My Kryptonite

Every guy I think has that one thing that a gal wears or does or perfume she wears that knocks him off center. More over turns a strong Alpha male into a tiny pup.

Maybe it was destined to be this way, considering as far back as age 7 from whatever start, the look , feel, texture, of a gal in nylon hose became my kryptonite. SuperMan had it, even the Dark Knight had it when it came to the temptious CatWoman, even she was leggy if ya’ll remember, the original was always my undoing. She had those tight outfits and those ankle boots, with spiked heels, and this was in 1967.

Of course for me at the beginning of my towing career and it is a career , had this in the mix. I saw an ad on a Yellow Pages banner in 1976 that read, we don’t want your arms and legs just your tows. So the thought was how to make that slogan kick. Literally. So I started becoming more familiar with womens legs more than I had been. About this time the market was getting even tighter in Idaho or my part of it going towing in the greater meaning Hazzard(aka-Hazzard) Idaho. I was still towing as Highway Hooker Towing, so how to do the thing up without it getting slutty.

So I went into private gab sessions with a pro in modeling in Boise, the last real agency in Idaho.

Her view on bare legs was taboo. She wears nylon hose, step one. Okay, that seed planted. By the time Highway Hooker Towing went into being my radio show and the business became the Hazzard County Garage after our rebuild of OUR General Lee, meant getting this on TV meant doing it up Hazzard County style aka Daisy Duke. In the realm of the Dukes, CBS had a mandate of that if Daisy was showing that much leg , she had to wear nylons, it was just that simple. Over the years I became enamored over the fashion of nylon hose on gals which is my kryptonite.

Does this make me a freak? Perhaps, but I’ve seen worse, and have known even worser.

So with that in mind dig this, We really do love toews, which is the two words toe and tow scrunched together.

With that in your grips dig this, and we go at it each year. As you may know or not know, Bo Duke is the founder of the Children’ Miracle Network. Raising countless dollars for children’ hospitals nationwide. As a Duke fan group, in part, we try to raise money as well.

Last year we did this in Utah since no local talent could be found, we raised nearly $10,000.00 for Bo’s kids. This year we’d like to do even better. So once again the search goes out for the right set of small feet , dainty toes that will wear nylon hose that I put lips and nose to for setting the record, of just how long I can stand to do that. Pledges of money for each minute come in and the club, radio show gets publicity but most important Bo’s kids get needed money.

Interviewed a gal yesterday for a human resources manager, in charge of talent recruitment, training and placement. More over she will be the Studio Manager and assistant Program Director of KTOW/KDXB. Lets see if Lyndsi has the toes that will be in hose to carry this tradition on.

Could we finally be turning the corner?

Let ya’ll know tonight on After The Show.

Until then,

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Progress depends on people knowing they'll be able to profit from their ideas.
--Deborah Neville

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Breakaway

Great horney toads, and dog my cat, what ya’ll look so hard for may be under your feet, ya’ll just gotta look. More over network.

Not always the most credible still there are people out there , even some Yankees that you can glean product, service or resources, from that you might not have thought was around yet can be found.

Just like yesterday, had my two new hangarounds start prowling for tush and bush for poster girl candidates. Hey Knytes never give up. So they bring this one over who has at surface the right attitude, but does she have the moxy? Who knows , but we are looking further. Any mile, so she has friends. Which rolls into the realm of the condition of the mission, that no matter how much a gal tells you she don’t have friends, she does.

So says Lindsey that indeed she has friends several that are models. Okay, so we gather by the river see what leaves fall from the trees.

Going back to pink yellow and black.

The old memories of that paint scheme I saw once on this movie called Moving Violations had such a paint scheme. It was hot , looked groovy and did the trick. More over something that can be seen at night when working roadside runs. So worked this up,

It ain’t the most different, but she’ll get attention.

Saw a condition of a mission, yesterday online from TR FootNotes. On their FaceFart page was a banner that deserves all of us in toewing’ attention. The next guy or toew gal COULD BE YOU or one of your crew.

Often we are called upon to work toew scenes that are on the edge of traffic. Yet many motorists do not slow down, or move over to allow us to do our jobs more safely. And with the ability that we can go home at night. 

Currently Idaho does not have this law as something that’s enforced or mandated. Yet should be, Just about every state around us does. Utah, Wyoming and Nevada have move over emergency zones or recognition of said law that is citable. In Idaho no. As a pro toew organization we intend to get such a law rolling in Idaho’s legislature next session.

If you approach a toew scene, give us the room to work in safety.

The number of those of our Toew Bro’s and Sisters, who have lost their lives in the line of duty is staggering. Its really shocking that the motoring public, have no idea of what can happen.

I had a very good friend loose his life a few years ago in Utah. Just b4 they passed their move over law of which both the Utah State Towing Association as well as the Knytes helped to get enacted.

Have no data for Idaho, but this could happen in Idaho here , if it hasn’t happened yet.

This is something we all should get behind.

Remember this poster>>>> Like I said the one dying could be you.

Stay Tuned.

L8R Ya’ll

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Every successful enterprise requires three men - a dreamer, a businessman, and a son of a bitch.
--Peter McArthur

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Ah for the love of the old Confederate ways

There was a time in America especially in areas like Podunk Cassia County Idaho or even Hazzard itself that greeting someone who just moved into an area was common place, or if you just moved in it was an insult if you didn’t walk up to a few neighbors and say howdy. Stuck out a hand, bought a beer and shot the talk or just sat and watched the cars rust.

If you found a neighbor who had something in common, be it music or movies or hell even hot rods you went and began to tag around and share that interest.

Heck just being friendly.

Not today.

If you sit on the porch folks think your eye balling them to do something evil, if you approach someone with an extended hand they greet you with suspicion. If you offer a young person like the gal I lived next door to in Goons Ferry a cover photo job, folks think your shooting porn, or have some odd evil purpose. Or if it’s a young kid, it’s a situation that extends all the way to people thinking bad of you.

Where I live, and not for much longer by the way, more on that in a future blog, entry here, there are two guys, one who does groovy lazer light shows, that I’m bringing on board as a video producer. On the other side, is a guy who has a super clean Dodge truck that anybody would be glad to drive. Their success in living here at the Powers of Burley? Shut the damn door, Lock it, and do not intermix with these mentally challenged, people that also live here. Here at the Powers, you keep to yourself , come home, sleep, eat , crap, go elsewhere.

Sadly our world even our nation has grown so suspicious and critical as well as simple paranoid that it’s a wonder we can even go to the grocery store and be pleasant with each other.

One walks into the store and just says howdy to a lady, and her guy thinks your making moves on his lady. Tipping your hat , opening a door, and just a simple hello, is not taken as it was hell even 10 years ago.

I get chastised , by my PSR for not going out for a walk more. Shoot , I try , but I go out in the truck somewhere, that few if anybody else is. Then take my walk. Sure the life of small town rural Idaho or America is not for everyone, but I can remember being more in the take a walk notion in Salt Lake City than I am here.

There’s a line from one of Allen Jackson’ songs that goes something to the effect, of doing a lot of front porch sitting, thinking, and just doing something as easy as reading your Bible. The difference between people who read that Bible and practice what’ in it, is the difference between Yankees and Confederates. We believe in what’s written down there we practice it. The verses that reads , if you see your neighbor or fellow man and he’s hungry, feed him, if he’s cold and naked, clothe him, if he needs a place to sleep give him your bed. While the latter might be a bit out there, If I have it and another needs it worse than I do, I help provide.

The young girl in Goons Ferry, that I lived next door to. She needed to make some extra bucks for school supplies. Sure I could have hired outside talent that was a pro model, and ultimately did, but I said sure she can work for us. Right away the evil thoughts ran rampant, and it was he’s a molester or something. Excuse me? She had a need, and I was just being a Confederate Christian trying to help. No difference in my opinion if it was hiring the girl or if her dad needed a job, or service that I could provide free. I would and do, that every day. I don’t know how many what I call welfare toews I do, but it’s a bunch. Yet I’m a bad guy. Yet some of those same people can’t even pony up a can of Skoal once in awhile when I’m running low? However a deed done from the heart is not to have a response or payback its just to extend the kindness our Lord gives to us. This is the difference in just reading the Bible, and practicing what’s in it.

That’s the Confederate way. It is old skool to be sure, and yes there are circumstances that require a bit of closer look, but have we grown so far from what our Lord taught that we can’t say , can I help ? In some way?

One of the things that Nurse GoodBody did, and ya’ll know the story, but her extension of that one kindness endeared her to me for life. So I try to pay it forward as well.

When this Union, finally reaches to the point of being able to embrace the old Confederate ways, then, I’ll stop being so mean.

Until L8R Ya’ll

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That's right. 'Tain't yours, and 'tain't mine.
--Mark Twain
(when friend said that a certain rich man's money was "tainted")

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Its just not that easy unless I and or the rest of the club knows you, don’t ask to join.

Every day or just about every other day, I get at least two or three requests from someone on FaceBook or similar to join the Knytes or one of our sibling groups. The fact is, its just not that damn simple. For one to be in the club, the club has to know you or have knowledge about you. First your introduced to the club by being a hangaround do odd jobs, help in projects. That takes anywhere from 6 months to a year. After that your raised up to be a Prospect, short for prospective , member. You get a little more responsibility and authority, but no voting privileges nor benefits. You in both cases pay monthly dues of $75.00 a month, on the first of the month , every month. This can last up to two years. If by then we like you, you’ve proven loyal and your honor is intact with the club, and dues fully paid, you pay your $400.00 yearly dues, go through the blood ceremony, then and only then are you a patched member. Nothing short of that . The only way around that is if someone already a patched member knows you damn well and you have paid into the treasury of the club somehow. Outside of that these rules apply. So hey if that’s you fine be a hangaround, but quit sending me friendship requests on frigging FaceFart.  The friendly open arm welcome we once had no longer exists. A few abused membership rights and even tried to defraud the club, since then membership even hangaround , is by our invitation only, but not yours.

The only reason we even have a FaceBook page is so that our membership that cain’t be here at the founding charter HQ can know wuzz up. The rest is for us, and us only. Guess I need to close the welcome door.

Okay so your walking through the food store or the Mall, you see some hot seat cover and think dang I’d love to poke that, I’d make it last all night. Truth is 70% of us , especially if its been awhile, is done after the first three minutes , needing to recharge.

Now the situation is different for guys who have known their gal for awhile. Since she’s always there, most of the time, you know her, she knows you, the concert in the bedroom has the same songs, so you can hold off for at least 5 minutes. These guys and there’s only been what two that can hold off ejaculating. One was famous for that even had a pepper shaker named after him. The rest of us can practice some restraint, but scents and feelings amongst other factors can have us off faster than a alky drag racer , while women who need a bit more time is like a diesel engine, slow to get warmed up and started, but once you do they can last a long time. trouble is the amount of guys who can hold off longer than 5 minutes are few.

But you want too. Especially if its some hot young thing or some near starlet somewhere.

For me and the subject came up the other day, about messing with younger gals. First I have a cut off at age 18, anything younger than that , no way for legal and even moral reasons. However its not that the situation has not presented itself.

I remember this young tween I met once in Buhl when I was courting Kathy Adams there in Buhl. She was a hot young thing, smelled like tranquility and felt nearly that way when she’d try to snuggle. But I never allowed it to progress, wish now in some ways I’d have, but I like being on the outside not inside, know what I mean there? Then there was this trainee intern that was some damn 15 year old in Jerome, her mom saw one of the few talent ads that the Slime News allowed us to run, she signed up this little blonde thing. Oh sweet as sugar, and she damn near threw herself at me. Thing was I saw that rock falling.

So I got outta there. Even so when it looks of age but ain’t it can be tempting.

Any mile, big day Wednesday, so it’s the bunk.

See ya’ll on WyldAyre

L8R

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Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
--Epicurus, ancient Greek philosopher

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Under Capitalized and completely unknowing

So went to look at this used Ford Contour downtown, looked good, and dig this the dude sells two way radios, so far so good.

Then looked up on Yahoo, to see if there was a price break there. According to Yahoo, no 97 Contour exists, here. Guess what Yahoo, there’s one here down 13 blocks from me with 150k on the clock, shows how much you can’t find online. I’m beginning to think we are at the near end of the road as far as the cyber highway. Of course the dungheads in Simi Valley California and near Gay bay San Francisco is where both our grand Google as well as FaceFart is hq’d, but even so they do not have interns let alone , people watching newspapers etc for car listings.

Okay then it’s just like news coverage, in Mini Cassia. Whether it be print, or TV if it isn’t a major get down funky story your not going to see it on KTVB or KMVT, and the Voice and or Weekly Journal here has no real clue as to what is going on. The only real information source with dependability is, HazzardAyre. No less, no more. Its like I overheard some news feller the other day while I was chowing down two booths over, wouldn’t have perked up my ears but there was talk of good ole HazzardAyre, here. Okay the conversation went something to the effect that we here at HazzardAyre were a radical force to be reckoned with, that we didn’t care about who we stepped on and so on, the conclusion here, these two guys were absolutely right.

HazzardAyre has been kicking the ass, out of and directly to every damn other media source in Idaho and Utah for nearly 30 years now. We look on and report news, and happenings nobody else is going to, usually because it has the story or article has none LDS undertones to it. We DON”T FRACKING care about the DAMN MORMON CHURCH, that whole damn thing is nothing more than that Scientology thing tuned bassackwards. Both are a bitch to get into and an even worse headache to get out of, and both coddle the rich and famous. The LDS Church does the Osmonds, Scientology does Tom Cruise. We accept ads from the smoke shops, tattoo shops, even the brothels in Wells and Elko Nevada. We welcome those ads, because 80% of our readers and listeners to our radio network frequent those type of places so why not? Their money is just as good and green as anybody else’ so again why not? Oh by the way, to those keeping score, I have tried every way I can, and that damn Church still will not excommunicate me. What do I need to do, go to church and spank my monkey in the main chapel? That’s a story for another time.

Any mile HazzardAyre went into operation fully capitalized, fully aware and ready to do battle in 2005. In a remote studio in Bountiful Utah. At the time we ran three LIVE shows, with two tv audio to radio pre recorded programs, AG/DAY and American Thunder. In mid 2006 I moved to Wyoming(Wished I’dve stayed there) opened a studio in the same place where a podiatrist practiced.(Seems no where can I go that I’m not involved with feet somehow) so we opened the studio, and was really busting balls, but there is only so much on air talent in a population of 13,000 people, so I did a search found BSU’s broadcast program, but in reality was only a none deleted website of BSU’ that had not been unplugged. So my exec officer and I set off to come to Boise for a look see. She had other intentions but here we came. Perhaps things might have been better if we’d have went straight to Boise, not stopped here in the Tragic Valley due to my need to attempt to relive the good old days in Hazzard . So we got here but we all never gave up on HazzardAyre.

Yes twice nearly lost the farm , and LexiBelle over it, and thanks to Nurse GoodBody we never lost LexiBelle, but the rest well I blame that on a stuffed swine sized female that decided to throw a wrench in the works. Should’ve thrown her out the same day she interviewed.

Still HazzardAyre has survived storm after storm. And now looks like HazzardAyre will become more than the EasyRiders style publication of everything confederate and Dukes-of-Hazzard, but a bigger radio gig than ever. Why? Because I got a email today from Sirius/XM inquiring would I like to establish a HazzardAyre XM Satellite radio channel? Does a bear shit?

If we kicked the Mountain American medias ass b4 imagine what we’ll do now.

Simply put the Giant is awake.

Hitting the rack fire fighting is tiring , so need my 12 hours. Maybe if I’m lucky, I’ll get it without twelve phone calls for things other than towing, and two knocks at the door for something else except to get toewed.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy.
--Lyman Beecher

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She snoozed she loozed!!

Well its official, the teen from Buhl, bailed, more over I fyred her. Talk about annoying? Damn Sam. FaceBook or shall I say FaceFart, should have a thing that authenticates ones age. Then teens could not intermix with adults, or adults mistakenly intermix with teens. Not only is this dangerous in a trailer truck load of reasons, but, why should, I have to be asked to be a friend to a teen? More over some molesters wanting to mess with teens or even younger. Hey FaceFart , set up an age verification program.

This is part of the reason, long ago the Knytes-of-Anarchy as well as the AyreWolvez decided, that if we did open call auditions and interviews for new screen and art talent, etc that minimum age is at minimum 21 years old. While 21 is no magic number, especially females whose minds do not mature until age 25 or so, still by age 21 , you’d hope some experience and intelligence would start to bloom. Thus make her at least legal to put in front of the camera. Sure Hollywood don’t do that, but Idaho and even to a small degree ain’t Hollywood, nor even Nashville. With us she’s of age or she don’t get on the screen or the page. Nuff said.

Okay then, musty out, even with a partly cloudy night and all and a window air conditioner going full strength I was sweating like I was in the Burmese Jungle. Whew.

Again though I must say to Bryanna, would have liked you in the project, but you snoozed you loozed.

So out of shits and giggles, looked at Buhl’ c-of-c page. If this area ever , and I mean ever gets out of pulling carts and wagons it’ll be a miracle.

To which I must add this.

Overnight on my radio show, some of ya’ll phoned in and questioned the move by me to Boise. Simply its this, Boise has affordable, not cheap, but affordable living places, two; Boise and the area has flight schools, with CFI(Certified Flight Instructors) who can recertify me to get back to flying something other than sport or experimental aircraft, of which the Lady is classified as. Three, and this is right on the dot. Said by an old Ignore County Deputy who was the main cop in Goons Ferry for years. He told me there is the state of Idaho and the state of Ada. While in the same vicinity the two seldom meet. In essence things that happen in Boise and Ada County do not happen elsewhere in the State of Idaho. The fact that Idaho in general especially the greater Tragic Valley has gotten to the point one can’t find work, and even if you do, means working two jobs just to be able to afford a decent place to live, and that decent place to live is overpriced considering economic conditions. Boise areas living expenses are expensive but manageable, plus there’s economic activity, consider the new Zion’s bank tower in the middle of Boise. You wont find that elsewhere in Idaho. What’d ya think if the AyreWolvez held the 2014 Miss AyreWolf pageant at the Morrison Art Center, rather than being put off all the damn time by the Magic Valley Mall and/or the CSI Expo Center.

How about for us Dukes fans, the Hazzard Nationals/aka DukesFest West at the Western Idaho Fairgrounds or perhaps Idaho Expo center over yonder at Nampa.

Then of course the ultimate in my opinion, The AyreWolvez-AyreShow. Do that up at the Nampa Airport? And last but not least and I take blame for this getting my pecker stuck in the upheaval, but I know of an outfit that could’ve put together this HazzardAyre-WyldAyre web site of ours back in 2008. We’d be up a going by now. But few if anyone in the rest of Idaho have that ability. There is a long list, and the knowledge of the fact that lightning seldom strikes in the same place twice even three times, still Boise for me is Salt Lake City, at a discount. And myself and the club need to be there.

So last Saturday after I got over the discovery of damage on LexiBelle, the club and I decided that the club, would maintain a office in Gooding serving tragic valley, as AyreWolf Aviation will be building a hangar there at the Gooding County Airport, the same will be repeated in Nampa, and American Falls.

More L8R at the midday report, I need a shower.

L8R Ya’ll

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when tripping tall cotton look for snakes-Jessie Duke

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Overnyte thoughts

The MHI folks are eyeballing us again, too bad those weren’t the ones that got charred in the wyldfyres up there. One can only hope.

Any mile have noticed that FaceFart is screening our content again. However the interesting fact is, they don’t bother HazzardAyre, but the rest of our blog spots they make do up one of those captchas. While Internet security amongst other things similar is crucial to FaceFarts survival, add to that Mark’ NASDAQ ratings are very low, you’d think they’d be more friendly. Ain’t it nice we have Google.

Got an email from Bry , saying she wants to kool relations. Nothing new. What else do you expect from a Tragic Valley Teen? Like I have been saying on SAMCRO’ blog page most of the day, Boise is looking mighty sweet. But too still looking at all options. Bottom line its time for a change. And for your information Bry did not come over, but then I did not really expect her to.

What I’d love for a real talent agency to work this with. But hey , there are options.

That I’ll talk about later today.

L8R Ya’ll

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--Anonymous

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