Stinky Truth Part duex

As I get ready to turn things off and gather more shut eye, to be able to awaken ya’ll at 07:00 hours, a rant about things stinky toews would not be complete unless I related this tale, because so few women that I have ever worked with in my radio career of some 43 years, has ever been as sweet and accommodating and truly helpful as she was. BTW we still keep in touch, and Stinky truth be known had I received the signals right that could have been much more personal than it was. But any mile. Thing is when she first enquired for the opening of the Gooding Idaho station that eventually moved to Buhl, when I said her toes and feet would be a focal point of the first rip and read interview, her only question was pantyhose or stockings, like I knew there was a difference. There were no 80 questions of why and what for, just my flavor and she was there in about two hours. Now I had worked with many on this point, one was a gal named Robin Whittaker from Minidoka Idaho. She did good work in a very closed in just bigger than a broom closet studio in the back of the original Dixie Diesel Shop of Rupert Idaho. Yes her feet and toes became a very focal point, again signals were there , just being an old confederate kountry rebel male corpuscle I did not know these signals. So any whoo Erin shows up in some very leather knee high boots. My mind was saying my are these going to smell bad, I’ve ran into that on a few shoots since and before then, where hygiene was not a factor to them, I’ll tell you more about that on the AM side of HazzardAyre in the morning. So Erin comes, in, takes off the boots and allows me to get comfortable with her feet and toes. Nothing kissy yet just getting comfortable. Now Erin who we called Miss Nurse GoodBody, as she was a LPN at the time, studying to be a mental health worker now she does PSR duties for Alliance Inc. Out of Twin Falls Idaho. So she comes in and we melded together better than a Vulcan Mind meld. I mean she’d finish my sentences, she’d do a lot of home work before the shows that we did overnight, in snow blinding weather she’d drive nearly 28 miles one way just to be there. She made it where the desire was more subdued, as after a few months of kissing feet and toes, I wasn’t in need so much. Even her Aussie hubby a local preacher no less liked me, her kids liked me, there was something other than my nose on her toes in hose afoot. But I was too damn stupid, to notice, should have hung in there closer. Then there was that one night which made Erin so much of an important person in my life. As you know the club pays the pay check of none member employees, I don’t, but one night after LexiBelle got serviced was a bill for some $800.00 . Erin saw that I was really up against the wall on it, and out of her personal savings, wrote me a check for $800.00 to bail LexiBelleout of bondage. Some day I’ll relate to you how important and why that truck is so dear. Any flyte, she bailed out LexiBelle. The net result is this, no woman co anchor/producer of the radio media gig, no other woman has meant or means more to me than Erin does. That’s one of many but the main reason I live in Wyoming and not Idaho, so to stay out of her new marriage, and all. That’s going to change in a few months as I’m looking very hard at going back to the Mini Cassia area of Idaho. Why bring LexiBelle here to Wyoming when I can just move back where LexiBelle is, and increase my monthly income, not the clubs , mine. But the radio station project needs to be completed here in Evanston, as well as the project in Tooele Utah. But Subaru or what ever I find, and a spot of go fluid, and I can commute, from Burley to anywhere Utah, as well as here in Evanston, and just hire station managers for both here in Evanston as well as Tooele Utah. Want to sniffthat out, log onto AllAccess.com and look under jobs. There’s been others that I have worked with on the concept of I LUV TOEWS , and all but fewer still that if any that can match Erin, our Miss Nurse GoodBody, and if you want to know the origin of that, remember Miss Nurse Goodbody from HeeHaw? now gander again at Erin,see the familiarity?

More on the air starting at 07:00 you can catch the archived version at www.livestream.com/samcroradio .

TTYLY

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sTINKY BUT hEAVENLY tRUTH

Years ago when AyreWolfFM and Dixie Diesel the predecessor of HazzardAyre was just a freshling, the thought doing a sex talk show got right on our front HUD, and became a target of our radar. So after looking into the many voicetrack offerings I stumbled on one from Ottawa Canada, called Sex With Sue. Now Sex with Sue is a 60 second tid bit of serious sex advice, of course Sue also does a call in show. After arrangements were made and btw, we are still the exclusive radio network in the US, carrying her show. I suggested she do something quite racy, after she actually answered the on going question of why of all the parts of a human female that I find desirable is her nyloned toes and feet, Sue did what I requested. She got a pair of stockings, panty hose and some very hot pink tights, wore them very well, containing her smells and all, put them in a big envelope along with her weekly show on cd, a few pics and her New York Times best seller book , Quivering Jello and mailed them via snail mail. I must say, when I dug these out of my station mail box and unwrapped the envelope, I knew that Sue was the kind of host you could depend on. She did as requested, and those hose samples were the talk of the station for years to come, one pair got snitched by some gal in Gooding, Idaho. The panty part of the PantyHose she sent became my steering wheel cover, that way I felt I was gripping her hips everyday in ye old LexiBelle, but it wasn’t just the hose, it was somebody who cared about her stations that aired her shows. From this I always tell most of those wanting to be an in studio on air anchor or co-anchor to send me or wear and donate her fully stenched hose to the studio. Why? I saw this at a bikers bar in Idaho , Bliss Idaho btw, that is called Angels and Outlaws. In there, every hot female that enters thereupon, donates some piece of underwear, bra, panties or nylons, fully soiled where they are displayed on the ceiling and other places where things can be vertically hung. Since we became and still are the only radio show for those that tow, we thought combine the words toe and tow into one word something one of my interns thought of, Emme who became our in studio sex therapist . From that toe kissing and the rest became the normal, in the station and on remotes. I first got into this in 1978, when I saw a yellow page ad, that said the Star Garage does not want your arms or legs just your tows. Of course the introductory of all things Hazzard County and the ultimate set of legs in America at the time, Daisy Duke. The reason she wore nylons was censorship from CBS, as just her bare legs were seen as far too racy for primetime domestic TV. So we followed suit, after all a company called Cooter’s Toewing as well as the shop becoming the original true to life version of the on screen shop of crazy Cooter, The Hazzard County Garage, sniffing Stink toes in nylon hose became a testing feature that I still use today, for new hire women anchors. Reason? If a gal is rebel enough to come into the studio, and/or office for an interview if during that interview without 80 questions and urging, if she just unwraps her nyloned feet and sezz here’s my smelly toes in hose, I know just about any other request and assignment will not be out of the normal to her. Plus her just wearing nylons to the interview, means she knows how to follow instructions and that means she can follow stage and other on camera directions. In closing for the night, if a business associate, or someone attempting to get the clubs cash , sends me in the snail mail, her stinky hose, that means she really wants our business and she will be there if we need her.

Last here and I’ll follow up on this in the AM, but this coming Wednesday, is the last LIVE episode of LateNight with David Letterman on CBS. Two things come up here, first what will CBS replace or who will CBS replace him with? And two, there goes the last long running late night TV show with the original host. Late night TV has just gotten worse, of course I wasn’t much of a fan, but the few times I did watch, was when Katy Perry was on there, who by the way ALWAYS wears nylons on her legs on TV. As well as in her videos. Here’s the finish line , got the pic from our CenturyLink rep in Lost Wages, by cell phone, just wished she’d have sent it in my email, so I could really see it, and two if she wants to get my attention, send a pic of her toes in nylon hose, more over send me via snail mail fully soiled nylons she wore. Still didn’t hear from Mark today, don’t quite understand why, but hey just another example of the I don’t care Etown, attitude.

TTYLY

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The High Council makes the decisions I just take and carry out orders

the Knytes sends you greetings. Call this one a lesson as Knytes 101.

In all my capacities of the club, I am only an executive soldier. In essence I can make suggestions, and at times execute those ideas, but in the end it’s the club’s High Council and top Alphas that make the major decisions. Some may say that’s more like a dictatorship rather than a democracy. Its not exact as my duties I perform, for the love and kinship of the club’s members whether on two wheels, four wheels, 6 or 18 wheels as well as those in the air . There’s no one in the club, including the Alphas that gets a single penny for doing what we do, as we do it for all of man and yes woman kind. Its not for praise or acknowledgement that we do what we do as a group, its that we all as a group fight the system, because quite frankly the system is broken. We do not adhere to a single political party , as both Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt. We lean more to a middle of the spectrum, and yield to the United Confederate States of America, and the UCSA Party. Some say this is only good in the deep south, thing is a modern day confederate rebel is from all areas of the union, and from all creeds, colors, and ethnicity. We all share the love of trick- fast bikes, fast trucks, fast food, military aviation and aircraft, and of course fast , able and willing hot women. Past that we are individuals. With great power comes even greater responsibility. That means doing the thing with all T’s crossed and all I’s dotted. That also means that every decision is made by a majority vote, and that majority usually depends on the seal of approval of the Knytes High Council, and Honor Guard 90% of our membership is either currently serving or previous serving members of either the Navy or Marine aviation units, or descendants thereof.Currently 80% of the executive High Council is currently deployed around the backside of this third rock from the solar sun. High Council meetings are held via computer teleconference with only those of those not deployed, in Knyte houses across the Union.

When it comes to spending club funds, I can make suggestions and give input, but the decisions are made by the Alphas, and I carry out the orders. Sometimes not too tastefully, and not always in agreement, but I still carry out the orders.

Been awake since 03:00 so I’m tyred, and heading back to bed, until 23:00 today, as I usually take Thursdays to kick back, watch TV, and turn off my brain, only going out to eat, buy SKOAL, and maybe a brew or two. Past that I stay in my bungalow and stay private. Didn’t need to years ago, but age and frustration with human kind, makes it where I need to give my cranium some release and to let off steam.

More L8R

TTYLY

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Knytes High Council Meeting last night

I can’t believe that here it is the middle of May and I’m running the heater rather than the AC. Seems too cold, which considering last nights High Council meeting with most of us showing up in cages(cars), rather than on two wheels led to some of the conversation.

Thank goodness there’s the meeting room here at the Wentworth, and all, trouble is, no soda pop, in the pop machine, about 70% of the buy out of there has came from me, btw.

Okay so lets get to business and not keep dancing around here.

On the radio station, it’ll go, but as a remote sub-station of what we construct in Utah. Now before ya’ll start bitching the relocation wont hit until late August or September, about as long as it’ll take to get the General JaxSon back together, but once done and living quarters are found I’m outta here. Not going to go through another sub zero winter here. The last one nearly cost me LiL Wolf, not going to happen this winter if I can avoid it. Likewise if your crabbing aren’t we going in reverse here? The thing is as most of ya’ll have heard, Miller Motorsports has decided not to renew their race track located between Tooele and Grantsville Utah. Now imagine if, next spring that track belonged to the Knytes-of-Anarchy, imagine that track becoming a NASCAR road course track, as we had that idea for that very spot long before Larry H, got ahold of it. Now then we build two studios, one in or near our old place in Woods Cross, and one in Tooele(there’s a license to be bought there) as well as bounced the signal out of Wendover Utah. Now then on my end rebuild HCC() there in Tooele, and set up operation of Cooter’s A1 Toewing there, and it’s a no brainer. The other thing is the infrastructure here in Etown. Sure we could attempt to buy out AllWest, and rebuild that system, invest in CenturyLink to go a 1gig connection at $1,100.00 a month, and that would be okay, except you might and this is stretching it a bit, for the current rates we charge for advertising, we’d just break even and a smidge of cash to go into the stash. Question is why? When we can build a operation where all of that is currently set up, and be billing just for the radio station $300,000.00 a month, minimum in income generation. Add to that a place where we could stage any number of Knytes events at the race track from DukesFest West, to our mini SAMCRO rally each year. By now you are seeing the picture. That’s why I set up my AllWest account to a business account, and if all goes well be moving my gear to the Wells Fargo building come the first week of June. Let’s face it we made a bad move in haste to Etown, and I alone have paid the price very dearly, but rather than look at the could haves, should haves and what knott, I say, look to the future and get the majority of the Wolf Pack and the Knytes outta here, where the seeds of our prosperity will not only germinate, but give us a harvest. To our lady at CenturyLink, this is what has caused the delay, the need to have a better return on our investment has to be seen, long before we contract for a 12,000.00 carrier. Since that’s not seen immediately if at all, we are going with AllWest, but thanks for trying.

TTYLY(Talk-To-You-Later-Ya’ll)

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--Al

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It may sound like mucho denaro but its really not

When people hear about or read about the kind of money per year, that the Knytes, take in, they automatically think, my what a wad to shoot. The reality is, there are 100,000 members in 50 Union states, and Canada, as well Australia that , that money has to be divided amongst, plus the work that goes into producing our various enterprises and projects. Its not all gravy money, and believe me when I say the money gets slim. With the 10 radio stations, 5 TV stations, and all the people that are not club members that expect pay checks, its really not that much. Equipment costs, station facility rentals as well as the few we own, it gets costly. Between the Hazzard Nationals, our version of DukesFest that we call DukesFest West, our mini Sturgis, as well as the big Sturgis, and everything else, that pie gets cut even slimmer. Plus when you consider the AyreWolvez Military Aviation Association, the Deere Dazzlers Association, the Rode Knytes Association as well as the Toew Bro’s Association, their projects the slim pie gets cut even smaller. So just because we expect Mucho Denaro it’s really not that much, so money has to be spent wiser, and clutched to the chest, even tighter. It’s like my friend from CenturyLink who has yet to send me a pic of her. Hey Laura from Comcast did, and she nearly hand held me through the pilgrimage from Twin Falls Idaho to Ogden, she would set up and then cancel installations until we finally found the right spot. Even then that one spot as much as you all know was not that ideal, and had the guy at I4, told me that our mail was in number 8 of the multiple boxed mail rack, I could have paid the Comcast bill and remained solvent. But that’s a story for another time. But that said we lost Comcast, and had to rake out $2,000.00 to pay that bill, and now it’ll cost us big to re-engage Comcast if we ever do. So I had to pay back and thanks to the Uinta View Ward, Evanston Wyoming and Bishop Hiatt, for the help there, but all of that wouldn’t have been if I could have gotten the bill on time. BTW that was some of what was in the file cabinet that mysteriously disappeared, by the time one of the High Priest Quorum and I went last month to bail out. But Laura sent a pic why can’t our rep from CenturyLink do that, it’s not that I’ll just hop on the trike and scoot down there to where she’s at. Anymile, $1,100.00 per month is a bit much. I don’t see why CenturyLink can’t offer the 1gig thing from $1,100.00 to say $350.00 or $400.00 a month, let us demonstrate its abilities, so we could resell it, then in say 6 months or a year, after an audience was built up and all then go to the normal rate of $1,100.00. Kind of like DirecTV. At least DirecTV will give you a system, for an introductory rate, for say 6 months, then it goes to the usual rate.

So that’s that, on that.

Good news, American Idol has been canceled. Yes friends that dumb show has been ripped from the FoX line up, starting after next year. Great, now some great TV again, its like the networks are catching up on scripts and production of the Screen Writers 6 years ago. Now if they would just can Conan Obrien we’d be as happy as a singing wolf pack.

Finally speaking on Comcast, they’re the ones that ought to buy AllWest out and rebuild this system. Hey not ragging on AllWest they do as best as they can with what the do with what they can. However the consumers both business as well as residence subscribers, want more even if it costs a bit more, yet they ignore the survey results. Hey Laura, send this to the powers that be, your company needs to expand to Evanston and surrounding area.

TTYLY

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BTW: SOA is on FX at 05:00 Hours here.

But they try really hard

Paying more for less, is not something we want to do. It’s not wise business sense or procedure. Yet even signing up for an upgrade to 100mbps yesterday, I thought that I’d get a bit faster upload speed. Yet its still not quite there, Barely touching 3mbps. The lady this morning said in the best case scenario. But if signing up for an upgrade, didn’t she think that might not get there? Sure download bandwidth speed is good, but considering I need to upload a streaming radio station that needs a minimum and even then its problematic at 5mbps, I should be cranking to at least 15mbps, wouldn’t ya’ll think? The service I have is an outfit out of Kamas Utah, called AllWest , a great little rural based telecom, that started in Randolph, Utah years ago. Thing is I see a company suffering that does not really know if even it should, admit its going broke or barely treading water. My question is this, if they are having troubles, why don’t some of their executives sit down with me and the Knytes and chat about us buying the system? Considering just last year, and this year doesn’t look any worse, but last year we brought in a revenue stream of just over $250,million. This year from all our outside enterprises, we expect a revenue generation of just under $300,million. Surely plenty enough to buy all of AllWest out and rebuild the system to modern speeds and do it without the need to give excuses as to why this or that can’t be had. Its not just Internet, even AllWest’ cable TV offerings are slim. Instead of all these high school channels, how about bringing back Viacom’ channels, Spike TV, CMT, VH1 and of course MTV. Of course such channels as BBC, Esquire, and so on would be great change of environment. At a time when many are cutting the cord and going to such places as Net Flix , Hulu, and such, these still viable cable companies need to step up their game. Don’t ya’ll think.

So here's the thing. Called last night when my best Internet upload was at 3.25 mbps, when I asked them should not my upload be faster? Of course they shook me off to their tech people. Who, said unplug the modem and so on. Which I did. So then since this will be the clubs deal when I move everything at the end of the month to the Wells Fargo building and I relocate my bones back into Idaho, this will be ran by someone else. Hopefully Mark, but anymile there will be a new Capo here running things, as such I escalated my account to a business class. So the lady calls to confirm this. Okay fine. Then I’m on the commode and I get a phone call on my cell. So I finish up in the indoor latrine, and answer the phone, but only to find someone had called, and next came the knock on the door, right in the middle of me doing production. Now if being slow was just one computer like my laptop I’d say its me, but both the laptop and big Birtha, my trusty win7 Dell, being too slow? No it’s them. So the tech comes in, swaps out the coax, same results, fast download, slow upload. Might be why nobody else has done an Internet Radio station here, ya’ll think? Then I find that CenturyLink, says they can rip me fast speed once we get in town. Okay fine, they say 1gig, there if I crank out $1,100.00 a month. Even though the club owns the license to this radio station, and I do it as a courtesy duty for the club without pay, btw, and even though the club might be inclined to do this up at $1,100.00 they need to keep costs down while we build an audience here. One of CenturyLink’ people said that Imus could charge because he has a better pipeline, for his recorded archived shows. Sure he can, he makes several million on air per morning. The club, barely scratches $300,000.00 a month and that’s if we can stay on air consistently. Which is why I’m busting my hump to find a solution that’s cost effective, yet gets-r-done.

Not bad mouthing AllWest, they are good up to a point, their two honeys here at the Evanston who are leaving us, soon, knows what their doing. But even they agree, there’s a need for improvement. I can count 2,000 in my LDS Ward, that has said quite emphatically they would pay more for both cable and Internet if it were improved. My advice, AllWest its time to improve the system, or sell it to someone who can.

Yes Allwest isn’t the best, but they do try real hard. Same thing as asking for calves from a steer, true that steer will try real hard, but there’s little to no juice, to produce a calf. Maybe its time to grab the bull by the horns.

TTYLY

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Due to Internet problems HazzardAyre and SAMCRO Radio will not air tonight

Due to Allwest and other factors, both HazzardAyre and SAMCRO MC RADIO will not air tonight. Seems as this is an ongoing battle, pay for more get less, welcome to Evanston. Any way sorry about this, a change though is on the horizon.

TTYLY

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ARH!! I found it!
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