Another highway traveled.

Another week has gone by. Last week this time I was suffering without AC, in what felt like 110 degree heat, days, and near there at night.

I was in a quandry of do we push all this radio thing, or do we just do the least and look at the new horizon near American Falls.

The ice got broken by a filly out of Jerome, thought she was keen, last Sunday. She ain’t called or emailed or came by so count her MIA, But then came Tuesday, a sweet angel originally from Shoshone, schedules up an impromptu meeting here at the Lair, and she says she might be here in the AM around 07:00. Of course heard that before by so many that come over , shoot the breeze , but then never resurface. No matter. So then earlier today, get a call, another interview, so reluctantly I crawl out of bed, on one day I don’t see earth until 18:00 hours if then, but okay, set meeting for 17:00, she shows. Oh man, all things one man could dream of and more, beauty, brains, and get this RADIO EXPERIENCE. Her parents have an old warehouse down yonder, I think a deal might get struck. Thing is I need to see more of her here, and on air before, I firmly think, hey we found true gold, but I think we are there. The fact that the ice is broken, means although being very meticulous about it, by the time we hit the switch to that big stick out on the Bell, and those 250,000 watts, blankets the valley with HazzardAyre and the rest of our gigs, all people needed will be on board. That said, my mom used to say , don’t put all the eggs in the same box, so not counting on much, at least not just yet, but I’m really feeling friskey, about it, could HazzardAyre and all her parts finally after 10 long , frustrating years, tears, no shows, troubles with fellow toewers and all, be finally coming together to be what I felt in 1975 for it to be?

I’ve always felt to a slight degree a bit of romance in this dance. Not that I am thinking that any one of the good honeys we now are entertaining, would ever want to get kozy with ye ole Wolf here. But when you finally see what just might be that Oasis on a very dry, and parched landscape, or in this case, the pieces of this grand puzzle finally going together, you get clingy, and for lack of a better set of words, in love of sorts with all three of our new applicants. Two says they are single, no boyfriends or guy pals etc, I say Can’t see why. Bro used to say, and its very accurate, If the Chassis is classy, someone’s keeping it happy. In essence you know their not sleeping alone, and damn well, have physical situation under control. Any of these honeys could snap their fingers and have any guy with Hazzard County or just normal hormones, licking their butts, and following them around like a starved puppy. Not that, that matters much for after their off air, and we do the show review, they are out the door. They are out the door. Thing is no matter where they go or with whom, once we go TV, everybody knows they belong to us, which is a blessing on one foot, and a curse on the other. Our reputation is ryding with them everywhere they go, so a little decorum, is required, but personal lives are just that, although, listening to their personal problems when we are consulted by them is just part of the big happy family atmosphere we cultivate here.

With that an with me needing to be awake at 04:00 to be on air, I’ll bid all adue,

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Fear is something to be moved through, not something to be turned from.
--Peter McWilliams

Philippians 2:9-11“Therefore God exalted him to the highest place and gave him the name that is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue acknowledge that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

From Highway Hooker to Dixie Diesel to HazzardAyre all are still on the Air

This happens once in awhile, the need to bleed some of the historical info on this radio gig, that I sweat, cry, and go hungry doing every day, from near morning to well past midnight.

The need came simply because a few of the all too self righteous all ready established TV, radio and print news outfits in our area thought we were a bit to much spice to put in their respective stews. So with the birth of what started as the TeenAge Truckers Association, modeled in more than one way after the Independent Truckers Association, and Mike Parkhurst’ Overdrive, we thought , hey the ITA did a magazine, the TTA will do radio. So a buy of rather used and derelict equipment from Lewiston High School, in Lewiston Idaho, and KDSL(KAY-DIESEL) FM 89.1 went on the air as a pirate, radio station. By mid 1979 as the TTA, took to being the Road Commanders Association, and the FCC started sniffing around, tiny KTOW AM 1090 and still 89.1 went on the air legally. The call letters KTOW were sold to a station in Colorado, and now hails as KDOH.

Over the years we pioneered many formats, the first was the only radio show on any station in the nation for us making or trying to make a living driving a tow truck. Taking its title from my own company, Highway Hooker Towing, Highway Hooker Radio went on the air in June 1983. Then came the need for a western states area OTR trucker radio show. By this time Hazzard County and I had become rather familiar and close, so what would WHOGG Boss Hogg’ station run? So in 1989, Dixie Diesel Radio fired from our sister radio station in Blackfoot Idaho, KRVI, now KDXD short for Dixie Diesel, FM 93.3 .

And now we roll into 2009, we had power in Gooding, but with a greedy landlord there and a really screwed up Post Office, there we got booted. But as true confederates we are, we never gave up. It was while living in Buhl, a thought entered my brain as I drained in pure REM sleep, the thing that would bring it all together, HazzardAyre, the combining of AyreWolf Radio and Hazzard County Radio. Be the very none conformist, radical, rebel, fight the system anti establishment radio station. Something that increasingly with Gay rights trampling Christian and other rights,and liberties.

Since 2011 HazzardAyre has made friends and enemies. Traditional media does not like us as a enterprise because we do what they dare not. After all they have their Mormon stockholders, sponsors and such , but under the covers and behind their glass walls they do admire us.

Since 2011, HazzardAyre has received awards, from three Emmy’s , and two Oscars. For innovative and original programming.

Many ask why the bits with women? Simple, Howard Stern has Robin Quivers, the Bob & Tom Show has Christy, and even KEZJ has a gal in with big Kelly in the morning, so we thought okay I want the same thing. What really accelerated this was back a few years doing Dixie Diesel, I caught an early morning run of Don Imus, who had in studio Cheerleaders. Cheering him on , during his show, thought? Have a bunch as the Hazzard County High Cheerleaders.

Over the years its been up hill, no body in traditional media likes us, and severe conservatives despise us, but we deliver the content, and ideals that they are just too timid to tackle. We play more local and unknown artists than any body, from Emma Leigh to Hazzard Life, even local bands like Medicine Man, we play the music, we interview the artists, and we try to get new talent or aspiring talent a chance to learn basic broadcast skills.

Under the Umbrella of Confederate-Steele/HazzardAyre, Highway Hooker, Dixie Diesel Radio, and all still air. With 4 stations here in Idaho, Two in Nevada with a third going in at Wendover, Two stations in Wyoming and 5 in Utah, along with our syndicated programming to all stations willing to buy our programs, you hear the voice of The Knytes-of-Anarchy, and southern culture and preservation.

Have an intern interview at 17:00 so need to prep, and supposedly one coming in at 07:00 Saturday so getting it together here.

So what does it take to get in with the club and be on HazzardAyre? Be a SWF, no kids, able to do the radical, look like Daisy Duke or have the legs of Daisy, Have the grunt and anti establishment mouth of country singer Gretchen Wilson, and have the sweetness of Selena Gomez. Oh and for all you out there asking the question, no we are not racist, I’ll take a hot Mexican gal in here any time, just none have applied.

Until we cruise here again keep it Tween the ditches,

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
Show me someone content with mediocrity and I'll show you someone destined for failure.
--Johnetta Cole

Matthew 4:4“Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Does anyone tell the truth online or on TV?

In my youth I said this, Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake , I pray the lord my soul to take.

So as I head off to my one day of rest in amongst the week I get to just recuperate, and rest I need to ask the serious question. That question is, does anyone from cyber space tell the truth any more? More over did they ever? Same goes for TV.

Watched this TV show on RFDTV, which will soon be gone as cable goes in , here in two weeks, and Cable-One with the fuss that the River Fellowship, owners of the affiliate carrying FamilyNet an RFDTV network here had with Cable One of Twin Falls, wont air anything that the River runs, including FamilyNet. So was watching that horse show by that Aussie, and it said on there you could visit and sign up for the no worries club FREE, guess what? Nope, down at the bottom of the site of that Aussie’ show, credit card info, meaning, taking that club, for a run around the corral, is not FREE, but they say it is.

Then , since I have had a personal ad running on CraigsList. Hey what has marginally worked for the radio gig might work for finding my Alpha SheWolf. As such I have gotten so many responses, and yet most are from dating services and women that are no way in creation going to get tight with this high octane Alpha Wolf. no how. It’s like my buddy on Wretched that says go look at the site, that’s about all that’s free. Everything else costs money. I do not fault anyone from making or attempting to make a dollar, or a living, just say so, in your pitching both online and on TV. That simple, just say its going to cost money, that you need a valid credit card to visit their sites. As for the women that answer my personal ad, hey be real, read the blog, get to know me, scratch under the skin before you ignore. It’s the same thing for Facebook. I get so many friend requests. As well as requests to join our fellow pages on there. Yet try to get most to really be members of the Knytes, AyreWolvez, or Wynged Warriors? To acknowledge I addressed them, they ignore you. With me its crap or get off the can, there is no superficial bullstuff or hidden about the Knytes or me. You get what you read, see and on air hear. Much of what you read here, is exactly what we chat about between music blocks on air, on HazzardAyre.

I unfriended a ton of people the other day, only those that truly acknowledge me and or the club, do I keep as a Facebook friend. Ignore me, I slam the door on you, you get removed or unfriended, and I will not be back. No matter how many times you ping me. Ain’t happening.

Same goes with fake women. Spent all day Sunday or the majority of the afternoon Sunday waiting at the mall, plus several hours here at the Wolf’s Lair, with a honey, that should be glad that I’m even chatting with her at all, since she’s not immediately what I’m drawn to both professionally, or personally. Pitched the concept she come over , spend a week with me here at the Lair, to get in sync with the radio gig and all, since on two points she had no gas to go home if she came over and thought she might like a nicer place that a motel to sleep in. Guess she thought I was looking for a sex partner. Thing is that was the farthest thing from my mind. I was being kind, yet no return emails, no phone calls. So I sent an email that said simply, thank you for your interest, and we need to move on. The radio gig, and I will get along nice without you. I was kind about it. Now its not that I move in every applicant, most have money enough to get here and go home on their own, and most of the time, when their on air training shift is over they GO HOME, so I can have my treasured time alone. The gal that’s going to clean the Lair, comes over, cleans, goes home and once a month gets paid. Same goes for the radio gig. But the key is, at the end of their duties here, THEY GO HOME to THEIR HOME. Out the door, away from me, so I can take off my britches, unbuckle my belt, and me be me. Even get something to eat which now I have to watch due to being diagnosed with type 2 mild diabetes. The club wants to hire me a live in nurse, but I as of yet don’t see that, I’m difficult to live with. I have a guy that comes in twice a week, takes care of most things on the medical front, and GOES HOME. Sure I’d like to find me a gal for my own to grow old with, but I have yet to find one with at least the same things I like in common, there’s not too many, Daisy Duke, Gretchen Wilson, Selena Gomez’ out there floating around single with no off spring, ready to settle down with ye ole Wolf here. So I remain alone by choice. There I was one out at the River that I was sniffing around at, but she turned out to be a fake as the rest of that place is. No thank you.

But if one wants to meet and treat , fine. If not don’t clog my email, as far as TV, be real, be honest. Be like those who support HazzardAyre, not fake or phony. Otherwise its just like watching paid for infomercials 90% fraud and only 10% if that what it says it is, yet while Patrick at RFDTV wont call back for us to advertise on FamilyNet etc, he’ll let these fraudsters on with infomercials. Its called ethics and decency at the highest price.

Any mile ya’ll this old Wolf is tyred, so I’m headed to bed, see ya’ll overnight to Saturday morning on HazzardAyre and oh yes , Rhonda, the offer is still open.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
There should be no yelling in the home unless there is a fire.
--David Oman McKay

Matthew 4:4“Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Somewhere in amongst it all I lost someone, me.

Back in about mid March or so I did something I never thought I’d do, I got off my rump and went to Church. Not any church understand but the River Fellowship.

At first it was an okay gig, go three times a week, maybe scam on a few free meals, yippee skippie.

So was hearing how bad peoples lives were in this group of recovering addicts of all kinds. Which made me ask , what happened to our valley? Of course it’s the California move ins, they brought all too many imported narcotics and crackheads into the area, others bought on to the habit and shazzam, dope city.

So then the economy went further into the toilet. Sure I wasn’t making much more money, in fact reduced my income some since my own shop near Burley was running only part time, but I am content, between the hospitality of Big C, and his crew, my comfortable although not big but good for me home. The club(Knytes-of-Anarchy) here keeping me busy with near dead end tasks with a population that seems to feel, why try? Even I had those feelings, still do to some extent, but I wake up every morning , greeting every day to opportunity, how can I do what I’m doing , better? So kept going to Church, hearing how bad people’ lives were, thinking, hey sisters, here we sit at HazzardAyre with on air jobs, paying twice the going wage around here and you can’t find work. Theory was you can’t blend secular and Christian values and attitudes together. HazzardAyre was a bit to much spice in their chili.

Then came Fancy Nancy. She cleaned places, seemed like a cool person, so thought hey scrub the house, clean my crusty shorts, make an extra hundred bucks a month, all happy. In all of it though, I was loosing someone important, in all the Godly thing, namely me. All that I was, all that I am, all I stood for, was eroding. I thought uhuh. Then Nancy needed her ride fixed. For weeks I told her to get it over to me, she waited too long that when she finally did, Charlie caught on to the fix, screamed and no sale. Then Nancy got pissed at me. Not only her, but that entire congregation. Which now that I have shed that from my life, and started regaining my own equilibrium and self, I feel better. Oh don’t get me wrong, I read my bible hourly if not daily. I pray, I attempt to walk in Gods shadow. I go to Church in Hagerman at the real Rivers Edge as we call it, I even get to preach once in awhile. Plus if we need to baptize someone, the Snake River is right there. But there’s no pretense , nothing fake. Its, bikers, truckers , and confederate gearheads getting together to sing praise to God, and worship, not having someone pass the plate around looking for money. Although we are in a fund raising mode right now, still there’s not a daily asking for donations.

Then it seemed like forever that Bryan Bacon finally put me on his Facebook page. Now understand, the trouble started when some half baked near homeless patron of the River got something turned around and gossiped to another. At that point even though many times tried to repair that, again I lost myself, bowing down. This old Wolf don’t bow to no one except Jesus Christ.

Even with all of that, there has not been one person from the River, Nancy, any of them coming by and saying something like I forgive you(me), lets clean the house do your laundry. Seems as if the call out a month ago for help getting a can of Skoal was too much. It wasn’t the getting Skoal that I was seeking, it was the chance to have a sit down, with a Pastor and a as far as I’m concerned a sister/Friend. The drive to Kix66, chat for a bit and try going back to Church. Nope, didn’t, and none of them have either. So be it. I finally found me again, I’m still all things southern, still all things confederate, still all things Hazzard, and know what? I’m more at peace. I gave the problems of the radio station to God, let him take care of it, and guide me. At least I again found me.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
To educate a person in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
--Theodore Roosevelt

Jeremiah 32:17““Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Being Twitterpaited

Being Twitterpaited, what does that mean? First of all for you culture challenged, the term comes from the movie Bambi when the young stallion was all in love with that young doe. In my case it has to do with finally after months even years of scouring the valley side here looking for on air, as well as off air production talent for HazzardAyre. Just because someone pledges and/or applies for a job of the club in this operation don’t mean they get it. The thing is they have to meet both Hazzard County as well as SAMCRO MC and certainly AyreWolvez standards. Anything short and they are shown the door.

There is a 30 to 60 day Internship, to make that final decision. Many applicants bow out long before they even enter the internship status. It’s either they can get here on their own, if they even return, and then its test time. I spent nearly an entire day, even missing church Sunday with one that I’m still trying to give a hand up, from Jerome. I know how its like living in a motel, did that although where I was, wasn’t all too bad, at least I had a decent manager and he went all out for the old Wolf. But I sat there everyday bored to near tears some days’ wishing something good would happen. When I realized that the best way to get on my feet was to get off my butt. Went in debt for a shop near Burley. Opened up HCC there, all is fine. Several times I had to walk out to the shop, likewise to Knytes Hall there, but I did it.

When I get Twitterpaited over a new hire its due to the fact I see promise. Our sis in Jerome, the gal from AppleBee’s and a couple more are getting me all frisky. Now one , sure I wouldn’t mind taking a shine to on a personal level, that’s our sis from Jerome, but even so, she’d get one of our jobs either way, having her all the time might could be good, at least for a week or so, she could take me around the block so-to-speak to see, if I was switching her lifestyle around is worth it, but she’d be a friend either way. Everybody that is part of HazzardAyre are friends, one big family is what we try to cultivate here.

Reason’s from long distant travels to club gigs, to trade shows etc, if we can’t get along, then those things are going to be awful. Especially in the studio. Comedy bit or not, if your uncomfortable with a person, how can you do bits involving being close to someone?

It’s like last night, there was a couple of tunes by ABBA that had those two gals, hey I like the dark haired one best, but they were mighty close, almost within kissing range. Think their breath is bad or sweet? Did they take a breath mint before? Any mile getting off course.

It’s like I tell all too many, if you want to know what HazzardAyre is all about, read, repeat , READ THE BLOGS!!! On a personal level, have the looks of Daisy Duke, the mouth and attitude of Gretchen Wilson, and the angelic sweetness of Selena Gomez, or>> It truly is that Kountry simple.

L8R Ya’ll need sleep, see you overnight on HazzardAyre

Quote of the Day:
We need not all agree, but if we disagree, let us not be disagreeable in our disagreements.
--Martin R. DeHaan

Jeremiah 32:17““Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

Songs and artists from years gone by

I am always amazed at the youth or just barely dry behind the ears youth of today.

Let me give you an example, had a young honey in earlier interning here at HazzardAyre.

I was mixing down some music from the Swedish group of the Disco era, called Abba, her response was

who are they? They are great, never heard them before. Can this be possible? Youth even of mid 20’s demo should know the melodic Heavenly voices and engaging music of Abba. So pulled a sneak, ran in one of Tommy James’ Crimson And Clover, again a blank stare yet I thought even just last season of SOA it was on there.

Our youth and even a bit older who are supposed to know better are deluged by cookie cutter, tribal, hate music. They know little if any of popular rock, heavy metal or even disco era music.

I have again been bitten by the intrigue of the fact that if such bands as Earth Wind & Fire, Abba, KC And the Sunshine Band, to name a few were to do reunion, or for that matter reintroductory tours.

Its been nearly a year now that the Beach Boys released a new album, with the hit That’s Why God Made the Radio. Yet only 6 out of 10 youth can remember the Beach Boys, can this be possible?

The fact that our nation is slipping past us at near warp speed. That hit TV Chef get’s hammered over using the N word, I say okay maybe wrong, but is it as wrong or right you be the judge , of some city person calling a country person or one who farms a Redneck? In that there are now three terms for the term Redneck, Appalachian American, Confederate American(of which I am) or Rural American. The fact that no longer can we discipline our youth with a swat to their butts as in a spanking, and we wonder why the kids have no respect for adult or at least authority. Our schools have to teach Darwin's theory, rather than creation. That we no longer can say God in public , yet our youth think nothing of blaspheme in yelling our God’s name in vane. If you say to a lady that she is pretty or do something good for a woman, your supposed to be getting in their pants, as few ever wear a dress any more, your disdained and yet our society and many of my interns and on coming crew wonder why I can’t even with USMC service and all , by all good conscience can’t honor the American Flag, will not sing the Star Spangled Banner, but treasure any time the Dixie National Anthem plays or I see our Confederate Flag fly I put my hand over my heart. I know a different subject for a different time, but it’s the same with our music. Old Kountry, Rockabilly, 60’s Rock, Disco, if its great music I’m listening to it, and I play it on HazzardAyre, Its like Pantyhose, to Southern Culture, preserving our music is preserving what’s left of our nation.

Old aged iron cars and trucks, vintage warbirds, old fashioned LIVE radio, these are the things that gave our nation is life, its character, and made us the destination by all too many from foreign lands. Not wanting to sound racist, but let’s get that Black Bastard and his cronies out of our nation’s capitol, and lets get some southern , bible believing people in there before we are part of some Muslim nation.

Don’t crush em, restore em, don’t kill our nation, resurrect our America. This is the heart of what HazzardAyre stands for and the core mission of the Knytes-of-Anarchy.

If some of you want to be a member of the real club, of 50,000 strong nation wide, here’s what you do, simply call during afternoon hours Mountain Standard Time, 208-212-9653 or email the club at knytesofanarchy@yahoo.com ask for membership details. We’ll be happy to send you out a membership package. Dues still are $100.00 a year. If the rest of you wish to donate to our ministry, please we can really use it, every bit you send will be put to use magnifying our ministry by enhancing our radio network, building even stronger our TV network, and printing our newspaper HazzardAyre News.

It’s lights out here as we get ready to remodel the studios in the next week, but we’re as close to you as your radio.

Until Monday when we refire,under the cooler breezes,

 

Quote of the Day:
He is poor who does not feel content.
--Japanese proverb

Jeremiah 32:17““Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

 

So you want to be a Knyte? How about being a skip tracer for the Knytes?

So you want to be a Knyte do you? A full fledged, patched member, there is a good way if ya’ll wanted that but didn’t know how here’s one for those living in Eastern Idaho. But first some minor background.

First, it was 1992, new Trustee for the Montgomery Foundation, comes in. In the process it was determined that it’d be best I relocate from Blackfoot/Pocatello area to Salt Lake City. Done. Except , had to leave ye old General Lee behind. Trusted, a fellow tow service there Custom Towing to watch over the car. 1994, wanted the car back, called Custom Towing, Jim says no can do, upon asking why, he says he wanted the car. Makes no matter, ain’t his decision, I had the money to pay the storage I wanted the car. Guess what, Mr. Wilson, sells ye ole General. In essence stole the car, and sold it. Dumb as I was, should have filed charges , but USMC had other plans. Go back to find who bought it, never could track it down, although if I’d have been smarter should have had the VIN , as who ever bought it would have had to register it and thus could have messed up someone's day really bad.

Fast forward to 2007, after a bunch of snooping found some jerk had bought the car , but said he’d sent it to the crusher. I don’t buy that, so here’s the gig, if somebody wants to be a Knyte, that lives in or near Pocatello, go find out what really happened to my Gen Lee. Besides a membership in the Knytes, ya’ll could get a cool, grand for your effort. Any takers?

Then there is the fact of little lord Fauntleroy, over there that used to be a bikini bar bouncer. At the time , if I’d have known who he was he’d have been a larvae nest for maggots, as it was it wasn’t until my brain unwound in GF that I figured it out. The little prick knows the who that took my car. I’d still file theft charges , but the statute of limitations on that has lapsed, but if anyone over there knows the howl of this Wolf, find the General.

L8R Ya’ll

 

Quote of the Day:
He is poor who does not feel content.
--Japanese proverb

Jeremiah 32:17““Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.