Saturday, June 15, 2013

Your TV is about to change it’s time for Dixie Diesel TV

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Earlier this afternoon whilst I was taking my siesta I got to thinking of the TV show on RFDTV about the old locomotives and things railroad. Nothing wrong with that so all you train fans don’t start scratching your testicles .

But I thought what about those big rigs crossing those big roads, highways and country back roads across the USA? What about a TV show about the golden era of trucking, especially the owner operators aka independent truckers? Those old mom & pop truck stops? The old ways of freight haulers and all? Then I realized that is the reason the Knytes were reformed to begin with. Taking our Hazzard heritage, and putting it on 18 wheels or even six.

HazzardAyre once was after all Dixie Diesel Radio, the entire radio gig in the first place was created to be the one source of 411 for truckers of all kinds. So then after I hit the head and got back in bed, staying off my leg that swollen up like a firehose that was about to burst at 02:00 yesterday but I was occupied in thought of why this thing I have busted butt for, for 30 plus years was about anyway and even why the club was founded to begin with. Trucking .

So got up, fixed a frozen burger and some kind of taters, and did a Google search, for anything resembling Trucker TV. There was one show that caught my eye hosted by a fancy smancy seatcover, and thought this is the kind of thing we had in mind, but lets expand it. Call it Dixie Diesel Trucker TV, have a hot babe host the thing, with some out takes of what we do on the radio here with me in it, and go from there.

But not limited to just a TV show , but a cable/satellite network, that carried all things trucks, trucking and reflected the trucking/trucker lifestyle. Kind of like what Patrick at RFDTV does for country and farming, but in this case our case, do it directed to trucking. Instead of market reports ran 5 times a day, do up trucker news 3 times a day with something different on each report. Not just repeats like RFDTV does. A truckers weather watch done on the hour, then run those old TV shows of and about trucking, from BJ & The Bear to Movin On, plus do a movie on Saturday night with a trucker based movie. By now you get the idea. Then of course overnight, instead of one of those off the wall near fraudulent infomercials, run live broadcasts of Dixie Diesel/HazzardAyre Radio so you can see me doing it. Can I have a mighty 10-4/Amen?

Now to something that comes close to home here. Heard tell there was this dude here in Tweaker Flatts, who put an ad on CraigsList, to hire some punks to rape him, him portraying his XYL(Ex Young Lady) the idea was he was looking to put out a hit on his XYL, no wonder gals get skiddish about answering our ads. Thing is we done turned that over to a reputable casting agency out of Utah, but my what a society we have become here in Tweaker Flatts.

which begs the question, why is it that some gal trying to make some extra bread, don’t start up an agency here for the media. No not us, done gave that up, as a guy casting anything or setting up an agency seems all to self serving, but what about a gal doing this, who would pre screen clients wanting talent, prescreen the applying talent, collecting the talent fee plus booking the talent, can you say Kuching? 

So get ready truckers and America, your TV is about to push in the clutch , hit gear 13 and goes truckin.

Good Numbers to Ya’ll

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