugged out Mexican guys living with them and only one who married one of the women. Both have wicked fights, and scares the children. It’s no wonder the two little girls come running to me.

Say what ya’ll want about immigration reform and enforcement, the single welfare mothers ought to take a second look at this old Confederate Marine male. Guess its one way these Mexican guys get green cards, huh?

L8R Ya’ll,

Quote of the day:
The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time. - Willie Tyler

Isaiah 12:4“In that day you will say: “Give praise to the LORD, proclaim his name; make known among the nations what he has done, and proclaim that his name is exalted.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

A New Radio Station for Mini Cassia?

A new radio station for the Mini Cassia area? Could happen.

The Federal Communications Commission has opened 3 area frequency allocations that could accommodate a new station.

The Knytes of Anarchy is looking at all three. Two of these new frequencies are of the township of Minidoka, one for Raft River. Two are for class A full power FM, and one is for a LPFM or Low Power FM.

As it is now the area is serviced by one, station.

The Knytes of Anarchy thinks that an additional independent , not so conservative and a unreligious biased station would serve the area well. Most of the current programming of the current area station is only live for a few hours a day, and no live programming at night on either AM or FM.

The broadcasting company of the Knytes of Anarchy, is called Dixie Broadcasting of the Mountain West LLC. That operates stations in Wyoming and extreme western Utah.

Programming of the station being applied for of the Knytes of Anarchy, would be aimed at the over the road (OTR) long haul truckers, and gearheads, including tow truck owner/operators.

Currently the Knytes of Anarchy are looking for office/studio facilities in both Burley and Rupert.

The Knytes of Anarchy have one station in construction in the Buhl / Hagerman Idaho area, as well as in the American Falls/Aberdeen area.

Quote of the day:
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

Psalm 33:12“Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, the people he chose for his inheritance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

SOA racist?

A neighbor of mine here in the enchanted forest of Rupert where I live , when posed the inquiry of did she watch SOA? Or let her kids watch SOA replied that in her thoughts, that SOA was racist.

Maybe she was not watching the same seasons I have been, but even season3 showed the Sons getting rid of a Arian Nations white supremacist group from Charming. Preserving the rights of all and retaining true freedom, not the so called freedom many think they have, but freedom to be themselves, not just a trinket of the establishment, as so many are. That is what true freedom, and fighting that system is the real definition of Anarchy is.

That is the true vision that the Hazzard County Knytes had and retained and paralleled our organization into the Knytes of Anarchy in 2008.

With the gloom and doom, the decreasing liberties that are being taken away everyday, corrupt politicians, increasing prices for everything from fuel to corn meal, more Americans need to be anarchists. GearHead or not, if your vision of this nation is  true liberty and freedom, then your place is in and with the Knytes of Anarchy, and bringing to light in the mountain west, the 3rd real political party, the Confederate States Party. If that sounds like you, then email me at knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com .

However the uninformed should never label SOA the TV show as racist, more over SOA, the TV show, shows taking freedom back as we in the real world only wish we could. That in reality, the Knytes of Anarchy does everyday.

Next Entry, The Reaper Club coming to Burley, brought to you by the Knytes of Anarchy.

 

Quote of the day:
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Psalm 33:12“Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, the people he chose for his inheritance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Google really ought to hire me as a researcher for search results

As much as I try to be patient, the absolute stupidity and all from some of these inbred dorkbrains of the area get’s under my skin worse than grabbing a hand full of stingin needles. Problem is stupidity is incurable and no about of calamine lotion won’t give any relief.

This stupid condition is not as limited to the Mountain West, tech stupid flows all the way to Mountain View California aka, silicon valley .  If you punch in a term into Google search window, only about two maybe three results come up for what your looking up that is germane. The rest is pure sponsored junk.

What Google, Microsoft with its Bing search engine, and others ought to do, is hire someone like me, to where we can input relevance into the search results. Case-n-point; had a personal medical condition that I wanted to research. All I found was a bunch of junk, one aimed at kids and preskool youth and several that were unusable. The others were sponsored by several pharmaceutical companies that are only out there peddling their products.

This condition is not limited to the giant Google, Microsoft’s Bing, and even FaceBook has the same limitations, hell even Yahoo.

My pitch is this, why don’t these outfits hire folks like me that have been around for more years than there was a ancient world wide web Internet, so we could input some serious, relevant results into the search parameters.

Instead of hiring hardly dry behind the ears college kids , how about hiring some of us old moonshiners, and rural folks. This way some search results will really be useful, not just those sponsored. Yes I realize that all the search outfits, from Google to Yahoo, needs to turn a dollar. Many are attempting to outdo another, but making a new edition of something that is at its core very outdated.

Yep Google and or the rest needs to hire me, as a search researcher . My phone is open.

Next entry, give parents the ability to smack a kid who is obstinate then many woes of our society will improve.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
A couple of months in the laboratory can save a coupla hours in the library. - Westheimer's Discovery

Psalm 33:12“Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD, the people he chose for his inheritance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

The South has arrived in the Mini Cassia area courtesy of the Confederate Marines

History says if you want success in an enterprise, ya’ll have to be creative. With that in mind, when the Knytes of Anarchy Kustmz Association and Col. Patrick Montgomery USMC VMA214 BlackSheep Squadron decided to open a branch of there hot rod shop, towing service, and vintage military aircraft restoration company in Idaho, the decision was easy. Put it where Pat’s Father Alvin Gary Montgomery and George Forschler pooled their resources to open the Ponderosa Inn here in Burley.

As such The Knytes of Anarchy and Pat have opened Hazzard County Choppers a custom street machine, classic truck and road bike (such as Harley’s ) shop and Cooter’s BlackSheep Toewing(misspelled on purpose) at 1931 West Main # CC1 just off U.S. 30 next to KBAR’s old studio, and at 824 Meredith drive in Rupert.

Cooter’s BlackSheep Toewing offers precision towing and road rescue mobile service 25 hours, radio and computer dispatched. Expert towing and recovery done at old skool rates. Cooter’s BlackSheep Toewing can be reached at 212-9653.

Patrick is a reassigned as a Marine is never retired just reassigned, Marine serving 25 years, first as an aviation mechanic then combat fighter pilot with the legendary BlackSheep Squadron.  As soon as hangar space is available at the Burley Airport, The Knytes and Pat will open AyreWolf Aviation Restoration.

Hazzard County Choppers is open from 1:00PM to 8:00pm Tuesday through Saturday’s, and by appointment on Sunday’s.