Every day or just about every other day, I get at least two or three requests from someone on FaceBook or similar to join the Knytes or one of our sibling groups. The fact is, its just not that damn simple. For one to be in the club, the club has to know you or have knowledge about you. First your introduced to the club by being a hangaround do odd jobs, help in projects. That takes anywhere from 6 months to a year. After that your raised up to be a Prospect, short for prospective , member. You get a little more responsibility and authority, but no voting privileges nor benefits. You in both cases pay monthly dues of $75.00 a month, on the first of the month , every month. This can last up to two years. If by then we like you, you’ve proven loyal and your honor is intact with the club, and dues fully paid, you pay your $400.00 yearly dues, go through the blood ceremony, then and only then are you a patched member. Nothing short of that . The only way around that is if someone already a patched member knows you damn well and you have paid into the treasury of the club somehow. Outside of that these rules apply. So hey if that’s you fine be a hangaround, but quit sending me friendship requests on frigging FaceFart. The friendly open arm welcome we once had no longer exists. A few abused membership rights and even tried to defraud the club, since then membership even hangaround , is by our invitation only, but not yours.
The only reason we even have a FaceBook page is so that our membership that cain’t be here at the founding charter HQ can know wuzz up. The rest is for us, and us only. Guess I need to close the welcome door.
Okay so your walking through the food store or the Mall, you see some hot seat cover and think dang I’d love to poke that, I’d make it last all night. Truth is 70% of us , especially if its been awhile, is done after the first three minutes , needing to recharge.
Now the situation is different for guys who have known their gal for awhile. Since she’s always there, most of the time, you know her, she knows you, the concert in the bedroom has the same songs, so you can hold off for at least 5 minutes. These guys and there’s only been what two that can hold off ejaculating. One was famous for that even had a pepper shaker named after him. The rest of us can practice some restraint, but scents and feelings amongst other factors can have us off faster than a alky drag racer , while women who need a bit more time is like a diesel engine, slow to get warmed up and started, but once you do they can last a long time. trouble is the amount of guys who can hold off longer than 5 minutes are few.
But you want too. Especially if its some hot young thing or some near starlet somewhere.
For me and the subject came up the other day, about messing with younger gals. First I have a cut off at age 18, anything younger than that , no way for legal and even moral reasons. However its not that the situation has not presented itself.
I remember this young tween I met once in Buhl when I was courting Kathy Adams there in Buhl. She was a hot young thing, smelled like tranquility and felt nearly that way when she’d try to snuggle. But I never allowed it to progress, wish now in some ways I’d have, but I like being on the outside not inside, know what I mean there? Then there was this trainee intern that was some damn 15 year old in Jerome, her mom saw one of the few talent ads that the Slime News allowed us to run, she signed up this little blonde thing. Oh sweet as sugar, and she damn near threw herself at me. Thing was I saw that rock falling.
So I got outta there. Even so when it looks of age but ain’t it can be tempting.
Any mile, big day Wednesday, so it’s the bunk.
See ya’ll on WyldAyre
L8R
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Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
--Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher
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