What part of no don't you understand?

Either I  am proposedly the richest man on line. Why? Because every dern fool day I get a call from some dillweed wanting me to buy something.  Either insurance for the choppers, the trucks, or some idiot who interrupts my lunch at the Twin Falls Idaho Senior Center which most of the time is ppurrty good grub. Beats what I get at McDonald's for about the same price. Plus I am around Albeit discharged and assigned civilian duty, and have pretty good conversations. A full round meal that doesn't taste like a nuked something like a beef patty but it don't taste like all beef or maybe it's horse meat.  Kind of like wondering just what kind of fish is in the Filet o Fish at McDonald's. You just don't. 

Sorry got off track. Literally.  

So who are these people who use a Wyoming phone line to get me right in the middle of a meal or in flight and or driving. If it's either one I ain't answering that phone no how no way. And if you think shit ain't going hit the propeller your wrong. With 4 aviation disasters in the past two weeks that killed one of our own THE FAA is going to be inspecting more often and digging into flight licenses. Which is what started the fiasco of idiots calling me to re-insure our aircraft for this summer. Especially since we as a company and the WolfPack pack getting high on billowing smoke helping to dowsing flames over Los Angeles California over just a week ago. Seems like the FAA is wanting to ground a bunch of these old warbirds we fly until further inspections. Including GA and Commercial aviator certificates. Med cards the works. If ya'll thought it was bad before,? Watch and see if the Fed's don't tighten the screws even tighter.

Have you taken a look at the new gal President Trump put in as JD Director.  Pam Bondi I already call her Pam Blondie. Cute but someone that spiffy looking is going to take a lot of convincing she's serious. Don't get me wrong the shake up of the Swamp in DC is great.  Finally there's going to be some order in that cesspool and less farting around with your tax dollars.  Heck even we this year have to file taxes for the Hazzard Syndicate. Like wise  me. I thought I was exempt but, hold on fact checkers, it's just something I heard. But VA and entitlement income like SSI are getting a sniffing over. Sure it's supposed to be tax free but don't bet on it. And if you think Musk and going to have the IRS take a look at you think again. Eldon is going to look into every crack and cranny he can. 

Are you comfortable allowing a civilian look over you Financials? 

What if you say some wrong on X aka Twitter? Is Eldon going to look you over? 👀 watch and see if I ain't right. Time to yell tyranny in the face let out a Rebel yell and grab with both hands as Big Balls himself looks at your ledgers. These scallwags and carpetbaggers are going to be howling worse than a big fat coyote. And the receiver is President Trump. I am drawing a line in the mud and saying lock and load friends. Confession time is nigh. 

Been fiddling with the new gear here at the radio werx.  Some parts are working. Others not so much. Even got a Donner notice from GoDaddy today. So busting hump for 💸 cash 💸  to renew that. With that being said, I am working to find someone to rework our radio werx website. I know good luck finding one here in Tweaker Flatts, the two draw backs are as usual  our battleflag 

And of course the eye candied lower limbs.

Seems those two illustrations are gumming up the progress. 

So been thinking, might be time to take Mary's suggestion and not do so much 

And a little more of a Suttle approach. 

that at all.  Speaking of which the young honey at Church might be pray prey.

Still waiting on parts for the radio werx  and all. 

With me running without having LexiBelle 

Here bringing in extra cash for my stash so been running a bit lean. 

State and Fed's haven't paid yet for our fire suppression efforts there yet. Guess they will wait until the California Fed's make the power company among others to pay up.

So I am grounded and hitting the rack.

My pick for the game? Eagles by 5.

Next weekend or so is my version of the SuperBowl. The Daytona 500. Kyle Busch by 10 laps.

L8R Aviators 

This edition of HazzardAyre Unlimited is brought to you by the color pink.

Have you ever sat down and just marveled at creations? Like even though up close an ant 🐜 is quite fugdugly. Their tiny faces are only attractive to other ants. Except to me. I think a tiny ant 🐜 is not only cute but, also quite industrious.  And fast. An ant can run at the speed of 120 mph. Did you know that? And while it is quite a task you can even find that albeit just intelligible still they talk to each other. Call it antcomm. For lack of a better word. I had to smack one of my AyreCrew earlier today when he was about to gas a bunch of the tiny critters. For hell sake, if you do that the rest of the colony will show up for the funeral and then you really have a problem. Kind of like I find tiny house flies cute. They really don't hurt anything and are interesting to observe. Consider if we truly had aircraft that could maneuver like they do. Or land on a surface totally upside down. Then roll their tiny bodies upside down and watch you make an arse of yourself. Sure there are larger flies or parts of the species 🤔 and will bite 🫦 if they feel threatened but the tiny bitty ones are really not a menace. 

Then there are colors of the spectrum. Everyone thinks that blood is red or a dark maroon.  When in fact blood only changes color when exposed to oxygen.  The rest of the time it is a deep blue purplish color.

Then there is the color of just about every male corpuscles heart pink. Pink really 💗 isn't pink. It's more of a dark plum color or shade. Be it meat 🍖 or a vajay-jay. Even that engorged is not Pink. It just isn't so why did we create that shade in our minds? Why do we call it Pink? Where did the word Pink come from? More investigation needs to be done.

Okay the daylee. 

Just about got the mini mode gear configured. Just need a couple of tiny pieces or connectors and should be ready to do a test hop a week from today. That's about how long it'll take to get the tiny parts delivered. Heaven pray that some not so anal retention afflicted person refires Radio Shack back up and opens a retail facility.  It's a pain in my groin every time I need just one tiny part that I have to go online, risk the online retailer and or person and hope it gets to me as ordered and in the right amount.

Last week had a near new console ordered from some Joe Smoke on Ebay.   $250 not bad. But yet when I cued up to order it, kept getting a no can do notice off my plastic.  After concluding discussion with KeyBank found that the shipping charges was more than the console itself. So ordered a mini toy mixer that will suffice from Amazon.  But would have loved 😍  getting what I wanted. Don't tell me it's one price then add on a huge shipping charge. Tell me the entire price and the shipping charges. 🚢  sorry just made me angry. Was planning on doing a show this evening but as said not yet quite yet ready to flip the button. I am from the skool of if your going to do something do it right or don't do it at all.  Like the saying my Mum used to tell me. It's one thing to let people think your stupid rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

See ya'll in the AM on the AM.

L8R AVIATORS