Ah for the love of the old Confederate ways

There was a time in America especially in areas like Podunk Cassia County Idaho or even Hazzard itself that greeting someone who just moved into an area was common place, or if you just moved in it was an insult if you didn’t walk up to a few neighbors and say howdy. Stuck out a hand, bought a beer and shot the talk or just sat and watched the cars rust.

If you found a neighbor who had something in common, be it music or movies or hell even hot rods you went and began to tag around and share that interest.

Heck just being friendly.

Not today.

If you sit on the porch folks think your eye balling them to do something evil, if you approach someone with an extended hand they greet you with suspicion. If you offer a young person like the gal I lived next door to in Goons Ferry a cover photo job, folks think your shooting porn, or have some odd evil purpose. Or if it’s a young kid, it’s a situation that extends all the way to people thinking bad of you.

Where I live, and not for much longer by the way, more on that in a future blog, entry here, there are two guys, one who does groovy lazer light shows, that I’m bringing on board as a video producer. On the other side, is a guy who has a super clean Dodge truck that anybody would be glad to drive. Their success in living here at the Powers of Burley? Shut the damn door, Lock it, and do not intermix with these mentally challenged, people that also live here. Here at the Powers, you keep to yourself , come home, sleep, eat , crap, go elsewhere.

Sadly our world even our nation has grown so suspicious and critical as well as simple paranoid that it’s a wonder we can even go to the grocery store and be pleasant with each other.

One walks into the store and just says howdy to a lady, and her guy thinks your making moves on his lady. Tipping your hat , opening a door, and just a simple hello, is not taken as it was hell even 10 years ago.

I get chastised , by my PSR for not going out for a walk more. Shoot , I try , but I go out in the truck somewhere, that few if anybody else is. Then take my walk. Sure the life of small town rural Idaho or America is not for everyone, but I can remember being more in the take a walk notion in Salt Lake City than I am here.

There’s a line from one of Allen Jackson’ songs that goes something to the effect, of doing a lot of front porch sitting, thinking, and just doing something as easy as reading your Bible. The difference between people who read that Bible and practice what’ in it, is the difference between Yankees and Confederates. We believe in what’s written down there we practice it. The verses that reads , if you see your neighbor or fellow man and he’s hungry, feed him, if he’s cold and naked, clothe him, if he needs a place to sleep give him your bed. While the latter might be a bit out there, If I have it and another needs it worse than I do, I help provide.

The young girl in Goons Ferry, that I lived next door to. She needed to make some extra bucks for school supplies. Sure I could have hired outside talent that was a pro model, and ultimately did, but I said sure she can work for us. Right away the evil thoughts ran rampant, and it was he’s a molester or something. Excuse me? She had a need, and I was just being a Confederate Christian trying to help. No difference in my opinion if it was hiring the girl or if her dad needed a job, or service that I could provide free. I would and do, that every day. I don’t know how many what I call welfare toews I do, but it’s a bunch. Yet I’m a bad guy. Yet some of those same people can’t even pony up a can of Skoal once in awhile when I’m running low? However a deed done from the heart is not to have a response or payback its just to extend the kindness our Lord gives to us. This is the difference in just reading the Bible, and practicing what’s in it.

That’s the Confederate way. It is old skool to be sure, and yes there are circumstances that require a bit of closer look, but have we grown so far from what our Lord taught that we can’t say , can I help ? In some way?

One of the things that Nurse GoodBody did, and ya’ll know the story, but her extension of that one kindness endeared her to me for life. So I try to pay it forward as well.

When this Union, finally reaches to the point of being able to embrace the old Confederate ways, then, I’ll stop being so mean.

Until L8R Ya’ll

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(when friend said that a certain rich man's money was "tainted")

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Its just not that easy unless I and or the rest of the club knows you, don’t ask to join.

Every day or just about every other day, I get at least two or three requests from someone on FaceBook or similar to join the Knytes or one of our sibling groups. The fact is, its just not that damn simple. For one to be in the club, the club has to know you or have knowledge about you. First your introduced to the club by being a hangaround do odd jobs, help in projects. That takes anywhere from 6 months to a year. After that your raised up to be a Prospect, short for prospective , member. You get a little more responsibility and authority, but no voting privileges nor benefits. You in both cases pay monthly dues of $75.00 a month, on the first of the month , every month. This can last up to two years. If by then we like you, you’ve proven loyal and your honor is intact with the club, and dues fully paid, you pay your $400.00 yearly dues, go through the blood ceremony, then and only then are you a patched member. Nothing short of that . The only way around that is if someone already a patched member knows you damn well and you have paid into the treasury of the club somehow. Outside of that these rules apply. So hey if that’s you fine be a hangaround, but quit sending me friendship requests on frigging FaceFart.  The friendly open arm welcome we once had no longer exists. A few abused membership rights and even tried to defraud the club, since then membership even hangaround , is by our invitation only, but not yours.

The only reason we even have a FaceBook page is so that our membership that cain’t be here at the founding charter HQ can know wuzz up. The rest is for us, and us only. Guess I need to close the welcome door.

Okay so your walking through the food store or the Mall, you see some hot seat cover and think dang I’d love to poke that, I’d make it last all night. Truth is 70% of us , especially if its been awhile, is done after the first three minutes , needing to recharge.

Now the situation is different for guys who have known their gal for awhile. Since she’s always there, most of the time, you know her, she knows you, the concert in the bedroom has the same songs, so you can hold off for at least 5 minutes. These guys and there’s only been what two that can hold off ejaculating. One was famous for that even had a pepper shaker named after him. The rest of us can practice some restraint, but scents and feelings amongst other factors can have us off faster than a alky drag racer , while women who need a bit more time is like a diesel engine, slow to get warmed up and started, but once you do they can last a long time. trouble is the amount of guys who can hold off longer than 5 minutes are few.

But you want too. Especially if its some hot young thing or some near starlet somewhere.

For me and the subject came up the other day, about messing with younger gals. First I have a cut off at age 18, anything younger than that , no way for legal and even moral reasons. However its not that the situation has not presented itself.

I remember this young tween I met once in Buhl when I was courting Kathy Adams there in Buhl. She was a hot young thing, smelled like tranquility and felt nearly that way when she’d try to snuggle. But I never allowed it to progress, wish now in some ways I’d have, but I like being on the outside not inside, know what I mean there? Then there was this trainee intern that was some damn 15 year old in Jerome, her mom saw one of the few talent ads that the Slime News allowed us to run, she signed up this little blonde thing. Oh sweet as sugar, and she damn near threw herself at me. Thing was I saw that rock falling.

So I got outta there. Even so when it looks of age but ain’t it can be tempting.

Any mile, big day Wednesday, so it’s the bunk.

See ya’ll on WyldAyre

L8R

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Under Capitalized and completely unknowing

So went to look at this used Ford Contour downtown, looked good, and dig this the dude sells two way radios, so far so good.

Then looked up on Yahoo, to see if there was a price break there. According to Yahoo, no 97 Contour exists, here. Guess what Yahoo, there’s one here down 13 blocks from me with 150k on the clock, shows how much you can’t find online. I’m beginning to think we are at the near end of the road as far as the cyber highway. Of course the dungheads in Simi Valley California and near Gay bay San Francisco is where both our grand Google as well as FaceFart is hq’d, but even so they do not have interns let alone , people watching newspapers etc for car listings.

Okay then it’s just like news coverage, in Mini Cassia. Whether it be print, or TV if it isn’t a major get down funky story your not going to see it on KTVB or KMVT, and the Voice and or Weekly Journal here has no real clue as to what is going on. The only real information source with dependability is, HazzardAyre. No less, no more. Its like I overheard some news feller the other day while I was chowing down two booths over, wouldn’t have perked up my ears but there was talk of good ole HazzardAyre, here. Okay the conversation went something to the effect that we here at HazzardAyre were a radical force to be reckoned with, that we didn’t care about who we stepped on and so on, the conclusion here, these two guys were absolutely right.

HazzardAyre has been kicking the ass, out of and directly to every damn other media source in Idaho and Utah for nearly 30 years now. We look on and report news, and happenings nobody else is going to, usually because it has the story or article has none LDS undertones to it. We DON”T FRACKING care about the DAMN MORMON CHURCH, that whole damn thing is nothing more than that Scientology thing tuned bassackwards. Both are a bitch to get into and an even worse headache to get out of, and both coddle the rich and famous. The LDS Church does the Osmonds, Scientology does Tom Cruise. We accept ads from the smoke shops, tattoo shops, even the brothels in Wells and Elko Nevada. We welcome those ads, because 80% of our readers and listeners to our radio network frequent those type of places so why not? Their money is just as good and green as anybody else’ so again why not? Oh by the way, to those keeping score, I have tried every way I can, and that damn Church still will not excommunicate me. What do I need to do, go to church and spank my monkey in the main chapel? That’s a story for another time.

Any mile HazzardAyre went into operation fully capitalized, fully aware and ready to do battle in 2005. In a remote studio in Bountiful Utah. At the time we ran three LIVE shows, with two tv audio to radio pre recorded programs, AG/DAY and American Thunder. In mid 2006 I moved to Wyoming(Wished I’dve stayed there) opened a studio in the same place where a podiatrist practiced.(Seems no where can I go that I’m not involved with feet somehow) so we opened the studio, and was really busting balls, but there is only so much on air talent in a population of 13,000 people, so I did a search found BSU’s broadcast program, but in reality was only a none deleted website of BSU’ that had not been unplugged. So my exec officer and I set off to come to Boise for a look see. She had other intentions but here we came. Perhaps things might have been better if we’d have went straight to Boise, not stopped here in the Tragic Valley due to my need to attempt to relive the good old days in Hazzard . So we got here but we all never gave up on HazzardAyre.

Yes twice nearly lost the farm , and LexiBelle over it, and thanks to Nurse GoodBody we never lost LexiBelle, but the rest well I blame that on a stuffed swine sized female that decided to throw a wrench in the works. Should’ve thrown her out the same day she interviewed.

Still HazzardAyre has survived storm after storm. And now looks like HazzardAyre will become more than the EasyRiders style publication of everything confederate and Dukes-of-Hazzard, but a bigger radio gig than ever. Why? Because I got a email today from Sirius/XM inquiring would I like to establish a HazzardAyre XM Satellite radio channel? Does a bear shit?

If we kicked the Mountain American medias ass b4 imagine what we’ll do now.

Simply put the Giant is awake.

Hitting the rack fire fighting is tiring , so need my 12 hours. Maybe if I’m lucky, I’ll get it without twelve phone calls for things other than towing, and two knocks at the door for something else except to get toewed.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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She snoozed she loozed!!

Well its official, the teen from Buhl, bailed, more over I fyred her. Talk about annoying? Damn Sam. FaceBook or shall I say FaceFart, should have a thing that authenticates ones age. Then teens could not intermix with adults, or adults mistakenly intermix with teens. Not only is this dangerous in a trailer truck load of reasons, but, why should, I have to be asked to be a friend to a teen? More over some molesters wanting to mess with teens or even younger. Hey FaceFart , set up an age verification program.

This is part of the reason, long ago the Knytes-of-Anarchy as well as the AyreWolvez decided, that if we did open call auditions and interviews for new screen and art talent, etc that minimum age is at minimum 21 years old. While 21 is no magic number, especially females whose minds do not mature until age 25 or so, still by age 21 , you’d hope some experience and intelligence would start to bloom. Thus make her at least legal to put in front of the camera. Sure Hollywood don’t do that, but Idaho and even to a small degree ain’t Hollywood, nor even Nashville. With us she’s of age or she don’t get on the screen or the page. Nuff said.

Okay then, musty out, even with a partly cloudy night and all and a window air conditioner going full strength I was sweating like I was in the Burmese Jungle. Whew.

Again though I must say to Bryanna, would have liked you in the project, but you snoozed you loozed.

So out of shits and giggles, looked at Buhl’ c-of-c page. If this area ever , and I mean ever gets out of pulling carts and wagons it’ll be a miracle.

To which I must add this.

Overnight on my radio show, some of ya’ll phoned in and questioned the move by me to Boise. Simply its this, Boise has affordable, not cheap, but affordable living places, two; Boise and the area has flight schools, with CFI(Certified Flight Instructors) who can recertify me to get back to flying something other than sport or experimental aircraft, of which the Lady is classified as. Three, and this is right on the dot. Said by an old Ignore County Deputy who was the main cop in Goons Ferry for years. He told me there is the state of Idaho and the state of Ada. While in the same vicinity the two seldom meet. In essence things that happen in Boise and Ada County do not happen elsewhere in the State of Idaho. The fact that Idaho in general especially the greater Tragic Valley has gotten to the point one can’t find work, and even if you do, means working two jobs just to be able to afford a decent place to live, and that decent place to live is overpriced considering economic conditions. Boise areas living expenses are expensive but manageable, plus there’s economic activity, consider the new Zion’s bank tower in the middle of Boise. You wont find that elsewhere in Idaho. What’d ya think if the AyreWolvez held the 2014 Miss AyreWolf pageant at the Morrison Art Center, rather than being put off all the damn time by the Magic Valley Mall and/or the CSI Expo Center.

How about for us Dukes fans, the Hazzard Nationals/aka DukesFest West at the Western Idaho Fairgrounds or perhaps Idaho Expo center over yonder at Nampa.

Then of course the ultimate in my opinion, The AyreWolvez-AyreShow. Do that up at the Nampa Airport? And last but not least and I take blame for this getting my pecker stuck in the upheaval, but I know of an outfit that could’ve put together this HazzardAyre-WyldAyre web site of ours back in 2008. We’d be up a going by now. But few if anyone in the rest of Idaho have that ability. There is a long list, and the knowledge of the fact that lightning seldom strikes in the same place twice even three times, still Boise for me is Salt Lake City, at a discount. And myself and the club need to be there.

So last Saturday after I got over the discovery of damage on LexiBelle, the club and I decided that the club, would maintain a office in Gooding serving tragic valley, as AyreWolf Aviation will be building a hangar there at the Gooding County Airport, the same will be repeated in Nampa, and American Falls.

More L8R at the midday report, I need a shower.

L8R Ya’ll

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Overnyte thoughts

The MHI folks are eyeballing us again, too bad those weren’t the ones that got charred in the wyldfyres up there. One can only hope.

Any mile have noticed that FaceFart is screening our content again. However the interesting fact is, they don’t bother HazzardAyre, but the rest of our blog spots they make do up one of those captchas. While Internet security amongst other things similar is crucial to FaceFarts survival, add to that Mark’ NASDAQ ratings are very low, you’d think they’d be more friendly. Ain’t it nice we have Google.

Got an email from Bry , saying she wants to kool relations. Nothing new. What else do you expect from a Tragic Valley Teen? Like I have been saying on SAMCRO’ blog page most of the day, Boise is looking mighty sweet. But too still looking at all options. Bottom line its time for a change. And for your information Bry did not come over, but then I did not really expect her to.

What I’d love for a real talent agency to work this with. But hey , there are options.

That I’ll talk about later today.

L8R Ya’ll

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--Anonymous

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It was said in Smokey and the Bandit 2 , even Bambi has enemies

So I get done, doing the radio show and head out to the shop, to do some work on LiL Lexi, only to find upon my arrival that someone had thrown a brick at big LexiBell’s windshield. Can you believe this shit? So I said some unilateral words and went to find Smokey. This is kinda spooky though as not more than 15 minutes prior rolled through a stop light got a verbal , but now that I needed a badge, couldn’t find one. Kinda like trying to find Roscoe when you need him, but trying to avoid when you don’t. So finally did a traffic stop on a deputy, escorted him out to the shop. He made out a report, and another $300.00 I gotta spend. Accident? No way. It’s funny, sort of and not in the ha,ha, way. LexiBelle sat quietly in Rupert for several months no problem. Was on Ricks back lot down town Twin Falls for near a year, sat at the house in Heyburn, and in less than a month some one does this shit? No this was intentional and by someone who knew right where to go. In short someone’s going to pay for a new windshield. I might also add for those that read this, not of SAMCRO MC , there was and I mean WAS a owner of a motel here in Burley that tried to give me a pain in my six. Guess what? He ain’t around anymore. Coincidence? No way , but just a warning to those that want to do some stupid shit like hurt LexiBelle.

Okay then, thanks to our efficient Cassia County Sheriffs office, they did a good job.

New rules on rotation in Idaho.

Seems now that as of July 1st, with new laws going into effect, all appointments to police rotation in Idaho, will be done by the Idaho State Police. No longer will this be a area Sheriff’s concern.

Okay then in closing.

Many on my radio show are asking when Sex With Sue will air again on KDXB/KTOW. As soon as I can negotiate a mutual payment agreement and all with Sue, it’ll be back on. I miss it too. Last night we did a repeat of the edition, on penus sizes and all, and since ya’ll want that program I’ll do my best to deliver if I can. If not we’ll see about doing something similar on a local basis.

As I bring this entry in, for a landing, Boise is looking better all the time.

Stay Tuned,

 

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WAIT! Nature calls!
--rdude
(in the middle of a ping-pong game)

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I need to know what you mean or require

Saw on a spiel from ADWeek, that it would seem that CNN is down in viewer ratings and their online services are where they are putting their money, hey nothing wrong with that, you go with what makes money, right?

So in doing my online stuff to prep for the radio show had Saturday Night Live going, an episode that has to be at least a year or so old. What happened to the LIVE part of SNL? If they’re going to tape it , why not call it Saturday Night Already Done. Then you’d know that some had already seen. Of course the spoof SNL ads were good, but then faded to nearly something that one needs to ask, Why run this damn thing at all? Trash it, its not got any more gas in it.

Okay then enuff bad mouthing.

Need to say I’m glad to see Andrea Lutz of KTVB 7 , News doing anchor duties.

She really brightens up the presentation, and delivers with pin point accuracy. Andrea has a job at HazzardAyre TV any time she wants it.

Tried to get some sleep this previous afternoon, except the place I rent here sprung a leak. To the point, that if I went to the head you stepped in cold water. Not an awakening ya’ll want. Add to injury, got a drip right over my bed. It’s difficult to snooze when you have water dropping on your brain. Not a good thing. If the news tv outfits wanted to do a diddy here. Doing one on Motels that rent out as apartments but should be torn down, we’d step aside and let em do it.

Guess ya’ll get what you pay for, but dig this, reasons are many that I don’t make a quick exit, here , but will say I’m looking. Mostly at Boise. Saw online, that there are places in Boise that rent for what this place does and they have a swimming pool and gym.

Still have a battery recharge problem with LiL Lexi, tried new battery, and new cables, next it’s a new alternator. Which brings me to a point.

I hear from so many places, BUY LOCAL, KEEP JOBS HERE etc. Yet I priced a 130 amp alternator from a local vendor, he wanted nearly $200.00 for a remanufactured unit, in essence rebuilding mine. With no thought that I need to R&R(Remove and replace) and get back into service asap. But looked over LMC truck , a 150am alternator with them is $175.00 and its NEW. So ordered same, hope that does the trick. If not its start tracing a bare wire.

Any way catching some sleep so I can be on ayre in the morning,

reminding YOU, aren’t YOU glad YOU have HazzardAyre?

L8R Ya’ll

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Your heart often knows things before your mind does.
--Polly (Pearl) Adler

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