Monday, July 4, 2011

Google really ought to hire me as a researcher for search results

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As much as I try to be patient, the absolute stupidity and all from some of these inbred dorkbrains of the area get’s under my skin worse than grabbing a hand full of stingin needles. Problem is stupidity is incurable and no about of calamine lotion won’t give any relief.

This stupid condition is not as limited to the Mountain West, tech stupid flows all the way to Mountain View California aka, silicon valley .  If you punch in a term into Google search window, only about two maybe three results come up for what your looking up that is germane. The rest is pure sponsored junk.

What Google, Microsoft with its Bing search engine, and others ought to do, is hire someone like me, to where we can input relevance into the search results. Case-n-point; had a personal medical condition that I wanted to research. All I found was a bunch of junk, one aimed at kids and preskool youth and several that were unusable. The others were sponsored by several pharmaceutical companies that are only out there peddling their products.

This condition is not limited to the giant Google, Microsoft’s Bing, and even FaceBook has the same limitations, hell even Yahoo.

My pitch is this, why don’t these outfits hire folks like me that have been around for more years than there was a ancient world wide web Internet, so we could input some serious, relevant results into the search parameters.

Instead of hiring hardly dry behind the ears college kids , how about hiring some of us old moonshiners, and rural folks. This way some search results will really be useful, not just those sponsored. Yes I realize that all the search outfits, from Google to Yahoo, needs to turn a dollar. Many are attempting to outdo another, but making a new edition of something that is at its core very outdated.

Yep Google and or the rest needs to hire me, as a search researcher . My phone is open.

Next entry, give parents the ability to smack a kid who is obstinate then many woes of our society will improve.

L8R Ya’ll

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