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Saturday, May 7, 2011

God snaps you back to humbleness and which day is truly the Sabbath?

So there I was Friday afternoon, headed to the Wayside for some needed grub, and was going there after shaking the tree of a fellow broadcaster who I’m courting for the beginnings of syndicating HazzardAyre Radio with.

Feeling like I was so that. Stopped in the parking lot of the Wayside and put my foot on the e-brake. Did so hard, pulled the cable right away from its mount. After trying to find a NEW replacement, could not find one anywhere. A emergency brake cable assembly for a 93 S-dime must be a OEM dealer only part. Even LMC Truck does not have one.

So went in, ate and realized the mishap was God’s way of pulling me back and making me understand that I am not all that. There are times I think that way too many of us, get to thinking that we are Long Dong John, super , and forget , only God(Kahless) is the ultimate being.

So then was researching topics for my sermon at today’s meeting of the Dixie Amalgamated Church , that meets on Saturday’s and concluded that Saturday is truly the Sabbath day. Not Sunday. Yet many meet on Sunday’s. I also am having troubles in my mind thinking that the Holy Bible is the completed work of God’s teachings through his Son Jesus Christ. There is too much left out. From the concept of a woman for Adam , long before Eve, to the time frame of from Jesus’ birth to the time of his walking the desert teaching. What was Jesus’ childhood like? From pre adolescence to his mid 30’s when he began his ministry, what happened in between? Then one needs to ask, what all really happened between Jesus and Mary Magdalene? Is there more to this event than what we are taught? If she was truly a prostitute, as the Bible claims, does that mean that all women who are of that profession given a free pass to Stovacore(Heaven).

Any mile need sleep, but that’s some things for ya’ll to consider.

L8R

Quote of the day:
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. - Mickey Mouse

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18“Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”

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Have ever really looked at it?

At this hour of 03:46 hours , my head should still be on the pillow, but had to get up to take my lithium , Nexiuum and Goody’s. Previous evening during a powerful session of horizontal Olympics that I have seriously been needing, I took some time to look at her vagina. Yes that mysterious point of affectionate desire that most red blooded Confederate males hunger and strive for. As I laid there with mini mag flashlight looking at it, making sure there was nothing there that would cause me to itch and scratch later, like smagma , or any other near microscopic critters, I really looked it over, and thought , do other guys really look at where they are about to enter? Or do most guys just plunge right on in? If you really look, you might be surprised as to what it really looks like.

To me it looks like a slightly dark pink , nearing purple, dried up , really dried up prune. It’s not that great looking.

Of course perhaps younger ones might look better, but in these days and age, checking age is crucial. If you don’t check her age the next voice you hear from her might be; “ Hi I’m Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline”. Not for this ten wheeled cowboy. I of course wanted to have the latest book from Sue Macgarvie, you know from or radio show the gal who wrote , “ Quivering Jello” and who does the Sex With Sue , Sexy Minute.

I wanted to name all the individual parts, of that gem that so many men have serious conflict yet seek the pleasure of the ultimate release from.

In many ways , I’d rather look at a healthy V-8 big block Chevy, fully chromed Harley or the insides of a Pratt & Whitney 2800 radial engine. One gal I knew long time ago, said , “ If it has tits, or heels on it, men are going to have trouble with it”. That perhaps is true, she added wheels, to the list, and there are those younger males out there , that even though they might be computer savy, could not even add oil to the engine, much less tear it apart and put it together again.

Just like Thursday evening, pulled into the Buhl Riddley’s to snag grub for the night. There was this gal there having battery troubles. Hood up, yet would not crank. So got out my jumper box , and the car still would not crank. So I told her what she ought to do is give A-1 , my alter back up, a call. Yet she called a competitor who proceeded to flat toew it back to his shop. Excuse me never in any case would I toew a newer model car flat with just a chain. Front wheels on the ground, means the tranny might be dry, but there is some fluid flowing to that gear box, tearing up cv joints and pulling on that bumper means bent radiator core support, and troubles with the inflation device later. Even at 25 mph just 12 blocks , never ever flat toew. She’ll remember that when she pays for more repairs on top of a seized starter.

Youngn ’s don’t think as well, and this brings me to an all important thought. There are computer repair places, then there are those that know their stuff. Tiny notebook puter I have a month ago swallered a virus, too it to Microchips in Twinky Flatts, they got out the virus, but failed to reload most of if not all , the drivers that my puter needs to function properly, which brings me to the question, here in the Tragic Valley, is Snake River Computers of Burley the only ones that can truly fix a computer?

Of course looking to file a small claims suit with Twinky Flatts County, to get them to pay for the new repairs. When something costs me money, I want my moneys worth. The response from Microchips is, bring it back and we’ll check it over and fix the problems. My response is, why would I take it back for someone to screw it up even worse.

Picked up my buckets from Filer, took it to Burley , where for $250.00 less than them fellers in Filer priced it out, going to have the seats redone. The place in Burley can do the job, plus have their own embroidery machine to put the wings in the inner fabric.

What I’m getting to here is this, is the mini Cassia area far and away better than say Twinkly Flatts as far as progress? Would seem so.

So finally, met with Jay at the local newspaper there in Burley, about doing a piece every week of and for the Knytes. His main hold back was the gals in bikini’s at the end of all my pieces. Fact is, there have never been bikini’s in blogs or other written pieces. They are all in , granted slightly uncladded but in nylons wearing Teddy bear attire. Never bikini’s. His thoughts were that showing of female body, is inappropriate. I say, “ Bullsbreath”. There are others out here, that want to see something a bit racy and spicy. Hey some like their eye candy bland while the rest of us want something with some Tabasco sauce.

So in closing want to ask the question , in your horizontal Olympics , do you really look at it?

More L8R, meds kicking in.

Quote of the day:
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Women should not be in charge of anything cept keeping house and raising young’ns.

With rare exception and I have known a few, women should not be in charge of anything in the work force, or be in administrative jobs. Sure women have more college degree’s than us male corpuscles, but generally speaking when a serious decision needs to be made, most women will refer to either a male boss, or in the home, their husband or male . Not able to make a serious decision, or work the hours to be productive. Not saying there are not jobs that women are not able to do, from being on TV , a model, or secretarial pool, or the housekeeping or food services industries they do fine. But whether its an insurance lady, making a decision on an insurance claim to a gal in charge of an apartment complex, getting a woman to make an absolute decision is tougher than pulling teeth out of a rooster.

Let’s face it, women have several handicaps in the business world. First, because they are women they have children. If the kid at home gets sick, guess what she needs to stay at home taking care of the kid. Which means she aint at the office, meaning no decision can be made. Second women have biological conditions, from that friendly monthly visitor, to needing her hair done, try to get something done, forget it. These conditions are just things us guys just do not have. Thus , mistakes, while they happen to us as well as women, just don’t happen that often.

Then there is the condition of women driving. While I know of a few driving dragin wagons, likewize big trucks, in the mini van with kids is a condition that will soon require a dragin wagon. If she’s driving alone, her hands are at the 9, and 3 oclock position but you’d very seldom see a woman driving with one hand on the wheel.

Like I said there are exceptions to the rule , the rule is women are made to enhance us males not replace us, likewize should not be in charge of anything.

Next entry old farts behind the wheel.

L8R

Quote of the day:
Discretion is not the better part of biography. - Lytton Strachey

James 5:16“Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.”

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Terran’s are so NIEEVE and ignorant

Terran’s are so naive, the thought that the universe centers on this tiny rock the third rock from a major solar star is so arrogant that one needs to ask, and observe that the current maladies that the planet is going through is more of that arrogance rather than just simple destiny.

The universe is so vast and nearly unencumbered that there is, as the Terran bible says it, worlds upon worlds. I say universes within and surrounding other worlds, as well as other universes and galaxies.

Carl Sagan said it best, throughout billions and billions of stars. We have seen the government cover-up’s of documentation detailing up close and contact with off Terran planet , civilizations and cultures. Yet for some odd unknown reason or reasons the major ruling government wishes not to share its findings with its citizens. Secrecy seems to be the staple of the solar day, and keeping the residents of this third rock from the sun , ignorant of just what else is out there is just plain wrong.

Some of the problems this planet is having, from our atmospherical maladies, to our political unrest, might have occurred elsewhere in our or an adjacent galaxy. By exploring the other galaxies and welcoming those who would travel here, even by sub-space, sub-light speed, we could collaborate with others who just might know something more than we do.

Yet funding and research for NASA, and other similar organizations is some of the first things the Congress cut in its reassessment of dollars going to agencies.

This arrogance and ignorance, is the same as the Union has towards the confederacy both then as well as now. The Knytes-of-Anarchy and sibling organization Sons of Kahless, have been trying and only moderately succeeding in getting the populas to give any attention to these ideals. Ideals and historic observations, that lead to acceptance rather than hate, based on outdated concepts. The fact that a battle flag of our confederacy, is also used , inappropriately by two hate groups, the KKK and Arian nations. In reality the flag is not one of hate, but brotherly love. Likewize the Confederates have as our nation will define it, 5 other flags, that we salute.

I for one dream, of the day, when as the creator of all things Trekkie, dreamed, of in his TV series, of when acceptance of people and cultures is of self enlightenment, enrichment and education , rather than panic of sheer destruction. There are worlds beyond this one, we need if our planet is to survive to embrace rather than repel those beings , and learn from them.

stardate: 88343.33

Quote of the day:
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

The blind and deaf Yankee’s

Today started like most, woke up way to early, at least much earlier than most urbanites and it would seem as ruralites are following their urban counterparts. Since both it seems is getting lazier. So I was hauling more of my stuff to Burley, for future distribution once I settle on a suitable location of the next Wolf’s Den, and was tuned into KLIX-‘s Top Story show, that one of my mentors in radio hosts on KLIX AM 1310, out of Twinky Flatts. They were talking about the thing of nobody showing confirmation photos of the shooting of Osama Bin Laden. Kelly is right, I want to see for sure. Not saying the bastard ain’t dead, but just like many celebrities and Osama for better or worse is a Celebrity, but many they claim that are belly up , I think are on some island somewhere where, Mr. Roark of Fantasy Island fame is hosting these people, for re-entering society at a more politically proper time.

If Bin Laden is dead , great, if not , I have a loaded 12 gauge sitting here, with no hesitation of plugging the bastard, hell Bin Laden is nearly as ignorant as a Yankee is, and son that be bad.

So was haulin, and discovered that tit would seem all too many old farts, were out in their 15 year old Buicks and Oldsmobile’s. At 20 or less mph, using both damn lanes and not giving a shit if those behind , might need to get somewhere. Hey I have great respect for my elders, but damn it, if your too old and feeble to drive the posted speed limit, get off the damn road. Of course its not just the old farts. Some farmers do this as well, and even worse, see their damn neighbor and stop right damn near in the middle of the road. Makes one just want to slam on binders with the jake roaring, then when the fuzz asks why, tell the fuzz , hey if I hadn’t drawn up the jake those two old farmers would have been squished.

So just out of Hansen headed out through Murtaugh, to Burley on old 30, here was a preview of the Hazzard County fall Parade, IDOT decided to stripe the road. Which is okay, but the damn foreman in the new escort truck should have seen the some 7 cars and two big trucks behind the paint truck, and had the paint truck pull the frig over so we could all get by. Shit the Idaho drivers handbook sezz, if any vehicle is traveling at a slower pace than the rest of the normal flow of travel/Traffic, and delaying more than three vehicles, they are required to PULL OVER so we can get by. Of course stupid drivers, stupid Yankee’s.

Of course once I got unloaded, and off to the Wayside for breakfast, the sexy owner honey owner there of welcomes, ye ole Wolf, with open arms and a hug, then some folks wonder why I’m burning up highway to get moved back there.

More L8R

Quote of the day:
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Philippians 4:6-7“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Going beyond the normal, start a Path.

So there I was, watching the TV, yesterday and for lack of programming, caught the tail end of the extended version of the Today Show With Hoda and Kathie Lee Gifford. So apparently, Hoda has the flu, so Kathie Lee was giving Hoda a foot rub with Vix Vapor rub. And my , either it was the camera, or the fact that Hoda has big , I mean BIG feet, with toes bigger than Ball Park sausages. I mean for heck sake if your going to show feet and toes, make em small. Like this>>>> Not gorilla feet. Hell , gorillas have better looking feet that Hoda does.

I can remember when showing women’s feet and toes in or out of hose, was a taboo. Ya’ll just did not see it. Reason, it takes real searching to find sweet feet , for TV stuff. Which is why I’m always on the look. See we do an update on our tag line for Dixie Toewing here that goes, we luv toews. Get it? Toew truck , toews. However when we began that in 1982 , it was unheard of and even, somewhat bordering on porn in many area TV producers in this area, to show toes, whether in or out of nylon hose, which I started that half of putting toes in nylon hose. I describe it this way. Some women’s feet like the wheels on a truck, look okay plain. Then there are those that look better chrome as far as truck wheels, or women’s feet in nylon hose. That little bit of primping makes the whole package looks good, chrome wheels on a truck makes the truck look better, nylons on the feet covering the toes on women makes them look better. Just enhances the entire look.

This is not the only thing we have done, but it shows , we at AyreWolf/HazzardAyre radio as well as the entire crew preserving all things Hazzard County and the Confederacy, is not afraid of Going beyond the normal, in fact going beyond where others fear to tread. We start paths. Its easy to follow ones already there, but starting a path takes courage. We have plenty of that.

By the Hazzard County highway, we are casting for a new crop of honeys for money to represent us on TV. Email us at ayrewolf@gmail.com , for details.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the day:
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Aneurin Bevan

2 Chronicles 7:14“if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.”

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Don’t believe everything you see on TV ! ! !

Don’t believe all you see on TV, not only the fictitious shows, but also the fictitious ads. Many ads you see on TV are from the open source market or what is called in the business of TV , fill in ads. Fill in ads are those of poor quality and do the direct sale pitch, as in the latest thingamabob from Telebrands , that is made very cheap, will not last, does not live up to the Money back guarantee yet is always the $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

I bring this to your attention because the radical gearhead crew here at AyreWolf Aviation/ Dixie Toewing are looking at kicking in gear a big ad project with only three TV stations in Idaho, coupled with a national campaign on RTV(Retro Television Network) . The three Idaho stations are KPIF Chubbuck Idaho, the eastern Idaho affiliate for RTV, KBOI CH 2 Boise, the Boise affiliate for RTV and FoX-35(if they ever call me) the local FoX affiliate, for Twin Falls, with parent station in Pocatello.

Some might ask why?

Two examples, even with our affiliation with Chucks bunch in TF, still I had the dreaded experience watching two competitors in Buhl today when those two toews should have been ours here at Dixie. One of the major reasons they might not call us as much as we’d like, even though we are not the new kid on the highway, still , some might not know we are the ones to call if someone needs a toew.

Now of course the reason we rather I do not do radio ads is I do my own radio ads o my own online radio station, and with KDXB about to hit the local ayrewaves, there are not a bunch of radio stations willing to give me a call back, however there is TV.

In the tragic valley, I will not give even the time of day to the local sub station of KTVB here as their programming is not what I watch and few others that I market to don’t watch KTVB much either, if they watch KTVB at all. Then there is KSAW the local sub station of the ABC station out of Nampa Idaho, once sister to KPVI in Pocatello years ago, when Ambassador media owned both. They never really pursued our account, so oh well. More money to spend on FoX 35.That is if they ever call me back. You’d think with two telephones both a cell as well as landline I could at least get a response. We see.

Now why push for the two RTV affiliates? Simple, RTV has a program line up that can cover both AyreWolf Aviation as well as Dixie Toewing. Consider this ; at 11:00 hours(11:00 AM) our namesake Airwolf is on RTV. Letting us target those into modified aircraft, that we hand build here at AyreWolf Aviation, later in the day, there is both the A-Team, as well as KnightRider which allows us to target our performance automotive gearhead customers as well as military customers. Of course on Sunday after NASCAR(Fox-35) most Sunday’s we can target our Aviation customers on two shows, Airwolf at 16:00 hours(4:00PM) as well as BlackSheep Squadron at 17:00 hours ( 05:00PM) . Added to that is the fact that RTV’s rates are hard to beat. As for roughly $350.00 a pop one can get a ad ran coast to coast. Meaning for what most in this area charge for prime time tv ads, on RTV I can run my ad to the point I can saturate the market as well as the region.

Now one might be wondering why with our affection with all things Dukes-of-Hazzard and SOA, that we are not on the local cable system. Those who read this blog knows. We tried , but they said our ads were to racy. But my thoughts on that if our ads are too racy, why not give us the standards so we could produce an ad or two that meets their requirements not just shut us off?

As far as the grand daddy, KMVT we tried, but hey , who watches KMVT? Except for NCIS and a few shows on Monday nights, I don’t watch KMVT or any of their channels which they aggressively acquired both the WB, any MYTV.

Many of the local TV stations I have tried to deal with sezz they have no interest in any customer that might upset the local predominant religion.(Mormons) which have nothing in reality against us. And I have talked many church senior officials and they have no problem with our ads. In fact , even though many local stations despise the concept of me smoochin a toe to play with two words, that are spelled different, are defined different , yet sound the same. Which is why I combine the two words into one, they being toe and tow = toew. Too many that is outrageous. Really, and not taking anything away here, but even FoX 35 that we are courting to be our local TV outlet, but last summer they did a promo for Syringa Cell phone company, that had a hot 20 year old something blonde gal,that the camera darn near was looking down her breasts, and many call my kissing a toe racy?

Any mile, in addition to AyreWolf Aviation / Dixie Toewing, there is promotion for AyreWolfFM.com/ KDXB FM 105.7 here in Buhl, and KDXC FM 105.1 Malta/Raft-River Idaho.

This means big $’s for local affiliates, that actually give me a call back.

But getting Dixie Toewing in front of the potential customers is needed, that way more money can we make. Getting us out there during the FoX-35 local newscast as well as Star Trek Next Generation, gets not only us but the Knytes as well as SOK(Son’s of Kahless the prophet of the Klingon Empire) so membership can be increased, meaning more that think the way we do and need what we here at AyreWolf Aviation/Dixie Toewing , do.

What the rest do on TV do, though we will not do, claim what we can’t do, nor offer false promises that many others do.

What the spots will look like, whose producing them, and why a toewing service would go on TV? Next edition.

Stay tuned,